Oct. 8, 2021

Episode 29 - Scream! It's the Gainsville Ripper!!

Episode 29 - Scream! It's the Gainsville Ripper!!

This week kicks off our inspired by real life horror series!!  Angeline takes us through the Gainsville Ripper case, which was the inspiration for the movie Scream.  Josh joins us to talk about a lack of basic table manners in society!  Be sure to follow us on all social media!

Transcript

Rebecca Smith:

bHi

Angeline Compau:

What the hell?

Rebecca Smith:

You're giving me eyes, I thought it was my in.

Angeline Compau:

Oh

Rebecca Smith:

hello my back hurts. This is what happened.

Angeline Compau:

Tell me about that.

Rebecca Smith:

I haven't I get back spasms and I haven't had them in like a super long time. And I went and got a massage on Friday. This is like the one instance where massage like I get out and I'm like, Oh my God, my back, my back hurts so bad.

Angeline Compau:

oh my

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

she just rubbed you down too hard

Rebecca Smith:

it was a bum diggity, but yeah, so my back's been hurting ever since and then I had to clean this today.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

both places so I was like,

Angeline Compau:

Oh man,

Rebecca Smith:

I know

Angeline Compau:

go get another massage.

Rebecca Smith:

I only get them at the beginning of every month. Once a month

Angeline Compau:

I need to start getting them

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, I want to do that, they have one of those pod things those sensory deprivation pool things like those pods.

Angeline Compau:

Those freak me out. I'm not doing that

Rebecca Smith:

really? why?

Angeline Compau:

No, I don't want to

Rebecca Smith:

are you claustrophobic?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, a little bit and not even just that being like, in the close space, but

Rebecca Smith:

I would totally do it.

Angeline Compau:

No, like, sensory deprivation. I've seen Stranger Things.

Rebecca Smith:

It's supposed to be like you are in the womb

Angeline Compau:

No, not doing it no.

Rebecca Smith:

Iv'e seen Stranger Things

Angeline Compau:

I'm not doing it! you'll see what happens. Weird things. Stranger Things happen.

Rebecca Smith:

Anyhoo. What's up?

Angeline Compau:

Not much. got my hair done.

Rebecca Smith:

I know it's all dark.

Angeline Compau:

It's all dark and

Rebecca Smith:

scary.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

goth

Angeline Compau:

yeah. A little goth only because I wear all black. So like, I was looking at my outfit the other day and I was like, people might think that I'm a witch

Rebecca Smith:

it is Halloween.

Angeline Compau:

So my nephew Levi told me the day I got it done. It was like obviously really dark.

Rebecca Smith:

Uh huh.

Angeline Compau:

And he was like, you could be a witch for Halloween. Or a black cat. Or, or a bat then I was like thanks those are all really good ideas. I'll think about that.

Rebecca Smith:

I crack up when April does her posts with Walker where he just falls asleep anywhere.

Angeline Compau:

did you see him in the dog bed?

Rebecca Smith:

he was in the dog bed than she posted that one where he was just like, hunkered down in the hallway?

Angeline Compau:

I love that. That's me. I could sleep anywhere.

Rebecca Smith:

So good.

Angeline Compau:

Probably takes after me.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Love it.

Rebecca Smith:

I cannot.

Angeline Compau:

I yeah, a lot of people can't have special talent.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I have it.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I want it noted for the record that I did reach out to you last night after 9pm to go to Coyote Joe's, and I was rejected.

Angeline Compau:

I have company in town. It's not my fault

Rebecca Smith:

I'm just saying

Angeline Compau:

I told you that last week that was your fault.

Rebecca Smith:

But you also said that we would all go out somewhere.

Angeline Compau:

I thought about that. But then I was my company's luggage got lost and they didn't even they didn't come to their house. They got in at

Rebecca Smith:

excuses, excuses,

Angeline Compau:

like nine.

Rebecca Smith:

That's when I texted.

Angeline Compau:

That was like right when they got there. So I wasn't like hey, you want to leave

Rebecca Smith:

Let's bounce

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Or do you care if I leave? Goodbye?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, just say that.

Angeline Compau:

Can I leave?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I'm just kidding. Just kidding. I don't want to be rude to my guests

Rebecca Smith:

Don't be rude.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, I see that my cousin like, once every five years I guess I don't even know when the last time I saw her was

Rebecca Smith:

oh really.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

And where are they from?

Angeline Compau:

Portland.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, that's. That's right.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. And my uncle is here. Also, he's from Alaska.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh. Is this the one that you guys all go see?

Angeline Compau:

Okay, yeah. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm tired.

Angeline Compau:

Well me too but you don't see me whining about it. Geez. JK.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Angeline Compau:

JK.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, so

Angeline Compau:

you're gonna wait, wait a minute. You're gonna go to the game with me on Friday?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. And I told Josh and Josh said he's in too.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, good, good. My nephew made the homecoming court.

Rebecca Smith:

He's a sophomore, right?

Angeline Compau:

Yes. So he's, he's the Duke and his girlfriend is the Duchess.

Rebecca Smith:

So what does that mean?

Angeline Compau:

It means.

Rebecca Smith:

So you have you have the people that are nominated for King and Queen.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah those are Seniors.

Rebecca Smith:

Right.

Angeline Compau:

Yep.

Rebecca Smith:

And then are multiple people nominated from each class or just

Angeline Compau:

No, just the two like.

Rebecca Smith:

A boy and a girl

Angeline Compau:

Yep. So freshmen are

Rebecca Smith:

So he was nominated out of the whole sophomore class then.

Angeline Compau:

yes,

Rebecca Smith:

that's awesome

Angeline Compau:

freshmen are Lord and Lady.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

Duke and Duchess.

Rebecca Smith:

Emergency Alert.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

tornado warning again. Oh no, that's an old one.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, there's tornado warnings tonight. Anyhoo, Juniors are prince and princess.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, yeah. So Lord and Lady Duke and Duchess, Prince and Princess and then

Angeline Compau:

king and queen

Rebecca Smith:

King and Queen.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. So anyhoo The point is that my brother and sister in law are gonna walk him down the field.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

and it's gonna be adorable. And I want to take pictures. I want to get right in their face with my camera.

Rebecca Smith:

Are you allowed on the field?

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

no.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

no.

Rebecca Smith:

Are we doing something after?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. Probably not.

Rebecca Smith:

Why?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. What are we supposed to do?

Rebecca Smith:

Go to Rob and April's house and have a bonfire or some food.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. You know what they have? They have a fireplace inside. Can we sit around that?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah, is it gonna be cold.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. bonfires make you smell

Rebecca Smith:

Oh. We don't have to do a bonfire. We can just go to their house and hang out.

Angeline Compau:

Let's invite ourselves over.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. Because I feel like it's right there

Angeline Compau:

it is. We could walk.

Rebecca Smith:

We could park at their house. Take pictures before walk to the game.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

And then. Well, I probably can't because I have to teach but you can.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Rebecca Smith:

Then we'll

Angeline Compau:

just cancel class that day.

Rebecca Smith:

I know nobody showed up on Friday. So

Angeline Compau:

again.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. I have a feeling nobody's gonna show up because it's just Candace

Angeline Compau:

It's homecoming.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. I don't know if Candace goes to Brandon thogh.

Angeline Compau:

I'm not sure. I don't know. I do know that Saturday for the dance. My two nieces and my nephew. So I don't think my other nephew is going but I want to I want to get in their faces with my camera too. I'm gonna be wherever they're at taking pictures. I'm gonna show up.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, I was supposed to have a hair appointment with April on Saturday. And she canceled me

Angeline Compau:

for Ella. Yeah. You snooze. You lose

Rebecca Smith:

she didn't cancel me, she moved me. I should say so now I'm doing it Tuesday.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, oh, well, then you actually don't snooze. She's coming in special for you.

Rebecca Smith:

That's right Bitches!

Angeline Compau:

Well,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Well, guess what? It's a new month.

Rebecca Smith:

I know.

Angeline Compau:

A New month

Rebecca Smith:

October.

Angeline Compau:

So tell everyone what our theme is.

Rebecca Smith:

It's gonna be horrorish.

Angeline Compau:

whores,

Rebecca Smith:

whoresish. So it is scary movies that were based on real life.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Events or people or inspired by

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

yes.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. Which I think is pretty neat.

Rebecca Smith:

That's our theme. And you are up first since I shit the bed with Bill and Monica Lewinsky last week,

Angeline Compau:

which I did go home and

Rebecca Smith:

did you watch it?

Angeline Compau:

immediately watched it with my mom. My mom was like, linda tripp is just a jealous bitch. Yeah, yes she is.

Rebecca Smith:

You say Mother. Don't say those words around me.

Angeline Compau:

She didn't say bitch. She said linda tripp is jealous.

Rebecca Smith:

You're such an embellisher

Angeline Compau:

I just like to add words because

Rebecca Smith:

it enhances it.

Angeline Compau:

Right? Right.That's what I'm saying

Rebecca Smith:

That's funny

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, no, she didn't say that part. I added that for affect.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. I don't know if that show has started yet. I need to look because I get Hulu The day after so I need to see if it started yet.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, I do too.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

So so you're up first

Angeline Compau:

It's me. It's me guys. And so I picked a cool one is one that I actually I really like for myself and I didn't find this out till way later. But it is the Gainesville Ripper. And it inspired the screenplay for scream. I know. Little known fact

Rebecca Smith:

which I just

Angeline Compau:

take that in

Rebecca Smith:

recently rewatched again, because it's on my movie list. But

Angeline Compau:

I looked for it today to watch it again.

