Oct. 29, 2021

Episode 32 - Ed Gein, Subtopic-Nipples

Episode 32 - Ed Gein, Subtopic-Nipples
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Season 1 True Crime Murder Movies

This week Angeline tells us the gruesome tales of Ed Gain and his nipple belt.  Ew.  This one gets kinda graphic, not gonna lie.  Josh then joins in to discuss stink palms and proper hunting etiquette, don't be like Steve.  Josh has pulled a double book, yet blames it on Rebecca.  We try to delve into Angeline's personal life and get shut down.  Be sure to slide into our  DMs and leave us comments!!

Transcript
Rebecca Smith:

Had to take these earrings off real quick.

Angeline Compau:

I was wondering what you were doing.

Rebecca Smith:

They're poking into my skull. Hi!!

Angeline Compau:

Welcome.

Rebecca Smith:

I feel like I haven't seen you in forever.

Angeline Compau:

I was about to welcome you into your own house.

Rebecca Smith:

Thank you.

Angeline Compau:

In your own office.

Rebecca Smith:

Thanks, nice to be here.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. Thank you for joining me.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

I can't I can't wait for Josh to see how I parked today.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, how'd you park?

Angeline Compau:

The way he always wants me to but it was really stupid and,

Rebecca Smith:

it is stupid.

Angeline Compau:

So yeah, I just parallel parked in your driveway.

Rebecca Smith:

He needs to get that boat shrink wrapped so he can move it.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Why is it in the way? And why does he think it's not in the way?

Rebecca Smith:

Because he's procrastinating calling the guy to get it shrink wrapped, like he always does. It's weird

Angeline Compau:

Shaking my damn head.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. I know. I know. I know. So, what's up?

Angeline Compau:

No, you tell me what's up.

Rebecca Smith:

Why?

Angeline Compau:

tell me all

Rebecca Smith:

I got nothing.

Angeline Compau:

no you got stories on stories about your trip to Arizona.

Rebecca Smith:

It was good. It was so much fun. It was fun. There was videos, there was all sorts of stuff. I was social. It was nice. I had fun. I drank beer.

Angeline Compau:

You're always social, whentever. I go out with you. You're always like,

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, but it takes me, I have to get motivated to get out. That's my

Angeline Compau:

the life of the party. thing. Like I had, I was so nervous going into this like, I don't know, because like in high school, I didn't really hang out with anybody. And even though like I've known these people forever, like, like, I showed you that picture on Facebook of the people that I've known since like kindergarten. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

And even though I've known these people forever, like I haven't really hung out with any of them like that.

Angeline Compau:

And then they found out how freaking cool you are.

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, ok...

Angeline Compau:

They were like, whoa, hey, whoa, let's hang out more.

Rebecca Smith:

Whoa, hey, whoa

Angeline Compau:

whoa, hey, whoa,

Rebecca Smith:

whoa, hey, whoa

Angeline Compau:

you want to hang out again? How about again after that? Wanna hang out some more?

Rebecca Smith:

No, not like, that

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, let's go hang out again.

Rebecca Smith:

It was not like that. It was probably more me than anything. I'm like, what are you guys doing? You guys hanging out? What's up? Hey, anybody doing anything?

Angeline Compau:

Did you guys forgot to invite me. I'm here. Just kidding.

Rebecca Smith:

I just show up places, hi guys.

Angeline Compau:

Hey,

Rebecca Smith:

hey,

Angeline Compau:

hey, remember me?

Rebecca Smith:

You guys gonna hang out? Cuz I'd like to hang out with you

Angeline Compau:

no, don't say anything without me. Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Don't go anywhere. Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Don't Don't Don't walk away.

Rebecca Smith:

So that was my last week. That was really fun.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

And then you had a fun weekend.

Angeline Compau:

I had a fun weekend.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I did. I stayed up pretty late.

Rebecca Smith:

Party hardy

Angeline Compau:

there is there the first night we went there. We were up in Traverse City by the way, for a bachelorette party. Bomb. A few of us did go to bed kind of early. And I was like, Oh man, but they're going to bed so it's kind of cool. I didn't make the idea. Like, but they're talking about it. So I'm gonna go to

Rebecca Smith:

like what time early? Like my time early or like your time?

Angeline Compau:

it was like midnight, but we were like, well, we're gonna rally all day tomorrow, so maybe we should. Nah, dickbag

Rebecca Smith:

Josh is calling me. Let's see what he wants.

Angeline Compau:

Dickbag.

Rebecca Smith:

Hello.

Josh Smith:

Hey hun, I'm on my way. I got about five miles down the road, and realized I don't have my phone so I had to go back to the bank.

Angeline Compau:

the sperm bank.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you hear that? Angeline wants to know if it was the sperm bank.

Josh Smith:

I was donating

Rebecca Smith:

good to know

Angeline Compau:

it was a very small load.

Josh Smith:

A lot of people want their kids to be tall and smart. I don't include a picture of me I just include the IQ

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, cuz I don't think, they don't want them to look like John Malkovich.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

All I include is my IQ, my last three years earnings and my height and that's it. then I'm good.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, yeah. Golden.

Josh Smith:

There's not a lot of questions about hairline. Skin conditions. Things of that nature.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

gross.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew. All right. We'll see you when you get here. All right, now back to our podcast.

Angeline Compau:

Back to our regularly scheduled program.

Unknown:

So

Rebecca Smith:

So you stayed up till midnight. What else did you guys do?

Angeline Compau:

Went to a winery? Got some dinner partied at some bars. We dressed up with our pink wigs which a lot of people ditched theirs and I was

Rebecca Smith:

I saw that like you guys, I What was the point of the pink wigs just for funsies?

Angeline Compau:

just for funsies I guess. I really committed to my wig

Rebecca Smith:

you did,

Angeline Compau:

like I really did. I put a wig cap on, I fucking clipped those bitches in. And then some other people later on were like, This is itchy and this is hot and I'm just gonna rip this off and I was like, I can't do that

Rebecca Smith:

whatever

Angeline Compau:

I can't now my hair is all mushed down underneath this wig. It's gonna look like crap if I do take it out. So I'm like, dammit, I'm committed for the rest of the night

Rebecca Smith:

whatever dicks.

Angeline Compau:

I know You guys suck. A couple of girls like really

Rebecca Smith:

just kidding went to a fancy wig shop and bought like legit ones, like human hair wigs?

Angeline Compau:

they looked so good.

Rebecca Smith:

Wow.

Angeline Compau:

And I was like, damn it. I would really want that for my hair. Like I would rather wear like with lace fronts and everything.

Rebecca Smith:

Really?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. I was like, dang, I know. They looked so good.

Rebecca Smith:

Wow.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, they committed with me. They didn't they didn't. I was like,

Rebecca Smith:

They didn't leave you hanging.

Angeline Compau:

No, because their hair looks so good.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, why would you

Angeline Compau:

right,

Rebecca Smith:

um, I've been deeply into celebrity ghost stories now.

Angeline Compau:

I saw that on prime. I haven't started it yet.

Rebecca Smith:

Because of Jason at my reunion, and he keeps messaging me about

Angeline Compau:

episodes.

Rebecca Smith:

It's about ghost stories. And then he sent me an episode on that wasn't celebrity ghost stories, but he sent me something on past life regression, he goes, you guys should do this for your podcast, find somewhere that will do a session. There's this show that it's kind of in mixed between, I can't remember the name of that show where celebrities would do their ancestry or whatever.

Angeline Compau:

So they like they just somebody goes and tells you about your past life?

Rebecca Smith:

So you you get hypnotized. And you do like a past life regression. They take you into your past lives. They ask you like what time you're in, what your name is, where you live that kind of stuff. Then they they look it up and find like actual factual things. Like about you in your past life, like who you were in your past life.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

it's cuckoo pants.

Angeline Compau:

I would do that in a second.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. So I was looking there's a lady in Birmingham that does it.

Angeline Compau:

I'll do it

Rebecca Smith:

or no, West Bloomfield,

Angeline Compau:

I'll tell you what, though, I do not like the idea of being hypnotized.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

but I do want to know about that kind of stuff,

Rebecca Smith:

her thing, her dealio is more about it, she uses it more as like a trauma therapy as like a therapeutic tool, as opposed to just past life regression type stuff. But and but she had like comments on her website, like, you know, she did the past life regression with me. And it was so awesome. And so healing and, and you find out why, like, why I am the way I am today. Like what what is going on in my life, or what happened in my past lives that's making me like this. But in the episode that I watched the girl was like donating her eggs or something like that. And she's like, I can't figure out why I have this need to do that. She's like, I want to have a family of my own someday. It's painful. Yet I'm still drawn to doing this. And she finds out that she worked on a slave ship. And she wanted so much to help these people that were being taken and held captive. And then another one was oh, she was she was in a community where she was shuned for being barren.

Angeline Compau:

Hmm,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

that's what it was. It's crazy.

Angeline Compau:

My dad did that once. And he found out a lot. First of all, I mean because they they don't know the backstory or whatever. But my dad my whole life. He doesn't like water. So he doesn't he doesn't like swimming, really. If he does, like he cannot get his head wet.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

And he found out in a past life that he drowned,

Rebecca Smith:

see,

Angeline Compau:

and I was like, That is crazy. And of course they tell you that. But like, they didn't know that when they told my dad that and my dad was like,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, so Jason's like, he's like, so do you believe in all this stuff? And I said, Well, I said, it's hard for me to believe. Like, like, there's so many different things like growing up on the Bible. He's like, Oh, I hate that justification. And I'm just saying, like,

Angeline Compau:

right,

Rebecca Smith:

like, growing up in Christianity and all of that. And I want so desperately to believe like that. This is all real. And these people aren't actors on the show or whatever.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

But I, I don't know. Like, I I just don't know, I struggle with it. Because I want to think people are in heaven. But then I do believe in ghosts and spirits. And I just don't know, like mediums. And he's like, he's like, he goes, I'm sorry. He goes, do you think you're ready to go on something else? So that he's like, talking about Sasquatch and big foot? I'm like? What?

Angeline Compau:

I know. That's where I can't get on board

Rebecca Smith:

He's like, No, it's the truth. So then yeah, that's what he said the other day. It's like, are you ready for more truth and he's like, I don't know. I don't know. I'm easing you into things. Oh, my God. Okay.

Angeline Compau:

There is no truth to that one.

Rebecca Smith:

But that's, oh, he's a believer.

Angeline Compau:

I get that and you can believe anything you want

Rebecca Smith:

He's gonna have to come on. He's like, I have facts. I have information and

Angeline Compau:

people can believe in literally anything they want to I do not care. That one I can't get on board with.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know if I'm totally on board with Sasquatch either.

Angeline Compau:

Now is it? Would it be cool to find out that there is one? Sure I'd be cool with that. But I don't think there is.

