April 22, 2022

S2 Ep16 - Staying Alive and Ass Grapes!!!

S2 Ep16 - Staying Alive and Ass Grapes!!!

This week Rebecca throws a curve ball and has Josh and Angeline watch the John Travolta classic Staying Alive!  It seems the only thing Josh enjoyed about this one was the music, as he can't stop singing it.  For curmudgeon corner, Josh tells of his woes with Dinner and Lund.  We then get into upcoming birthday weekend plans and of course ass grapes.

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Angeline Compau:

I'm almost done with my pie now

Rebecca Smith:

Well you have 30 seconds

Angeline Compau:

we on, check

Rebecca Smith:

Angeline sick today so she's calling in

Angeline Compau:

live from my toilet.

Rebecca Smith:

Great. Good to know

Josh Smith:

live from the free VD clinic. It's Angeline

Rebecca Smith:

she's now just so everybody knows she's not actually laying on the bathroom floor like she usually does when she's sick, but

Angeline Compau:

different kind of sick.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

she was just eating pie

Josh Smith:

more of a venereal nature.

Rebecca Smith:

Geez Louise.

Angeline Compau:

I was down. I was. I was sick. I have arisen today that

Rebecca Smith:

Much like Jesus.

Angeline Compau:

Much like Jesus

Rebecca Smith:

Happy, Easter everybody.

Angeline Compau:

Happy Easter.

Rebecca Smith:

By the way.

Angeline Compau:

It is an Easter miracle that I'm back.

Rebecca Smith:

It is

Josh Smith:

what kind of pie did you get?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, apple

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

it was so good

Rebecca Smith:

did it have whipped cream on it?

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

is that why it was white. Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. No, that's not why it was white. But it did have whipped cream.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, gross. All right. We had a classic a doozy of classic. I had to pick a show a movie that was on HBO so that you could watch it. Because you were watching it from home.

Josh Smith:

I can think of 40 other shows that are on HBO that were better than that

Rebecca Smith:

I know. swingers is on HBO, but I chose this one instead.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, shit

Josh Smith:

Where you going Menero

Rebecca Smith:

because it's so good. We did the 1983 Classic. stayin alive sing it Josh

Josh Smith:

Terrible, I'm not singing shit now.

Rebecca Smith:

You've been singing it all morning. And I you had to watch it twice because you watched it with me before because this by the way it was on the How Did This Get Made podcast they chose this movie for How Did This Get Made. So he watched it with me when

Josh Smith:

I liked the fact that this was directed by Sylvester Stallone.

Angeline Compau:

I saw that when I was reading the credist. I was like shut up.

Rebecca Smith:

You texted me, you texted me? Oh my god. That's the greatest

Josh Smith:

sly stalone and his musical genius brother

Rebecca Smith:

his cameo. Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Oh, yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my God, his brother.

Josh Smith:

His brother's a musical genius.

Rebecca Smith:

He is. Because he wrote the music. Some of the music.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, he was he was something else. But

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

Sylvester, good. Good job.

Rebecca Smith:

Good job. Good job. All right. So 1983 sequel to 1977 Saturday Night Fever.

Josh Smith:

Excellent

Rebecca Smith:

budget on the movie was 22 million,

Josh Smith:

which was 21 point 9 million too much.

Rebecca Smith:

How much do you think it grossed?

Josh Smith:

Seven?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. it had to have done pretty. Okay. Cuz the first one was good. It did decent people liked it. I don't know. 100 million.

Rebecca Smith:

Close 65 million domestic 127 million worldwide.

Josh Smith:

Oh my goodness.

Rebecca Smith:

According to Wikipedia? It's the oldest movie to hold a score of zero on Rotten Tomatoes.

Angeline Compau:

Shut up. I'm not surprised

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

I gotta say I'm not surprised. Because it wasn't as good as the original.

Rebecca Smith:

It's so good

Angeline Compau:

The sequel was not that good

Rebecca Smith:

It is so good. Okay, so 1983 top TV shows. These are kind of close in years to other years that we've discussed. So just keep that in mind when you're guessing.

Josh Smith:

Gotcha.

Angeline Compau:

Family Ties.

Rebecca Smith:

No

Angeline Compau:

A team?

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

Mash.

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Josh Smith:

this is our normal run through Angeline

Angeline Compau:

I know, I know.

Rebecca Smith:

Da da da da da

Josh Smith:

Dallas?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes, thank you.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

Dallas. 60 minutes and dynasty are the top three

Josh Smith:

Never saw dynasty.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

die nasty

Rebecca Smith:

die nasty. Top Songs of 1983.

Josh Smith:

Eye of the a tiger.

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Angeline Compau:

stayin alive.

Rebecca Smith:

No. Every Breath You Take , the Police was number one. Number two Billie Jean.

Josh Smith:

pedophile pedophile. pedophile.

Rebecca Smith:

Number three.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god. It's a good song.

Rebecca Smith:

What a feeling from Flashdance. Top Movies of 1983 Go

Josh Smith:

Top Gun.

Rebecca Smith:

No. 83

Angeline Compau:

83

Josh Smith:

Star Wars.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. Which one?

Josh Smith:

Empire Strikes Back?

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Josh Smith:

Oh no return of the jedi.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. That was number one. Made 247 million number two. Any guesses? Tootsie

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

never saw it

Angeline Compau:

would have never got that.

Rebecca Smith:

I love that movie. 146 million and number three Flashdance made

Angeline Compau:

that makes sense.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Surprisingly, this movie came in seventh overall, from 1983 It beat risky business.