Rebecca Smith:

You know why it was on HBO and they just it ended at the end of the month so they just took it off HBO

Angeline Compau:

no I don't have HBO it must have been on Hulu, too, because it was something and I went to go watch it and it's not there.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Everything changes over the beginning of the month.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, stupid.

Rebecca Smith:

You can it's on AMC I think. I don't know why I looked it up and it was like free on AMC or something like that.

Angeline Compau:

I don't have that.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

I don't have it, but it doesn't matter

Rebecca Smith:

you can do a free trial. Anyhoo,

Angeline Compau:

yeah, that's true. That's true. I just need your password and stuff for HBO and all the other things that you have. Can I have your passwords.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, it's the password is the same for everything, so

Angeline Compau:

don't tell me that I'm going to get into your bank account.

Rebecca Smith:

I mean, for all of my TV stuff, it's the same because my sister usees it too.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

both of them.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. So do you know anything about this?

Rebecca Smith:

Um, well I know about the movie scream.

Angeline Compau:

But you

Rebecca Smith:

no,

Angeline Compau:

you didn't hear about this case when it was happening?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think so.

Angeline Compau:

Because it happened in 1990.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think so.

Angeline Compau:

So,

Rebecca Smith:

I was a junior in high school, so probably not

Angeline Compau:

this would have been but like, these are people you're age

Rebecca Smith:

They would have been murdering me?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Where's Gains, Where's Gainesville,

Angeline Compau:

Florida.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, well then no,

Angeline Compau:

that's where the University of Florida is. I think. So. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Interesting.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, tell me.

Angeline Compau:

So this is what happened guys

Rebecca Smith:

So what happened

Angeline Compau:

this is it. this guy? His name is Daniel Harold rolling.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

we're gonna call him Danny. Because that's how I like to refer to him. And that's how ABCs 2020 referred to him. So Danny,

Rebecca Smith:

okay,

Angeline Compau:

which is where I got most of this. There's an awesome special on 2020, which you can watch on Hulu.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

called the devil in Gainesville.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

it's super good.

Rebecca Smith:

I'll probably watch it tonight then

Angeline Compau:

you should. It's fantastic. So, August 24 1990. This guy, Danny. He goes into the apartment of Sonia Larson and Christina Powell. And they're freshmen at University of Florida. Their first day of the fall semester is like the next day or something like that. They had just moved into this apartment. Not even unpacked fully. Just got there, whatever. don't even have a phone hooked up yet. So like, he breaks in at night, and murders them. pretty disgustingly. Like Christina is on the couch. he skips past her for a minute. He's like, go check the bedroom out. Finds Sonia. I might have that backwards I should probably read this.

Rebecca Smith:

I should probably read my notes

Angeline Compau:

Probably should

Rebecca Smith:

get it right Angeline we are nothing if not accurate completely to the letter on this podcast.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,well, okay, now here it is. So yeah, Sonia Larson was on her waterbed.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, waterbed

Angeline Compau:

yes. And so he he went to the bedroom first kills her. I'm gonna trigger warning everybody here. There's a lot of sexual assault in this case. So I'm just gonna warn you, and I'm not going to talk about it. Just know that they all were

Rebecca Smith:

sexually assaulted.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. So he stabbed her in the arms, the torso.

Rebecca Smith:

Wait, before they were killed? Were they sexually assaulted? or after?

Angeline Compau:

before

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I just wanna make sure

Angeline Compau:

they're what I read somewhere that one of them was after, and I didn't know which one it was, and neither did ABC and they didn't talk about it. So,

Rebecca Smith:

okay.

Angeline Compau:

I'm gonna say that maybe it didn't happen, but I read that one article that it did. It's whatever.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, before

Angeline Compau:

before, that's where I'm gonna go with

Rebecca Smith:

okay.

Angeline Compau:

She gets stabbed all over. His thing that he likes to do is get them naked. Clean up their bodies a little bit. He does, you know, bind their wrist and their feet and stuff with duct tape. And then that's before when he's killing them,

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

But then after he takes all the duct tape off, and he poses or bodies in some provocative positions,

Rebecca Smith:

ew,

Angeline Compau:

it's pretty gross. Yes. So he likes he like, lays them out on the bed. legs, spread open fans their hair all out. It's pretty weird.

Rebecca Smith:

I feel like this is another movie, but Okay,

Angeline Compau:

maybe? Maybe,

Rebecca Smith:

okay, go ahead.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm seeing images in my head. And that's why I don't know. Okay,

Angeline Compau:

um, he uses a footlong military knife to stab them. He sliced off her nipples.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god.

Angeline Compau:

It's great. And so then he kills her and he goes back into the living room.

Rebecca Smith:

He sliced off her nipples before she was dead?

Angeline Compau:

Maybe he did it after? I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm sorry.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know that part. But I know their nipples were sliced off

Rebecca Smith:

I just have a really hard time with torture.

Angeline Compau:

It's bad. It's bad. So then yeah, he goes back into the living room where Christina was sleeping on the couch. He stabbed her to death. And she was also posed provocatively she was stabbed five times in the back.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

I think her nipples were also sliced.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Why?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

Why

Angeline Compau:

don't know. So Danny is like, just he just is in the mood for a spree.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

so he's not done. He's like, Like, that was fun. I'm going to do that again. And so, eight hours after the first two murders, there's another one. It's the next day. So it's August 25. He goes to the apartment of Krista Hoyt, and she is a Santa Fe Community College student and she's going to school to be a police officer. And I think she's working at a police station too nearby so he broke into her apartment and she wasn't home. So he waited for her and then when she came home, he put her in a chokehold, and you know, and then he killed her. So he stabbed her in the back when they were, you know? Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Really?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah, he was. Yeah, it was. It was not good. Then he decapitated her

Rebecca Smith:

how did that happen? How was Oh, so he was doing it from behind? oh god

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, I'm nodding by the way. Yeah. But then he cuts her head off.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, God,

Angeline Compau:

she was already dead when he did that. So

Rebecca Smith:

even still,

Angeline Compau:

so. You know?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't get that. Why is he gross?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know, though. He posed her body. So she's like sitting on the edge of the bed, feet planted on the floor her legs open, and her body is hunched over

Rebecca Smith:

without a head

Angeline Compau:

without a head. He strategically places her head on the bookshelf across from the bed so that it's facing the body and that anybody who comes into the room will see that first. It's sick.

Rebecca Smith:

sick,

Angeline Compau:

I know. I know pause for dramatic effect.

Rebecca Smith:

I was I was thinking I thought you were gonna say he put the head somewhere else but I was like, I was preparing myself for that just given the information I've been getting from you.

Angeline Compau:

I know. Right? I know. I know that.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

so anyhoo now police are like freaking out because they know for sure that these two crime scenes are related. Because of the duct tape. The bodies being posed all weird, and all that good stuff. They're like crap. Okay, and so they're like freaking out

Rebecca Smith:

serial killer.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. And not only that, everybody else in frickin Gainesville is freaking out because schools starting all these students are getting murdered. And like the whole town goes into just

Rebecca Smith:

shut down.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god, panic.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Apparently, like everybody was going to the store and trying to buy guns. They're trying to buy anything that like bats that you can

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, weapon

Angeline Compau:

weapons, any sort of thing like that people were, you know, hunkered down in their kitchens with their knives and rolling pins. And it was insane. I guess they said that all the locks at the hardware store had been bought out.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god.

Angeline Compau:

It was weird. It was like

Rebecca Smith:

did you not already have locks on your doors? People

Angeline Compau:

They wanted extra protection.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

extra protection. Then a few days later, there's another murder.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Same MO. He goes after this girl. But she Her name is Tracy Paulus by the way. And she lives with her roommate. His name is Manny. And he goes after her. Manny being there, even though they're roommates and they they're not dating. They're just best friends. He puts a friggin damper on his plan because you're not supposed to be there. And he wants her so he had to kill him too. So he doesn't fit the profile. But, you know,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

it's stupid because he was there and

Rebecca Smith:

right,

Angeline Compau:

whatever. So

Rebecca Smith:

wrong place wrong time.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, but I mean, it is what it is.

Rebecca Smith:

Sucks to be you Danny

Angeline Compau:

So, so he's he sneaks into the house, right? He breaks in the apartment. Sorry.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

he breaks in. He sees Manny and he's sleeping on the couch. stabs him right in the stomach. Manny wakes up and he's like, What the fuck, and he's a big dude. He played football. He was like a huge burly guy. And so he tries to fight off Danny. And it's like a whole big mess. So anyway, he doesn't win he gets stabbed 31 times.

Rebecca Smith:

Manny does,

Angeline Compau:

yeah. Yeah. In the meantime, what's her face? Tracy? She wakes up. She tries to hold the door. He breaks in the door. She's got her curling iron, like she's gonna do something with it.

Rebecca Smith:

was it on?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. And so I mean, that didn't really work out for her either. So I mean, she gets stabbed.

Rebecca Smith:

So she This is what I'm not understanding. Do you not hear the other person getting murdered in the other room like was Manny not like screaming or doing stuff? So why would you then not just immediately try and get out like jump out a window or?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know,

Rebecca Smith:

I don't get it.

Angeline Compau:

Excellent question.

Rebecca Smith:

Thank you.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.I guess we can't ask her.

Angeline Compau:

No, we can't. So she's found on the living room floor displayed. You know, her bits? Yeah, that's a bummer.