Rebecca Smith:

I just feel like they would have found one by now. Like for real.

Angeline Compau:

Exactly.

Rebecca Smith:

But

Angeline Compau:

they can't be like the greatest hide and seek champions in the world.

Rebecca Smith:

Greatest. Their the greatest. No, but yeah, past life stuff does intrigue me.

Angeline Compau:

Me too, I would do that because I and like I said, like, I haven't dealt with like past Right? That would be cool. I would like to do that too.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So maybe we'll look up that lady and see trauma in my life, and it probably would be a good idea to what we can do. do that.

Angeline Compau:

I would like to do that too.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So maybe we'll look up that lady and see what we do some sessions. It's pretty expensive, though. I was like, dang.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, shit. Really?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, dammit.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. I know.

Angeline Compau:

lame. Lame. Why don't you just do it for free? donate your time, ok?

Rebecca Smith:

Who needs to make a living?

Angeline Compau:

just kidding.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know. She was the one. I mean, she was the one that I found that was super like seemed super legit. Like other people, like I don't want to have like, Mystic Ron or, you know, like some weird

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

she seems super legit. But I don't know. I don't know. We'll see.

Angeline Compau:

I have a patch of dry skin that I can't

Rebecca Smith:

I'm like what are you doing?

Angeline Compau:

I cannot go on with my life until it's gone.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna scratch it off.

Rebecca Smith:

Don't Don't do that. That's what's gonna make it worse.

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna have a scar.

Rebecca Smith:

Stop it.

Angeline Compau:

Leave me alone. Just kidding.

Rebecca Smith:

Shut up

Angeline Compau:

Don't tell me what to do.

Rebecca Smith:

Don't tell me. Alright, so it's your week. Schmangeline. And this is our last week for spooky, or then we're doing are we going to do political? Actually, we can do one more week because we took a week away from spooky to do Bill and Monica.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

So if you want I should have Jason come on and talk about.

Angeline Compau:

Sasquach?

Rebecca Smith:

paranormal activities. And

Angeline Compau:

did he have paranormal experiences?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know. But I did find out from my sister that I told you this. How when my niece was a baby.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, god.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, how she would see that little boy sitting on top of the refrigerator and like, talk to him. And she's like, there's nobody there. And she's like, No, he's sitting right there. Or that time that she was walking down the hall holding her. And she saw that picture of my grandmother and she's like, Oh, hi. And Stephanie's like, Who are you talking to? She's like her she comes in my room at night. pointing to the picture of my grandmother

Angeline Compau:

I don't like that at all. Don't like it,

Rebecca Smith:

Why, I would love to see my grandmother.

Angeline Compau:

And I don't like those circumstances. I would like to see mine too. But I just know that if I'm seeing you probably at night, probably you hovering over my bed or something. No thanks. Just wave at me in the kitchen while I'm eating my cereal or something.

Rebecca Smith:

I never got that. Like when my mom died, I used to always think I wonder if she's gonna come visit me. And then I did have a lady a girl that lived next door to me in the apartment. Who was like a self professed medium. And she said that my mom stays with me at night like she's

Angeline Compau:

that's adorable.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I love it.

Rebecca Smith:

But I never like knew that. Like I never like saw her or felt her or anything

Angeline Compau:

Maybe it's like The sixth sense. She talks to

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know, you in your sleep.

Angeline Compau:

maybe? I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know.

Angeline Compau:

I love that movie, though. I tell you that.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that was good movie. All right. So we can do another week of of spooky if you want and then go into her.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

okay. So what's your topic this week because I don't know anything.

Angeline Compau:

Well, I told you what I was going to do because within within our topic of spooky, inspiring horror movie type stuff. I had my own subtopic that I will get into later.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

I'm doing Ed Gein.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, that's right. Okay. Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

The Butcher of Plainfield.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

You know about Ed Gein?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

That little

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Sick fucker.

Rebecca Smith:

Wait, what movie? He was, um,

Angeline Compau:

he was the inspiration for a lot of things.

Rebecca Smith:

Wasn't it Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Angeline Compau:

That was the big one.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he was the inspiration for Leatherface he was inspiration for psycho. Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal Lecter a little bit and American Horror Story. Dr. Oliver Threadson?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he did a lot.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

he inspired a lot of stuff because he's a freak.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Freak,

Angeline Compau:

He's a freak. Anyhoo, he was born August 27 1906. In La Crosse, Wisconsin. He has one older brother. His dad's an alcoholic. He can't hold a job. His mother despises father.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

and she was also like a devout Lutheran. She made the kids read the Bible every day. And like they weren't allowed to leave the house other than to go to school. They weren't allowed to have friends. They she was definitely not letting them date that thought women were the devil. They were just like she was. She was cuckoo pants,

Rebecca Smith:

cuckoo pants

Angeline Compau:

cuckoo pants. eventually they moved to Plainfield. And they were out they lived on a farm. And that's where all this stuff goes down. Yeah, but so the dad ends up dying. And that's just the mom. And the brother is five years older. His name's Henry, by the way. He's five years older than Ed, he's more outgoing. And like, kind of knows his mom's cuckoo pants and he meets like a lady and he wants to move out and not really associated with the mom anymore. And so Ed doesn't really agree with that. And there's so one day they're like working on the farm or whatever, and like a brush fire happens. And he can't find his brother. And so he runs to the police station. He's like, I can't find my brother, there's a fire and Oh, my God, then so he, they go back. They're looking for his brother. And they're like, Well, do you think maybe he really is in the fire? Do you think he kind of ran to safety or whatever? And Ed's not a normal person.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

he's not normal. He's really socially awkward. And he's not really answering the police's question. So they're like, well, let's go look over here and see if he's like, maybe in this shed. And, you know, they're walking over to the shed or whatever. And like, behind it, and like, kind of like the woods. There's his brother laying facedown.

Rebecca Smith:

uh

Angeline Compau:

bruised, beaten, and totally not burnt. Clothes, that burns skins fine.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

but the police are like, you know, what, though? Might have been smoke inhalation. I think that is what it is. And never question Ed. And, and just let that one go. So now his brother's dead. And he can be alone with his mom, which is kind of what he does want. Cuz he told people at the funeral he goes, You know, it's a good thing, that he's dead, because he would have just been a disappointment if he lived.

Rebecca Smith:

Wow,

Angeline Compau:

yeah. Yep. Weirdo.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

so now it's just him and mom who he loves.

Rebecca Smith:

Mm hmm.

Angeline Compau:

And she ends up having a stroke. And he has to kind of take care of her because she's partially paralyzed. She can still do some stuff and whatever. But they do that whole thing for a while. And then she has another stroke a few years later, and she dies.

Rebecca Smith:

oh,

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, well, she sucks anyway. She needed to die. But now Now he doesn't know what to do with himself. Now he is completely alone. He doesn't know what the flip is going on in the world, because he's been so sheltered from it. He's just a weirdo. And he doesn't really work. But he kind of does like odd jobs for people in town, one of which is babysitting. Which who in the world,

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, my gosh,

Angeline Compau:

is letting this like grown man, because he's at least like 35 now,

Rebecca Smith:

hmm

Angeline Compau:

Somewhere around there. He's in his 30s he's an old enough man that you shouldn't be leaving him with children.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

And he's weird looking. I guess he's got like a droopy eye. Anyhoo now that he can kind of do what he wants. I guess he started studying like anatomy books. So he could look at females.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, my gosh,

Angeline Compau:

he started reading books on Nazis. And I don't know what that had to do with anything, but I think he it interested him. And he also started reading books on like cannibalism. And I'm like, why are they even books about that?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

I mean, they're probably not How To books or anything like that. But I'm just like, what?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

he started visiting the cemetery to visit his mom and talk to her all the time and stuff. And he also just got really obsessed with going there. And he

Rebecca Smith:

I loves cemeteries though.

Angeline Compau:

I mean, okay, so i guess that's, that's super weird, but I don't know

Rebecca Smith:

I guess that's kinda weird Mm hmm.

Angeline Compau:

he was going frequently. And he got he was reading obituaries. And he was, yeah. And then he was he was Yeah. He he wanted to start digging them up. looking up like, when they were going to be buried and when the funerals were going to be held and all of that because, oh, when he was reading obituaries, he was particularly interested in the ones who looked similar to his mother.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew,

Angeline Compau:

You didn't know that?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know.

Angeline Compau:

Wow, this is fun. Now

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think I've heard I don't think I've heard I know the name but I don't know what and that he was like the inspiration. I thought he was like a weird psycho person I don't really know any stories about him.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, oh,

Rebecca Smith:

gross

Angeline Compau:

Oh, just wait

Rebecca Smith:

is he like having sex with dead bodies?

Angeline Compau:

I'll get to that.

Rebecca Smith:

Ohhh

Angeline Compau:

Just wait

Rebecca Smith:

okay,

Angeline Compau:

so he's super fascinated and now he is looking up obituaries he's like, scanning through the papers and stuff for when they're gonna be buried because he goes at night he digs up the bodies that that I'm sorry, he doesn't like necessarily dig them up per se, because I think they're like freshly just placed in the ground or whatever. But he, you know, prise open the coffins. He takes sometimes he just wants certain body parts. Sometimes he'll take the whole corpse home. He doesn't take jewelry, though. He is sometimes he will bring the jewelry back and put it back in the coffin because he doesn't want that.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my gosh

Angeline Compau:

He's kinda nice.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, he's a sweet boy.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, so he wanted he was taking body parts and stuff home. He wanted to practice like doing taxidermy stuff and making household items with skin.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew, so that's like a Buffalo Bill reference too

Angeline Compau:

Oh, for sure. That's where it came from. So yeah, there was like three cemeteries in Plainfield, too. So that's this tiny town of Plainfield, Wisconsin has three cemeteries and only 700 residents. So it's really small town. And

Rebecca Smith:

so did people know that bodies were being dug up?

Angeline Compau:

Well, so eventually, he had to kind of stop because I think he was

Rebecca Smith:

there getting there onto him?

Angeline Compau:

Well, no, I don't think they were on to him. But he he was afraid that they were going to be and he also was like, I don't want all this gross decomposing skin. I want some fresh skin. Like I can't have this gross stuff. Like it's okay for some projects, but really, I need to start getting some fresh bodies.

Rebecca Smith:

As one does

Angeline Compau:

as one does,

Rebecca Smith:

yes.

Angeline Compau:

His first victim in 1954. He went to this tavern. He was he saw this lady Mary Hogan looked similar to his mother. And she owned a small tavern just outside of Plainfield. It was like 10 miles away. So it was wintertime. He brought this sled, walked at 10 miles to the tavern after it closed down and everybody was headed out and they're gone. He goes in there and she's like, Hey, we're closed. And he like wanders over behind the bar shoots her in the head.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

yeah. behind her. Yeah, behind the bar. And he takes her back outside, puts her on the sled and drags her back to his house to his little farm.

