Jan. 21, 2022

S2 Episode 3 - Idiocracy

S2 Episode 3 - Idiocracy

This week it is Angeline's pick and boy did she pick a good one.  The debate gets heated as Josh did not enjoy this movie as much as we did.  In a rare move, he asks the listeners to weigh in, as he needs to have someone on his side.  We do some more Rewatchable like categories and we even throw in a "Second Opinion" a la How Did This Get Made, another one of Rebecca's favorite podcasts, and read some Amazon reviews.  As always, let us know you thoughts and go listen to the Rewatchables and How Did This Get Made!

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Transcript
Rebecca Smith:

What up???

Angeline Compau:

Hi.

Josh Smith:

I'm still in awe, like I feel like

Angeline Compau:

I'm so mad at you.

Josh Smith:

I just want you to know I

Angeline Compau:

no I'm so mad at you.

Josh Smith:

I honestly think this is a joke. This a practacle joke

Rebecca Smith:

It is not.

Angeline Compau:

Your so, ugh, I don't have words for you.

Josh Smith:

I seriously cannot believe you think I wait till

Angeline Compau:

no, no I am so mad at you.

Josh Smith:

explain, explain. Let's start off talking to the audience and let them know why you are a turd.

Rebecca Smith:

Movie Number two.

Angeline Compau:

Movie number two

Rebecca Smith:

movie number two just happened. And...

Josh Smith:

first off for all of you guys and girls from the podcast

Angeline Compau:

and Greg Louganis

Josh Smith:

and Greg Louganis, I just want you to know right now that I'm going to save you. Time.

Rebecca Smith:

No, you can't say yet.

Angeline Compau:

no, no.

Rebecca Smith:

So our movie this week was Angeline's pick.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

And it was supposed to be a movie that we had not seen which I we hadn't seen it

Angeline Compau:

which you hadn't so And it was

Rebecca Smith:

It's supposed to be of her generation. The movie Idiocracy,

Angeline Compau:

yes.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know what that says about your generation, though.

Angeline Compau:

It's so it's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

It was funny. I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. It's not like Oscar worthy. But it's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Joshua did not enjoy it.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

I'm not sure when I'm supposed to talk.

Angeline Compau:

First of all, you came in with a bad attitude from the beginning. You did

Rebecca Smith:

I think you're right though. I think no matter what movie it would have been. He would have been like hard on it.

Angeline Compau:

He was that's exactly.

Josh Smith:

There's nothing to be hard on, it was literally the dumbest fucking movie I've ever seen. I tell you right now, if I had a choice of getting a gut punch or watching that movie again, I'd say listen, punch me in the gut.

Rebecca Smith:

You didn't think there were any funny scenes?

Josh Smith:

Here's what I wrote down because we were supposed to write down funniest scenes. Wait, wait so favorite scene? none. Funniest quote, none. Lamest scene all of

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, them. My other notes? Why Angeline sucks for picking this. Let's get into that then.

Josh Smith:

Couldn't help but notice how much funnier Angeline thought it was than I did.

Angeline Compau:

Cuz it's hilarious.

Josh Smith:

This movie should be on How Did This Get Made. I texted the listening audience.

Rebecca Smith:

What listening audience?

Josh Smith:

That was a dumb movie?

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

What listening audience did you text?

Josh Smith:

6.6

Rebecca Smith:

Was it Joe Turnquist?

Angeline Compau:

Has Joe seen it?

Josh Smith:

This is Joe's comment 6.6 on IMDb

Angeline Compau:

that's decent.

Josh Smith:

wouldn't even consider it.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

and I'm an idiot.

Angeline Compau:

Whatever. Whatever.

Josh Smith:

I want to settle this because this is amazing.

Angeline Compau:

That's not a bad,

Josh Smith:

I want anybody in the audience to please I've never asked you guys to text and say things. I need to know that there is reasonable humanity out there and that you all text and say this is fucking terrible. It's so bad.

Angeline Compau:

It's not that bad.

Josh Smith:

It's there's nothing good.

Angeline Compau:

I didn't say it was the greatest movie of all fucking time, but it's funny

Josh Smith:

If you had told me this was a terrible movie. I would believe you. Other than that, no it's bad.

Angeline Compau:

It's funny

Josh Smith:

It wasn't funny.

Rebecca Smith:

It's Sci-Fi

Angeline Compau:

It Yeah, I thought you would like it because you like

Josh Smith:

you clearly

Angeline Compau:

things like dune and this is set way into the future.

Rebecca Smith:

Like Dune,

Angeline Compau:

like Dune,

Rebecca Smith:

let's, let's do the Dune parallel

Angeline Compau:

yes, set way in the future. And

Rebecca Smith:

a hero and his girl

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

I can't I can't believe you're even trying to compare the two.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, we're doing it.