Josh Smith:

Wow.

Rebecca Smith:

It beat ET it beat Terms of Endearment. It beat the outsiders beat all of those

Angeline Compau:

What.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

what?

Josh Smith:

You don't understant the power of Sylvester Stallone directing

Rebecca Smith:

and John Travolta dancing.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

John Travolta dancing I kind of get

Rebecca Smith:

yeah

Josh Smith:

when you put the Stallone family together with music creation and directing you you create magic fucking magic

Angeline Compau:

I guess

Rebecca Smith:

fucking magic people

Josh Smith:

bunch of short Italians getting together just throwing it out there.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

I should have said I-talians

Rebecca Smith:

I-talian. But the critics didn't care for it much.

Josh Smith:

No shit

Angeline Compau:

Uh, Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

despite being a critical failure, the movie was a commercial success. Obviously, the film opened with the biggest weekend for a musical film ever at the time. Roger Ebert called the dance productions laughably gauche, especially the final number which he mocked for including Fire Ice smoke, flashing lights and laser beams.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

he said what the film most lacked was a sense of reality that Saturday Night Fever had. There's no old neighborhood, no vulgar showdowns with his family. No, Brooklyn like, eccentricity.

Angeline Compau:

I loved all that stuff, too. I seriously was like this movie is missing everything that the first one had

Rebecca Smith:

in 2006 Entertainment Weekly dubbed staying alive as the worst sequel ever.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, I wouldn't go I wouldn't say the worst sequel ever. But it wasn't my favorite

Josh Smith:

I would

Angeline Compau:

okay,

Josh Smith:

and the beginning movie was terrible. But this was the worst ever.

Rebecca Smith:

Saturday Night Fever was terrible.

Josh Smith:

For me, these are not my movies

Angeline Compau:

No, Saturday Night Fever wasn't that bad. There was a lot of like, stuff fighting.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, Saturday night, Saturday night. Fever was more about like the person and not necessarily the dancing. I feel this was more of like a dance movie.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Terrible.

Angeline Compau:

And can I just say that the main character the girl who was supposed to be like the best dancer and I was just

Rebecca Smith:

Finola Hughes, yeah,

Angeline Compau:

you could you could do some really good shoulders, that's about it. I, her dancing was trash.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my gosh.

Angeline Compau:

sorry. I didn't like not, like I'm a good dancer by any means.

Josh Smith:

As an exotic dancer. Angeline has a point of view

Rebecca Smith:

she has aknowledge that we don't have. Awards? What awards did this movie get?

Josh Smith:

worst movie of the year?

Angeline Compau:

Any Razzies?

Rebecca Smith:

yes. But also some credible awards as well.

Josh Smith:

Ooo.

Angeline Compau:

Whoa, okay. Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

golden well, not I didn't win but it was nominated Golden Globe nominee. For what do you think?

Josh Smith:

I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

Best Director?

Angeline Compau:

soundtrack.

Rebecca Smith:

Close. It was best song far from over was nominated

Josh Smith:

by by Frank Stallone.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes, Frank Stallone, Sylvester Stallone's brother wrote far from over

Josh Smith:

and their mother was predicting the future and reading the cards for the Hollywood stars at the time.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh. You're so funny

Rebecca Smith:

other nominees. In that category. Were maniac from Flashdance and then what a feeling which was the winner?

Josh Smith:

What A Feeling

Angeline Compau:

and that should have been the winner because it's way better song.

Rebecca Smith:

it was also nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Album or original score written for a motion picture. It was beat by ET. Raspberry Award nominee for Worst Actor John Travolta. razzberry Award nominee for Worst new star Finola, Hughes?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Finola

Rebecca Smith:

razzberry Award nominee for Worst Supporting Actress which was fanola hughes as well.

Angeline Compau:

Um, I was gonna say that she was horrible and she did nothing since.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, okay. She no actually she's been in a shit ton of things. I our

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

Fuck you Angeline

Rebecca Smith:

Our new category what was that guy from

Angeline Compau:

She was on General Hospital for 1000 episodes. Ooh, she's a soap opera actress.

Rebecca Smith:

That was what I knew her from going into this was General Hospital. She did other she's done other like TV shows and movies since then. Nothing like big. Cynthia Rhodes who played Jackie, what was she in Angeline?

Angeline Compau:

Well, she was penny in dirty dancing.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. She was also in Flashdance. She was the blonde girl in Flashdance with the spiky hair spiky short hair that was complaining about her boyfriend in the gym. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

she's rocking a lady mullet. Like hard

Rebecca Smith:

she was in Flashdance too I feel like

Angeline Compau:

probably

Rebecca Smith:

because those were filmed around the same time they came out the same year so,

Angeline Compau:

Rocking the Lady mullet

Rebecca Smith:

she was also in Xanadu, which I don't remember, but I love that movie. Finola Hughes her big her biggest one that I knew her from was General Hospital. She went on I looked at her IMDb and she's on a shit ton of things that I just don't really know about, mostly like TV appearances and stuff like that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

The choreographer in the very beginning montage. Recognize him?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it was Red Forman.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. From that 70's show.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

yep.

Angeline Compau:

I noticed that right away.

Josh Smith:

I like that he's smoking when he's doing it, that's awesome

Angeline Compau:

me too

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Josh Smith:

I don't I don't know anything about dancing. But if I'm gonna choreograph a dance, I'm gonna smoke when I do it.