Rebecca Smith:

bits and bobs.

Angeline Compau:

That's a bummer.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

So

Rebecca Smith:

now was Manny posed to or no?

Angeline Compau:

no

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, cuz he's a guy.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah. At least if he was I don't know. So here's another weird thing that happened before Manny and Tracy got murdered. Danny went to go rob a bank, this first Union Bank down in Gainesville, he went to go rob it, he needed money. He pulled out a ski mask goes in the bag, the teller gives him a bag full of money, but like slips a dye pack in there. So you know, whatever, he gets away, nothing really comes of it. Later on, like somewhere in the day, a police officer is like hanging out and he sees this strange dude, dip into the woods just goes into this wooded area. And the guy's like, that looks really suspicious. I'm gonna follow him. And so he follows him and finds this campsite in the woods. And they don't know at the time, but that's where he's been living. It's like, behind the University of Florida. And it's like, close enough to all these apartments. So they don't know that that's where he's been living. They just find this campsite. And they're like, this is really weird. And they find the bag of money. And they're like, oh, the dye pack went off.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

And they don't find the guy. They don't know where he went off to. He just dipped out. But they find that they find cassette tape recorder and like the tape, and they find something else. Maybe it was a ski mask. I don't know, maybe I should look at my notes. So yeah, they find this stuff. They don't do anything with it. Oh, it was a screwdriver.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

they don't do anything with it right away. They take it back to evidence. And because they don't know that he's the murderer. They just think he's the bank robber at this point

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

So they find this stuff. They just bag it and they take it into evidence. They're like, Okay, this is just for the bank robbery. We just got to look this guy now. So this is another weird part of the story. That was like kind of confusing. But this lady was from Shreveport, Louisiana. And she's watching TV. And she's like, looking at all the news on these murders that are going off, right? And she's like, that's really weird. And it had a similar MO to some stuff that happened in Louisiana a year prior. Yeah. And she's like, I wonder if it's this guy rolling that she knows. She's like, this is really, really weird,

Rebecca Smith:

like similar murders in Louisiana.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. So in Louisiana, in 1989. It was November 1989. Three people, Thomas Grissom, Julie Grissom, and Shawn Grissom. And Thomas was Julie's father. And Shawn was her nephew.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. So he was eight. Shawn was eight. Julie was 24. Dad was 55. And rolling came in and he murdered them all. And he posed Julie in a weird position. And the other two they just was weird. You just forget you guys.

Rebecca Smith:

So did he escape or something?

Angeline Compau:

He never got caught. He never got caught

Rebecca Smith:

so how did this lady know who it was?

Angeline Compau:

So this lady Her name is like Cindy, something or other. And she. She was friends with him. They met at church. And he she'd been to their house before and her husband kept saying, Cindy, this guy is weird. He keeps saying weird shit to me. And she's like, What do you mean? Like, he's fine. Isn't he's just a little different. He's in. He was like, Okay. And so then the next day or whenever next time they see him. He's like, No, you know what, Cindy? I'm not joking around. This guy can't come to our house anymore. He's just done that I'm done with him. She's like, What did he say? And he's he says, Danny just told me he has a problem. And she's like, okay, what's the problem? Well, he said his problem is he likes to stick knives into people. Right?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god,

Angeline Compau:

yeah. And she's like, Okay, cool. Yeah, we're not gonna hang out with him anymore.

Rebecca Smith:

Did he report it to the police?

Angeline Compau:

No, because they were like, he might just be a lunatic. So they're like, maybe maybe he says that, but I don't know. But they didn't say anything.

Rebecca Smith:

I will called the police and been just listen, this is what's up. You have this guy. This is what he's saying. Just to let you know.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah. So may of 1990. He gets in a fight with his dad. And there this is in Louisiana. He's living with his daddy and his dad apparently was not a good person. kind of beat them as a kid. He was a police officer, not a nice guy didn't have a really good childhood. So I don't know what their fight was about, but like I know they got in a fight. And Danny rolling shot his dad between the eyes. And he survived because it was like a not, it was a small caliber gun

Rebecca Smith:

oh my gosh.

Angeline Compau:

So he's survived. He's got some permanent damage,

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

He lost an eye and a ear, but he didn't die. But after that happened, I think he told that lady Cindy he was like, hey, i'm dipping out, I got some stuff to do whatever he's like, I'm gonna go to a nice place where there's beautiful women on beaches all the time. And that's just where I'm going to go. And she's like, okay, weirdo. So, there's a warrant out for his arrest anyway,

Rebecca Smith:

okay.

Angeline Compau:

He's, oh, he's always had issues with the law. He's always he's always Yeah, he's always had shit going on. He's got he'd been arrested in Georgia, Louisiana, for robbing grocery stores and weird things like that. So this isn't new

Rebecca Smith:

What have I been doing with my life?

Angeline Compau:

I know

Rebecca Smith:

he's accomplished so much.

Angeline Compau:

So

Rebecca Smith:

and here I am

Angeline Compau:

right. So he jumps out of town after he shoots his dad,

Rebecca Smith:

right

Angeline Compau:

And everyone's like, okay, weird. Now that No, nobody knows that he did those murders, you know, down the street. Nobody knows that.

Rebecca Smith:

But do they know that he shot his own father in the head?

Angeline Compau:

They do know that.

Rebecca Smith:

And they just let him dip out on it.

Angeline Compau:

Well, they couldn't find them.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, this is so weird

Angeline Compau:

couldn't find him.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

so he is in Gainesville,

Rebecca Smith:

right

Angeline Compau:

And this lady. She sees all this stuff going on in Gainesville. And she's like, interesting. I'm gonna call crimestoppers and just say, I think you need to look into this guy. So she does. And so they start looking into it

Rebecca Smith:

it seems like they weren't really looking that hard for him if he's telling people where he's going and

Angeline Compau:

no,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

no, and forgot to mention another big part of the story.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Well, we'll rewind we'll rewind a little bit because this is how he majorly gets caught but rewind before they figure this part out.

Rebecca Smith:

That it's him?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

okay.

Angeline Compau:

They are desperate to find anybody that they think could have done it because everybody's in complete panic. So they're freaking out. So they were getting a bunch of tips about this weird freshmen at the University of Florida named Edward Humphrey and look up his photo it's terrifying he was apparently in a car accident and there were scars all over his face, which I feel really bad but it's scary. And he is bipolar. And he was often

Rebecca Smith:

I fell like I know that name but okay

Angeline Compau:

so he they originally thought that he was the murderer and they got a bunch of tips and they were like he's hanging out in these woods and he's just been you know, you know lurking around campus being weird and like just weird stuff. So they were like, okay, let's bring him in. So they brought him in and apparently they had enough to kind of detain him and and then during that time while he was in custody, all the murders stopped.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

so like they really realize this is the guy

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

yeah, it was super weird. So here's the other thing that happened though was they had DNA from rolling from you the the assaults they had his semen and they found out he's a secreter.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew,

Angeline Compau:

I know

Rebecca Smith:

I hate that word

Angeline Compau:

I know what which it just means that you can catch like you could tell somebody's blood type.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

from your junk.

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

Gross. But he had type B blood

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Angeline Compau:

this guy Humphrey, who's in custody right now because everyone thinks he did it and they're about to totally

Rebecca Smith:

fry him

Angeline Compau:

yeah for this crime. Find out that he has type A blood

Rebecca Smith:

oh shit

Angeline Compau:

and now they're like fucking freaking out.

Rebecca Smith:

That's right.

Angeline Compau:

That's Yeah, the're freaking out here.

Rebecca Smith:

police work did not pay off in that instance.

Angeline Compau:

Right? It was Wilds So anyway, that was all going on. While the news and every the media is covering all this stuff, and the lady is calling Crimestoppers. That's all going on in the background.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Meanwhile, now they're onto this rolling guy. And they're like, crap, let's let's look him up. And they see that he's got this huge record. And then he's notorious for robbing places. And they're like, maybe, just maybe he did that robbery at that bank.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

And they were like, holy crap. Let's look into that for a second. So they go back to the evidence locker, pull out that stuff and that cassette tape that they just threw away in the evidence and didn't listen to that, like, all this stuff, saying his name, all this describing of things that he did to the girl

Rebecca Smith:

So like confession tape almost.

Angeline Compau:

Not, not Exactly

Rebecca Smith:

but saying like what he did

Angeline Compau:

Like describing certain things that only he would know. Like, and describing how he killed animals and weird, weird shit, but they're like, Oh my god, this is our guy. And if we had just listened to that tape earlier, yeah, yeah. Because they didn't think it was related, but they were stupid. And they were so focused on finding a serial killer.

Rebecca Smith:

if you find a tape, a cassette tape, a videotape anything at any type of crime scene.

Angeline Compau:

100%

Rebecca Smith:

I would listen to it

Angeline Compau:

100% me to the guy on 2020 straight up said that.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

he was like, we messed up there. We did not listen to that tape

Rebecca Smith:

my bad guys.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, we messed up. That was that was bad. But yeah, he's even said he goes, Yeah, we could have closed that a lot sooner if we listen to that tape, said his name. Right. And he goes, this is Danny. Harold rolling, right? And I'm like, oh my god. Ya weirdos.

Rebecca Smith:

My social security number is...

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it was Bizarro.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god.

Angeline Compau:

So then they do some investigating, they find out that he he is a match for the DNA. He is type B. And they're like, Oh my god, this is our guy.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

This is it. And they caught him

Rebecca Smith:

where'd they catch him. Do you know?

