May 13, 2022

S2 Ep19 - Allen v. Farrow Peepers Creepers

S2 Ep19 - Allen v. Farrow Peepers Creepers

This week, Rebecca discusses the HBO Documentary series Allen v. Farrow.  Angeline only knew half of the story!  Then Josh comes on to discuss his golf outing with Steve, how human urine can be used as a fertilizer and how we need to take a podcast outing.  

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Angeline Compau:

Happy Mother's Day

Rebecca Smith:

thanks.

Angeline Compau:

As you could be my mother,

Rebecca Smith:

I could be your mother.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

it's true.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

I did spend this morning on Tik Tok on the podcast account. Getting followers

Angeline Compau:

making us some new mommies.

Rebecca Smith:

I only got up to like 200

Angeline Compau:

Dang,

Rebecca Smith:

no, I think less than that. I think I started at like 30

Angeline Compau:

you have on your personal account more followers than on tictok than any other of our social medias.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you see I know. I'm up to 668 on personal

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

And on podcasts? I'm at 177.

Angeline Compau:

I have 54 on my personal

Rebecca Smith:

I had to change the name of it though. Because when you go into like the rooms and stuff and it was just an ICBM, nobody could like say it like say the name of it or anything.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

so I changed the user name to Rebecca's podcast.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

so now when they shout you out there like oh Rebecca's podcast, I'm like, yes

Angeline Compau:

nice.

Rebecca Smith:

I'll still have like the I could be your mother as a logo. Like the picture. So yeah,

Angeline Compau:

Rebecca's podcast. I like it.

Rebecca Smith:

Can't sleep at night, so I'm just on Tik Tok scrolling watching live. Oh,there's shit going down.

Angeline Compau:

I could sleep. I don't remember too because I'm too busy and tictok and then I'm like, It's one o'clock in the morning and like, I have to go to bed.

Rebecca Smith:

Dude, shit goes down in the live battles. Let me tell you

Angeline Compau:

I don't get them. Like I don't get I don't want

Rebecca Smith:

drama.

Angeline Compau:

If I scroll

Rebecca Smith:

drama.

Angeline Compau:

If I scroll and I see somebody live I immediately go boring. Bye, no like I don't know I don't care about the live

Rebecca Smith:

I know, I didn't either until you get in there. And so now I like hop from live to live to see what people are talking about because they come in to like the chat rooms and Like someone's just talking shit about you, I'm like, oh

Angeline Compau:

my gosh,

Rebecca Smith:

and then you can see the drama and then it goes off. So now what I've learned my new thing that I've learned this week is when you are doing so these people have multiple accounts. And this one guy that I watched was doing a live and right in the middle of his live whoop gone I'm like

Angeline Compau:

where'd he go

Rebecca Smith:

what just happened, did my internet go out. So then he goes up on his backup account he goes we got bananaed

Angeline Compau:

what does that mean?

Rebecca Smith:

Basically and this guy is somewhat of a shit talker

Angeline Compau:

Oh Do they like report him

Rebecca Smith:

they mass report him and then he get his account gets banned for and then you appeal it. And then so his that account was banned for like three days or something like that he couldn't go back on live for three days on that account. So then he went on his other account and got on lives for that and did battles on that. boop, bananaed. I'm like, oh, oh. It was bad

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh, last night was I can last night I could see why why it happened like Dude, it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen you know, it's gonna happen and watch your mouth and sure enough banana. so then he goes on his third account. On the live he's just got a million of them.

Rebecca Smith:

It's so he has three. But yeah, it's,

Angeline Compau:

well he better have more because that one's gonna get banned too

Rebecca Smith:

well, and he said, Well, maybe no, maybe? No. Okay, what happened was, see what happened was he got banned on the first account. Then he was on his second account. Then he got banned on the second account, but by the time he got banned on the second account, the third account was live again with anyone on the third account that he said that he's no longer he's banned for life doing live on the first account

Angeline Compau:

ah,

Rebecca Smith:

for whatever reason, I'm just like, oh my god, this is so crazy.

Angeline Compau:

That is hilarious

Rebecca Smith:

So, there's high drama, high drama on these live battles.

Angeline Compau:

I just stick to watching videos

Rebecca Smith:

and then I just go into Edwards room. And Edwards is so nice, because he's just like, he's just like the cutest. He's so nice. He's the nicest one.

Angeline Compau:

I just want to watch videos of people falling down. Or like, no, just random videos

Rebecca Smith:

that's the thing though, you get sucked in! So then last night. Dudes talking to this girl and he's telling everybody in the chat room that he's bringing her out to see him this and that. Well, then she's in the chat room. And then he lives with this other girl and was like, flirty, flirty with her. Then all of a sudden, so they're doing like their little battle. I mean, she has like two followers had like 14 points or whatever. And he was like 100,000

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

So they're battling. And the girl that he's flying out is in the room and so she started like gifting him all of this stuff. So whenever the they gift you big they call you out and he's like, I see you

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my gosh

Rebecca Smith:

so he had to call out the one girl while he was flirting with the other one it was awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

it was akward

Angeline Compau:

okay. I don't get it.

Rebecca Smith:

I know it's fun. It's so fun.

Angeline Compau:

I just like the videos.

Rebecca Smith:

I know.

Angeline Compau:

I'm boring. Boring

Rebecca Smith:

I hang out in lives for a little bit if there's nobody that I really liked then I'll scroll the videos for a while and then yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I've been getting really mad Lately though, because I'll start watching a video and I'm like, What the heck is this and I'm like, oh two views at some stupid person that I don't know that made a dumb tictok I'm like I don't want to watch your dumb shit.

Rebecca Smith:

Is it on your for you or somebody that you're following

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, just randomly all of a sudden it's been doing that and I'm like, Man, I don't watch your videos. Unless you got like 1000s of likes. you watch mine that's different if you're my friends is different. But if I don't know you and I don't follow you, and you have two likes on your on your video. I'm not watching you. And that gets me sucked in because I don't look at the likes before the video starts playing. I just watch it. I'm like, What the hell did I just watch? Oh, the stupid thing

Rebecca Smith:

I don't look at the likes either. If I like it, I like it. If I if it's not interesting me then I just scroll.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

scroll it.

Angeline Compau:

But that there was so many that were like uninteresting. So I'm like what is happening? And so I started looking. I'm like, Oh, it's just some random person.

Rebecca Smith:

What algorithm are you in?

Angeline Compau:

I'm in some weird ones. I don't know. Some some things that come up there. I'm like, I don't I don't know how this happened. But

Rebecca Smith:

I was proud of you for posting that one that you did

Angeline Compau:

Oh, thanks yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm glad you used that sound. I'm like, you gotta use it.

Angeline Compau:

I know. I know. I've been dying to and I was like, I need to get in a crowd. And I was like, last night I thought about it. I was like, Yes, I'm in a crowd. I gotta I gotta take a video. I was I was super proud too. I was like, Look at me go to go.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, go on. Tick tok. And look, us up people were on there.

Angeline Compau:

We make some funny videos. And when I say we

Rebecca Smith:

funny crap,

Angeline Compau:

I mean, Rebecca. Some funny we made one.

Rebecca Smith:

We did one that was funny.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. You make you make good ones. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

So shitty day for me today. It's just one of those days.

Angeline Compau:

I went for breakfast this morning at my brother's house.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Came home and was I took a nap. I was like, I did so much in the last hour and a half, two hours. I need a nap.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, Mother's Day, it's already shitty for me.