Rebecca Smith:

So what did you think of the movie? Angeline

Angeline Compau:

um, it was better than fame. I could watch it again. The beginning dance number I was I was into it. All of us should do our parts and make a tic tok, Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

That's a lot of shoulders a lot.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, Josh could do it. Josh would have to come in. Jump in and

Rebecca Smith:

Josh can be the choreographer the smoker.

Angeline Compau:

And telling us that we look like trash?

Josh Smith:

Oh, cannot wait, so I can scream at people. And just literally just fire down one stick after another marlboro mediums?

Angeline Compau:

The rest of the movie? Not so great. I really did not like that the girl at all. I wanted to punch her in the face. And I was like, you have Cynthia Rhodes right here. She wants your nut sack.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

give her your nut sack. Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

He's not very nice to her.

Josh Smith:

That's how Angeline ended up with a venereal disease.

Rebecca Smith:

She wants her nut sack.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. He was a dick to her.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, he was horrible.

Rebecca Smith:

I feel for her because I feel like I used to be like that girl. That was like pining for somebody that just

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

fucked him over time and time again.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Sad.

Angeline Compau:

Hey, do you remember the part where she's walking into the studio to help him out and Frank Stallone comes in? And John Travolta is like, Hey, she's in good hands. and he goes what do you Allstate?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, what do you need disability?

Angeline Compau:

that was the frickin best

Rebecca Smith:

that was good, I have a couple of lines like that. That was one of them. So Jackie and Tony, do you think they're a good couple? And did they last?

Angeline Compau:

Ah.

Josh Smith:

no

Angeline Compau:

If they lasted, it's because Jackie wasn't gonna give up on them and she would never leave. She's a pushover.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, I don't know. I don't think he was in it. Even at the end when he was like all about her. I don't think he was in it because of that kiss at the very end when he's like facing her and he looks right at Finola, Hughes?

Josh Smith:

What about that girl with the gap teeth that she ordered a drink from the beginning likes to watch him walk like she's the worst teeth ever, and the camera centers on her gap teeth. You're like, why would you? Why would you torture this lady? I must've been like during the take take 52 No, no, we want to see choppers

Rebecca Smith:

I will say back then. That was kind of in fad. Lauren Hutton was a huge actress back then. And she had the gap

Josh Smith:

I was terrible. Big Smoke stain gap teeth. Just

Rebecca Smith:

I love it. When they're in the club and those he's like those two ladies. And he's like, You guys partied too hard. I can't and and he's like, you know, they're talking about relationships. And she's like, guys like you aren't relationships, your exercise.

Angeline Compau:

Oooh I like that

Rebecca Smith:

Burn.

Angeline Compau:

That's true. That's true.

Rebecca Smith:

Why do you think he's obsessed with Laura and her limo?

Angeline Compau:

Why did he keep asking, who's limo is this?

Rebecca Smith:

I think because he wanted to know where her money came from if she was getting money from other men or whatever. Like if that was her limo or if or if she's under like some other guys.

Angeline Compau:

The way he kept asking.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

was hilarious.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. I like when he's walking up when he's to her apartment in the door man's like, are you expected and he's like to do what? It's like, oh my god.

Angeline Compau:

That was good.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think he went on to a big Broadway career?

Josh Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

No, and I'll tell you why. Because he's got an anger problem. You know?

Rebecca Smith:

that and he can't obviously follow direction. He wasn't asked to have that solo. He just kind of flung somebody to the side and

Angeline Compau:

Dude

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

he showegirled her before there was Showgirls.

Rebecca Smith:

My other question was were there shows like this on Broadway in the 80s that were like just dancing and nothing else because that first show when he's watching her, like from the backstage where he's supposed to be watching Jackie but he's just watching fanola Hughes the whole time. It's all just like weird dancing. And then this one's all dancing. There's no like dialogue where these just dance shows like

Josh Smith:

the precursor to Cirque du la say

Angeline Compau:

Cirque Du Soleil?

Rebecca Smith:

I can't talk.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my God.

Rebecca Smith:

That's what I was thinking too. But at least for Cirque du Soleil, there's like acrobats. And it's not just dancing. There's like

Josh Smith:

it's just as bad

Rebecca Smith:

cool stuff going on.

Josh Smith:

No, it's not.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes it is.

Angeline Compau:

that reminded me of showgirls, or something you would see in Vegas.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

that's just dancing.

Rebecca Smith:

I guess so. I mean, I guess. Yeah, I guess that's what it is. I don't think they have shows like that on Broadway anymore.

Josh Smith:

They've been doing this for eons

Rebecca Smith:

Vegas. Yes.

Josh Smith:

I'm thinking of Chevy Chase

Rebecca Smith:

They've been doing this for eons

Josh Smith:

in European vacation.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. And one and two quotable lines. Angeline

Angeline Compau:

What are you allstate?

Rebecca Smith:

That's a good one.

Angeline Compau:

That's the best one.

Rebecca Smith:

I liked. We met I liked you. We made it. What did you think it was true love?

Angeline Compau:

Dude. She told him

Rebecca Smith:

she did.

Angeline Compau:

She told him. Which I did. Like actually, I did like her for that.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. How much do you think she spent on all those leotards?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, which weren't even cute.

Rebecca Smith:

Dude, we used to wear that crap. That's what we used to wear back in the day

Angeline Compau:

her outfits were the worst.

Rebecca Smith:

I like that yellow and gray one though.

Angeline Compau:

And I'm just saying because I dance and not even like dance like they do like, but she's got hair down to her ass crack. And she leaves it down every practice.