Angeline Compau:

Well, so he was remember when they caught him? robbing a grocery store?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

so, did I mention that?

Rebecca Smith:

No

Angeline Compau:

let me mention that.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. So it was 10 days after the last murder of Tracy and Manny that he robbed a Winn Dixie, like, somewhere in another Florida town.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

And they had him in custody. At prison, not prison, a jail 40 miles south of Gainesville,

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

So while he was there, they were like, Hey, we need that guy. And, yeah, so they had him.

Rebecca Smith:

That's good.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that was so then he goes to trial. And he gets indicted for five counts of first degree murder. And at first He's like, no, not guilty. We're like,

Rebecca Smith:

okay, guy

Angeline Compau:

come again? Then he kind of he changes his tune later. And a whole other aspect of this is that he tries to confess through another inmate one of his friends. It's stupid. It's a whole big thing is dramatic. He's a psycho. Even the other inmates in in prison would come comment later. And they were like, He's nuts. Like, Bizarro.

Rebecca Smith:

Did he get the death penalty?

Angeline Compau:

Hell yeah, he did. He was found guilty on all counts,

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

And he got the lethal injection on October 25 2006.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, so he's gone

Angeline Compau:

Suck It. Yeah. So the whole story though, with the scream thing.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

In, like, 1992 I don't know that your might be off, but that his name was Kevin Williamson. He's a screenwriter. And he was watching the news. And he came across the story. And he was like, kind of scared at the thought that somebody was lurking around and like maybe your backyard or something, and couldn't come in through the door window. So he actually got up while watching the special and was like, I should check my windows and my doors and make sure everything's locked. It's like cuz that's kind of freaky.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

So that was kind of his first like, oh, that would be a really good idea for a movie. Now there's not like a ton of parallels that tie the movie and the real story together

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

The couple things that I wrote down that I noticed that I and I kind of picked up on was like the whole student thing obviously

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

That was the main

Rebecca Smith:

right

Angeline Compau:

that there was two killers that they thought for a while that

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah,

Angeline Compau:

there was the two like, uh

Rebecca Smith:

Uh huh,

Angeline Compau:

cuz they kind of

Rebecca Smith:

These two didn't know each other though.

Angeline Compau:

They didn't but for a hot minute, there was a reason they thought they would be they may have been accomplices and I was like, that was a stretch but whatever guys, I think because they didn't want to admit that they were wrong about the one guy

Rebecca Smith:

probably

Angeline Compau:

whatever the body's being like mutilated

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

yeah. That was weird. Danny rolling they tried to ask him like what his motive was for the killings and he was like I don't have one they kind of say in scream

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Whatever

Rebecca Smith:

It's the Millennium

Angeline Compau:

What did he say to his quote was your doesn't always have to be a reason for it or something. What How did was is

Unknown:

it's the millennium, you there doesn't have to be a reason.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. Yeah, that's it. That was he kind of pulled that from

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

And then the town, the small town being in chaos,

Rebecca Smith:

shutting down.

Angeline Compau:

And then the media frenzy because

Rebecca Smith:

oh, yeah, Gail Weathers.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. The whole the whole time that was going on. Apparently there was like a ton of media attention where people were flying in from everywhere to try and cover this story. And the police chief was talking about it and he was like it was really annoying because reporters would follow us they would hang outside the police station, follow us to go do interviews with witnesses and stuff, and then go and try and talk to the witnesses after we were talking to him and asked him what we asked.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

and they were it was obnoxious. And so that ended up with things leaking and damaging the investigation. It was a whole stupid thing. So I think that was another part which I thought was hilarious because the whole Gale weathers is the best, although I have I only I only think about it from the scary movie. I like that one better.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, you like the spoofs better than

Angeline Compau:

Yes, yes.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think I remember those. I don't. I don't know if I watched those. All of those.

Angeline Compau:

The first one is the best.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know if I watched the first one. I don't remember it.

Angeline Compau:

Take that back and tell me you remember.

Rebecca Smith:

I really I don't think I watched the first one. I think I've just seen like snippets of them like what they were on HBO or something like that. Like

Angeline Compau:

I think I have it on DVD. We should watch it. I think it's that old. That I have it

Rebecca Smith:

Probably.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I think I have scream. I don't know if I have a DVD anymore. But I used to

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, I was I was listening to podcast on it. And they they were talking about how before, before scream. Most horror movies. It wasn't like, it was all like, like supernatural killers like Freddy.

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Jason and people that weren't really like, real and that scream came out marketed to teenagers mostly. And so this was the first film that was like that that was relatable to teenagers that had like an actual It was scary because it could actually happen like

Angeline Compau:

yes,

Rebecca Smith:

you know, is based on or inspired by

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

whatever. And that's what made it so horrifying. Is that Oh my God, this could be totally somebody at my school. This could be anything could happened. So yeah, that's what they're talking about on this podcast. Like it was the first of its kind in that respect. And then the fact that it was so smartly done with, you know, marketing to the teenagers and, and kind of poking fun at horror.

Angeline Compau:

That was the best part.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. So yeah, it was I love that movie. I remember when it came out, and I'm like, Oh my God. I love it. I love it.

Angeline Compau:

I didn't watch that till I I was an adult because I

Rebecca Smith:

really?

Angeline Compau:

I was not a scary movie person until I got older. And that movie came out when I was six. So that's not okay

Rebecca Smith:

It's a little much for you.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, so I didn't watch it till later. But even still,

Rebecca Smith:

it's still it's kind of timeless.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I feel like

Angeline Compau:

for sure

Rebecca Smith:

yeah. Even like even in they were saying even in like the choices of like wardrobe and stuff like that because like the way Tatum dresses is a little bit more retro 70s kind of thing so gives you kind of like that timeless feel like you I watched it the other day and I think it's kind of a cute skirt. You know, like, that kind of stuff. So it's

Angeline Compau:

well 90's stuff is back in now anyways

Rebecca Smith:

exactly, but I mean, I feel like and then like even Billy it's always just like a white t shirt and jeans and

Angeline Compau:

oh, yeah, i

Rebecca Smith:

t was always just kind of, yeah,

Angeline Compau:

Billy.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, I know. That was the first time I'd ever seen Matthew Lillard in a movie role

Angeline Compau:

ever?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

and he's so good. He was so good in that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah, he was

Rebecca Smith:

it was good movie.

Angeline Compau:

I liked him. Now I can only think of him is Shaggy.

Rebecca Smith:

See, I always refer to him from scream because I'm like, that's the guy from scream same, same with Skeet Ulrich. I'm like, that's the guy from scream.

Angeline Compau:

What else has he done?

Rebecca Smith:

He did some. Some other. I think he did like a Western something like, I don't know. He's been in things

Angeline Compau:

who names her kids skeet. Josh has used that as a word for jizz the other day. my skeet.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think they were used. I think they were thinking about that.

Angeline Compau:

Well, maybe they need to you. What do you start naming your kids weird words think about that. If you could use it as a word for semen or not

Rebecca Smith:

Spunk?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

my firstborn son. Jizz

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah. skeet

Rebecca Smith:

Aw skeet skeet muthafucka.

Angeline Compau:

Aw skeet skeet god damn

Rebecca Smith:

That's probably where Josh got it from,

Angeline Compau:

maybe.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

that is probably I didn't think of that.

Rebecca Smith:

So that was a good one. I like that one.

Angeline Compau:

I like that one too

Rebecca Smith:

I'm gonna have to go watch that Hulu

Angeline Compau:

It's pretty gory. I love it.

Rebecca Smith:

That Hulu 2020

Angeline Compau:

That's a good one.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I've heard a few podcasts on it even before I saw the Hulu or the 2020 and I love that story.

Rebecca Smith:

I love that story.

Angeline Compau:

I love it. don't ask me why like the really gory ones but i do

Rebecca Smith:

i know there's something about that like I remember I maybe I keep confusing it with like copycat that movie did you see that movie?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah I do like that movie

Rebecca Smith:

I love that movie

Angeline Compau:

it's a great movie

Rebecca Smith:

that's like one of my all time favorite movies where he was posing the bodies yeah but posing them to be like the same victims that the

Angeline Compau:

right

Rebecca Smith:

how they were murdered. I swear there was something else

Angeline Compau:

American Horror Story the remember the guy who was posing those bodies in the hotel on

Rebecca Smith:

oh maybe

Angeline Compau:

I mean that one was different but like whenever I hear about people posing bodies I think of that

Rebecca Smith:

maybe I'm thinking in Criminal Minds or something like maybe Criminal Minds or something where they were posing people like on park benches and stuff and putting makeup on them

Angeline Compau:

remember that Dexter where the guy was

Rebecca Smith:

maybe it was Dexter I don't know

Angeline Compau:

yeah Dexter there was definitely

Rebecca Smith:

I think it was Dexter probably because I keep i know i confuse all my murder movies so

Angeline Compau:

yeah, Dexter there was a few people that did things like that. Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

that's coming out again too.

Angeline Compau:

I can't wait I love Dexter I think Dexter is probably where I got my love. my true crimey.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh really?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Like I like that show when it came out and I didn't like anything remotely like that until then. I'd never watched anything like scary or

Rebecca Smith:

I think my introduction to like True Crime stuff was probably Ted Bundy.

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah, see, I didn't know about that till way later.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I'd heard of them.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, they did all like these that Mark Harmon movie and that was on TV. And then the books by Anne rule book. The stranger beside me.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, I wanna read that. That freaks me out.