Angeline Compau:

i know,

Rebecca Smith:

my mom died so long ago. But and then like on top of it. It was her birthday last Thursday. And

Angeline Compau:

I didn't know that.

Rebecca Smith:

And then like, you know, you're talking to a friend and you know, like pouring your heart out. And then they're just kind of like, Oh, well. Okay. Clearly, none of that matters to you. So awesome. That makes me feel good.

Angeline Compau:

Who does that? You could tell me later.

Rebecca Smith:

I'll tell you later.

Angeline Compau:

Who in the hell did that

Rebecca Smith:

I'll tell you later. I mean, it's true. You don't want to I it's not like I'm trying to put my shit on you or whatever. But if you think that

Angeline Compau:

you can vent,

Rebecca Smith:

if you think that somebody is your friend, and you confide in them, and then they just kind of are like, well, you know, it sucks, it sucks, I don't really like to hear that kind of stuff. I don't want it a part of my world or the anything or just like okay, sorry, I thought we were in a different place than we actually were.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. Um, I'm blown minded

Rebecca Smith:

all around a shitty day today.

Angeline Compau:

That's so stupid

Rebecca Smith:

all around. So let's just talk about a shitty person.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

To top it all off

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

I know. So then yeah, so then I'm like watching this documentary. And I'm just like, motherfucker the whole time

Angeline Compau:

No, good, motherfucker. No good.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, so what do you know about Woody Allen? Do you know? Did you watch it?

Angeline Compau:

No, but I do know that he had a wife. And they adopted a daughter together. I forgot who his wife was. And yeah, I think I know,

Rebecca Smith:

you know about.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, but I don't want to give it away.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, I think it's already out there because they did that whole documentary on HBO.

Angeline Compau:

I was gonna let you tell it you tell everything so. Good.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, so everybody knows who Woody Allen is? Obviously. He's a writer, director. Have you seen Do you like his movies? Have you? How many have you seen Do you know? Do you know?

Angeline Compau:

The only movie I like, of his is ants.

Rebecca Smith:

He did ants.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. He was like the main ant.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my gosh.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think he directed that one. Right, though. He just acted in that one.

Angeline Compau:

i He was a voice actor. Yeah, he didn't even act really? I don't know. He was he was good. Let me look it up.

Rebecca Smith:

I have seen 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 eight of his movies. I figured it out.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

I mean, there's tons because he's been doing movies since like, 1965.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

the most frustrating movie that I've watched of his was Match Point

Angeline Compau:

never heard of it.

Rebecca Smith:

You have to watch it.

Angeline Compau:

Never heard of it

Rebecca Smith:

It's Scarlett Johansson.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, it's like recent

Rebecca Smith:

Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Yeah. It's infuriating.

Angeline Compau:

Really.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. But it's good.

Angeline Compau:

I'm looking through his movies right now to see if I've seen any of them. And now, nope.

Rebecca Smith:

You never saw like Annie Hall or.

Angeline Compau:

I started trying to watch that one because it was on Netflix years ago. And I think I got through like 15 minutes and I was like, this is just torture. I can't. It was

Rebecca Smith:

So he holds the most nominations for the Oscar awful. for Best Original Screenplay at 16. He's won four Oscars, one for Director three for screenplay. This documentary that was on HBO, Max Allen vs. Farrow.

Angeline Compau:

Oh that's her name, Mia Farrow

Rebecca Smith:

Mia Farrow and they weren't ever really married.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

They weren't ever married,

Angeline Compau:

but they adopted a kid together.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

tell me.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay. So they met like in 1979. She already had like seven children. She had, I think one or two from a previous marriage. And then she adopted a bunch of children from like, international countries

Angeline Compau:

She's like Angelina Jolie.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Before Angelina Jolie with a thing.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, so Angelina is a copycat.

Rebecca Smith:

They started dating. He when they started dating, he was like, Yeah, not really the whole kid thing. But you're dating a woman with seven children.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, but little do we know you are into the kid thing, dude.

Rebecca Smith:

So he said that he never really wanted children. And so they they have a weird, I'm not gonna say they have a weird relationship. I'm not a judge of other people's relationships. It worked for them. Because what works for me in my marriage doesn't work for everybody else either. So yeah. Basically, their their situation was, yes, we're together. But our lives are pretty much separate. So he kept a separate residence. He didn't live with her. She had the children at her apartment. He was across the park in his apartment. And then she bought a house in the country. And he would go visit her there. And slowly, slowly, slowly kind of started hanging out with the children. But initially, really, he didn't really want to have anything to do with the children.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

so

Angeline Compau:

that's fair, by the way, because, I don't want to hang out with people's kids

Rebecca Smith:

yeah. either. Yeah. Well, so. So as he started

Angeline Compau:

Just kidding,

Rebecca Smith:

as it started, like they would go to the country, and then he would go visit them in the country. And so with wide open spaces and stuff like that, then the kids were able to just like run around and whatever.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

So he started coming around, started getting to know her children, and took a real liking or her little boy, Moses took a real liking to him. And they became like, best friends or whatever, you know, it was just like, cute. Then, she throws at him, you know, what, what would you think about having a baby? And he's like, Well, I've never really wanted that. But I guess I wouldn't be opposed to it. And so then they start trying to have a baby together. Doesn't happen. So then she's like, Well, what do you think about maybe adopting a child? And he's like, I would, I wouldn't be opposed to that either.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

he said, as long as he goes, I really think that I would like a little girl. She's like, Alright, cool. So they go through the the adoption procedures, and they adopt the little girl.

Angeline Compau:

I don't like it.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I don't like it.

Rebecca Smith:

Then she finds out that she's pregnant.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

with his baby.

Angeline Compau:

Stop it.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So

Angeline Compau:

That always happens,

Rebecca Smith:

right? So but he's like, he's actually not. I mean, he's, he's happy about it. It's cool, whatever. And, but he's still is like, you know, just the, you know, in all of this. I'm not responsible for anything

Angeline Compau:

what?

Rebecca Smith:

He goes, So you can adopt these children. And I can help you rear these children from, you know, being babies or whatever. Because when she met him, the other kids were a little bit older.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

And he said, but I'm not going to be financially responsible. I'm not going to be I'm not going to offer you any support in that area. This and that. So that's what that's where he laid it all out with at first.

Angeline Compau:

I mean, I guess good that he did. But, dude, you're like a famous actor. Director. What? What?

Rebecca Smith:

Well, in his eyes, he is like, I didn't really want them. You really want that?

Angeline Compau:

you should have said No,

Rebecca Smith:

you really want them and I will support you having them. But I can't really I just want you to know that. I'm not if you're looking for somebody to be your partner in this. That's not going to be me. That's kind of what he said upfront. upfront before and she's like okay, cool.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, that whatever they agreed to, that's fine. But dude, what?

Rebecca Smith:

Well you can't fault him for being honest.

Angeline Compau:

Then don't have the kid

Rebecca Smith:

what ends up happening is they adopt the baby. He grows very attached to her. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

yeah. Doesn't he

Rebecca Smith:

to the baby like

Angeline Compau:

doesn't he though.

Rebecca Smith:

He's just like, Yeah, this is maybe I was wrong. Maybe this is something I totally can do. And this and that. And then she has she gets pregnant. He He's hoping for another girl turns out it's a boy

Angeline Compau:

good.

Rebecca Smith:

So he does not connect with the little boy, which is his own blood as much as he does with the girl that they adopted

Angeline Compau:

surprise, big surprise.