Rebecca Smith:

I know, I thought too

Angeline Compau:

I'm like no, put your hair up you are sweating.

Rebecca Smith:

You're disgusting. At the end of Satan's alley, when he lifts her up, and the stand is going up. Is that supposed to be him taking the devil up to heaven? because she's supposed to be this? She's supposed to be Satan, right?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. I don't know,

Rebecca Smith:

come on, jump.

Josh Smith:

Jump, Willie, jump.

Angeline Compau:

He should have threw her off,

Rebecca Smith:

I don't really understand that. Yeah. I don't understand why he would try to take her with him. If she's Satan, I don't know.

Angeline Compau:

Maybe like he's saving her. I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

But she's Satan. They're in Satan's Alley.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know,

Josh Smith:

I didn't like this movie at all. I just want to say that

Rebecca Smith:

Josh, you lie. You know how I know you. You kind of like it is because you've seen it before? And if I usually if it's something like if I said to you now honey, we got to watch fame again. And you'd be like, fuck that. No fucking way. am I watching that movie ever ever again.

Angeline Compau:

True

Rebecca Smith:

This one you watched again.

Josh Smith:

Didn't think I had a choice. It was part of the podcast for the viewing audience

Angeline Compau:

That's That's true, too.

Rebecca Smith:

Don't have a choice

Angeline Compau:

It sucked.

Rebecca Smith:

It did not. Josh kept sending us memes. All throughout the movie.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my God, that one.

Rebecca Smith:

What was the one you sent? That was good. Oh, somebody kill me please.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that was really good, too. I loved all of his GIFs that he kept sending us.

Rebecca Smith:

Those were funny.

Josh Smith:

I like the one with one guy. This is a bad movie that was followed up by somebody killed me please.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah that was a good one. All right. So are you, anything else to add?

Josh Smith:

Zero. Don't watch this movie

Angeline Compau:

Let me think, I did take notes.

Rebecca Smith:

Josh, you did like the fashion you liked that guy's leather jacket and boots look.

Angeline Compau:

Ah.

Rebecca Smith:

The Director The director's leather jacket and boots look with the yellow on it. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

the end of the movie was the best part. Because

Rebecca Smith:

whe he strutted? you

Angeline Compau:

When he's like you know what I want to do?

Rebecca Smith:

Strut

Angeline Compau:

and he did and I watched that scene like 16 times and I recorded it and put it on my Snapchat because it was so good. From now on whenever I go anywhere, I'm not walking. I'm strutting. that's

Rebecca Smith:

strut

Angeline Compau:

what I'm doing

Rebecca Smith:

know what I want to do.

Josh Smith:

That'll really do good for your venereal disease.

Rebecca Smith:

And you did strut today. You did it.

Angeline Compau:

Did you strut?

Rebecca Smith:

when the credits were playing? And I said Josh, let's see.

Josh Smith:

I strut every day when I go to the drinking fountain that work. I fucking strut.

Angeline Compau:

That's me from now on. I'm only strutting.

Rebecca Smith:

Yep.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. But in my mind, I'm playing Eye of the tiger.

Rebecca Smith:

Why?

Josh Smith:

Cuz I love Frank Stallone and his music.

Angeline Compau:

Sylvester Stallone.

Rebecca Smith:

that's not Frank Stallone

Josh Smith:

Frank Stallone didn't didn't I thought he did all the music in all the Rocky movies.

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Josh Smith:

Eye of the Tigers not Frank's Stallone?

Angeline Compau:

No

Josh Smith:

You fucking ruined it for me.

Rebecca Smith:

Now you're gonna you're gonna have to think far from over in your head.

Josh Smith:

Oh, man. Frank Say it ain't so.

Rebecca Smith:

that's right.

Angeline Compau:

No, that's not Eye of the Tiger

Rebecca Smith:

Eye of the Tigers is not Frank Stallone.

Josh Smith:

Too bad.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

All the Italians just down two pegs in my book

Angeline Compau:

it's survivor,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, survivor.

Angeline Compau:

I googled it but how did you not know that? I knew it wasn't Frank Stallone, though. I'm a step ahead of you.

Rebecca Smith:

That's right. Are you ready for trivia?

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

the soundtrack reached number six in the US, number one in Switzerland and number two in Italy

Josh Smith:

in Switzerland.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. One of only two films that Sylvester Stallone wrote without starring in.

Josh Smith:

Well, he moved over. Let somebody else have the spotlight there.

Angeline Compau:

He can't dance, so someone else had to do it.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. far from over. Frank Stallone classic

Josh Smith:

Frank Stallone

Rebecca Smith:

peaked at number 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. Under Sylvester Stallone supervision, John Travolta spent five months doing rigorous training to develop a dancer's physique for the film, losing 20 pounds in the process.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

he did look pretty good, I have to say. In that loincloth

Josh Smith:

Stalone was known as a workout freak, so he probably was helping out quite a bit.

Rebecca Smith:

backstage before the premiere of Satan's ally, someone yells Yo, Adrian, it's showtime. I heard it.

Angeline Compau:

you did!

Rebecca Smith:

I heard it and i'm like oh my god. That's right.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god i missed that.

Rebecca Smith:

listed among the 100 most enjoyably bad movies ever made, in John Wilson's the official Razzie Movie Guide. Jackie's singing scenes are shot at CBGB

Josh Smith:

first off Jackie's singing

Rebecca Smith:

I love it! Waking up, with my eyes open wide....

Josh Smith:

it's like eating a plate of vomit. It's so bad.