Rebecca Smith:

oh my gosh

Angeline Compau:

I know. I know. He has like a they call it a summer kitchen. And I guess it's like, basically a little shed. And it's used for like hanging up like deer or

Rebecca Smith:

oh,

Angeline Compau:

they you know, you do the all the stuff the dressing of the

Rebecca Smith:

like a sugar shack?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that's what Josh calls it.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. I don't know. So he has one of those at his house. And he hangs her up upside down by like, you know, hoist or up with a pulley. I guess there's like a bar that like hooks your ankles? I don't know. I don't know how that works. But he guts her like a deer and cuts her head off. Yeah, it's it's, it's some weird. Yeah. So

Rebecca Smith:

Does he eat her?

Angeline Compau:

I don't think he eats her, maybe he does. I'm not quite sure exactly. But anyway. So yeah, he he guts her takes what he needs for his project, whatever his project may be. But pretty much I think what his project is, is he wants to make a little skin suit and dress up like his mom. He wants to be his mom. So anyhoo, Next I need to stop saying anyhoo I've started listening to the podcast. I say that all the time

Rebecca Smith:

I do that

Angeline Compau:

drink. When I say Anywho. Guys,

Rebecca Smith:

I say what do I say? I say like, and this and that all the time.

Angeline Compau:

I don't notice that

Rebecca Smith:

I never, I never noticed that. I say that. Like in real life. It's just when

Angeline Compau:

I know it's just when I'm here. I don't do that anywhere else. I'm going to start saying another word. Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

and we say so I say that a lot too.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah, that one you do. So

Rebecca Smith:

new drinking game?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

Every time I say So, and Angeline says anyhoo

Angeline Compau:

I have to stop doing that. Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

just don't listen while you're at work.

Angeline Compau:

The next day, a man comes in to the bar sees blood on the floor and there's a whole mess because chairs are thrown about and whatever. There must have been a little struggle. He reported it to the police and they found like a bullet casing on the floor. But there it was the 1950s So there was like no DNA. They can't do anything with this bullet casing. So that case went cold,

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

Nobody knows what happened to Mary Hogan. But people are talking about it. Like the people in town are like hey did you hear about Mary Hogan. I heard she disappeared.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

And Ed's in town one day and he hears this and this is how awkward he is. He was like, hey, Mary's not missing. She's at my house.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god. Okay,

Angeline Compau:

and everyone's like okay cuckoo pants Ed over there thinks Mary's at his house. And yeah, weirdo

Rebecca Smith:

when she was but not alive Mm hmm.

Angeline Compau:

right. So a few years later, another woman disappears. And her name is Bernice warden. She owns like a Does the whole ordeal with her. hangs her hardware store in town with her family. Her son helped her run it and stuff. I think Ed goes in there pretty frequently, I think because it's a small town. I think they know him or whatever. But he goes in there. One day, it's hunting season. He knows that she's going to be there by herself. Most of the men in upside down. cuts that head off. town, especially the her son, they're gonna be out of town out of town, but they're gonna be out hunting. So he goes and shoots her behind the register. He takes her home.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

Guts her. Like slices her torso almost in half takes everything out. When they everyone gets back from hunting, her son goes looking for his mom. Pretty sure it's her son. I like 98% positive. He sees that there's blood by the register. And he looks at the last receipt slip that she fills out because I guess the back of the day because it's 1957 now they fill out little receipt slips of purchases. The last customer that she helped that day was Ed Gein. And he bought a gallon of antifreeze. So they go the he goes to the police, they all question Ed. And they're like, and he's like, No, it wasn't me. I don't I don't know. She was she was there. I just left and they're like, Okay, you know what, let's, let's pump the brakes. I think I think we're gonna have to take you in for quest, questioning. So anyway, they do arrest him, and they start searching his house. And that is when they find the mother lode

Rebecca Smith:

heads. torsos.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my God. Oh my God,

Rebecca Smith:

the guts, everything.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, they go to his property. Let me I'm gonna pull this one off of Wikipedia because the list on Wikipedia is just great.

Rebecca Smith:

You gotta love Wikipedia.

Angeline Compau:

I know. Because I started writing this list down

Rebecca Smith:

that's where most of my information comes from

Angeline Compau:

I actually I did write the list down and I was like, Why did I do that when it's right here. Stupid. They found whole human bones and fragments. A wastebasket made of human skin, human skin covering several chair seats, skulls on his bedpost, female skulls, some of them with the tops sawn off because I heard he likes to make bowls out of the skull.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god,

Angeline Compau:

so that would be a good cereal bowl.

Rebecca Smith:

Gross

Angeline Compau:

He made a corset of a female torso that was skinned from shoulders to waist. He made leggings from leg skin. They he had a lot of masks made from female faces. He they opened up a brown paper bag and they saw a face and the cop was like wow, that face looks really familiar. Oh, that's right. It's Mary Hogan.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh gosh

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah. So and then they found her skull in a box. They found Bernice warden's entire head in a burlap sack. This is not funny. I'm kind of laughing but it's not funny. Bernice warden's heart was in a plastic bag in in front of his stove

Rebecca Smith:

were these things labeled? How did they know that they belonged did they do

Angeline Compau:

that's a good question.

Rebecca Smith:

I wonder

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, go ahead.

Angeline Compau:

But they said it was her. He he put nine vulva's in a shoe box in his closet.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew,

Angeline Compau:

he cut off the vulvas.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew,

Angeline Compau:

I know. There was four noses. A pair of lips were tied to the string on a window shade.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my gosh.

Angeline Compau:

fingernails and from female fingers obviously. And the best part the best one and this is why I had to pick this guy. A belt made of nipples.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew, gross!

Angeline Compau:

And that is my sub topic because I picked the Gainesville Ripper who cut off nipples and Ed Gein cuts off nipples.

Rebecca Smith:

What is it with you and nipples?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. So that is why now you guys know this is why I picked this guy.

Rebecca Smith:

I feel like you have a nipple fetish.

Angeline Compau:

I do. I do. So they're like, it was the most horrifying thing. It took a month to take all that stuff into evidence and then It was like, they were so disgusted. They destroyed most of it.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew.

Angeline Compau:

Even though I've seen people make replicas of stuff, I Googled some of the pictures of what they might look like. It's disgusting.

Rebecca Smith:

Gross

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, don't don't do it. Although the nipple belt. It's so weird looking good, Lord. So gross.

Rebecca Smith:

Somebody made a nipple belt replica?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Out of whose nipples?

Angeline Compau:

No, not real nipples. Like, they were fake

Rebecca Smith:

oh,

Angeline Compau:

Like they made a replica of what it would probably look like it's weird.

Rebecca Smith:

It's disgusting.

Angeline Compau:

You should Google it actually.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm afraid to

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Anyway, so they he was really weird. Like, for 30 hours in question. Like, he sat in like an interrogation room and he wouldn't speak. And finally to get them to speak. They were like, come on, like talk to us. He goes, okay. For a slice of apple pie. With some Wisconsin cheddar sprinkled on top. I'll speak. And then he told him he had no issue telling them anything. And he really didn't see anything like, wrong with some of the stuff he was doing the murder part. He was really like, that part was really bad. He knows that was bad. But like the other stuff, he was like, well I was just really robbing graves. And like, I just wanted to make my projects and he he was not fit to stand trial. They

Rebecca Smith:

clearly

Angeline Compau:

he's insane.

Rebecca Smith:

Clearly,

Angeline Compau:

so he was sent to like a mental institution for a while, like, Okay, so just for because it is 1957. It was in 1968 that they actually put him on trial for the murder of Bernice warden. And he did plead guilty by reason of insanity. But they're like, he's still he's just he's a schitzo, and

Rebecca Smith:

yeah. I'm surprised they even let him stand trial.

Angeline Compau:

I mean, they didn't. They're not putting him in jail. He's spent the rest of his life in a mental institution, But

Rebecca Smith:

is he still alive?

Angeline Compau:

No. He died in 1984.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

respiratory failure.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

from he had lung cancer.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

but, but yeah, though, they definitely were like, This guy's insane.

Rebecca Smith:

He can't be alive, he'd be over 100

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He was. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

1906 he was born.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. Nine vulva in a shoe box. So they asked hi

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

they said he had like a child like almost a lot of questions, because h was pretty open about the stuf because he was just like, demeanor, like because he was so sheltered for so long. Like he just, he had no issue kind of talking about it. And they they asked him, they're like, so did you have sex with the bodies? And he goes, No, they smell too bad.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh god.

Angeline Compau:

I know. So he really didn't, he didn't do that. So I will give him that at least. But after talking to several several psychiatrist throughout the time in the institution, they were like, he had a severe Oedipus complex, like, obviously his with his mother and

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

and how attached he was to her. The one theory was that he, like wanted to be her. He wanted to he wanted to make a little skin suit and be his mom. And he even took one of those little vulvas and put it over his weiner,

Rebecca Smith:

oh god.

Angeline Compau:

and then put on women's underwear.

Rebecca Smith:

What?

Angeline Compau:

Yes, that's what he said. It's what he told them. And then, so yeah, they think that he maybe also wanted to be a woman at the same time. Maybe that was like the earliest I don't think he was like ever. Like, I don't know if he ever ate anything. They did find some parts in the fridge

Rebecca Smith:

Hanibal Lecterish

Angeline Compau:

but that's that was the Hannibal Lecter kind of pirate but I don't know if he ever I don't know if that was actually determined. If somebody knows, let me know. Somebody else theorized that he didn't really love his mother that much. And he the the reason he kept killing women that looked like her was so that he could keep killing her over and over again. You know, he didn't kill her.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

but I don't know. I don't know about that theory. So, isn't he fun?

Rebecca Smith:

It's so fun.

Angeline Compau:

And I thought about it. I was like, He's this is just his creative outlet. He's just making art. I'm sorry for Bernice and Mary, though you were killed at the expense of his art.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

sorry. But that's Ed Gein.

Rebecca Smith:

Ed Gein.

Angeline Compau:

He's nuts. But he did a lot for you know, movies the movie business.

Rebecca Smith:

the movies, A lot for psychos everywhere.

Angeline Compau:

Yey,

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Gross.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

That was good, though.

Angeline Compau:

I love that one. That's a good story.

Rebecca Smith:

All right. We're waiting for turd to get home and then we'll

Angeline Compau:

Yipee

Josh Smith:

Are we on yet?

Rebecca Smith:

You ruined it

Josh Smith:

huh? Check one

Angeline Compau:

isn't that a cool filter?

Josh Smith:

Oh, is that you?