Rebecca Smith:

So when she had the baby boy, he started to then accuse her of monopolizing the baby saying that she didn't have time for her other children, this and that. So he would take the other children away. So

Angeline Compau:

that aren't his

Rebecca Smith:

so that she could take care of the baby, which is I'm doing all this in air quotes. That was his justification for taking the other children away from her,

Angeline Compau:

but he didn't even want them and he's not responsible. Don't forget about that.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, yeah. So that kind of rubbed her the wrong way. But whatever.

Angeline Compau:

as it should. They're not your kids, dude.

Rebecca Smith:

Right. So as they're all growing up, he would come over every morning when they would be there. When they woke up, he would, you know, be their bedtime every night. And then he'd go home, and then he'd come back, I guess, I don't know. Weird, but okay, no, it's not weird. It's okay.

Angeline Compau:

I'm judging

Rebecca Smith:

It's their choice. It's their choice. So

Angeline Compau:

I'm judging, I'm just kidding

Rebecca Smith:

the way that the daughter explains it in the documentary is when she was little, like, let's say, five or so. She said her words were that he would basically hunt her. So if they were out playing somewhere, all of the kids were out playing somewhere. And by the way, let me can I just, I forgot to say this at the beginning, and I needed to. But if you have any trigger warnings, where the stuff is concerned, this whole thing is a big trigger warning, because it's pretty shitty. And so I don't want anybody that doesn't know the story or whatever. Just Just be aware that there this is about sexual abuse. And if you're triggered by that, then just go ahead and skip forward to Josh's part.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

So she's saying that he would basically hunt her, like, she felt like she was being hunted. Like, anytime that kids were out somewhere. All together, he would zero in on her and try and separate her from other from the other kids and like, want to just be around her, and was like, very clingy to her always wanting her to be with him sit with him, you know, that kind of stuff

Angeline Compau:

creepy.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So then she started to, like her whole personality started to change. And if it concerned, the mother, Mia, it concerned her but he would always say, oh, no, it's not that big of a deal. You know, she would lock herself away. When he would start when he knew that she, when she knew that he was coming. She locked herself in a room, she would just become like, totally, like, shut down. And he would say it was because she was just retreating from reality or something like that, like playing a game in her mind. Or I know it was like total gaslighting this whole thing. But the thing is that she would only act that way, when she knew that he was coming around, like red flag mom exactly, she says that there were different places in his apartment or at the country house where all of the abuses took place. He would bring her over. And then he would like cuddle in bed with her with just their underwear on. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

no, thank you.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. And it's not it's not even like, like people didn't see this happening. Like the babysitter would come in the babysitter's like I would see him get out of bed. And he's in his underwear and she's in the bed with him. And then even Mia Farrow said, I saw it myself and, and she's like, You don't you immediately don't want to think the worst of them. this is his child, you don't want to think that, you know, you don't want to think anything's happening.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, but you don't want to just pretend it's not either. Hello,

Rebecca Smith:

well, okay. So he said she, she did confront him about it. He started going to a therapist with regards to his behavior towards the Dylan in 1990. As he's doing that, you know, anytime she tried to talk to him about something, he then would remain calm and just be like, okay, use the tools my therapist taught me and we're gonna talk about this and I'm gonna, you know, ease your mind on it and stuff like that. So she started to feel more and more comfortable with okay, you know, maybe this is he's dealing with it. This is something that, you know, he's dealing with 1991 Dylan started therapy at age five. During her therapy, she twice told the therapist that she had a secret. But the therapist never said anything to Mia.

Angeline Compau:

So the therapist knew.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think she told the therapist what the secret was. She just said, oh, yeah, I have a secret. I have a secret when it comes to whatever you know, I have a secret.

Angeline Compau:

I'm so grossed out.

Rebecca Smith:

So the whole documentary goes through all of this. They go through like specific instances. of how Mia was uncomfortable with Woody and Dylan's relationship. There was an incident with sunscreen. Where, you know, the kids were outside playing. They're putting sunscreen on the kids. He grabbed the sunscreen to put it on her and like kind of swiped up her butt crack. And then Mia, Mia sees this and she liked. She like grabbed the sun screen from him. She's like, What are you doing? And he's like, he goes, I'm not doing anything. And I mean, just like that. Then the bait now multiple people saw this, the babysitter saw this and Mia saw this, that he would teach her how to suck his thumb. And so he would tell her, you know, you move your tongue like this, and she would be sucking on his thumb. And you have to do you know, this much suction and not too hard, not to whatever, on his thumb, and he would tell people, it's not that big of a deal. It soothes her. It's like a soothing thing for her. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

you guys cannot see my face. Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

Can you believe that?

Angeline Compau:

I, no. I am

Rebecca Smith:

it's crazy.

Angeline Compau:

I am in shock right now. This is absurd.

Rebecca Smith:

It's crazy. Yeah. anytime she would say what you're doing is not appropriate. It's not right. He would totally gaslight her he'd blow up, you know, turn it all back on her. How could you do this to me? How could you not trust me? And this is my daughter, blah blah blah. And she and then. So it's like, making you think that you're the crazy one when in all actuality, you're not. You're not. These things are happening.

Angeline Compau:

Right?

Rebecca Smith:

You need to wake up. But

Angeline Compau:

yeah, I'd be like, we couldn't go ask like the cops. Like, let's see what they think about it.

Rebecca Smith:

Right? So then there's this day where she took one of the kids to Woody's apartment. And they left a coat or something there behind and she finds a bunch of Polaroids.

Angeline Compau:

No

Rebecca Smith:

Polaroid pictures of her oldest daughter, Soon Yi her oldest adopted daughter Soon Yi And the Polaroids are of her naked in various poses. And she's just like, This isn't like, like, she was actually like, I want to say classy stuff. But this is like real penthouse stuff like this is like poses and

Angeline Compau:

whoa,

Rebecca Smith:

stuff like that of her naked. So while she wasn't a minor she was in her first year of college at the time. She found these pictures of her daughter confronted her the daughter started to cry. She very clearly thought that Woody, Woody had taken advantage of the situation. Woody then comes in and says that he was in love with her. Well, actually, he said, first he said no, he didn't love her. He said it was he was he wrote about it in his book, too. He was saying that I thought it was just going to be like a fling. I thought it was just something like you know, she had a crush on me. And

Angeline Compau:

you have things with kids.

Rebecca Smith:

Then it ended up playing out she was over 18 While he claimed she was over 18 At the time, then Mia starts asking questions and doing a little bit of investigation, going to his door man, going to his maid, and finding out that this had been going on way prior than her being in college like she was in high school.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my gosh

Rebecca Smith:

and she would go to his appartment And the doorman said yes. She would come over here after school in her uniform and they would spend time together. And then she would leave. The maid would say yes. After she was gone. I would have to change all of the bedding and there were condoms

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

yes. So this was going on when she was still in high school. Then they they flashed to this guy, this journalist talking about how Woody Allen had donated a bunch of his papers and film scripts and writings and everything that he had ever done to Princeton University. And so he they have like, archives of just all of his shit. And he's like, I kind of wanted to go through it and just kind of like document like, you know, his history of stuff. And so like all of his films, he's I've noticed, like, every single one of his films, in almost every single one of them, it involves a romance between a very young girl, and then a much older, man. So he's like, it's almost like in every movie that he makes. He's trying to normalize this. In one specific movie Manhattan, which I've seen. It's a 42 year old man and a 17 year old girl

Angeline Compau:

gross.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

gross.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So which, which apparently happened, they interviewed the girl that that was his muse for that movie. And she's like, Yeah, it was. Yeah, that's what it was. And I mean, oh, my god.