Rebecca Smith:

She has so many good ones

Angeline Compau:

that freaks me out without the stranger beside you could be anybody

Rebecca Smith:

I know right?

Angeline Compau:

And you can be best friend of them. I work with them every day. Not even know

Rebecca Smith:

not even know that they're a psycho killer.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Brian is probably a psycho killer.

Angeline Compau:

Who's Brian? I'm choosing that to know who Brian is anymore. Who? Who is Brian

Rebecca Smith:

because he's a serial killer.

Angeline Compau:

You know, I don't want to meet Brian anymore. knoop probably a serial killer.

Rebecca Smith:

For all we know Greg Louganis could be a serial killer.

Angeline Compau:

Absolutely not and and that event makes me want to think that Brian is a serial killer even more because who doesn't like Greg Louganis?

Rebecca Smith:

True?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

true that true that you have to be a serial killer to not like Greg Louganis.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, for real.

Rebecca Smith:

He's America's tresure.

Angeline Compau:

I follow him on Instagram. And I saw the other day.

Rebecca Smith:

The cliff diving

Angeline Compau:

Yes, I was like, oh my god. Did Rebecca see i? Should I sent it to her. I don't

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, I follow him too see

Angeline Compau:

that's what I thought and I was I don't send that she probably already knows

Rebecca Smith:

I said it on here. He's cliff diving in Italy.

Angeline Compau:

I thought Josh mentioned it too. Because then he said

Rebecca Smith:

I told him that

Angeline Compau:

oh,

Rebecca Smith:

I said he's Cliff diving with red bulll. And he's like, I yeah, I set him up with that.

Angeline Compau:

That's right. That's right. I thought he already knew. You told him. I set him up with that. I called his people and I told them that whole thing,

Rebecca Smith:

such a dork

Angeline Compau:

that is funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Alright, are we ready to get him in here.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

He made great meatloaf today.

Rebecca Smith:

He did and now I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

Angeline Compau:

It was so good guys. He let me have some and that chili that he let me have he shared he's been sharing with me and it was such good chili. I would do dirty things to that chili. It was so fucking good. I told you that

Rebecca Smith:

he gives me anxiety when he cooks though because he's just like I'm like you should do this again. I just got I got it. I got like today I had he's like I gotta cook. I said cook sauteed onions on high. I'm like, so I'm like, I'll turn the burner on for you. Because anytime it says to cook something on the stove, he has it on the highest heat it will go and he always burns it in the pan. The whole house smells like smoke. And I'm like, why he says it said medium high heat and I'm like that is like medium

Angeline Compau:

that not high.

Rebecca Smith:

He does doesn't get it?

Angeline Compau:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

So yeah, so I turned the burner. and I'm like I mean, do not go above this knob.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

And he's like, Okay. Alright, let's get me. All right.

Angeline Compau:

Check.

Josh Smith:

Check one, check one,

Angeline Compau:

two,

Rebecca Smith:

douche

Josh Smith:

how about the meatloaf.

Angeline Compau:

I already talked about it.

Josh Smith:

Was it good?

Angeline Compau:

It was so good.

Josh Smith:

I ate too much i'm very tired. I was asleep.

Angeline Compau:

It was suber good.

Rebecca Smith:

So out of that whole huge meatloaf you made how much is left.

Josh Smith:

A lot

Rebecca Smith:

you lie

Angeline Compau:

I don't think there is a lot. I saw the little container on the counter

Rebecca Smith:

you started by eating half the loaf.

Josh Smith:

I made it therefore I get to eat it.

Rebecca Smith:

all in one night.

Angeline Compau:

Oh btw that chili was a fucking bomb. It was so good.

Josh Smith:

Becky you made that.

Angeline Compau:

So good. Props to you.

Rebecca Smith:

Thanks.

Angeline Compau:

Props to you. I loved it.

Josh Smith:

I'm ready for my show now.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

I want to talk about a couple things. First off, Spartans.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh God,

Josh Smith:

4-0. 5-0

Angeline Compau:

Whatever

Rebecca Smith:

5-0 You don't even know

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it was 4-0

Josh Smith:

5-0, we got a big time showdown coming big time

Angeline Compau:

when?

Rebecca Smith:

Next weekend, right

Angeline Compau:

is it next weekend?

Josh Smith:

I don't even want to fucking talk to you.

Angeline Compau:

I don't eithr

Josh Smith:

you just annoy me. So shout out to Spartans. Good, Good win.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny.

Josh Smith:

So my topic today is table manners. And we're going to talk about a complete and utter breakdown in society.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

I grew up in a family that was pretty pretty rough on us when we didn't eat

Rebecca Smith:

Josh had to eat in the bathtub.

Josh Smith:

I did my dad said if you're gonna go eat like a pig go eat in the

Angeline Compau:

that's hilarious trough. So, you know, and I've definitely lapsed Beck and I don't have kids we're not tryin to teach it but you know, ome basics how to hold a fo k or a spoon or knife. Oh, God, yeah.

Josh Smith:

How to just have any kind of decency. And I'm telling you, it's breaking down. I was in a meeting room the other day. And these two men were eating dinner at work. It's like nothing I've ever seen before.

Rebecca Smith:

He texted me like I can't even eat I can't even eat.

Angeline Compau:

It sounded seriously it was pigs pigs on a fucking trough. There was nothing good. There was no chewing with your mouth closed. You seriously. I don't even know how to describe it was pigs in a trough. And I got to the point where I didn't open my sub. Because I'd seen this before these people eat and I didn't want to eat. I almost threw up. Oh my god. I would I would.

Josh Smith:

But I didn't eat anything. I just looked down. But I could hear it.

Rebecca Smith:

Why didn't you leave the room and go eat?

Josh Smith:

I was in a meeting with him. It was bad. so bad.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

I've never seen anything like it.

Angeline Compau:

People should not be able to hear you eat. That's not okay.

Josh Smith:

you don't want to see these people eat

Angeline Compau:

Oh god. How old are they?

Josh Smith:

Oh 40s and 50s.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, too old for that.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, you should know better. It was straight up. It was like just eathing like out the innards of an antelope. Like bwahahaha I'm thinking here halfway through this. Are they fucking joking? Everybody gonna start laughing soon, but nobody laughed. There was no that it was so bad. So my best is to table manners motherfuckers table manners.

Angeline Compau:

I would have said something. I would have totally lostmy shit

Josh Smith:

I didn't want to talk because I was afraid that if I opened my mouth I would throw up. projectile vomit

Rebecca Smith:

so they're eating sandwiches.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Which isn't a particularly dirty meal.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

but they made it dirty. they made it very dirty.

Angeline Compau:

I have a thing with hearing people too. I can't is especially if

Rebecca Smith:

Josh does, too. He's very sensory, like weird like that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, no,

Rebecca Smith:

I don't care

Josh Smith:

not like this. No man alive

Rebecca Smith:

I don't it doesn't gross me out like that. Like I don't like my sister will do this. Like when she eats a chip. Like the first few bites. She has to crunch it with her mouth open and then she'll shut her mouth to eat. I'm like, why?

Angeline Compau:

No, no, thank you.

Rebecca Smith:

she's like, I like to hear the crunch of it. And I'm like,

Angeline Compau:

no one else does.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, this,

Rebecca Smith:

you can see it on that snack box video that we did. When they were here. When Stephanie was here. Every time they eat a chip. everybody's like, and then yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I couldn't hear over my own crunching then I guess.

Josh Smith:

Your sister is literally the greatest table mannered person the world compared to these people. These guys were like wolves with forks. It's crazy.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, they had forks with sandwiches.

Josh Smith:

bad analogy. They were crazy. So parents, teach your kids how to hold a utensil. American style British style. Okay, either way,

Rebecca Smith:

Josh was like we got to start eating British style.

Angeline Compau:

How do you eat like that?

Rebecca Smith:

You have your knife and fork in either hand

Angeline Compau:

at all times

Rebecca Smith:

at all times.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

and so you kind of use the back of the fork to push your food up there and take smaller bites. So it forces you to eat smaller, which we're not fans of.

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

we take really big bites. even you I we were at Joe and Juliet's last a couple weeks ago, and I was eating chips and she was like, I forget how big your bites are, i'm like I know.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny. Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

well, he taught me something new. I feel like I have good American manners.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Josh Smith:

You're not you're not with these people

Angeline Compau:

good.

Josh Smith:

You're not a savage

Rebecca Smith:

Josh! that's that's why you got that stupid coke isn't it

Josh Smith:

it was

Rebecca Smith:

so disgusting. We were just talking about manners and you're a fucking savage burping into the mic.

Josh Smith:

I just wanted to give the audience a level that was like level five these people were at level 35

Angeline Compau:

oh my gosh

Josh Smith:

that's how fuckin dirty they are

Angeline Compau:

that's sick.

Josh Smith:

If there would have been boogers in their sandwiches.They would have taken them fucking down. So the second I did have two topics I want to bring both up today. It's an important one. I see all these people. They're like, yeah, you know, they're into all these crazy, you know, everybody's into different drinks and they collect them all and

Rebecca Smith:

drinks?

Josh Smith:

you know, Bourbons or tequila. They've got like, 10 bottles and whatever. I talked to guys that say they're in the bourbon and I listen to them. They got all this expensive stuff. And I like bourbon. I like expensive bourbon. Well...I don't want to burp into that microphone,

Rebecca Smith:

you better not.