Angeline Compau:

yeah,

Josh Smith:

you look like a

Angeline Compau:

cuz there's a filter

Josh Smith:

small Malyasian man,

Rebecca Smith:

you have to save that so we can show people your Snapchat filter that you just showed me

Angeline Compau:

let's give Josh some hair.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay

Josh Smith:

you'd make a small Malaysian man very well

Angeline Compau:

here you go

Josh Smith:

Oh yeah, know what that is?

Angeline Compau:

Yes

Josh Smith:

Sex appeal right there. Can you send me that picture? Can you like screen shot that?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

That is straight up Johnny Bravo from Brady

Josh Smith:

That is so awesome. Bunch.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god, I'm gonna send it to Rebecca

Josh Smith:

I can't wait, to send it to me too.

Angeline Compau:

I know I'm going to I'm going to send it

Josh Smith:

Oh, by the by, Great job on your parking. Well done!

Rebecca Smith:

We were talking about that!

Angeline Compau:

Thank you.

Josh Smith:

I was impressed.

Angeline Compau:

I know I was like I did that for Josh.

Josh Smith:

I do need to move the boat

Angeline Compau:

ya think?

Rebecca Smith:

was it shrinkwrapped?I didn't even notice

Josh Smith:

No

Rebecca Smith:

Did you call the guy?

Josh Smith:

He is out of business.

Rebecca Smith:

He's not doing it anymore?

Josh Smith:

What's even funnier is that so Millar was really pissed because this guy promised, remember Millar's old pontoon?

Rebecca Smith:

uh, huh

Josh Smith:

So he gave Millar a free shrink wrap last year and then a free shrink wrap this year for his giving him that pontoon. So the dude totally welched, so Millar was furious. So we were talking about it. And I said, Hey, why don't we just we both have tarps big enough. I'm like, What's the difference between the shrink wrap and a tarp? He's like, well, the snow will collapse it and i'm like yeah, but we just put the same boards up. You know, a little piece of tarp and board. Kind of like these fucking transit workers. We can never give them like, let's just, if there's two guys doing a tarp, it's just hard doing it yourself. I'm like, let's just go knock it out ourselves. So he's gonna try to find somebody if not, we're just gonna do it ourselves. It won't take it'll saave us 300 bucks

Rebecca Smith:

you're gonna wait and let him try and find somebody.

Josh Smith:

Or, I'll just call call one of my buddies over and tarp mine on my own like it's not

Angeline Compau:

don't call me I'm not helping.

Josh Smith:

Like I said call one of my buddies

Angeline Compau:

cool.

Josh Smith:

So you're not In that category,

Angeline Compau:

good.

Rebecca Smith:

Not a buddy. So, do you have a topic?

Josh Smith:

I have several. What's interesting is I don't have as many I don't have curmudgeon topics, but I did get called a curmudgeon at work.

Rebecca Smith:

Do they know that your thing is curmudgeon corner?

Josh Smith:

Um, I told them after the fact.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that's funny

Rebecca Smith:

you did?

Josh Smith:

That's what I that's what I do.

Angeline Compau:

That's what I do

Rebecca Smith:

it's what I'm known for

Angeline Compau:

it's what I do.

Josh Smith:

And I'm a curmudgeon when you guys are dicks.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny.

Josh Smith:

So first topic. I realize this may not be a COVID sensitive topic. And hey, hey take it down a notch big guy talking to the big dog. The actual dog

Angeline Compau:

thats funny

Josh Smith:

Jasper Rooney. I know this isn't great timing with respect to what's going on in the COVID world. But I feel like because people aren't willing to wash their hands and be hygenic

Angeline Compau:

gross.

Josh Smith:

I feel like it's time to bring back the stink palm.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh God

Josh Smith:

I feel like.

Rebecca Smith:

did you get that from Mallrats?

Josh Smith:

That's where it was invented. I feel like this Saturday is a good time to bring back the stink palm. Do you know what a stink palm is?

Rebecca Smith:

Did you see Mallrats?

Angeline Compau:

I assume its something smelly on your hands

Josh Smith:

so. No. First off, you need to have you know, gotten a little sweat on.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

you got to have a little ass sweat. Like you've worked out or walked or you know it's been it's been a good six hours since you showered?

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

okay. Then you take your bare hands

Rebecca Smith:

I need to show her the clip

Josh Smith:

and you rub it in your ass crack. So you don't want to eat out of your own hand for a while.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

and then you shake hands with people.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Josh Smith:

That's the stink palm.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, but again, as they point out in the movie, you then yourself are walking around with a hand that smells like shit.

Josh Smith:

small price to pay. You do need to wash your hands before you eat or touch your own face.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, but think it's worth it.

Josh Smith:

I think a stink palm is good.

Angeline Compau:

I think it's worth it, as long as you don't touch your face.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, and then deny it afterwards, I'm gonna fucking stink palm Joe turnquist Big time.

Rebecca Smith:

You know Joe's gonna hear this on Friday.

Josh Smith:

He won't hear this Friday. Will he?

Rebecca Smith:

yeah.

Josh Smith:

I guess I'm not stink palming Joe. it depends on when he mows. He listens to this when he mows his yard. So

Rebecca Smith:

well. If he's having people over Saturday, I'm pretty sure he's gonna mow his yard.

Josh Smith:

Wait there's people, I thought it was just us.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, but maybe John and Jodi might show up. I don't know. You never know,

Josh Smith:

Fuck those guys, that's right, John. Fuck you. John just beat me in fantasy football. So that was my first topic stink palm and I think for those of you guys that don't know what it is in the show, check out Mallrats. It's a very good example.

Rebecca Smith:

I'll post the clip maybe?

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Pretty funny movie, too.

Angeline Compau:

I've never seen it.

Rebecca Smith:

You haven't?

Josh Smith:

You should watch it? It's good. I think it's better than clerks personally.

Rebecca Smith:

Ah, yeah

Josh Smith:

I think in order it's Mallrats Chasing Amy and last is Clerks

Rebecca Smith:

Oh really?

Josh Smith:

I would put Chasing Amy above above clerks, I would

Rebecca Smith:

I do like Mallrats I reference that a lot.

Angeline Compau:

I have seen clerks I have not seen Chasing Amy

Josh Smith:

Chasing Amy's a good one. I think so

Rebecca Smith:

Chasing Amy is really good.

Josh Smith:

So bring back that. The second one. I'm going to give myself a kudos. That's right. Shout out to Josh because

Rebecca Smith:

Oh God

Angeline Compau:

Shout out to Josh.

Josh Smith:

And then also a shout out to Rebecca. I would like to say that I made a rock solid venison spaghetti. That was

Angeline Compau:

yeah, that you did.

Josh Smith:

Way up there. I made

Angeline Compau:

that you did

Josh Smith:

a rock solid venison meatloaf. That was top shelf that I think both Becky and Angeline liked.

Angeline Compau:

I did.

Josh Smith:

I made a rock solid venison stew which all reviews seem to be high. Becky's laughing

Angeline Compau:

five stars.

Rebecca Smith:

Is that the one that you just ate?

Josh Smith:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

I would eat again.

Josh Smith:

And Becky made a rock solid, vegetarian lasagna.

Angeline Compau:

You really did. I really liked that.

Rebecca Smith:

Thank you

Josh Smith:

So when we make things in bulk we do well.

Angeline Compau:

yeah, you guys do. And you always share with me. So thanks.

Josh Smith:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

thanks guys.

Angeline Compau:

Thanks for feeding me.

Josh Smith:

So that's just an update for the audience. Turns out I am a very good. Cook, not a baker. Cook. Right. That's the difference.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, you don't bake anything.

Josh Smith:

I don't I don't follow precise measurements and

Rebecca Smith:

you don't follow recipies.

Josh Smith:

No, no. And I can't repeat the recipes that I said were rock solid, because I didn't I don't know what I did.

Rebecca Smith:

I said this to somebody the other day, too. I think it was Jason. He was saying how he said you seem like a good cook. And I said, Well, here's the thing. I can follow a recipe. And I think I think the mark of a good cook is somebody that has imagination. I just kind of create other people's imaginations and yeah, eat them, but I know I'm not like creative like a cook or a chef would be. I don't make up my own stuff.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, it's a good point.

Angeline Compau:

No, I don't like doing that. I don't like cooking.

Rebecca Smith:

It stresses me out.

Angeline Compau:

If I look at a recipe, and it has like, more than two ingredients, I'm out.

Rebecca Smith:

Really?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that's actually actually that's the one thing I hate about cooking is I look at a recipe and I'm like, Oh, it's too much work and I get overwhelmed already just looking at it would have to do well you do it just wing it and throw some shit at a pot and call it a day.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

Josh will follow recipe like when we're having a dinner party.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

But if it's just us, then he just wants to

Josh Smith:

left to my own devices.

Rebecca Smith:

pretend like he knows what he's doing

Josh Smith:

I just roam the spice landscape. So I'm smacking Jasper in the butt

Angeline Compau:

he got spanked,

Josh Smith:

so one curmudgeon. I have a very good friend named Steve who never listens to this podcast and is really great guy. I mean, top shelf, give you the shirt off his back. Always helpful when he comes over. And he likes to go hunting with me. He doesn't want to shoot doesn't carry a gun. And, you know, go hiking and I appreciate he's fun, fun guy to have around. Great guy. And probably the handiest guy I know, I mean, really, guy could build a house from scratch, which I can't change the light bulb.

Angeline Compau:

What?

Josh Smith:

I'm terrible. He's really helpful.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

so we go hunting. And here's the funny part. I don't mind that Steve wants to have a few beers before you go hunting. I'm not gonna have a few beers before I hold the gun, but but I don't care if he drinks.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Josh Smith:

And the problem though, is when you hunt, you gotta be still for a long period of time, and if you've guzzled back, you know, four or five beers.

Angeline Compau:

you gotta pee

Josh Smith:

And that takes a lot of noise. Because you got to you can't just pee sitting down all over yourself. I mean, you can.

Rebecca Smith:

Diaper

Angeline Compau:

I think you should

Josh Smith:

but

Angeline Compau:

yeah, diaper.

Rebecca Smith:

I've mentioned diaper before, and nobody wants to be on board with it. But I'm telling you,

Josh Smith:

yeah, it's not gonna happen. So I'm out getting ready to go hunting with him. And we pull up to the parking lot, which is, you know, a public parking lot. It's, you know, it's grass. It's not, it's, it's outside of the woods. It's a field. This is not like a high traveled area. But the people who do travel are A. fellow hunters and B. the Department of Natural Resources. So you know, if you pull a deer out there might ask for it to your tag, or if you're pulling your boat out, let me see your fishing license. And these are pretty good guys. Like they've never given me a hard time. So we're getting, we're parked outside there and we're getting changed into our hunting clothes because we you know, they're in the bed of the truck so we don't get scent all over them. You know, Wilbur scent.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, Yeah, okay, I get it now.