Angeline Compau:

Woody Allen, you sick pervert.

Rebecca Smith:

Crazy. So then after all of this stuff is now happening with Soon Yi all of this stuff is in the press.

Angeline Compau:

Meanwhile, what's going on with Dylan,

Rebecca Smith:

okay, so then they're talking. And she gets a suspicion that he's like taping phone calls and stuff like that. So she starts taping her phone calls too. And so they have all of this, these phone calls going back and forth between them. And you can just hear him like gaslighting her and saying it's not, you know, I didn't mean for it to do this, you know, just stupid shit stupid.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

this Juicy.

Rebecca Smith:

In the meantime, she's still making a movie with him. And so this is the last movie. They're currently filming the last movie that she made with him. And all of this stuff comes out with Soon Yi and she still has to go back and make the movie with him. And she's just like,

Angeline Compau:

I wouldn't

Rebecca Smith:

it's torture.

Angeline Compau:

I would be so mad.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So then all of these phone calls are taped between the summer in the summer of 1992. August of 1992. Babysitter walks in on an incident where Woody had his head and Dylan's lap,

Angeline Compau:

gross.

Rebecca Smith:

She told Mia about it. And Mia then went and got her video camera and was just kind of like talking to Dylan, like on tape, and just saying, you know what's going on? How's it going with you? And Daddy, did you guys have fun today this and that? And then she started saying, Yeah, well, this is what happened. So basically, she said that in the tape, she was like, he touched me on my privates. And he was breathing on my leg. And then he took me to the attic. And she's like, I'm sorry, what? The attic.

Angeline Compau:

What's in the attic?

Rebecca Smith:

What's in the attic? Exactly. And so she's basically that he just sexually molested her in the attic. And so

Angeline Compau:

no

Rebecca Smith:

she's like, I went immediately to the babysitter, because I'm like, This can't be true. This can't be true, you know, because the babysitter was with them. And so then the babysitter, she's like, I'm waiting for her to say no, I was with them all day. It's definitely not anything. And she's like the babysitter, there was a period of like, 20 minutes where I couldn't find her.

Angeline Compau:

They were in the attic,

Rebecca Smith:

because they were in the attic.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my God.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So Mia, takes her to the doctor to get checked out. Apparently, the doctor reported the abuse.

Angeline Compau:

Thank God,

Rebecca Smith:

and now come several lawsuits. So in this allegation of abuse, which I don't know, if that had come out in the press, right now, the press was like all about Soon Yi. And here's this older man dating this 18 year old woman who is also his, you know, sort of lover, ex-lover's adopted daughter, right?

Angeline Compau:

Ah,

Rebecca Smith:

so he decides in all of this chaos and whirlwind that he's going to sue her for custody of the children.

Angeline Compau:

what

Rebecca Smith:

then it comes out that these allegations are out there. And he's saying that she's making up all of these allegations, because she's upset about him leaving her for Soon Yi. so that's his whole stance on all of this, when he's suing her for custody for for all of her children and for custody of Dylan basically, actually it wasn't all of her children, it was just custody of Dylan, Moses and satchel their son together. Just those three,

Angeline Compau:

He is dumb.

Rebecca Smith:

He's crazy, right?

Angeline Compau:

Well, that's just the dumbest thing. You have the sexual abuse allegations against you, and you're gonna think that you're going to go get custody of these kids.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So they know through this whole big trial, this whole media publicity circus, ends up that he does not win that battle. He had held a press conference saying that any, denying of course, all the allegations, and he up until this time, he was always like pretty private. Like he never wanted anything to do with the press or anything. And so now because all he wants us to do is play everything out in the press, because he's this big, well known person. And of course, people are going to be on his side and she's this bitter person, and she's making all these lies up about me because I fell in love with her daughter.

Angeline Compau:

That's not okay. That's not Oh, okay.

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

What the fuck? Oh, my God, Woody Allen. That's not okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Right. So during this trial, the tapes of Dylan telling Mia what happened came out. They accuse her of editing the tapes, but ultimately, ultimately, in the end, he lost the lawsuit. Then in September of 1993, the state attorney held a press conference to say that he did have probable cause, enough probable cause to charge Woody Allen with molesting Dylan. However, they're not going to charge him.

Angeline Compau:

Why?

Rebecca Smith:

Because of the potential trauma it will cause Dylan because of the fact that every time they would try to interview Dylan about it, she would completely shut down.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

until they said in order to not cause further trauma

Angeline Compau:

that's understandable

Rebecca Smith:

he already doesn't have custody of her. He has no

Angeline Compau:

he needs to not be allowed around her ever.

Rebecca Smith:

Right. Then in 1997, he married Soon Yi. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

was that against her will?

Rebecca Smith:

Well they've been married ever since? I don't know. But he is now what? 83? I think

Angeline Compau:

they're still married

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I feel like

Rebecca Smith:

so, in this documentary, they talk to some of the other other children and originally Moses had backed up Dylan's story. And then he retracted it. Their son satchel was saying he goes, you know, everything in my life, after all of this happened has been predicated on the fact of well, I'll do this for you. As long as you come out publicly and say that none of this was true.

Angeline Compau:

Really?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I knew it,

Rebecca Smith:

He goes, when I was graduating college, and it's like, I can help you. I can get you I can set you up. I can get you into a good college. I'm happy to pay for it. As long as you say this, this and this. And he's like, it's just everything is conditional. Everything is conditional.

Angeline Compau:

That is sick that you are, bad person if you do that to your kid,

Rebecca Smith:

in the meantime, all of this shit came out and he's still winning Oscars. They showed a clip of him walking into the Oscars to standing ovations. Yes.

Angeline Compau:

That is so gross. I did not know all of that.

Rebecca Smith:

It's disturbing.

Angeline Compau:

I did not know that

Rebecca Smith:

because he controlled the narrative in the press. So that's why

Angeline Compau:

I didn't know about the Dylan stuff I knew about

Rebecca Smith:

you knew about Soon Yi.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

that's so gross.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. No.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, you sick. I don't like Ants anymore.

Rebecca Smith:

He basically was called a child molester. But they didn't prosecute him.

Angeline Compau:

I don't like the movie ants anymore. I'm done with it. Stupid,

Rebecca Smith:

good.

Angeline Compau:

Woody Allen. Oh, my God, you sick little pervert.

Rebecca Smith:

Right?

Angeline Compau:

prevert.

Rebecca Smith:

So How stupid do all these people feel now seeing this documentary come out? And like? I don't know. I mean, it's hard because you don't get your day in court. But

Angeline Compau:

I have no words.

Rebecca Smith:

And that's the thing too like, like she was saying like Mia Farrow was saying she goes, you know, he's able to say all this stuff in the public. He can say whatever he wants. And people believe it. And she said then I couldn't really say anything. Because I'm look, I'm now this bitter person. And she goes not to mention the fact that I have a damaged daughter now.

Angeline Compau:

Yah,

Rebecca Smith:

who. All she ever says is, I don't want to talk about this anymore. I don't want to talk about it. So what am I supposed to do? I'm not going to go on. I'm not gonna go blast her on, you know, your world news and say, No, you need to say this. You need to know I'm not going to do that. So what else could I do? But let it go?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

what else could I do?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, but he needs to let it go to and

Rebecca Smith:

he never will you know why? Cuz it's his reputation. It's his reputation. He's not gonna let it go.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my gosh,

Rebecca Smith:

he doesn't care about her.