Angeline Compau:

I totally agree.

Josh Smith:

It's horrible.

Angeline Compau:

No, it's bad.

Rebecca Smith:

No. That was the sound of the time.

Josh Smith:

No

Rebecca Smith:

Yes, it was.

Angeline Compau:

I mean it did sound like very 80s

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

it was also so bad. So bad.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm just saying. Although the film is widely considered a flop it did well enough financially that Paramount considered having Stallone and Travolta star together in The Godfather three as their next project.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

the story reportedly would have had Stallone and Travolta as rival mob leaders caught up in a drug trade war. The idea was eventually cancelled when Francis Ford Coppola, Mario Puzo, and Al Pacino decided to return for the third installment. Could you imagine that? A Godfather three with,

Angeline Compau:

No

Josh Smith:

No

Rebecca Smith:

That would be awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

The Bee Gees initially had more songs developed for the movie, but after creative differences with star John Travolta, the Bee Gees abruptly left the project. Frank Stallone was brought in at the last minute

Josh Smith:

look at that bringing him in off the bench

Rebecca Smith:

to provide the remainder of the soundtrack, which Travolta approved.

Josh Smith:

He said

Angeline Compau:

that's garbage

Josh Smith:

Sylvester called and said Hey, Frank, I need you. He literally probably cam in with songs ready to go. Just waiting in the wings.

Angeline Compau:

I would have much rather listened to the Bee Gees than Frank Stallone's. Crap.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, you have John Travolta to blame for that. That's right.

Angeline Compau:

I'm, I'm mad at him for a lot of reasons. This adds another

Rebecca Smith:

notable cameos in the movie Sylvester Stallone obviously bumps into Tony on the street. Patrick Swayze was a dancer he was a dancer in the beginning montage. He was wearing white suspenders and he was also

Angeline Compau:

No

Rebecca Smith:

in the Satan's ally rehearsal.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah. Frank Stallone

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna go back and watch.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, you don't really see his face like they're in the in the one where they're rehearsing for Satan's Alley, Jackie does like a jump in the air and he catches her and you see the white suspenders but you don't really see his face. So,

Angeline Compau:

they should have zoomed in on his face.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Or his package or, whatever something.

Rebecca Smith:

Frank Stallone plays Carl, the guitarist in Cynthia's band, obviously,

Angeline Compau:

yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

also in the band was Richie Sambora, who went uncredited in this movie as well.

Angeline Compau:

Neat.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. That's what I got. I give this movie five stars. Because I love it.

Angeline Compau:

I would have gave the first one five stars.

Josh Smith:

0

Rebecca Smith:

0 Stars?

Josh Smith:

no stars.

Angeline Compau:

I'll give it three because I did enjoy watching it. I didn't. I didn't go when is this going to end

Rebecca Smith:

like Josh did?

Angeline Compau:

No, because with fame, I was like, This movie's non stop, it's not gonna stop. And this one sort of had a plot. So I was like I could follow.

Rebecca Smith:

Plus, there was way more dancing in this one than in fame, which I liked better.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I like the dancing.

Josh Smith:

I did not.

Angeline Compau:

The dancing was good. It wasn't bad, I liked it.

Rebecca Smith:

Just because you can't do it.

Josh Smith:

I don't want to talk about it

Angeline Compau:

I just wish there was more of his gang friends and more of like the street toughs

Rebecca Smith:

they said that they did have

Angeline Compau:

more pulling girls into cars and then the guy committing suicide. I wish there was more that

Rebecca Smith:

they did have a couple of people from the first movie make appearances in this movie, but all of those scenes were cut,

Josh Smith:

cut.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Like some of them were in the audience when he was at the show, and they were cut out Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Are you gonna talk at all about my stretching?

Rebecca Smith:

Josh's

Angeline Compau:

oh my god

Rebecca Smith:

if you guys follow us on social media, you'll see our videos i put up

Angeline Compau:

yesterday. This is me yesterday minding my own business. And Joe the cop sends me this video and I'm like, Oh cool. What's this gonna be? And then I see it and I'm like, Ah, Josh stretching. Oh,

Josh Smith:

why is that so funny to think of

Rebecca Smith:

Why are you stretching in the yard?

Josh Smith:

I'm getting ready to you know move all the rocks and all the mulch I'm stretching it out, you know? Stretching my hammies.

Angeline Compau:

Of course though. Me and Joe are dying laughing because A. Why are you stretching into yard? go somewhere private

Rebecca Smith:

Exactly.

Josh Smith:

it's not like I'm naked. I've got jeans and a shirt on.

Angeline Compau:

That's why people are videoing you and you're like, because you're in the middle of the yard doing it for the neighborhood.

Rebecca Smith:

That's why I took it and made a tic tok out of it.

Angeline Compau:

You're a little stretching slut.

Josh Smith:

I was really revealing with my Carhartt pants and

Angeline Compau:

also, I don't think you stretched enough because you are not very flexible

Rebecca Smith:

I think you only did one leg

Josh Smith:

No, he I stretched for like 10 minutes. He only did

Rebecca Smith:

oh he only videoed.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god. You were doing that for 10 minutes and he had time to get his phone out and record you.

Josh Smith:

I stretched

Angeline Compau:

for 20 minutes.

Josh Smith:

when i'm gonna do a bunch of like heavy yard work. I get limber.

Angeline Compau:

I'm surprised you didn't pull anything because you are not flexible

Josh Smith:

I'm not at all at all. Never. I never could touch my toes.