Josh Smith:

I'm sitting there putting on my overalls and stuff. I look up and there's like beers lined up on the edge

Angeline Compau:

of course you do. of the bed of my truck. And I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, I thought I'd get a couple more before we went in there. And I'm like, Steve, what do you think that the DNR is going to do when they pull up and they see a bunch of beers with two guys getting ready to go hunting? Well, you never told me it was wrong. I'm like I told you it was right just to start drinking beer in the fucking parking lot. Like don't you think you could have had that in the car like I'm down with you drinking beer. Just not like right where I'm gonna get caught. And he's mumbling, he's a mumbler by the way, it's classic. So it's like a quarter mile or half mile walk down a trail, and then to some thick woods to get to the stand. He's fucking mumbling for like 400 yards through stick stuff. I never knew it was not okay to drink beer in the woods. Fina ly, and I want to turn around and say something now, but you g t to be quiet. So I finally t rn arund and i'm like, will yo fucking shut up about the beer. I let you fucking drink it I l t you fucking drink it. And no you're gonna piss. And then e's looking at me and I'm ike and another thing, The fuc are you doing wearing sun lasses were in the woods t ere is no, there's no light. And you're gonna sit ther and you're gonna be you're onna bitch and moan about your ucking sunglasses the whole t me. So we're sitting there. I m an, not 45 minutes into our sit which you got to be quiet. Hey

Josh Smith:

So then, you know, gets up makes all the noise, I got to take a leak. no shi , dumbass. pees, sits down. He's got his sunglasses on. Hey, can you open up the backpacks so I can take my sunglasses off. opens the backpack, unzip, zip stuff's clicking around. And I look over and so we got there like 230. So it's now about 430. And you've got two and a half hours left. You're gonna sit out there. The best two and a half hours for hunting. I look over I said, Steve, you got to put your coat on now before you get cold. It's too hot. Like it's not hot. You're going to sit still. You're going to get cold. Put your coat on now I don't want to put it on when primetime comes.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I'll be fine.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, god.

Josh Smith:

So here it is. Six o'clock the last hour hunting is like 90% of times when you shoot something. six o'clock. Hey, hey, do we have time for me to put my coat on?

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

And I said no, you fucking gonna stay cold. It doesn't matter cuz I gotta get up and take another leak.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

So then he says, how come we never I've never gotten a deer when Steve went hunting with me. Every time I every time I get a deer, I get one when I go alone,

Angeline Compau:

of course,

Josh Smith:

or with Scott Claxton. So he says to me after the hunting goes here, we never really see deer. I'm like, No, we don't. Because you're fucking with me getting up and pissing every two minutes. It's classic.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

So the moral of the story is, if you're gonna go hunting with a buddy, go and have a beer you want. I'm down like, as long as I'm carrying a gun, or a crossbow. But try to stay quiet. Just make an effort. He used to bring like beef jerky and all these things and wrappers I mean, it's like opening a wrapper in the woods. You can hear? I'm like, Oh my god. So now I've told him no more snacks. You can't bring snacks. You can't bring those crinkly bottles of water where you touch it. Let him bring the aquafina bottles. Even though they cost more.

Rebecca Smith:

You need one of those pee bags like we were talking about last time strapped to your leg.

Josh Smith:

He's still has to stand up. Oh, I think Beck heard me when I told him I texted him and I heard on the phone. He has one of those really thick Carhartt jackets that they're great. I'll give Carhart that I have a lighter carhart jacket good quality but they're loud as shit. They're stiff. You can't move around. And it's constantly like right it sounds like somebody's like running sandpaper over wood you're hearing. I'm like, Oh my God. I told him, you bring the fucking jacket. I'm gonna burn it. you bring that fucking jacket here. I'm gonna burn it. Do not bring that jacket in my house. What does he fucking show up with the fucking jacket. I did. I wouldn't let him take it. I said here's one of mine.

Rebecca Smith:

Joshua, you're so mean

Angeline Compau:

That's funny

Josh Smith:

You're not Fucking wearing that jacket.

Angeline Compau:

Hunting is serious.

Rebecca Smith:

Geez,

Angeline Compau:

and he should know the rules by now

Josh Smith:

yes, so we sat out there for four and a half hours and we didn't see a damn thing.

Angeline Compau:

I wonder why.

Josh Smith:

Steve

Angeline Compau:

is uninvited

Josh Smith:

I love you, but you're loud. No, It's good for Steve to go out and see the outdoors and

Angeline Compau:

you know he can't come anymore because he scares all the deer away.

Josh Smith:

He does scare the deer away. He Does

Rebecca Smith:

Defence thing.

Josh Smith:

His First thing is my feet are really hot. Well, they're not gonna be hot four hours. Just Just accept it.

Angeline Compau:

Right?

Josh Smith:

Part of hunting, look, you cannot be comfortable

Rebecca Smith:

Were his feet hot cuz he was drinking?

Josh Smith:

The feet were hot because you were boots. And when you walk out there, you get hot, but you're going to sit still for four hours and temperatures in the 30s and 40s. And I don't care, you're going to like if you're not moving, you're getting cold.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

And part of that just you just gotta take it

Rebecca Smith:

see, I don't know why that appeals to people.

Angeline Compau:

I don't either. I want nothing to do with it.

Josh Smith:

Neither of you are welcome in my ground blind or

Rebecca Smith:

Me either. treestands thank God

Angeline Compau:

good. I don't want to be there. And you know what? If I was invited, I would drink all the beer and I would pee all the time.

Josh Smith:

No, you and Steve. Here's what we're gonna do.

Angeline Compau:

I would wear Carharrt

Josh Smith:

You and Steve can hunt half a mile away from me and slay all the beers you want?

Angeline Compau:

I bring all the crickley Waterbottels

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Yeah, now I'm okay. And I know this is illegal with packing beer. Because if you get a deer, once you've discharged your weapon and you unload it where it's safe, then you know you got to do some gruesome, you know, gut get all that stuff out. But I'm okay at that point sitting down having a beer

Angeline Compau:

that's sick

Josh Smith:

in the woods. Now, I know the DNR may take exception, but I feel like I've not done anything unsafe. At that point. The weapon is safety, then I've cleaned the deer out. I'm just getting ready to drag it for the next two hours. So last off, I'll have a beer breakout. Now. I'm okay with that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

but you can't

Rebecca Smith:

are you allowed to have open containers on state land?

Josh Smith:

No. the other thing is you can't open a beer quietly. No matter how hard you try in the woods. It's gonna go shh.

Angeline Compau:

yep

Josh Smith:

Or if you do if you try to acquire it's gonna go sshhhhhh. Like it doesn't like doing it slower. Doesn't make it better. So Steve and I have had that discussion, too. Like I tell him if you're gonna bring some beers in the stand, you have to pop all of them up. Boom, boom, boom,

Angeline Compau:

right now

Josh Smith:

sit there. If you knock them over, you knock them over.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. You know, I'd be the best person to hang out with because I would get bored after 20 minutes and I would take a nap for four hours.

Rebecca Smith:

You've fallen asleep before.

Josh Smith:

I fall asleep is almost every time you take a little nap. It's hard to do when you're in a tree stand because it's not very comfortable to sit.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

But in the ground blind then a camp chair. I have my feet up. I put my hat over my eyes. I probably missed i don't know.

Angeline Compau:

I was gonna say you probably missed a lot of deer.

Rebecca Smith:

Even in peak rut season. You didn't see any deer.

Josh Smith:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

I have a curmudgeon to bring up.

Angeline Compau:

Ooh,

Rebecca Smith:

remember how I got yelled at for making plans during the rut?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

When, I haven't. Guess who made plans during the rut?

Angeline Compau:

Why?

Josh Smith:

So this dovetails into my next topic. I'll explain to you why because the stars have aligned. And in this case, they've aligned spectacularly. First off, Michigan State is undefeated. A top 10 team 2nd off, Michigan fucking loser ass Wolverine shitbags are also

Angeline Compau:

I was just about to say aren't they undefeated, too,

Josh Smith:

and they're a top 10 team. And they meet this Saturday in East Lansing.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, are you going?

Josh Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

but ESPN Game Day is gonna be there college game day. Which is a big deal. And

Rebecca Smith:

Why aren't we going?

Angeline Compau:

We should?

Josh Smith:

Well, we can't get tickets now.

Rebecca Smith:

I am sure I'm sure we can on StubHub.

Josh Smith:

I'd be open to that. But our friends have invited us over to watch that game and I'm not going to hunt during the game and watch that game.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna watch my Spartans beat the Wolverines. And all of you fucking Walmart fans will cry.

Angeline Compau:

I'm not gonna watch it because

Josh Smith:

You're a Walmart fan.

Angeline Compau:

No, I think it's better luck for my team if they

Josh Smith:

what's you team again?

Angeline Compau:

if I don't watch it. Okay, I'm just gonna say normally I do not even give a crap. I could not give less of a crap about this game or the teams or football in general. However, if you are rooting for state, I will be rooting for U of M. So

Josh Smith:

we don't want you we don't want you as a fan anyway

Angeline Compau:

so there

Josh Smith:

good. Good.

Angeline Compau:

That is that

Josh Smith:

You're a small minded person.

Angeline Compau:

however, they are both Michigan teams. So either one winning is a win for me.

Josh Smith:

And who won last year just so we're clear on this topic.

Angeline Compau:

Wouldn't know,

Rebecca Smith:

no idea.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Josh Smith:

You know

Angeline Compau:

Oh, okay.

Josh Smith:

For the for the listening audience, the 1000s of you, Michigan State.

Rebecca Smith:

For you Greg Louganis, Michigan State.

Josh Smith:

Oh, I haven't done it yet. But I want to say

Angeline Compau:

we should ask Greg.

Josh Smith:

Shout out to Greg and Greg. If you could do me a favor and post on your followed websites and social media that you're a Michigan State fan. I personally

Rebecca Smith:

somebody posted something put up something on Facebook that said shout out a celebrity and see if they respond to you. And guess who responded to their celebrity shout out.

Josh Smith:

Who?

Angeline Compau:

Greg Louganis?

Rebecca Smith:

Greg Louganis.

Angeline Compau:

That's because He's the Best.

Josh Smith:

Has he shout it out to us lately?

Rebecca Smith:

No

Angeline Compau:

We haven't shouted out to him either

Josh Smith:

Greg, I'm over here pining for your shout out

Rebecca Smith:

for your attention

Josh Smith:

fucking pining over here. Come on. i'm like your biggest fan.

Angeline Compau:

You have to tweet him.

Josh Smith:

I don't know if you know this. But of all your friends. Every friend. You know, the first of all those friends to tweet is me.

Rebecca Smith:

What?

Angeline Compau:

You don't tweet

Rebecca Smith:

you don't tweet.