Angeline Compau:

That's so

Rebecca Smith:

clearly

Angeline Compau:

disgusting. Sick, little twisted, man.

Rebecca Smith:

Let me just say this is all alleged.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, that's that this didn't we don't know. No,

Rebecca Smith:

but I would highly recommend if you want to go watch that documentary. It's very,

Angeline Compau:

I want to watch it

Rebecca Smith:

sad.

Angeline Compau:

But

Rebecca Smith:

it's four I think it's four parts

Angeline Compau:

how in the world. If any like, I don't know, the fact that people would take his word and be like, No, she's just bitter. I didn't, I didn't molest anyone. She just sucked my thumb cuz she liked it. That's fucked up.

Rebecca Smith:

They didn't know that. They don't know all that stuff. I'm telling you. People public opinion knows what's in the press, which is why the press sucks. But if he's in the press saying she's bitter, she's angry because I fell in love with her daughter. Yes, I was wrong for that. I'll admit that I'm wrong for that. But I can't help love and it's this love story. And people want to believe in that. And, and for her not then for her to say I'm not going to say anything. I can't say anything because I have to protect my daughter. I'm not going to say anything.

Angeline Compau:

I respect her for that

Rebecca Smith:

you have a guy being loud. And a woman being silent. That's

Angeline Compau:

I know, it looks bad.

Rebecca Smith:

It looks bad.

Angeline Compau:

And I respect her for that.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I do. But how also can people be like, oh, yeah, he fell in love with his daughter.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, I would and he said, like they said, it did affect him. Once the prosecutor came out and said, basically, we have enough to charge him but we're not gonna. Then his career started to falter a little until things die down in the press.

Angeline Compau:

Right.

Rebecca Smith:

People forget and they don't care. And then he comes out to the Oscars to standing ovations and yeah,

Angeline Compau:

right. And like the my whole generation who is 123. At the time when this is going on, we don't know any of it. So then ants comes out and we think it's great. We think is Great. I like ants.

Rebecca Smith:

Ants. So yeah, he basically, of course, denies all the allegations, they they were asked to comment or be a part of the documentary they chose not to. They use excerpts from his book. that he, that he did. To kind of tell part of his side of the story, so It is kind of his own words. It's his book that he wrote

Angeline Compau:

I wanna look these, I want to look Dylan up I just had. I don't know. I have so many questions about how stupid people are. But I won't ask. I won't ask. I this is crazy to me. It's sad.

Rebecca Smith:

It's so sad.

Angeline Compau:

He fell in love with one daughter. So why why is it out of the realm of possibility that he couldn't have done this to the other girl?

Rebecca Smith:

This is Mia's saying the whole fell in love with thing is a lie. It's a lie. It's all a control thing.

Angeline Compau:

I would love to say I feel like he's got something on her

Rebecca Smith:

he would tell her that he didn't love her. He just thought it was like a fling blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden to save his image. He's all of a sudden I fell in love and what was I going to do? I was in love.

Angeline Compau:

I feel like he's got something on her. Really. He's holding her hostage or something. Like I feel like she doesn't really love him because he's a freak. I mean, no offense. You're not You're allegedly a freak.

Rebecca Smith:

Allegedly,

Angeline Compau:

allegedly. I just I can't with the whole we fell in love. How do you know? No, you didn't know you didn't

Rebecca Smith:

She's in high school, bro.

Angeline Compau:

And I am not saying it's not possible because I know that some people just think age is a number. And some young girls do go after older men. I'm that totally is a thing. But Woody Allen? You're not cute. Nobody's going after you

Rebecca Smith:

no, but he's powerful.

Angeline Compau:

Not really.

Rebecca Smith:

He is in his industry clearly.

Angeline Compau:

What has he done

Rebecca Smith:

look at how he controlled this whole narrative? Angeline he had everybody hook line and sinker?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. He had the power. It's like Harvey Weinstein.

Angeline Compau:

Well, that well that I've looked into that too. And that is crazy. Crazy. I think Harvey Weinstein's got more pull than Woody Allen.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know. He's a big time. writer director. Big time. I think look at all the people that have been in all of his movies.

Angeline Compau:

I just think that I'm young. I don't know all these things. I don't know what he's been doing. He's 83 Now doing nothing. So

Rebecca Smith:

I think it's still directing.

Angeline Compau:

He is

Rebecca Smith:

He did that Midnight in Paris with Owen Wilson

Angeline Compau:

Oh god. Really?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Why would anybody work with him? I wouldn't. Sick Owen Wilson sick. Why would you work with him?

Rebecca Smith:

I do not know.

Angeline Compau:

Did he make you suck his thumb? Was it soothing to you?

Rebecca Smith:

Stop it

Angeline Compau:

I know I need to stop I can't I'll never get over that.

Rebecca Smith:

I know it's crazy right?

Angeline Compau:

Weird weird

Rebecca Smith:

there's so much other stuff in the documentary too

Angeline Compau:

really Oh, I have to watch it

Rebecca Smith:

sad

Angeline Compau:

wow

Rebecca Smith:

All right. Let's go get the dork

Angeline Compau:

okay

Rebecca Smith:

it smells like urine.

Angeline Compau:

Did you piss on it?

Josh Smith:

No. Let's come on. Let's try it

Rebecca Smith:

take a whif of that and tell me that does not smell like pee.

Angeline Compau:

Why does it smell like pee?

Josh Smith:

It doesn't smell like pee? Let me let me

Rebecca Smith:

It totally smells like pee.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

Josh made us some turkey jerky?

Angeline Compau:

geez, Jasper. All right I want this little nug just

Josh Smith:

you gotta try it, you're gonna like it

Angeline Compau:

smells like pee. I'm just gonna eat it all, oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

It's hot

Angeline Compau:

I gotta get water

Josh Smith:

Why?

Angeline Compau:

It's so hot

Josh Smith:

It's not hot

Angeline Compau:

I gotta get water oh my god. Guys, my mouth is on fire

Josh Smith:

I don't think it's that hot

Rebecca Smith:

she's weak

Josh Smith:

you think it's good?

Rebecca Smith:

mmm, hmm

Josh Smith:

Little too spicy. Not for me but obviously for fucking swamp foot who's not on

Rebecca Smith:

it does smell like urine though.

Angeline Compau:

This is terrible.

Rebecca Smith:

It smells like a back alley in New York City

Josh Smith:

it's not that hot

Angeline Compau:

my mouth is on fire.

Josh Smith:

Audience it's really not that hot.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god. It's

Josh Smith:

Beck here. Is it that hot? I mean do you have to go.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't mind spicy

Angeline Compau:

It's so hot

Rebecca Smith:

I would give you some of that Almond Milk, but you'd be shitting out you're

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna shut this out.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

this is gonna come out like love out my asshole.

Josh Smith:

So you're not a fan of the jerky?

Angeline Compau:

I mean, the. I liked I liked it. But it's too hot for me. It's burning my throat.

Josh Smith:

It's really

Angeline Compau:

I'm seriously like, Oh my God.

Josh Smith:

It's not even as hot as a flaming Cheeto.

Angeline Compau:

I don't eat those.

Josh Smith:

yeah, they're not that good.

Angeline Compau:

I don't eat flaming Cheetos.

Josh Smith:

It's a it's a mistake to have made a flaming Cheeto. I don't think it's a very good chip personally,

Angeline Compau:

and people love them. Oh my God.