Angeline Compau:

You'll be in trouble.

Josh Smith:

So they've got all these expensive Bourbons and then I watch how they drink them. And they take like a 70 or $100 bourbon. And they fucking mix it with something. They put it on ice. Well, I just like to

Rebecca Smith:

you can put it over ice but don't mix it with

Josh Smith:

no

Rebecca Smith:

soda.

Angeline Compau:

I like it chilled.

Josh Smith:

There's only one way to drink bourbon. Good bourbon. Not some swill like fucking jack daniels or...neat, room temperature.

Rebecca Smith:

Josh? Josh thinks he's Raelyn Givens.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know who that is

Rebecca Smith:

on Justified. Raelyn Givins was a bad ass dude

Angeline Compau:

what's that?

Rebecca Smith:

A TV show that used to be on FX. And it was awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

and Josh thinks he's Raelyn Givens from Justified

Angeline Compau:

I like a drink cold

Josh Smith:

I look a lot like him just for the audience.

Rebecca Smith:

You do not. Which, by the way, Cara that I dance with was like she goes I live I listened to the podcast and she saw you at Septemberfest. She's like was not expecting that did not think that Josh looked like

Angeline Compau:

That's not the first time we've heard that.

Josh Smith:

What'd she think I looked like?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know. I didn't ask

Josh Smith:

some fucking savage

Rebecca Smith:

I'll have to ask her on Wednesday.

Josh Smith:

Cuz I was looking pretty bad at Septemberfest.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, you had your flanel

Angeline Compau:

was it tucked?

Rebecca Smith:

No he actually had to give it to me because I couldn't see anything and I used it as like a tent over my head.

Josh Smith:

I think I'd been working outside all day.

Rebecca Smith:

You look like you look every day

Josh Smith:

ripe. I don't look ripe every day.

Angeline Compau:

John Malkovichy.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Drink your bourbon neat people. If you're gonna pay for it taste it.

Angeline Compau:

I gotta tell you. I don't like

Rebecca Smith:

why can't you drink it over ice?

Angeline Compau:

I want it all cold. I like cold drinks all year round.

Rebecca Smith:

You can drink it over ice.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

yes.

Angeline Compau:

Is there a

Josh Smith:

No

Angeline Compau:

way to chill it. Can you put it in the freezer?

Rebecca Smith:

That's why it's called chilled. It's neat. Or on the rocks?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

I just don't understand how either of you has any concept of what I'm talking about right now.

Angeline Compau:

I don't like anything room temperature.

Josh Smith:

then don't drink bourbon. I don't.

Rebecca Smith:

Wow judgy

Josh Smith:

Well then we're good.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, I don't. That's gross.

Josh Smith:

First off your gross.

Rebecca Smith:

So you can mix the bourbon in a drink. Like I would make those old fashions.

Josh Smith:

yes you can, I wouldn't use

Rebecca Smith:

but it just

Josh Smith:

expensive burbon

Rebecca Smith:

can't be good bourbon.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I wouldn't use expensive bourbon.

Rebecca Smith:

So I can't I can use make her 46 for that.

Josh Smith:

Mmmmm

Rebecca Smith:

Cuz I did

Josh Smith:

thats my favorite, but I gotta go blow my nose, but

Angeline Compau:

Cuz I did I'm sick and tired of my

Rebecca Smith:

What is wrong with you? You need to get all your bodily fluids out before you come to the mic please.

Josh Smith:

Angeline doesn't ah!

Angeline Compau:

I don't even know what to say to that.

Rebecca Smith:

This doesn't make sense. Gross. Now we have to listen to him blow his nose again. exctly

Angeline Compau:

I can not

Josh Smith:

what can not. What's so bad about blowing your nose?

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god

Rebecca Smith:

It's so gross

Josh Smith:

You don't blow your nose?

Rebecca Smith:

No, not in public.

Angeline Compau:

No, not in public.

Rebecca Smith:

No, I usually go into the restroom.

Josh Smith:

I do not

Rebecca Smith:

clearly

Angeline Compau:

bad manners.

Josh Smith:

I don't think it is

Angeline Compau:

I feel like it is

Josh Smith:

I think it would be bad bad manners if I was blowing it into my hands.

Rebecca Smith:

If you're honking it in the middle of the office while people are like on phones and that calls and shit. Yeah, that's bad manners. You should go into the bathroom somewhere private

Angeline Compau:

if you're honking it at work that not good manners.

Josh Smith:

Oh, I honk it. I honk

Rebecca Smith:

anywhere he can

Josh Smith:

If I'm somewhere and I need to honk it, I honk it. If it was church, I'd let to go

Angeline Compau:

oh my gosh,

Rebecca Smith:

you're liar. You did not you would never let it go in church.

Josh Smith:

I step outside of church.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, pretend that you're in church all the time and

Rebecca Smith:

step outside.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I would step outside.

Rebecca Smith:

Let's pretend like this is a non smoking area. It's a non honking zone.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

no

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Everywhere other than church is a honking zone.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

or buffet. You can't like

Rebecca Smith:

you know, another thing that Josh does that is also disturbing.

Angeline Compau:

no, you can there's sneeze guards over and snot guards over the food. Yeah, you can do it.

Rebecca Smith:

Get this Angeline.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

we'll be out in public somewhere.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

Josh will just be standing there all of a sudden

Angeline Compau:

he does not do that.

Rebecca Smith:

All of a sudden, he will undo his pants unbutton them. Unzip them. retuck in his shirt.and zip them all back up again

Josh Smith:

No

Rebecca Smith:

You are such a liar.

Josh Smith:

not in a crowded public area.

Angeline Compau:

What is wrong with you?

Rebecca Smith:

You are such a liar!

Josh Smith:

I like to get a hard tuck in. I don't like a soft like half assed tuck. I like a full tuck

Rebecca Smith:

It's already tucked you don't have to undo all your pants to tuck back in

Angeline Compau:

If I saw you in public doing that I'd call the cops. This guy's got his pants undone. He's putting his hands in it. We don't know what

Rebecca Smith:

that's what he does.

Angeline Compau:

That's weird.

Josh Smith:

People don't call the cops on me.

Angeline Compau:

I would. I would be like, Yeah, he's

Josh Smith:

They look at me and they say that guy's just tucking touching himself. his stuff in cuz

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he's tucking his stuff in. He just honked it now he's tucking it in. So we we got a problem here.

Josh Smith:

I don't think nose blowing is a big deal.

Rebecca Smith:

No, but taking your pants down in public is a big deal.

Josh Smith:

I don't take the pants down.

Rebecca Smith:

You fully undo your pants and open them up to tuck your shirt in.

Josh Smith:

I'm not flopping my dong around where people can see it.

Rebecca Smith:

It doesn't matter

Angeline Compau:

People don't know what your intentions are. You're asking to be a sex offender.

Rebecca Smith:

Can I just say this is how it goes Angeline. He gets up, let me move my mic, he gets up. If his shirts already tucked in or if it's not tucked in he'll lift his shirt. This is exactly that does this, does this and tucks in. and just does this.

Angeline Compau:

You hands are in your pants.

Rebecca Smith:

exactly and my pants are fully undone

Angeline Compau:

not okay

Rebecca Smith:

and pulled away from my body.

Angeline Compau:

not okay.

Rebecca Smith:

not okay.

Angeline Compau:

Not in public. Anyway.

Josh Smith:

I'm wearing boxer shorts, by the way.

Rebecca Smith:

It does not matter. I'm wearing underwear too.

Angeline Compau:

It doesn't matter

Rebecca Smith:

inappropriate.

Angeline Compau:

If there's children around, you're done. You're cooked. You're going to jail

Rebecca Smith:

sex offender

Angeline Compau:

sex offender

Josh Smith:

I will only tuck from this point when I'm in my yard or in the restroom.

Angeline Compau:

I think that's appropriate.

Rebecca Smith:

and it's an extra step if he has a belt on, he has to undo the belt.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, yeah. you gotta get tucked when you got to

Angeline Compau:

you do that in public?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes tuck, you got a tuck. You can't just again, go into the bathroom.

Josh Smith:

You can't just walk around all loosey goosey.

Angeline Compau:

You can't just walk around with your pants undone

Josh Smith:

I do

Angeline Compau:

you can't

Josh Smith:

and they don't say a word just they just say you know what

Rebecca Smith:

everybody's like in disbelief of like, did he just fucking undo his pants right here in front of us?

Josh Smith:

everybody is like that guy's pretty sweet. Did you see how he tucked in tight like that. Look at that tuck job.

Angeline Compau:

You know RuPaul has a nice way of saying that. That's good, tuck job to

Josh Smith:

well.

Angeline Compau:

Maybe that's what people think you're doing.

Josh Smith:

Either way.

Angeline Compau:

You tucking it

Rebecca Smith:

tape it back.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I'm not ashamed of my tucking.

Angeline Compau:

I you shouldn't be but you can't do it in public.

Josh Smith:

Hmmm

Angeline Compau:

You can't

Josh Smith:

I can and I will

Angeline Compau:

you cannot

Rebecca Smith:

It's so bad

Josh Smith:

I do

Rebecca Smith:

literally anywhere he does it.

Josh Smith:

I do.

Rebecca Smith:

it's offensive.

Angeline Compau:

Gross.

Josh Smith:

And I honk. I honk it well.

Rebecca Smith:

Honk if you're happy.

Angeline Compau:

Oh boy.

Josh Smith:

I thought for sure that we would get more out of my table manners and my bourbon bourbon, but I have to save the other one.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

okay.