Josh Smith:

I didn't. But when it first came out, I was with you. I did a tweet.

Angeline Compau:

He tweeted.

Josh Smith:

I tweeted

Angeline Compau:

nice.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think you did. I don't think you were the first to have Twitter.

Josh Smith:

of everybody. We know I was the first to tweet. Seriously.

Rebecca Smith:

I think thats a lie

Josh Smith:

it was a long, long time ago.

Angeline Compau:

When did Twitter come out?

Josh Smith:

I remember her so long ago. Over a decade ago.

Angeline Compau:

He doesn't even know

Josh Smith:

No, I'm serious, I tweeted,

Rebecca Smith:

I don't even think he knows what it means.

Angeline Compau:

I don't either.

Josh Smith:

I tweeted. I did tweet. I don't appreciate you guys calling me a liar.

Rebecca Smith:

What was it? What do you tweet

Josh Smith:

so

Rebecca Smith:

let me see.

Josh Smith:

So I don't even know if I can pull it up. I mean,

Rebecca Smith:

cuz you didn't do it.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Pics or it didn't happen.

Josh Smith:

I tweeted, I need Joe who knows this to be historical fact that to comment, Jasper shut the fuck up. I don't need you to tweet Jasper shut the fuck up. Joe, I need you to tweet that I tweeted first. Look, I don't even think I have it on my phone anymore. But I did tweet.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, how convenient.

Josh Smith:

so back then I think I wason a Crackberry and I had to tweet from the computer.

Rebecca Smith:

Why were you on Twitter on a Blackberry? Is that even possible?

Josh Smith:

Oh, no, I wasn't on the Blackberry. I had a Blackberry back then. And I tweeted from the computer.

Angeline Compau:

Let me see when Twitter came out,

Rebecca Smith:

Josh, I find it hard to believe that you were on Twitter when you didn't have Facebook or anything else you didn't know how to hook up you Facebook, I probably had to sign you up

Josh Smith:

I did it just to say I did it. And in fact, you did help me do it. I don't think it helped you tweet. You helped me get everything set up and I tweeted some like you know John Paul or something from the American Revolutionary War, some obscure historical fact.

Rebecca Smith:

Lies

Josh Smith:

It's not a lie

Angeline Compau:

2006 2006 is when it was launched

Josh Smith:

yeah, I tweeted hardcore.

Rebecca Smith:

Hard.

Angeline Compau:

I bet.

Josh Smith:

I was back then they called it twitting and I was

Angeline Compau:

I believe you are a twit.

Rebecca Smith:

Burn

Josh Smith:

Speaking of the burn like I didn't understand this text back from Becky. And I don't understand it.

Rebecca Smith:

What?

Josh Smith:

I don't understand your response to me when you said oh

Angeline Compau:

was it me.

Josh Smith:

Why is that dog crying

Rebecca Smith:

because he's a fucking asshole.

Josh Smith:

Why? What is I said? Holy cow. It's a normal person weekend coming up and my wife text me your basic. I don't even know what that means.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, that's funny, because we're basic. You said it's a normal person weekend. And I said we're basic. Your basic.

Josh Smith:

I don't

Angeline Compau:

that's a good thing.

Rebecca Smith:

Your basic bitch.

Angeline Compau:

I'm a basic bitch.

Rebecca Smith:

Your basic bitch having a normal person weekend.

Josh Smith:

We don't have those very often.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. That's what I said.

Josh Smith:

So wouldn't that mean I'm not basic if I don't have very often I don't understand what basic means

Rebecca Smith:

I know. That's the whole problem.

Josh Smith:

did you just make a goat sound?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Can I just say that you did not check. And now I'm upset.

Josh Smith:

I did too. When I first started the show.

Angeline Compau:

I didn't hear it

Rebecca Smith:

I know you said hmm, but you didn't check.

Angeline Compau:

You didn't check

Josh Smith:

I think right.

Rebecca Smith:

We'll check the transcript

Angeline Compau:

you can replay this

Josh Smith:

and find out that you're wrong.

Angeline Compau:

You didn't check.

Josh Smith:

Okay, so how much money do you have in your wallet?

Angeline Compau:

No, I don't want to play that game with you.

Josh Smith:

Let's just bet

Angeline Compau:

no,

Josh Smith:

you got 10 You got 20 What, you got?

Angeline Compau:

no

Josh Smith:

no more of this fucking single stuff.

Angeline Compau:

Hey, she's with me. We already were she said

Rebecca Smith:

I didn't hear you do it. I heard you clear your throat

Josh Smith:

I'm willing to put 20 bucks on it.

Rebecca Smith:

But I often tune you out just because that's my nature.

Josh Smith:

So do you want to put 20 bucks on it

Angeline Compau:

no now you got me questioning myself?

Josh Smith:

That's not hard to do.

Angeline Compau:

I know. Look what you made me do?

Josh Smith:

oh, and a shout out to Angelina for taking care of Wilbur and Jasper for a solid week.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

I had to call her one night so I'm not gonna be home till midnight. Can you stay and work the second shift?

Angeline Compau:

I did.

Josh Smith:

I found the snakes were in different parts of the house.

Angeline Compau:

I know we were playing

Josh Smith:

There's a lot of snake play with Angeline and Jasper.

Rebecca Smith:

that not sound good.

Angeline Compau:

It does it but there was a lot of snake play.

Josh Smith:

I will say Wilbur, not a fan of you anymore. Notice he's not around like I think you fucked him over.

Angeline Compau:

No, we were friends.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you cuddle?

Angeline Compau:

We did cuddle. I gave him his can I let him like Jasper's can

Josh Smith:

He does like to lick that can

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he he got his his gravy goodness.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

he got his pack of food

Rebecca Smith:

which I can't find that anywhere. So he's gonna have to go back to the swill that he's not gonna like

Angeline Compau:

Oh really? Cuz I was gonna start buying it for my cat.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, I don't know if it's like that whole cargo ship thing but I can't they don't have it online. They don't have they didn't have it at PetSmart last time I went so

Angeline Compau:

lame Wilbur and I had a good time. Jasper was definitely my buddy though.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I think Wilbur was when I got home like he was like, a clingy or wherever I went. He was like, right next I turn around. There's staring at me,

Rebecca Smith:

cuz he's used to me being here.

Josh Smith:

I go to the Bathroom. He's there. He's laying next to me in bed. He's laying next to me on the couch. Like wherever I went. Wilbur would go I'm like Angeline's not giving this cat any attention.

Angeline Compau:

I was too.

Rebecca Smith:

Alright. Do you have anything else?

Josh Smith:

I had good topics.

Rebecca Smith:

You did

Angeline Compau:

I liked your story about Steve.

Josh Smith:

Steve. Steve.

Rebecca Smith:

Steve. Steve.Steve. We're doing a Friendsgiving on Saturday on Friday night. Are they going?

Josh Smith:

Am I doing this?

Rebecca Smith:

You? Yes. You told me to RSVP. Yes,

Josh Smith:

friendsgiving

Rebecca Smith:

at John and Jodi's

Angeline Compau:

do you not know who that is?

Josh Smith:

but Friday we have dinner with Gary and his wife.

Angeline Compau:

What you double booked?

Rebecca Smith:

Josh, I'm going to punch you in the face?

Josh Smith:

Friday the 29th.

Angeline Compau:

Did you guys double book?

Josh Smith:

I swear I told you,

Rebecca Smith:

you said John and Jodi John and Jodi's thing on Friday.

Josh Smith:

This is this Friday?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Uh oh,

Angeline Compau:

Uh, Oh, you guys.

Josh Smith:

We've never been double booked in our entire life and never we never were hardly ever booked.

Angeline Compau:

Let alone double

Josh Smith:

So we have friendsgiving. What does friendsgiving again?

Rebecca Smith:

What they're doing like cocktails and appetizers party.

Josh Smith:

What are we giving?

Rebecca Smith:

It's just called Friendsgiving. Honey. It's like a Thanksgiving but with friends.

Josh Smith:

This is gonna be a problem.

Rebecca Smith:

Well then, you need to figure it out, because you're the one that said

Josh Smith:

I thought their's was.

Rebecca Smith:

you kept saying dinner with John and Jody.

Josh Smith:

No, I was saying Dinner with Gary.

Rebecca Smith:

No, you were not you were saying John and Jody.

Josh Smith:

So this is gonna be a problem.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh, this is great. This is great.

Josh Smith:

So which one do you want to go to?

Rebecca Smith:

I already told John and Jodi, that we were gonna be there

Josh Smith:

Well we already toldt two people are gonna go this is gonna hurt somebody, who do we want to hurt?

Rebecca Smith:

Why can't we just move Gary to like Thursday or something? Or next weekend?

Josh Smith:

This is the truth of matter is Gary is kind of a douche

Angeline Compau:

You guys are in a pickle?

Josh Smith:

Kidding, I'll ah, I'll call Gary and explain the problem.

Angeline Compau:

Guys are in such a pickle

Josh Smith:

I am gonna blame you, just so we're clear

Rebecca Smith:

fine, blame me, I don't care.

Josh Smith:

What time does it start on Friday?

Rebecca Smith:

730

Josh Smith:

so I gotta go straight from work, I think

Angeline Compau:

quite the pickle.

Josh Smith:

I don't want to both drive. So why don't I come home? And then we'll go?

Rebecca Smith:

because you'll be home late.

Josh Smith:

No, no, no, I will get home by seven or earlier. And then we'll just be fashionably late.

Rebecca Smith:

If you're if you're not going to be home by seven, then I'm leaving without you.

Josh Smith:

I'll be home. When am I ever late?

Rebecca Smith:

Always,

Angeline Compau:

always.

Josh Smith:

Actually, I'm never really late. Unless it's from work. Like I don't. I don't go. I left my phone at the bank. I turn and go back.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm just saying if you're not going by seven.

Josh Smith:

And you know how I went to. I knew I was trying to text you I'm on my way

Rebecca Smith:

Why don't you want to drive separately? What's the big deal?

Josh Smith:

When you go I have a designated driver.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that's it?

Josh Smith:

That's a good point. Oh, it's a strong point.

Rebecca Smith:

So we can just leave your car there.

Josh Smith:

That's a long ass drive.

Angeline Compau:

If I had a Friendsgiving and you guys showed up in separate cars, I would be like, Hey, I think

Josh Smith:

Let's Be clear. This is not paradise. there's trouble in paradise. They're not driving together. I'd start rumors.

Rebecca Smith:

Nobody thinks this is paradise.

Angeline Compau:

I'm just saying, I would start a rumor, Did you see they drove separately?

Josh Smith:

I don't even care for these people.

Angeline Compau:

I'm just kidding

Rebecca Smith:

You're such a liar.

Josh Smith:

I do like John and Jodi. I love John John's.