Rebecca Smith:

They made like flaming hot Mountain Dew or something right?

Angeline Compau:

Why is it so hot?

Josh Smith:

It's not that hot.

Angeline Compau:

Why did you make it so hot?

Rebecca Smith:

He put his spices on it.

Angeline Compau:

Why does he do that

Rebecca Smith:

the ones that he grows

Josh Smith:

could you make that face for was permanently I won't

Rebecca Smith:

I should have videoed it, dammit.

Josh Smith:

What was our last eat that other piece so we can video it.

Angeline Compau:

I'm not no I'm not eating that.

Josh Smith:

What's wrong with

Rebecca Smith:

You don't want to do the turkey jerkey challenge

Josh Smith:

Honey give her that last piece?

Angeline Compau:

You can have that

Josh Smith:

I'll take it down.

Angeline Compau:

Take it. Take it down too hot.

Rebecca Smith:

Too hot to handle too cold to hold

Josh Smith:

Good for the body

Angeline Compau:

I can't breathe. It's like knock the wind out of me. I'm going to have heartburn I need a Tums. I need one now.

Josh Smith:

Can you imagine? Angeline doing the one chip challenge

Angeline Compau:

No. I know better.

Rebecca Smith:

that was her one chip challenge.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that was bad. This water is not doing anything.

Josh Smith:

That was about 1/1000 of the one chip challenge.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

I think you're supposed to drink milk. That's why

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

or bread

Angeline Compau:

but milk

Rebecca Smith:

do you want a piece of bread

Angeline Compau:

milk makes me shit myself.

Josh Smith:

Why don't you run out there and get some lakewater up in ya,

Angeline Compau:

I'm good. It's making my nose run. Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

cleaning out your sinuses

Angeline Compau:

it really is whoa

Rebecca Smith:

Are you ready dork, do you have topics?

Josh Smith:

Well, I thought we're gonna talk about my jerky but

Angeline Compau:

it was good. It was good.

Josh Smith:

Apparent'y it's too hot because Angeline is weak

Angeline Compau:

I am weak. It was chewy. It tasted good.

Josh Smith:

What do you think, hun?

Rebecca Smith:

It's fine.

Angeline Compau:

Hurt my mouth.

Josh Smith:

Too spicy.

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Josh Smith:

not enough garlic.

Rebecca Smith:

No, it's fine.

Josh Smith:

All right

Angeline Compau:

I'm weak

Josh Smith:

let's see what was my Oh, everybody get the article I sent you guys about the peeing outside were urine is a fertilizer.

Rebecca Smith:

I didn't read it. But

Angeline Compau:

wait a minute. That's not what this article

Josh Smith:

It did. says.

Angeline Compau:

It said

Rebecca Smith:

it probably had the word fertilizer in it. So that's what Josh was going with?

Josh Smith:

No, it was it talked about how human urine is a great fertilizer.

Angeline Compau:

It says that I'm not a member of this. So I couldn't read it.

Josh Smith:

Did you attempt to read it before just now?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, but I didn't read it correctly.

Josh Smith:

Apparently, human urine is a great fertilizer and a lot of countries are trying to figure out how to separate the waste streams. So they can reutilize urine as a fertilizer

Rebecca Smith:

like dune

Angeline Compau:

how can your urine kill weeds but also be a fertilizer

Josh Smith:

it's a little to concentrated. It's like chicken scratch

Angeline Compau:

riddle me that

Josh Smith:

it's too concentrated it needs to be diluted

Rebecca Smith:

he doesn't drink any water that's why

Angeline Compau:

so if you just straight pee on grass it is not a fertilizer.

Josh Smith:

No, it's too, it's like when you burn it has phosphorus, nitrogen

Angeline Compau:

so you can't just pee on your lawn.

Rebecca Smith:

I fully expect you just be hosing down outside from now on.

Angeline Compau:

No you can't

Rebecca Smith:

no more using a toilet.

Angeline Compau:

You can't

Rebecca Smith:

Why not?

Angeline Compau:

Because

Rebecca Smith:

according to Josh you can.

Angeline Compau:

No You just said you it's too concentrated

Josh Smith:

it needs to be diluted.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh no, no it's fertilizer.

Angeline Compau:

That's what I'm with you.

Josh Smith:

I sent you guys a scientific article

Rebecca Smith:

one.

Josh Smith:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you want you want me to find some scientific articles that say you're a moron because I will.

Josh Smith:

I feel like that was

Rebecca Smith:

I'll do it.

Josh Smith:

a really great article.

Angeline Compau:

I couldn't read it because I'm not a member of whatever,

Rebecca Smith:

AARP.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that's what it said.

Josh Smith:

So we're back on the No,

Angeline Compau:

no peeing outside. Use the toilet.

Josh Smith:

I also came up with my show.

Rebecca Smith:

Your show

Angeline Compau:

you have a show.

Josh Smith:

I pick my show that we're gonna watch

Angeline Compau:

Oh, for your birthday.

Josh Smith:

No, for my month.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. You get to pick like a lot of shows.

Josh Smith:

I'm picking one series.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, we're just gonna watch one series the whole month.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, why

Rebecca Smith:

that's gonna be so boring for our people.

Josh Smith:

You're gonna love it. Taboo.

Rebecca Smith:

I've seen it.

Josh Smith:

That's got Tom Hardy in it.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, okay. Cool.

Josh Smith:

That's good. It's seriously Great to have you seen the whole series hon

Rebecca Smith:

yeah babe. Who do you think told you about it?

Angeline Compau:

Ah, that's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Who do you think was it for you did

Josh Smith:

Oh, man. I was hoping I want to see anyone something that you haven't seen me we're back to Peaky Blinders now

Angeline Compau:

I've seen Peaky Blinders too

Josh Smith:

I haven't. I could go for the nine hours of Shogun three.

Rebecca Smith:

I've watched that.

Josh Smith:

Have you seen that?

Rebecca Smith:

the Original? Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Did you love it?

Rebecca Smith:

No. My mom used to make that miniseries Shogun when it came on. We used to watch that.

Josh Smith:

Well, I'm running out of shows now.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, I'm sorry that your douche

Josh Smith:

so it's back to the drawing board again.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. You can still watch Taboo Angeline, it's pretty good.

Josh Smith:

You should watch it.

Angeline Compau:

Well, I'm not gonna watch it if I don't have to. So either make me or don't

Josh Smith:

you're gonna. You're gonna love it.

Angeline Compau:

You're gonna make me watch it.

Josh Smith:

No

Angeline Compau:

Oh, okay.

Josh Smith:

I really want some more turkey jerky. Just FYI.

Angeline Compau:

My throat hurts.

Josh Smith:

Alright, so I did have my golf outing with Steve

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, how was that.

Josh Smith:

We would place three bets front nine back nine total and I ended up winning two out of the three bets. And then we played nine more

Rebecca Smith:

did you get himm in the Back nine?

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Josh Smith:

we played nine more holes and then he beat me on those nine holes. What I would like to say is he cannot keep score or remember where he hit his ball

Rebecca Smith:

Is it like that scene in swingers were counting up.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, no, yeah. on 18 holes. Every time he hits his drive, it's always like, he can never find his ball. I've never known somebody that literally has that in a bit that little of an attention span. I also want to talk about my vegetable garden.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Josh Smith:

curmudgeon corner. So they did have banana peppers that you said. I thought those were those peppers that came in the jar that were in like the pickle juice.