Rebecca Smith:

What are you going to do when the boats not there anymore to put your leg up on?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

then where are you gonna stretch

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna get a stump. Call it my stretching stump.

Rebecca Smith:

Gross.

Angeline Compau:

What?

Rebecca Smith:

That sounds gross

Angeline Compau:

sounds like log jammers is coming back

Josh Smith:

what's wrong with stretching in public.

Rebecca Smith:

I just think it's weird. Like if you're going on a run or something like to stretch out your leg. First of all, not 10 minutes like a weirdo.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Second of all you had on boots and like yeah, stuff that you're gonna do yard work in? Why do you need to stretch to do yard work?

Josh Smith:

It's a lot of heavy lifting, moving all the rocks and three plus yards of mulch and all the dirt and

Rebecca Smith:

so let me ask you this Josh, do you stretch before your workout?

Josh Smith:

I don't

Rebecca Smith:

Well then what's the difference?

Josh Smith:

These are unused muscles when you're when you're doing yard work.

Angeline Compau:

Do you stretch before banging your wife?

Josh Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

those are some unusual muscles too

Rebecca Smith:

That's why he's so inflexible

Josh Smith:

I feel like there's nothing wrong with stretching

Rebecca Smith:

it. No

Angeline Compau:

there isn't do it at home and like private don't do it in the yard where your neighbors are watching you.

Rebecca Smith:

That's why you get tic toks made out of shit you do

Josh Smith:

I will stretch where and when I need to

Rebecca Smith:

Okay. It's like it's almost like you know, tucking in his shirt. He always is gonna unzip his pants and undo his pants to tuck in a shirt anywhere it needs to happen

Angeline Compau:

in public. Why are you doing all these things that should be done privately in public?

Josh Smith:

I don't feel like stretching needs to be done privately.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, I mean, if it's gonna be like a quick one, I guess but for 10 minutes outside.

Josh Smith:

When you're 47 you're getting ready to do physical labor

Rebecca Smith:

I'm 48

Josh Smith:

You'll do some stretching.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm 48 and I don't do that.

Josh Smith:

I don't know that you do a lot of physical labor

Rebecca Smith:

but I dance.

Josh Smith:

Good point. It's a good point

Angeline Compau:

we stretch together at dance

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. In the privacy of the dance studio.

Josh Smith:

Well

Angeline Compau:

True that we don't go outside.

Josh Smith:

Well you dance in the dance studio, you stretch in the dance studio? I do yard work in the yard I stretch in the yard.

Rebecca Smith:

I dance here I don't stretch outside.

Angeline Compau:

From now on before I go to dance class. I'm gonna stretch in my yard before I go. That's what I'm gonna do.

Josh Smith:

If you were gonna dance in your yard that makes sense. I was gonna work in the yard so I was stretching the yard you do stretch in the dance studio and you dance

Rebecca Smith:

why can't you just stretch in the house and then go outside and do your yard work?

Josh Smith:

you're fully booted up and prepared

Rebecca Smith:

why do you have to wear boots to stretch.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, here it is. He was putting on a show for Joe. He's a little embarrassed though. Because Joe showed everybody but that he bent over he was touching his toes for Joe.

Josh Smith:

Joe likes the look of my. Hey, Joe. First off it's Joe and Liz it's a whole couple show. You don't think I don't do my strut to Staying Alive out to the mailbox?

Rebecca Smith:

It's all the neighbors is Jim and Kati, and Scott and Mary and

Josh Smith:

I strut down the beach for all of them.

Angeline Compau:

Whatever neighbor wants to come into his yard

Josh Smith:

I get my spandex bathing suit on and I just strut

Rebecca Smith:

that will be this summer Josh is gonna do yoga on the boat.

Josh Smith:

Oh yeah. I can't wait. I cannot wait.

Rebecca Smith:

So ridiculous. Do you have any curmudgeons this week?

Josh Smith:

I just have one.

Rebecca Smith:

Is this about Danner?

Josh Smith:

Two

Angeline Compau:

oh my god,

Rebecca Smith:

because you kept talking about Danner and now it keeps coming up in my facebook feed

Josh Smith:

I sent a scathing fucking note to Danner boots. Beck called me. Beck Called Me Saturday night.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

She's like, Hey, do you want to go to Meijer I said no, I'm typing a letter to Danner.

Angeline Compau:

Shut up.

Josh Smith:

I sent them a note on my thoughts on the performance of their fucking shitty ass boots for 250 bucks and they don't even last barely over a year. Yes,

Angeline Compau:

wow Danner,

Josh Smith:

I was upset, and they're not going to give me a warranty, but they should. The second one is my friend Frank. Has a Lund boat and you pay all this extra money for the lund name. And the freakin aluminum is coming apart and the boat's got a big hole in it. So it makes me think that

Rebecca Smith:

how long has he had it?

Josh Smith:

a couple years but you should have it for lifetime.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know about boats, but I feel like holes in it are not good.

Josh Smith:

Exactly. And you're paying for like, that's the second thing you pay for this brand. All of all better for this quality that falls to shit. You're better off just buying crappy stuff. I'm really upset with Lund and Danner, our viewing audience, including Greg Louganis don't pay for the brand, because it's shit.

Rebecca Smith:

Is he gonna write a letter to Lund?

Josh Smith:

He already did

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

he's got to write an angry letter for sure.

Josh Smith:

Well, he sent Lund an angry letter with pictures so that hopefully they pay for his boat

Angeline Compau:

he needs a new boat.