Rebecca Smith:

These are all your friends.

Josh Smith:

So who's going? Oh, yeah, Rick is going with his wife. I've never met Rick's wife. Rick's probably the funniest guy I've ever met.

Rebecca Smith:

So there you go. So wait, you're so you double booked us?

Josh Smith:

Did I did I have to call Gary tomorrow.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't remember ever you ever mentioning dinner with Gary.

Josh Smith:

I am gonna pull up texts

Angeline Compau:

I don't think he did

Rebecca Smith:

he didn't

Josh Smith:

and text proof of said conversation. So

Rebecca Smith:

So What are you finding over there?

Josh Smith:

Just Just a second. A lot of texting.

Angeline Compau:

A lot of texting

Rebecca Smith:

between you and me

Angeline Compau:

a lot of dirty pictures.

Rebecca Smith:

There's not that much texting between you and me

Josh Smith:

Jasper stop jamming your snout up in me. Fucking snouter.

Angeline Compau:

Wow. He sneazed on you

Josh Smith:

There's some discussing about good temperatures for hunting.

Rebecca Smith:

Snooze

Josh Smith:

It's in here I'm gonna find it cuz I did text you

Rebecca Smith:

you might have texted me that they wanted to have dinner you did not text me a date and time. I don't think

Josh Smith:

I did. I just gotta prove it. I Really did. September, Juliette invited us over to watch the game.

Angeline Compau:

oohh,

Josh Smith:

something about a cake and whatever.

Angeline Compau:

Cake sounds good.

Josh Smith:

And then oh, how do you make my calendar oh, no that there's a picture dune which was

Angeline Compau:

Oh you guys,

Rebecca Smith:

we watched it. Did you watch it?

Angeline Compau:

No. But my mom wanted to read it. She goes, Can I read that dune book? I said Yeah. And she told me today she goes wow, that's a really hard one to get into. And I go I know that's why I never finished it. Anyhoo she's like, I'm working on it. You didn't tell me it was sci fi and I was like, Oh, well. does that change anything Do you does? Are you gonna stop reading it? No.

Rebecca Smith:

I got through

Angeline Compau:

You just didn't tell me.

Rebecca Smith:

I got through the first part of the movie and then I was tired. I went to bed.

Angeline Compau:

Ah, that's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Josh watched the whole thing he liked it

Angeline Compau:

was it everything you thought it was gonna be

Josh Smith:

I thought it was great

Angeline Compau:

and more?

Josh Smith:

I think that

Angeline Compau:

better than the original

Josh Smith:

you're just being shit about it right now.

Rebecca Smith:

He's gonna, He's gonna watch it. This is what he says. He goes I need to watch it again. To get the neuances.

Josh Smith:

A lot of

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

Nerd.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

Nerd.

Angeline Compau:

So is it better than the original?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, for sure.

Josh Smith:

For sure.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, good. Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

for sure. Better than the other movie. I thought from what I saw it stayed pretty true to the book in the beginning of the book. So

Angeline Compau:

how far did you make it in the book you just said

Rebecca Smith:

I finished the whole of part one.

Angeline Compau:

Okay?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I'm almost done with part one. Like, I'm not too far off. But

Josh Smith:

It was when I told you it was right. You said I have dance class.

Rebecca Smith:

How far back are you going? Now?

Josh Smith:

Remember you said I have dance class.

Angeline Compau:

How far Back Are you going now?

Josh Smith:

Going into September?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Okay. and it's the end of October.

Josh Smith:

Listen

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

that's That's because you didn't write it down.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

excuse me. I'm not the one that's scheduling this dinner. It's your friends. I've never met these people

Josh Smith:

I communicated this effectively.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think you did.

Josh Smith:

Listen, I

Rebecca Smith:

Josh, here's what here's what happened. I can guarantee you what happened. Gary wants to have dinner with him and his wife. Okay, cool. Set it up. Anytime. What? Probably a Saturday. Okay, I have dance. On Saturday, or Friday or Saturday. I said, I teach until 645. Set it up, whatever you want to do. And then he kept saying something about John and Jodi invited us to that party. Did you respond? I said, No, I haven't responded yet. And he goes, Well, okay. Well, I already said that. We were going like, okay, cool. So I'll let him know. And then Jodie texted me. And I said that to the other day to see you said, Did you tell John and Jodi that we are going and I said she actually texted me. And I said yes, I forgot to RSVP. But yeah, we'll be there. So do you not remember that conversation.

Josh Smith:

I Remember? I just didn't know is the same day. It's Friday.

Angeline Compau:

This is a hoot

Josh Smith:

You know, I don't. I'm gonna find that fucking text tonight.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, you're already back in September. I don't think you are.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, now's the time to make your bet. How much they ask him how much he wants to bet 20.

Josh Smith:

I'm no longer Interested in betting on this topic.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, no. We're betting on it. Now.

Rebecca Smith:

You know what, it's gonna be a futile thing anyway, because who knows who the hell he texted because it could have been on a group text.

Angeline Compau:

it could have been with me, he does that

Rebecca Smith:

It could have been anybody

Josh Smith:

strong point,

Rebecca Smith:

but it probably wasn't me.

Josh Smith:

I have to search through every text.I'm going to be up all night looking for this fucking text

Angeline Compau:

He sends in the group chat with me in it, some text for Rebecca, it's hilarious

Josh Smith:

I did text Gary earlier this week said Hey, should we invite Carrie and he didn't respond. So maybe I never actually responded to him either.

Angeline Compau:

I bet you didn't.

Josh Smith:

Maybe I didn't double bookus. Maybe it was just all part of a plan and I forgot the plan

Rebecca Smith:

and you didn't share the plan with anybody else but your own brain.

Angeline Compau:

I wouldn't be surprised

Josh Smith:

like we talked about the sperm donor honey.

Rebecca Smith:

What?

Josh Smith:

I said as long as they don't look like me

Rebecca Smith:

oh,

Angeline Compau:

you said your IQ is good. And I'm questioning your IQ right now. I don't know now,

Rebecca Smith:

we're questioning the whole smart thing

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, your sperms out

Josh Smith:

I don't know what I did

Rebecca Smith:

Well, let Gary know that. I'm sorry. We're not able to meet up this week. Maybe we can we can schedule it for another week.

Josh Smith:

I'm sorry. My wife double booked us

Rebecca Smith:

I did not

Josh Smith:

and didn't assess the calendar and

Rebecca Smith:

you can say that.

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna blame you.

Rebecca Smith:

But I will let the truth be known when we actually go to dinner with Gary.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

I'm obviously not going to take you with me at this point

Angeline Compau:

You're out

Josh Smith:

I know Gary has a hot tub but I don't want to go to his house go in the hot tub.

Rebecca Smith:

Why aren't you Gary and Carrie just going out to dinner.

Josh Smith:

Um, Gary and his wife Sherry That's why he doesn't want to invite Carrie

Angeline Compau:

why, what's with all these rhyming names?

Josh Smith:

Carrie and Sherry

Angeline Compau:

that's just weird

Josh Smith:

that would be funny.

Rebecca Smith:

So why are you Gary, and Carrie going out?

Josh Smith:

I don't know why. Gary and I always get along so we should hook up? We could never go out? We worked good because Brian that fuck would have gotten all upset about it. You know?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't care why you would care about that. But anyway, here's the thing it's kind of like being in a reunion like why would I want to sit there and listen to you guys talk about old work shit.

Josh Smith:

I think you would like Gary he's this kind of guy he would he would like a lot

Angeline Compau:

you know what? I think if you're gonna be there it's gonna be really boring and that we should all pass

Rebecca Smith:

pass

Josh Smith:

You weren't invited just so we're clear.

Angeline Compau:

I don't want to go but I think I think

Rebecca Smith:

your, your name doesn't end in an airy

Angeline Compau:

That's right

Rebecca Smith:

You're not invited

Josh Smith:

oh, did you tell her that she has offended Joe

Angeline Compau:

I offended Joe?

Josh Smith:

Oh yeah, Joe sent us a text. Oh, Joe

Rebecca Smith:

did you read it?

Josh Smith:

I gotta I gotta find it. I apparently can't find any of the texts I've sent maybe I can find

Rebecca Smith:

it was to you and me.

Josh Smith:

Angeline pet the dog when I look at my phone.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Josh Smith:

I gotta find it, hold on.

Rebecca Smith:

So it was something like so Angeline hates me now too. Because you said something like, he probably said Fuck you, Joe. And then you said

Angeline Compau:

that's what I always do.

Rebecca Smith:

I know

Josh Smith:

that's what you should do

Rebecca Smith:

your bandwagoner.

Angeline Compau:

I was just gonna say I'm on Josh's bandwagon of hating Joe is nothing personal. I just

Josh Smith:

Oh wait, wait, here we go. Listened to a recent podcast. Now Angeline doesn't like me either. Too funny. Her her quick To judge knee jerk reactions are so much like a youngen and I love that part, let me re-read that, her quick to judge knee jerk reactions are so much like a youngen and I was great well well said Joe

Angeline Compau:

I'm a bandwagon hater

Josh Smith:

tell her she'll have a whole new approach as she grows wiser and moves out of mom's house

Angeline Compau:

Ha

Rebecca Smith:

Burn

Josh Smith:

I think you're making a massive assumption A. that she'll grow wiser and frankly

Angeline Compau:

I will not

Josh Smith:

B. that she will move out of her mom's house

Angeline Compau:

that too

Josh Smith:

Joe, she has cats and she lives with her mom

Angeline Compau:

Yep.Yeah, so I don't even know why you care what I think anyway

Rebecca Smith:

and he says Keep up the good work guys. I'll keep listening as I cut the lawn

Josh Smith:

safe travels which was to Becky

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, that was to me

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

so basically he likes the show he doesn't like you

Angeline Compau:

that's fine

Josh Smith:

he's making assumption which I think you guys more credit you deserve that you will grow wiser I will not

Rebecca Smith:

Listen, this is what happens we can't have

Josh Smith:

and that you're not going to live with your mom forever.

Angeline Compau:

That I can't do.

Rebecca Smith:

we can't have any

Angeline Compau:

I will not live with my mom forever.

Rebecca Smith:

We cannot have any type of nice relationship with people because Josh runs his mouth on this podcast

Angeline Compau:

and I'm a bandwagon hater and you're a bandwagon hater.

Josh Smith:

That's the part I love the most about you

Angeline Compau:

I know

Josh Smith:

I like your band because I like to bandwagon hate to

Angeline Compau:

yes

Josh Smith:

I do. I just stink plamed Angeline by the way. I have been sitting here with my dirty left hand take it in Oh I took it in guys Oh yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Ew,

Josh Smith:

so when you guys when I said I had to go downstairs what I really did was I stink palmed my left hand

Rebecca Smith:

great

Josh Smith:

I didn't really but I wish I had

Rebecca Smith:

You have been rubbing it all over Jasper too

Josh Smith:

that would have been fucking awesome.