Rebecca Smith:

No banana peppers. Like are what you eat on pizza.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, but I was I always thought it was pickled like a Southern ya know, so I bought, I think three or four of those and they're growing. So you'll like that. And then the green peppers and then Angeline for you got the hot peppers. The jalapenos and the Thai chilies. They did not have the one I always get that's hot.

Rebecca Smith:

Thai dragon.

Josh Smith:

No they did have the Thai dragons this year and

Rebecca Smith:

habanero.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, they didn't have any hobs.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh really.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I was kinda disappointed.

Rebecca Smith:

Maybe they're sold out.

Angeline Compau:

I want like the mildest pepper there ever was.

Rebecca Smith:

Green Pepper.

Angeline Compau:

Yep, that that's what I need. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you buy that?

Josh Smith:

yep

Angeline Compau:

Oh, good. That's what I want

Josh Smith:

that's for our salads. very proud of that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I also bought some tomatoes.

Angeline Compau:

I like tomatoes

Josh Smith:

they are on the deck.

Angeline Compau:

I like those.

Josh Smith:

And I planted one week early, which I'm a little worried about, but I checked the weather. Thanks. Thanks for your support. And I did not have my wife support and the timing of our planting. So if they all die, she's gonna of course razz me but

Angeline Compau:

yes,

Josh Smith:

I did check the weather. So that was it. And then the last one was all important. I have now spent four hours fishing you know, this is a new season. I got my fishing done. I'm really proud of it.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you use your new bait that I bought you

Josh Smith:

I did not yet because I forgot my reading glasses and I can't tie a knot on the boat without my reading glasses.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

but I did catch fish. I'm in the boat so that's a start of the year right we're getting it going. So and Joe also confirmed the dead beaver.

Rebecca Smith:

What,

Josh Smith:

the dead beaver.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, right. My face is like tell me more. Who's beavers dead not mine mine is live and kickin

Josh Smith:

Oh, swamp foot

Rebecca Smith:

what? The Beaver died?

Josh Smith:

Yeah, that was on the south side one. We had two houses one of the north and one of the south end so that fella that built on the south end got smoked by car

Angeline Compau:

I love beavers and that's so sad. I hate that.

Josh Smith:

Did you see the picture that I did she not see the picture of Joe Ashley when he was out mowing.

Rebecca Smith:

No, because remember you sent it here I don't know if she got the second one

Josh Smith:

Angeline.

Angeline Compau:

I didn't Yeah, you want to see what I got?

Rebecca Smith:

It was like a blank space.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I go that one first.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, I didn't get anything else. I got the blank.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, did you just resend it to me?

Josh Smith:

I did.

Angeline Compau:

This is all I got from you.

Josh Smith:

This It was exactly what I sent to you

Rebecca Smith:

I was like did you just text me? What happened?

Angeline Compau:

Did he tell you that I caught him doing something the other day?

Josh Smith:

Who?

Angeline Compau:

Joe Ashley

Josh Smith:

What did you catch him doing?

Angeline Compau:

So his his kid is in band, and so are my nieces and nephews. And there was a band concert the other night for high school. And he brought Yuki and I saw him walking up the hill kinda like he's taken Yuki to take a Dookie and I quick got my phone out zoomed in videoed them just be like, hey, creeping and I see you just because you know he got you. And he messaged me back it was hilarious. He said Oh, I see how it is responsible pet owner takes his dog in the woods to poo and you creep. I said I'm always creeping you are not safe in the woods if I'm around

Josh Smith:

that's okay,

Rebecca Smith:

true

Angeline Compau:

you're not

Josh Smith:

Did you see the picture you need to zoom in on it.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, he's mowing the lawn. It's a great, great picture.

Josh Smith:

Look at the whole outfit. Scroll up and down.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Josh Smith:

He looks like a little sailor boy.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Josh Smith:

And you're gonna take pictures of me

Rebecca Smith:

immediately after this is the picture that his girlfriend posted.

Angeline Compau:

Liz!!

Rebecca Smith:

So now we can do it side by side.

Angeline Compau:

Liz that's great.

Rebecca Smith:

Joe, we're gonna do a side by side of you and Liz's picture.

Angeline Compau:

I love the american flag socks. Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

He's Canadian. But he's representing the country that he lives in. I like it.

Angeline Compau:

I didn't know you're Canadian.

Josh Smith:

I don't think that you can make fun of me for stretching and wear that while you're mowing your yard

Angeline Compau:

no, you are yeah, you got him

Rebecca Smith:

I think we can still make fun of you for stretching.

Angeline Compau:

We can

Rebecca Smith:

I did I did a second TicTok about it even.

Angeline Compau:

That was funny

Rebecca Smith:

Making fun of you.

Josh Smith:

I don't understand I'm still stuck on my stretching. I just don't understand why that was so funny. You stretch out. Right? That's what you do you loosen up before you get you know working out there. I had to stretch in the garage in shame. Saturday I was getting ready to go mow the yard. Edge and weed the flowerbed so I had to go in the garage in the cold shade. And stretch

Rebecca Smith:

go stretch, who cares?

Josh Smith:

I'm afraid I'm gonna get you know, videotape. God forbid I'm having to scratch my ass while I'm walking around the yard after working all day.

Angeline Compau:

We're always watching.

Josh Smith:

I'm freaked out. I'm mowing the yard. If I hit a rock I look around.

Rebecca Smith:

Between you, Joe and Lieutenant Dan next doot.

Angeline Compau:

Yep.

Josh Smith:

I almost asked Lieutenant Dan if he was gonna get the short pants on because it's almost time to get the short pants on. Yes.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Josh Smith:

So those are my big topics this week. I didn't have the treasure trove I had last week which by the way was turned down. Every time I brought up a talk about here guys. It hurt. I'm trying to enunciate better this week. The rain in Spain,

Rebecca Smith:

when I'm transcribing. Like it never picks up like your accent if it comes out weird.

Angeline Compau:

That's awesome.

Rebecca Smith:

Different words.

Angeline Compau:

I love it

Josh Smith:

Angelenos, Michigan accent What are you talking about?

Angeline Compau:

I don't sound like that.

Rebecca Smith:

Anytime. Anytime you say TikTok it comes out with tic tac.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

right.

Rebecca Smith:

And then you mumble so I have to like hold it up to my ear. I'm like, what?

Josh Smith:

Mumble

Rebecca Smith:

and then when we talk over each other. It doesn't pick up any of that. And so then I have to like separate it all out.

Angeline Compau:

I love that. I have an accent.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, you do?

Angeline Compau:

I love it.

Josh Smith:

It's not an accent, it's Michigan twang?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, got it. Love it. Michigan Twain.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, you know when when you go down south they don't think oh, that's a cool accent they think oh, that's fuckin annoying.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

when a southern person comes up, you're like oh, That's cool accent. that's How annoying the Michigan accent is.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, Southern people. I have the same view. That sounds annoying.

Josh Smith:

No, no, not at all.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

what's your favorite accent?

Josh Smith:

Me? Oh, it's got to be Australia. Gotta be

Rebecca Smith:

okay. What about you?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. I nver thought about it.

Josh Smith:

What's yours hon?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know I like I do like a good British accent or Irish. I like Irish too.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, like Gerard

Josh Smith:

No Aussie in there for you.

Angeline Compau:

Gerard Butler

Josh Smith:

I don't mind Aussie but Gerard Buttler's is Scottish I think

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah. Okay, go Scottish for me.

Josh Smith:

William Wallace, come on

Angeline Compau:

Who's that?