Josh Smith:

I have one more topic, but I have to save it. It's very important.

Angeline Compau:

I agree.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

on the table manners

Rebecca Smith:

Angeline. I'm going to be out of town for a week.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

Angleine. I am going to be out of town for a week. It was very slow and pronounced,

Rebecca Smith:

because I'm asking her a favor.

Angeline Compau:

Oh.

Rebecca Smith:

Would you be interested in coming to my house when you get off of work? To let the dingbat out?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

maybe watch some TV get some alone time.

Angeline Compau:

I could probably do that.

Rebecca Smith:

Because you work late. I need someone to let Jasper out mid day

Angeline Compau:

He's not going with you?

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Angeline Compau:

oh, yeah. I can do that

Josh Smith:

Angeline,lLook at that dog.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he's a nervous pooper, though.

Josh Smith:

What do you mean nervous pooper.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know, he doesn't like to be watched when he poops

Rebecca Smith:

No, you just put him out on his leash,

Josh Smith:

what are you talking about he shits in front of me all day long when we're hiking.

Angeline Compau:

That's because he likes you

Rebecca Smith:

and because you're walking

Angeline Compau:

I think it's because I'm as Valentine he gets nervous around me. He doesn't poop when I'm there

Rebecca Smith:

probably

Josh Smith:

he looks dead right now.

Angeline Compau:

he's being really good. Don't jinx it.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, don't make eye contact.

Angeline Compau:

Don't make e e contact

Josh Smith:

It's cuz he and I did like four and a half miles today and the last like three miles it was just a downpour in the woods but it wasn't it wasn't cold it was just a T shirt. And then I came and I powerwash the boat and he had to sit in the grass the whole time. Just getting. We're both getting poured on but he just sat there and got rained on

Rebecca Smith:

Why would you powerwash our boat in the rain. It's not already wet

Josh Smith:

I'm not trying to get it wet. I was trying to actually power wash it with soap and chemicals

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, but isn't getting dirty with the rain.

Josh Smith:

no

Rebecca Smith:

I'm not sure I buy that logic

Josh Smith:

the pontoons I was trying to get off I don't know if you saw how clean they were.

Rebecca Smith:

It was no I don't pay attention.

Josh Smith:

I left a very it was a questioning could she would she go back and then pull forward that was the question would you pull forward? It was a challenging parking it was a it was a parking challenge for you today you failed by the way but I wanted to see

Angeline Compau:

no you know what you faild at is parking your boat it's in a dumb spot and now I can't park anywhere except where you don't want me to park and now you're just gonna have to eat a dick

Josh Smith:

you actually

Angeline Compau:

that's that's all there is to that

Josh Smith:

you actually had some parking options they were they were tough I just wanted to see would you find them?

Angeline Compau:

I could I'm just not gonna go out of my way to park like an idiot for you because you want to challenge me I'm gonna do the easiest thing for me and I'm just gonna park

Rebecca Smith:

yeah

Josh Smith:

the boat's not the boats on the bad spot

Angeline Compau:

Oh is that terrible spot is taking up the whole side of your driveway

Rebecca Smith:

yeah

Josh Smith:

it's in a good powerwashing spot

Angeline Compau:

and then you put the garbage can like right in front of that so I'm like where do you Where do you want me to park

Josh Smith:

you we're gonna go around and then siddle up so you came in like this? You were gonna go like this

Rebecca Smith:

I still don't understand what you're doing with you hands

Angeline Compau:

sideways

Josh Smith:

yeah you really come back and sorta

Angeline Compau:

yeah, see what I mean? He wants me to come in and parallel park in his driveway. I'm not doing it just that doing it

Josh Smith:

obviously

Angeline Compau:

stupid

Josh Smith:

poor job.

Angeline Compau:

eat a dick

Josh Smith:

can't believe that your that offended by my tucking

Angeline Compau:

you should not undo you pants.

Rebecca Smith:

It's not about the tucking it's about the method of doing it in public.

Angeline Compau:

Just like if you're going to talk like just

Josh Smith:

Nah, now you're getting all tucked, your boxes or all this everything's disorganized

Rebecca Smith:

then go into the bathroom.

Josh Smith:

Bunched up

Rebecca Smith:

if you want to take your pants off to tuck your shirt in

Josh Smith:

Some spots are bunched some spots are not it's it's totally not correct.

Angeline Compau:

If If I'm just being for real right now, if I was like in a restaurant,

Josh Smith:

I would not do it in a restaurant.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my God, you are such a liar.

Josh Smith:

I wouldn't do it in a restaurant

Rebecca Smith:

Yes, you would

Angeline Compau:

no. It doesn't matter if we're in a public place. And I see you because I have eyes and you are in my eyesight and I see you do this. The first thing I'm doing is getting out my phone and recording you and I'm putting you all over the internet.

Rebecca Smith:

I honestly don't think

Angeline Compau:

because that's weird.

Rebecca Smith:

I really don't think that he realizes he's doing it I think it's just like a fourth because he's full conversation like while he's doing making eye contact with you this is what would happen will be a bullfrogs or something and he would stand up talking like yeah, I don't know. I mean, good meal and this and that. All,while He's unzipping and undoing and you're just standing there dumbfounded like

Angeline Compau:

your pants are down right now

Rebecca Smith:

he's talking to me and he's taking his pants down its weird.

Angeline Compau:

I wouldn't I would have my phone out and I would be recording you and you would be all over Facebook. I don't even have it. I would make one just to put that on there.

Josh Smith:

It would create a world wide trend

Angeline Compau:

It would be on Tic Tok

Rebecca Smith:

we're gonna do a tic tok Well, we'll reenact it for Tic Tok we need to we'll put it we'll start a tic tac for our podcast

Josh Smith:

wide trend of Tucker's

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yep, there would not but you might

Josh Smith:

don't move your chair and hurt my dog. get arrested

Rebecca Smith:

You can't that chair's not on wheels

Angeline Compau:

i'm not gonna do anything to hurt the dog. I'm not a dog hurter. I'm a dog lover. And not in a weird way,

Rebecca Smith:

which by the way, my my sister called me and yelled at me for not knowing who Lisa Frank was.

Angeline Compau:

Thank God. Thank God. I was like panicked I was like Oh this must have been a dumb topic

Rebecca Smith:

but she did say, she goes in your defense. All of that stuff did come out mostly after you were of that age to buy those folders and shit.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

so she said yeah, but she still is in Tucson and still is

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

Stephanie knows someone that worked for her

Angeline Compau:

way to go Stephanie for having my back.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Yay.

Josh Smith:

Yay, Stephanie. Good job.

Angeline Compau:

She knows who Lisa Frank is

Rebecca Smith:

and we got a fan art. Cassie gave us fan.

Josh Smith:

Fan Art. All right.

Rebecca Smith:

It was for you. We'll put it on our Instagram too.

Angeline Compau:

She made this for you.

Rebecca Smith:

What is it describe it

Josh Smith:

It's About funyuns onion flavored rings.

Angeline Compau:

It's

Rebecca Smith:

an American flag.

Angeline Compau:

yep, and it says it's about funyuns

Rebecca Smith:

yep

Angeline Compau:

because

Josh Smith:

good job.

Angeline Compau:

You know Josh and his whole rant

Josh Smith:

I do like Funyuns

Rebecca Smith:

Funyuns for America

Angeline Compau:

Funyuns for America

Josh Smith:

somebody pulled out sunchips the other day at work.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I just wanted to punch them in the face.

Rebecca Smith:

Why?

Josh Smith:

It's a fucking horrible chip who wants to sunchip?

Rebecca Smith:

I like sunchips

Josh Smith:

They're terrible

Angeline Compau:

Here's the thing.

Josh Smith:

It's nota chip. It's a fucking torture.

Angeline Compau:

I would literally eat any other chip in the world. Even those gross egg chips before

Rebecca Smith:

Ew before Sunchips?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, you know why? Because the're fucking terrible. I'd rather saltine crackers than those. I'd rather eat a graham cracker which or an animal cracker which are all shit.

Angeline Compau:

I like graham crackers.

Rebecca Smith:

Which is funny because I mean I got behind I'll admit I got behind on the editing of our snack box videos.

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

so I did like three in a row. And I still have one more to do, but I put them all up and you you comment on that? Like everything tastes like an animal cracker and you think is disgusting.

Josh Smith:

There's not a lot of flavor.

Rebecca Smith:

You guys don't like plain things. I like plain things.

Josh Smith:

I'm okay with saltines

Angeline Compau:

they are salty.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, that's why like them

Angeline Compau:

I don't mind animal crackers. They are just boring.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

but they're all right

Rebecca Smith:

the're good.

Unknown:

their Alright,

Josh Smith:

cheese its now that's a good solid snack.

Rebecca Smith:

well who doesn't like cheese its .

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, they're good.

Josh Smith:

Cheese It's where it's at. not as good and Funyuns. But we do agree. suncrisps like

Rebecca Smith:

sunchips

Josh Smith:

sunchips. may burn to the sunchip like hell

Angeline Compau:

yeah, they're not that. Great.

Rebecca Smith:

I like them

Josh Smith:

No. Terrible.

Angeline Compau:

I love graham crackers, though. And they make cinnamon flavored ones.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

those are better for sure.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, man. You can dunk that in milk. That is the stuff.

Rebecca Smith:

I never eat a graham cracker though. It always has to have something on it like peanut butter or

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Butter.