Angeline Compau:

I would have told everybody that too I'd be like, Oh my god. He totally stink palmed me he got me guys.

Josh Smith:

So I really gotta figure out how to stink palm somebody now.

Rebecca Smith:

Why it's so gross. Why do you want your own hand to smell like shit?

Josh Smith:

I don't, but I want their hand to smell like shit and then not didn't deny it came from me.

Rebecca Smith:

So gross.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, just go wash your hand right after it'll never know.

Josh Smith:

Can't wait to do that.

Angeline Compau:

It's gonna be funny.

Josh Smith:

I so can't wait to do it.

Angeline Compau:

It's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

So gross. All right, are we done?

Josh Smith:

we're done and did you tell them what our next snack box is? Just a little plug if you will. That's what we say in the biz a plug.

Rebecca Smith:

Can you say it in the accent?

Josh Smith:

Angeline, that's not a butt plug. Just so we know. So maybe you're not interested.

Angeline Compau:

I'm not, I'm out.

Josh Smith:

I don't know what a New Zealand Honey, we know I can't do accents. I can't either. I can't do New Zealand. It's close to British.

Rebecca Smith:

Australian I think

Josh Smith:

which is also close to Britain.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

cuz I'm. I got no offense, man.

Rebecca Smith:

It's from New Zealand.

Angeline Compau:

Hi Wilbur

Rebecca Smith:

So, should be fun.

Josh Smith:

So you can say I have some shrimp on the barbie I can't say it

Rebecca Smith:

That's Australia I don't know if they say that in New Zealand

Josh Smith:

They're very close to each other geographically.

Angeline Compau:

They might be offended if you keep saying

Rebecca Smith:

I think so

Josh Smith:

so New Zealand is famous for wool.

Rebecca Smith:

It is?

Josh Smith:

I think they have a lot of sheep

Rebecca Smith:

Did you just make that up?

Josh Smith:

Oh no, no. they got a lot of sheep.

Rebecca Smith:

I really feel like you just made that up.

Josh Smith:

Swear. One we're going to look up the

Rebecca Smith:

what are New Zealanders called like a nickname.

Josh Smith:

Sheep

Angeline Compau:

Sheep.

Josh Smith:

New Zealanders

Rebecca Smith:

kiwis.

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah, they are. I knew that.

Josh Smith:

So the British are called limeys the French frogs and what are Australians called? convicts?

Rebecca Smith:

What?

Josh Smith:

That's how Australia was populated.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god,

Josh Smith:

That's where they sent all the convicts.

Angeline Compau:

That's cool.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think we would just call them all convicts. Now.

Josh Smith:

I don't think that would be acceptable either.

Rebecca Smith:

No

Angeline Compau:

kiwi. a go go.

Rebecca Smith:

Sorry, Australia. For Josh's offensiveness.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

sorry, Joe turnquist for Josh's, defensiveness.

Josh Smith:

Sorry, not sorry

Rebecca Smith:

sorry to any of our friends that Josh has offended.

Josh Smith:

Sorry for all the names that we're gonna cut out because I tried to get into personal lives

Rebecca Smith:

exactly,

Angeline Compau:

you can get into my personal life. Just wait.

Rebecca Smith:

Wait till we're off the air.

Josh Smith:

It's more fun on the air. People want to know

Angeline Compau:

I know they want to know,

Rebecca Smith:

Angeline, people want to know about you and your love life.

Angeline Compau:

Nope. That, What's to know?

Josh Smith:

look, right now all they know is you live with your mom and you have a cat. That's not good. Let's let's give them some color.

Angeline Compau:

Some color?

Josh Smith:

you got a brother That's an oak with 7000 kids.

Angeline Compau:

Yep,

Rebecca Smith:

you have another brother

Josh Smith:

that's also got 7000 kids

Rebecca Smith:

he's probably solid oak material too.

Angeline Compau:

He is he's pretty cool.

Josh Smith:

Right? I met your mom. She seems like a nice lady and how she puts out with you.

Angeline Compau:

She is so fed up with me.

Josh Smith:

Somebody in your household doesn't know how to flush the toilet.

Angeline Compau:

Right.

Josh Smith:

So what we know about you is cats live at home. Good Brothers.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

And somebody in the house doesn't flush toilets. We you need to introduce your personal life because it can't get worse. Let's let's hear about what's going on. Angeline you wear shirts that says I like penis. I mean, come on.

Angeline Compau:

I do.

Josh Smith:

You can't talk about you know your dating life.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know who's listening.

Josh Smith:

That's a good point.

Angeline Compau:

I got a lot. A lot. A lot of people at work. Listen,

Josh Smith:

Greg Louganis listens.

Rebecca Smith:

Greg Louganis would like to know up?

Josh Smith:

He you would like to know

Angeline Compau:

Greg Louganis.

Josh Smith:

Okay, if you had to tell Greg Louganis, what's going on your personal life.

Rebecca Smith:

Angeline, we have several single male followers to want to know what's going on.

Josh Smith:

Hell yeah, there's a lot of single dudes watching this show.

Angeline Compau:

Hey,

Rebecca Smith:

listening,

Angeline Compau:

here. Okay, single dudes can slide into my DMs.

Rebecca Smith:

Ooh,

Angeline Compau:

I will probably turn you down.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, why?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know, it depends

Josh Smith:

How does one DM another? I don't know. I don't understand how to do this

Rebecca Smith:

I did show her a video of one of the guys at my reunion that she thought was cute. What if he slid into your DMs?

Angeline Compau:

I would probably say

Josh Smith:

what does this mean? slide into the DMS?

Angeline Compau:

It's a direct message

Josh Smith:

like a text?

Rebecca Smith:

in Instagram like,

Angeline Compau:

yeah in instagram,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I think

Josh Smith:

Does a text count as a DM?

Angeline Compau:

I feel like it could

Rebecca Smith:

well, they're gonna have her number.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, they're not gonna have my number, but.

Josh Smith:

Oh, so you don't need somebody's number to DM on social media.

Rebecca Smith:

No, on like social media. Yeah, just slide into their DMS.

Angeline Compau:

I mean, yeah. Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I'm not very familiar with this.

Angeline Compau:

And then and then when you do that, I will probably ignore you.

Josh Smith:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

why though, I don't get it.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. I've had I've had rando dudes. Message me and they say the most dumb shit.

Josh Smith:

Let's like let me hear an example.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, but what if they don't say something dumb?

Angeline Compau:

Okay, if you don't say something dumb,

Josh Smith:

but let's hear some dumb things. what did he say

Rebecca Smith:

What's dumb mean

Angeline Compau:

dude. Okay, so let me just say that my friend you're hot. Mallory. She has she has a ton of followers. She got like five

Josh Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

you're hot. How's your day? You're hot. 6000 people following her on Instagram. And she when we were You're hot.

Josh Smith:

You were in Florida. on our little trip to Florida, a bunch of people started following me. And this one dude, in particular, he messages me like every day and I finally I'm like, I ended up blocking him or whatever. But he messaged me. Every day

Angeline Compau:

But it was this was for a long time and I ignored it and I delete it. I'm like, delete.

Rebecca Smith:

So you never even like responded to him.

Josh Smith:

You should have responded. You're not.

Angeline Compau:

i That's a good one. So I never,

Rebecca Smith:

or I know

Angeline Compau:

I've never met this person. I've never talked to you. But you comment on everything and just randomly send me a message every day.

Josh Smith:

It was me

Rebecca Smith:

He likes you.

Angeline Compau:

He He has said that

Rebecca Smith:

Josh's sliding into your DMs.

Angeline Compau:

I want to I want to wife you up. I would give you all the passwords to my bank accounts. I want to

Josh Smith:

Wait a minute now, let's delve into this guy a little bit.

Angeline Compau:

I want to cuddle you so hard.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

that's creepy. No, do that ever. Okay.

Josh Smith:

Well, did you at least ask him how much is in the bank account? That would have been a relevant question.

Angeline Compau:

It's it's

Rebecca Smith:

these are young dudes, the guy that you thought that I was cute that I showed you picture that he's an older guy knows how to handle himself.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

All right. So we have a good show. I want to stop the show. I want to rewind to the very beginning so I can scream vindication.

Angeline Compau:

No you did not

Josh Smith:

just for the audience. I'm going to go and say vindication now cuz I already know what we're gonna find a motherfucking check.

Angeline Compau:

What happens if we don't? I'm going to punch you in the face.

Josh Smith:

And I'm going to rat tail you right in the ass again.

Angeline Compau:

I would Yeah. I wanted to talk about that for a second. Why? Why?

Josh Smith:

There was a wet towel in the kitchen. And I what do you do when you get a wet towel in your hand? Your rat tail somebody. That's what you do.

Rebecca Smith:

I've never heard it called the rat tailing.

Josh Smith:

you twirl it up like a rat tail.

Rebecca Smith:

I know but I've never called rat tailing

Angeline Compau:

he got me like right in the ass. Hurt like a bitch.

Josh Smith:

It was awesome

Angeline Compau:

I didn't even see it coming. I couldn't even like it caught me so off guard. I was like what just

Josh Smith:

it was one shot too. It wasn't like a lot. There was no practice. I just walked up and happened? It was awesome.

Angeline Compau:

It was not

Josh Smith:

it was the highlight of my week right now I just want you guys to like Greg Louganis would have said yes. Well done, sir. Well played. I see Greg Louganis, a swimmer would know what a rat tail is.

Angeline Compau:

I'd bet

Rebecca Smith:

He's a diver.

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna have a bruise

Josh Smith:

good point but he spent a lot of time in pools

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna bruise

Josh Smith:

wet towels

Angeline Compau:

maybe a welt Hey,

Josh Smith:

there's Wilbur. alright so audience shout out and Greg we'd really like to get some sort of response and this don't you get free coffee from somebody?

Rebecca Smith:

What

Angeline Compau:

buy us a coffee

Josh Smith:

yeah, Becky does all the work on this show.

Angeline Compau:

Buy her a coffee

Josh Smith:

Somebody her a fucking coffee

Angeline Compau:

buy her a coffee

Josh Smith:

it's like $2

Angeline Compau:

No, it's a donation thing if people want to donate to our podcast on our website but don't just don't

Josh Smith:

well just give her two bucks so we can see we made a coffee on this fucking show already

Angeline Compau:

alright so you can say we monetized?

Rebecca Smith:

We monitized

Josh Smith:

yeah, we monitized. then I can go spike in Claxton's face and say monotized, Bitch

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh

Josh Smith:

I still love you scott

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my gosh

Josh Smith:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

all right. Later bitches

Josh Smith:

later

Angeline Compau:

my ass hurts

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