Rebecca Smith:

you do not know who William Wallace is?

Angeline Compau:

No

Rebecca Smith:

I can't even talk to you right now. Now you know what you need to watch.

Josh Smith:

Oh my gosh, I don't even know. I don't know how to relate to you at all. Sometimes. I am William Wallace.

Angeline Compau:

I can Google this.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, we're gonna make you watch it. That's what's gonna happen

Josh Smith:

you are gonna love the movie.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

That's whats up

Josh Smith:

Just curious. He who was Abraham Lincoln?

Angeline Compau:

He was our 14th president.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

yes, suck a dick.

Josh Smith:

Can you tell me what's the number it was again?

Angeline Compau:

14.

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna need a fact check here on 14

Rebecca Smith:

Alexa

Josh Smith:

16

Rebecca Smith:

what number president was Abraham Lincoln?

Angeline Compau:

was it 16. Fuck it was 16 You said that I was like, Damn,

Josh Smith:

I'm just curious. Which president was famous for the emancipation proclamation proclamation. I just throw it out there because this is literally a give me throw it out there. You know, take it take a guess.

Angeline Compau:

No, I hate you.

Josh Smith:

And there you have it.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know

Rebecca Smith:

Who was it Josh.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

that would be Lincoln.

Angeline Compau:

And I was like, oh, it's probably Abe Lincoln, but I'm gonna get made fun of if i'm wrong

Josh Smith:

you were gonna say Ronald Reagan. Don't worry about

Angeline Compau:

I knew it wasn't Ronald Reagan. I knew it wasn't that.

Josh Smith:

That's awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, he was 16. Oops. Close enough.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, you were close. Yeah. You knew he was the president. So you got that going for you.

Rebecca Smith:

And you knew he was in the teens.

Angeline Compau:

I did. Yeah, close enough.

Josh Smith:

Good job.

Angeline Compau:

Cool.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, you know what? That'll get you a passing grade?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it will

Josh Smith:

another high mark for the for the American school system.

Angeline Compau:

high marks for Swamp foot over here.

Josh Smith:

Oh, and I thought of something since you guys won't go hunting and you won't go fishing. You know we could do a ballgame. Not the minor league. Not The minor league we go to.

Angeline Compau:

Tigers, Yes, I'm in. I'm always in for Tigers

Rebecca Smith:

Do I have to sit in Cheap Seats. game.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

cheap beer.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Yeah, I thought you could bring your own food now you can't bring your own beer but

Angeline Compau:

you bring your food.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I think you can pack your own food.

Rebecca Smith:

Really?

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I've seen families do it. They let them in.

Angeline Compau:

Nuh, Ah,

Josh Smith:

I'm serious. Pretty sure.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

because of COVID.

Josh Smith:

think they've always allowed it. I just think people didn't know.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. You can bring blankets.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, for Angeline we'll bring all natural peanut butter on ezekiel bread. That's what she can eat during the ballgame.

Angeline Compau:

Ew, what's that?

Rebecca Smith:

No, she doesn't like that.

Josh Smith:

ezekiel Bread is tough.

Rebecca Smith:

sprouted bread

Angeline Compau:

gross.

Rebecca Smith:

It's fine. If it's toasted.

Angeline Compau:

No, thank you.

Josh Smith:

It's tough to get down. It needs a lot of butter.

Angeline Compau:

No, thanks. I'm okay. I'll go to a Tigers game and I'll just eat their pizza.

Rebecca Smith:

When are we going?

Angeline Compau:

When it gets really warm? I don't want to go on a

Josh Smith:

we could go for my birthday

Angeline Compau:

60 degree day. Ooh,

Josh Smith:

it's gotta be a warm day.

Angeline Compau:

Let's get the whole gang to go on your birthday.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, let's or

Josh Smith:

or

Rebecca Smith:

Or you can go around Fourth of July where they'res fireworks.

Josh Smith:

Well I like that idea. And it's hot.

Angeline Compau:

They do fireworks every weekend every Friday or Saturday game.

Josh Smith:

Well do they do bigger fireworks for July 4 game we got to figure its bigger

Angeline Compau:

probably.

Josh Smith:

Alright, so I think we should take the podcast on the road to a ballgame. It's either minor league or major league

Angeline Compau:

or both.

Josh Smith:

And now we got to figure it out.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

Angeline, here's the deal. You buy them. You buy the Major League tickets all by the minor league tickets. But for the minor league I will put us in the nicest seating possible.

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna sit us in the lawn seats.

Rebecca Smith:

They have lawn seats? No

Angeline Compau:

No

Rebecca Smith:

what? I'm not doing standing room only either.

Angeline Compau:

why not, That's fun.

Josh Smith:

What about obs view? Noobs view.

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna sit us right next to a pole so you can't see

Josh Smith:

the obs view's the obstructed view

Rebecca Smith:

there's a guy

Angeline Compau:

Oh, I thought that was that was for observation.

Josh Smith:

They started that term when Lincoln was president.

Angeline Compau:

I hate you.

Rebecca Smith:

There's a guy on tictok that just posted when he's going to be at the Tigers game we can go when they go him and his girlfriend and his friends

Angeline Compau:

Is his friend single?

Rebecca Smith:

I think

Angeline Compau:

okay.

Josh Smith:

All right. Tigers game and minor league baseball game

Angeline Compau:

guy and his girlfriend. Go eat a dick. Just bring your friends.

Rebecca Smith:

Nice.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah.

Josh Smith:

All right. Hey, did we get any views on our last one? No comments

Rebecca Smith:

on our last what

Josh Smith:

we, no email messages or do you guysalready talk about?

Rebecca Smith:

On the podcast?

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

no.

Josh Smith:

Okay. So I'm disappointed in that audience, Greg

Angeline Compau:

we like messages

Josh Smith:

Well, I felt like you know after you got on top of us about slacking off and Angela Angeline and I both sleeping

Rebecca Smith:

you got some tictok likes on the video I posted

Josh Smith:

Alright, well, that's all I have

Rebecca Smith:

you guys doing your proper taco etiquette.

Angeline Compau:

That was funny.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, that was

Angeline Compau:

I still hate those tacos.

Josh Smith:

You love the tacos? You just don't like that they break apart

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. those shells suck, I'll just stick

Josh Smith:

Yeah, you're right. You're used to that. with soft

Angeline Compau:

I don't know what to say to that.

Josh Smith:

All right. That's all I got for the show.

Rebecca Smith:

All right.

Angeline Compau:

Me too. That's all I got,

Josh Smith:

Greg, we want to say goodbye to you.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, wait, you watched some of that stuff on Woody Allen What did you think?

Josh Smith:

Oh fuck that show.

Angeline Compau:

Right?

Josh Smith:

Fuck that guy that guy should be castrated

Angeline Compau:

for real

Josh Smith:

he's right up there with Michael Jackson didn't exist wipe that shit from existence

Angeline Compau:

right?

Josh Smith:

Seriously? Yeah, how many how many little girls, aww, I can't even talk about it, that just that made me sick. I had to go downstairs.

Rebecca Smith:

He watched like five minutes of it. then he's like, I'm out

Angeline Compau:

I'm out

Josh Smith:

what a fucking sicko

Angeline Compau:

he is.

Rebecca Smith:

allegedly

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he's

Josh Smith:

sicko.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

All right. Well, on that note, everybody.

Josh Smith:

All right,

Rebecca Smith:

Have a good week Greg

Josh Smith:

see ya podcast bye Greg