Josh Smith:

He does he can't use that boat. I don't think you can fix split aluminum. It's like fixing a split down the seam of your underpants you can't fix that.

Rebecca Smith:

I think you can if you sew

Josh Smith:

I don't know doesn't ever look the same. Angeline, she knows she's tried.

Angeline Compau:

I buy all of my underwear with a split down the center already

Josh Smith:

that's why you have the venereal diseases today. Did your mom take you to the urgent care did you take yourself?

Angeline Compau:

I took myself she offered but I was like no, I don't want to get her sick. I don't even I don't know what I even had might not even been contagious, so I don't know

Josh Smith:

It sounds like you just had a cold.

Rebecca Smith:

No she had a fever and a really bad cough. I think it was like a bronchitis or something.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it must have been because I tested negative for everything. So

Josh Smith:

that's very good angeline.

Rebecca Smith:

Including awesomeness.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

I tested positive for that.

Rebecca Smith:

I tested positive for awesome.

Josh Smith:

No, she did not

Angeline Compau:

yeah. Yes, I did.

Rebecca Smith:

So, I have to decide about next week's movie.

Josh Smith:

Oh, no, no, no, no. Next week we have off because your birthday is on Saturday and I'm hunting on Sunday.

Rebecca Smith:

No, we're not taking a week off. We have to put a podcast out

Josh Smith:

Angeline we can't go through this again. Can we?

Angeline Compau:

No, you know what, I agree. I think next week we need to take off, and here's here's my plan. We're gonna get you so drunk that you will not be able to do anything Sunday.

Rebecca Smith:

It's not happening.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah it is.

Rebecca Smith:

No it isn't

Josh Smith:

do I have to drive with a paper bag in the car again.

Rebecca Smith:

No, that's why it's not happening. I can't recover. It takes me five days to recover from a hangover and it's not gonna happen. I got shit to do.

Josh Smith:

I'm going to be screaming at the bar when she goes down. She is down and out, but far from over!

Rebecca Smith:

We're going to play that at the bar.

Josh Smith:

Is that when you puke and rally?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

Puke and rally.

Rebecca Smith:

Gross.

Josh Smith:

I'm supposed to go hunting on Saturday. There's not enough time

Angeline Compau:

Listen, we're doing a podcast next week

Josh Smith:

This fucking party is ruining it for me

Rebecca Smith:

whether we do it on the weekend or whether we tape it during the week. We're doing a podcast because we're putting out a podcast.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Jasper clearly isn't happy.

Angeline Compau:

Our mother has spoken.

Rebecca Smith:

Mother has spoken

Angeline Compau:

mother's spoken.

Rebecca Smith:

I'll relent to that making you watch two movies. We'll pick one of them. But be thankful its all you get.

Josh Smith:

Thanks for relenting.

Rebecca Smith:

You're welcome.

Josh Smith:

What's the movie next week?

Rebecca Smith:

It's either going to be singles to Reality Bites.

Angeline Compau:

I've never seen either. But I've always wanted to watch Reality Bites.

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna think of the worst movies that I could ever make you watch and I will like, like, I'm thinking right now. And I reserve the right to change my mind. Like, you guys are gonna watch Apocalypse Now. And Deer Hunter

Angeline Compau:

they're gonna give me nightmares.

Rebecca Smith:

No their not,

Josh Smith:

I just can't imagine you liking them. Maybe a little thin red line.

Rebecca Smith:

They're kind of boring. But I'll watch them

Angeline Compau:

also can yours be like not three hours long.

Josh Smith:

Oh, I'm going for that giant. James, James Dean, Rock Hudson, it's like three and a half hours. Oh, I've got it. I've got it.

Rebecca Smith:

Huh,

Josh Smith:

the big country with Gregory Peck

Rebecca Smith:

oh, god,

Josh Smith:

that's it. That's one and that's a long one. There's an interim in it

Angeline Compau:

no

Rebecca Smith:

you can't do if I can't do a double you have to keep your movies under two hours.

Josh Smith:

No fame was 17 hours and seven minutes.

Angeline Compau:

That's so true

Rebecca Smith:

It wasn't four hours

Josh Smith:

we started watching at 7am and at like midnight the following day, Angeline and I finally fell off the couch and died.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

it wasn't a four hour epic like your movies.

Josh Smith:

It was 14 hours. The only thing in that movie that made it go farther was the occasional nudity scene.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah,

Josh Smith:

at hour seventh there was some nudity and then again at hour thirteen

Rebecca Smith:

If you want to have a four hour movie, then I'm doing a vs. episode

Josh Smith:

We're not gonna have a four hour movie. Matter of fact, I'll tell you this. I'll sacrifice two of my movies to get rid of Becky's last movie.

Rebecca Smith:

No, we're getting rid of the last movie. We have to put a podcast out and you like Reality Bites? Why are you complaining?

Josh Smith:

I don't dislike it. It was okay.

Angeline Compau:

What if what if we do a minisode because and then we'll just be a curmudgeon corner

Rebecca Smith:

this one's gonna be a minisode because we're only at 38 minutes

Angeline Compau:

because it's Easter.

Josh Smith:

Happy Easter audience

Angeline Compau:

it could be another curmudgeon birthday minisode

Josh Smith:

I don't know how I'm gonna get my hunting trip in here this next week.

Rebecca Smith:

You said you were going Saturday morning?

Josh Smith:

Not if I'm gonna do the boats and the docks

Rebecca Smith:

well it's not my fault you keep changing your shit.