Angeline Compau:

You put butter at a graham cracker

Rebecca Smith:

I used to put eat butter on all crackers. That would be my after school snack. I just butter and crackers.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, makes me think that you're family didn't have a lot of food for youno, third party food. You know why I used to pretend like I was an adult and I pretend like it's patay or something like okay, that's fun. Thinking that the only thing in your fridge is these crackers and some butter?

Rebecca Smith:

No, there was always food. we had junk food in our house. We always had Oreos.

Josh Smith:

I Like Oreos

Rebecca Smith:

We always had my dad would buy peanut butter but it would be the natural peanut butter when when when you're a kid you don't like that? Like I like it now. No. I like it now. But there was always Oreos. There's always some type of sugar cereal always. Lucky Charms Apple jacks.

Josh Smith:

Oh Lucky charms are good

Rebecca Smith:

all those

Angeline Compau:

My mom would't buy that stuff

Rebecca Smith:

coco puffs

Josh Smith:

Apple Jacks are good.

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah, they are

Josh Smith:

I mean

Rebecca Smith:

or we'd make our Hot Buttered O's with brown sugar.

Josh Smith:

I'll take Apple Jacks over Froot Loops and it's a tough call but I will I will take them I think that's like the second or third

Rebecca Smith:

you'd take Apple Jacks over Froot Loops. I totally would.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

there's so much better that froot loops.

Angeline Compau:

I agree. I think I think Apple Jacks are pretty darn good.

Rebecca Smith:

Do they still have Trix?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

that in honeycomb is a big one. Golden Grahams Big

Angeline Compau:

I love Golden Grahams.

Josh Smith:

Honeycomb kids.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Josh Smith:

I like honeycomb Golden grahams, eh.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know what just happened.

Josh Smith:

you don't remember the commercial

Angeline Compau:

no

Rebecca Smith:

Honeycomb's big. Yeah,yeah, yeah. it's not small. No, no, no. Honeycomb's got a big big bite. A big big taste for a big big bite you can tell I'm a child of commercial jingles.

Josh Smith:

Everybody our age knows that that was the

Angeline Compau:

no we had the honeycomb commercial where honeycomb commercial there's like this like freaky looking hamster dude or he looks like a hedgehog or something. And he came in he was weird. I don't know.

Josh Smith:

No wonder that shit died out?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, no,

Rebecca Smith:

no wonder nobody eats honey combs anymore. Yeah, there was that jingle for honeycombs? tricks for kids? That was that one?

Angeline Compau:

tricks don't come in flavors anymore.

Rebecca Smith:

They don't

Angeline Compau:

I mean sorry flavors. I meant shapes. They're all like round no tricks were always round. No head shapes. like the banana was the banana.

Josh Smith:

The corn smacks what was that

Rebecca Smith:

sugar smacks

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I never had those either . They died out

Rebecca Smith:

with the frog.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

and then corn pops but the other one

Josh Smith:

we didn't have those a lot either.

Rebecca Smith:

You didn't have corn pops.

Josh Smith:

No. My parents used to buy things like Grape Nuts.

Rebecca Smith:

Really?

Josh Smith:

Cheerios All this shit stuff.

Rebecca Smith:

I have no idea what that is.

Angeline Compau:

This is it says the crackhead honeycomb guy from the 90s

Rebecca Smith:

that's not what we had.

Josh Smith:

Looks like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, it's weird. That's what we had

Rebecca Smith:

we had the leprechaun for

Angeline Compau:

lucky charms.

Rebecca Smith:

Lucky Charms. The rabbit for tricks are for kids.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Silly rabbit.

Rebecca Smith:

Silly rabbit. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

Toucan Sam

Rebecca Smith:

Oh yeah, Toucan Sam. Count Chocula

Angeline Compau:

Captain Crunch

Rebecca Smith:

captain crunch. Always had Captain Crunch or crunch berries even a peanut butter crunch

Angeline Compau:

ew that peanut butter. that's all we could get our mom to buy

Rebecca Smith:

but the thing is with me like I that's why I never eat cereal like in a bowl with milk because I always think of it as a snack so I don't like milk but yes I always eat cereal dry.

Angeline Compau:

Oh I like it.

Josh Smith:

Ask her Jasper he just wants you to pet his snout

Rebecca Smith:

he jsut wants to lick you

Angeline Compau:

he licked me.

Josh Smith:

He's this is a super behaved dogs if you're complaining about Jasper

Angeline Compau:

he was laying a super nice and then

Rebecca Smith:

and then you had to interrupt him Josh

Angeline Compau:

way to go because he was being really good.

Josh Smith:

This isn't good.

Rebecca Smith:

Josh can't handle it when Jasper's actually decent and he has to rile him up and then walk away. So I have to deal with it.

Josh Smith:

walk away

Angeline Compau:

I bet that is what you do.

Rebecca Smith:

That is what he does.

Angeline Compau:

You all riled up, alright bye.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

I take this dog and a lot of hikes to ease him out.

Angeline Compau:

You have a lot of energy buddy

Josh Smith:

he does,

Angeline Compau:

a lot of energy

Josh Smith:

even at his age of I think eight he just goes goes goes when he sleeps though he sleeps pretty hard. Like when Jasper goes down he's down.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, he dreams a lot too.

Josh Smith:

Oh yeah. Dreams a lot

Angeline Compau:

about hot girl dogs.

Josh Smith:

he yips and yips and cries he's getting his ass kicked in his dream.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

hot bitches. that's what you're dreaming about isn't it?

Rebecca Smith:

Alright turds, i'm tired

Josh Smith:

somebody gave him his balls back so he can chase hot bitches again. So update on the hunting just for all of you.

Rebecca Smith:

Nobody cares.

Josh Smith:

I did not see a deer my first hunt of the year. All right now we can end it.

Angeline Compau:

No tell us more

Josh Smith:

Uh, uh, I'm tired

Angeline Compau:

I am too

Josh Smith:

We're all tired, we're all lame. It's Sunday night we have to go to bed?

Angeline Compau:

No it's cuz you like put me that triptafan coma with that meatloaf.

Josh Smith:

it was so good.

Angeline Compau:

I don't even think there's that in there.

Josh Smith:

I will say that did a good job on the spice mix.

Angeline Compau:

Whatever that sauce was.

Rebecca Smith:

I was telling her that it gives me anxiety watching you cook.

Josh Smith:

I don't follow the instructions. I'll just look probably a little more of this a little more of that. But you know what that sauce was.

Rebecca Smith:

I was watching him do a tablespoon. Oh my gosh, I was like

Josh Smith:

that sauce is catchup, Sugar,

Rebecca Smith:

coconut sugar.

Josh Smith:

And something else I forgot what else?

Angeline Compau:

It was super good

Rebecca Smith:

was it balsamic vinegar

Josh Smith:

garlic powder.

Angeline Compau:

Oh it was good.

Josh Smith:

Now the meatloaf had a balsamic vinegar and everything else but yeah, that's all it was.

Angeline Compau:

I liked it. It was delicious.

Josh Smith:

I did too I slayed a few helpings.

Rebecca Smith:

There's literally not much of meatloaf out of the whole loaf left

Josh Smith:

that was my first and only meal today.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, you did good

Rebecca Smith:

no you had apple? didn't you?

Josh Smith:

I didn't have an apple today. I had coffee? Coffee and water.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm gonna go make some butter coffee.

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna go

Angeline Compau:

make some butter crackers

Josh Smith:

fall sleep while I read a book.

Rebecca Smith:

I can't eat crackers.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah,

Josh Smith:

Angeline will you take Jasper out for his final hosedown.

Rebecca Smith:

It's the final hosedown

Angeline Compau:

I don't know what that means.

Rebecca Smith:

It's his last pee of the night.

Angeline Compau:

Oh hose down. Okay, I was like doe he get a bath? What's happening?

Josh Smith:

He's clean. Clean dog today he got he literally

Angeline Compau:

sat in the rain

Josh Smith:

for four straight hours he just had to lay in the rain.

Rebecca Smith:

You're so mean

Angeline Compau:

That's mean!

Josh Smith:

I was outside working with him.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, you didn't like that?

Josh Smith:

He didn't mind at all it was shortsleeve whether he just laid there panting

Angeline Compau:

poor Jasper.

Rebecca Smith:

Alright, I'm bored.

Angeline Compau:

Crickets

Josh Smith:

san and san Go fuck yourself. San Diego.

Rebecca Smith:

No, we like you San Diego. Why are you always trying to make us lose listeners?

Josh Smith:

that was my, Ron Burgundy.

Rebecca Smith:

I know but you make us lose listeners.

Josh Smith:

All right,

Rebecca Smith:

Brian, San Diego.

Angeline Compau:

Greg Louganis

Josh Smith:

Oh, sorry, Hi Greg didn't didn't talk to you this episode. Shout out to Greg.

Angeline Compau:

Yep.

Rebecca Smith:

Yep.

Josh Smith:

Longtime listener.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

No time caller.

Angeline Compau:

No time caller. Maybe that'll change soon.

Josh Smith:

Yep.

Rebecca Smith:

Wouldn't it be awesome if we got Greg Louganis on our podcast?

Josh Smith:

I think Greg would tell us how much He likes the show

Angeline Compau:

I would pee myself

Josh Smith:

maybe Greg Lougains will come to do it in person.

Angeline Compau:

Hi Wilbur

Josh Smith:

All right.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, bye

Josh Smith:

Buh bye

Angeline Compau:

Bye, Greg.