Angeline Compau:

If you go hunting Saturday and then you show up to the bar smelling like asshole I'm going to be pissed and I won't talk to you

Josh Smith:

so, you know that you don't smell like asshole when you are hunting, generally speaking

Angeline Compau:

you're gonna come and smell like ass becasue of your ball sack

Rebecca Smith:

you kind do, you cover yourself in urine sometimes when you

Josh Smith:

I don't cover myself in urine.

Rebecca Smith:

you do too.

Josh Smith:

I did have a bottle cap years ago. No, I had a bottle of deer urine the cap came off in my pocket. That was a that was a that was a tough one.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

Smelling

Angeline Compau:

you come anywhere near me and you smell like anybody's urine. I will be so upset. No, I think I think I'll just try and hunt on Sunday. I got those decoys I really want to go out so thanks for having a birthday right in the middle of friggin Turkey season

Rebecca Smith:

that's not my fault.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it's her parents fault for banging

Josh Smith:

that in the DNA DNR.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, they are the one that puts you on my weekend. So

Josh Smith:

I might maybe I can sneak out Friday, but I doubt it.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't see why you can't go Saturday. Just tell Scott. You'll do boats next weekend.

Josh Smith:

I might call Joe and John and see if they're coming up here with their wives to go to the pub that if they just stop over?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, why don't you just do it before we go? In the afternoon? Because don't you said you were hunting at like 3am

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Hey, you guys want to go?

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

I have to teach Saturday morning so I can't go.

Angeline Compau:

I would rather shit in my hands and clap then do that. So

Josh Smith:

you learned that when the hard way didn't you?

Angeline Compau:

Yup, this isn't fun.

Rebecca Smith:

Not fun. I just thought I watched another fucked up movie the other day. Crazy. A French movie.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god the French.

Rebecca Smith:

I know, right?

Angeline Compau:

Weird. I'm French. That's so weird.

Rebecca Smith:

If on Netflix, called Raw.

Angeline Compau:

That doesn't even sound good. that's not even something I would put on raw

Rebecca Smith:

It's about a girl who grew up as a vegetarian. I should have made you watch this one grew up as a vegetarian, a strict vegetarian. She goes to veterinary school, which is some weird like, it looks like some kind of frat thing because they do all these gross nisi initiations on them. And it's like a boarding school. So you're it's like a vet school that's like a boarding school. She ended up eating a piece of meat and has like all these weird reactions, and then she just gets a crave and becomes like a cannibal and starts eating body parts. Yeah, it's crazy

Josh Smith:

I met a guy in a fraternity at Michigan State and you know, they have those. So I asked him, I'm like, what do they do? Well, how bad is it? And he was ahh, it's mostly just keeping you up. And he said, but at one point, they had to stick a grape up their butt walk up the stairs,

Angeline Compau:

shut up

Josh Smith:

and drop the grape in a shot glass of liquor, or at least it's your own grape and you don't have to eat somebody some kind of glass. So inevitably, of course, I asked what happens if you dropped the grape? You have to eat the grapes. I would never fucking join that fraternity, like I can't imagine jamming a grape up my ass let alone missing the cup. And then eating the grape, like that sounds like this is the worst thing I've ever heard who who does this even seriously, you else's grapes. Good point.

Angeline Compau:

No, I'm not eating my own ass grape. What the fuck?

Rebecca Smith:

I wouldn't want to eat somebody else's ass grape.

Angeline Compau:

I wouldn't eat any ass grape. No ass grapes.

Josh Smith:

Notice that neither of you said you don't mind jamming the grape up your ass.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, I don't care about that.

Angeline Compau:

No, I've had lots of things up my ass. oh my god, my mom can hear me. Mom I'm kidding!

Josh Smith:

Angeline's reaction is was the grape frozen?

Rebecca Smith:

That would feel good.

Angeline Compau:

That would actually

Josh Smith:

I just thought that was terrible.

Rebecca Smith:

Never been an ass like person like,

Angeline Compau:

no, that's why I'm totally kidding mom. I'm kidding

Josh Smith:

Angeline's mom's taking all the grapes and throwing them out right now.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh she probably is

Josh Smith:

all the grapes are in the trash. she squashed them all.

Angeline Compau:

No grapes in the house anymore there for eating.

Rebecca Smith:

That's awesome.

Josh Smith:

Angeline, when I, the day I get over to your house, I'm taking a Sharpie and if there's grapes in there, I'm gonna write the word Ass play on the bag.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

Ass grapes. Angeline's ass grapes

Angeline Compau:

For eating, not putting up your butt.

Josh Smith:

All right. That's all I got.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Josh Smith:

Oh, we didn't say hi to Greg. Hi, Greg. Good to see you.

Angeline Compau:

Happy Easter Greg Louganis

Rebecca Smith:

I bet Greg Louganis. Liked this movie, too.

Angeline Compau:

I bet he did actually.

Rebecca Smith:

don't doubt it. All right,

Josh Smith:

glad you're feeling better. Angeline

Angeline Compau:

thanks. Me too.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. Okay. Well, yeah, I'll see you Tuesday.

Angeline Compau:

See you next Tuesday.

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, that's right.

Angeline Compau:

See you next time.

Rebecca Smith:

That's right, see you next time

Josh Smith:

alright, whatever.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you not get it? From the tic tok I gave you with the kid that spelled out cunt. It means See you next time.

Josh Smith:

It was funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Okay bye,

Josh Smith:

Alright bye Angeline

Angeline Compau:

Bye