Josh Smith:

This was so bad

Rebecca Smith:

dust storms and

Angeline Compau:

yeah. Dust storms Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

no water. No water only whatever it was

Angeline Compau:

Brondo

Josh Smith:

Brondo,

Angeline Compau:

It's got electrolytes because it's what plants crave.

Josh Smith:

It was so bad

Rebecca Smith:

This movie is, basically, Dune.

Angeline Compau:

It basiclly is Dune, that's what I thought.

Josh Smith:

Audience, listen, I'm gonna take a lot of shit from the other two that watch this movie I need I need to be vindicated.

Angeline Compau:

Nobody said this is the greatest. It's just a movie y'all haven't seen and it was funny. And you are here thinking you're

Rebecca Smith:

you're telling me to not laugh one time even at the very first part where the guy that oh my balls. Show is getting kicked in the balls.

Josh Smith:

For those people remember this is Itchy and Scratchy show on Homers on The Simpsons. That's what this is.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Josh Smith:

except in that part. It showed all the dumb people like Homer laughing at it and nobody else Like,

Angeline Compau:

and I laughed my ass off.

Josh Smith:

This is a disappointment.

Rebecca Smith:

I thought it was funny. I like the Justin Long scene. I love Justin Long.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

That was hysterical.

Josh Smith:

I had a question that you guys have to answer for me. I'm serious question.

Angeline Compau:

I like the movie Ass,

Josh Smith:

so um, who is Mike? Who's Mike? Just or Mike Judge?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, Mike Judge?

Rebecca Smith:

Mike Judge is the creator of Beavis and Butthead?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. And office space.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Like,

Josh Smith:

which one was he?

Angeline Compau:

In the movie?

Rebecca Smith:

No, he did he write that movie?

Angeline Compau:

Office Space?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

pretty sure he did.

Josh Smith:

Okay. I thought it was a rapper you were referring to?

Angeline Compau:

NO,

Josh Smith:

they did have the person from office space.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

He also wrote King of the Hill, didn't he?

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Was he the actor that was smoking all the weed?

Rebecca Smith:

Mike Judge?

Josh Smith:

that guy was in office space.

Rebecca Smith:

No, you said Mike Judge was the initial military guy, right? That was talking to

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it was his program

Rebecca Smith:

Upgrade.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it was his program. And yeah, he was in with upgrade

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

What was the movie? I think it was. I think it was the original movie Office Space. What's his name?

Rebecca Smith:

Are you talking about the guy the stapler?

Josh Smith:

Michael Bolton.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah. In this one?

Josh Smith:

From that movie was the guy, the weed smoker.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah.

Josh Smith:

It's not my fucking fault, why should I have to change my name. He's a douchebag. Singer. That was a funny movie.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

This one we watched was not

Angeline Compau:

same writer and director.

Josh Smith:

Okay, well, he really went backwards.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, gee, I think it just depends on

Angeline Compau:

your humor.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

it's very slapstick.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, it is

Angeline Compau:

funny. Who doesn't find out my balls funny? That just says a lot about you. I think and how bad of a person you are and how funny you are. Ow, my balls is funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Now here's what I'll say. This was done in when? 2005 2006

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

2006, I do not think that you could do this movie today.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, hell no. I

Josh Smith:

no, they were

Angeline Compau:

didn't realize how many of the

Rebecca Smith:

yeah

Josh Smith:

you would be canceled.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, big time

Rebecca Smith:

for sure.

Josh Smith:

This movie, this movie is very homophobic.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

yes.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. would not do well.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

no,

Angeline Compau:

I didn't realize it was I forgot.

Josh Smith:

Although it was good.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, that's why you can't even say some of the favorite lines because they're so bad.

Josh Smith:

Not today, not today. Although I have no favorite lines to say

Rebecca Smith:

I just thought some of the Justin Long stuff was funny when he first came out and he's like, why you talk like that?

Josh Smith:

I think we should do everybody's I mean we know mine are none, none, none.

Rebecca Smith:

eventually it got a little bit grating like oh, like they talked and I was just like, oh my gosh.

Angeline Compau:

I don't, everyone else. Yes, but Dax Shepard and how well he committed he gets me every time

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Dax Shepard is so good

Josh Smith:

Oh, wait is that who, oh wait, I had a comment back, hold on a second. Dax Shepard is the worst.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god of course

Josh Smith:

I don't know who it was

Angeline Compau:

This is how the whole night was

Rebecca Smith:

He's the guy that played Frito

Angeline Compau:

And that's his name, Frito, that's the best too

Rebecca Smith:

the other guys name was not sure

Angeline Compau:

what was what's his title secretary of interior Not Sure. So funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, so what Okay, Josh,

Angeline Compau:

go ahead.

Josh Smith:

No, no.

Rebecca Smith:

Now, Angeline you pick this movie? Why? Because what was your main reason? I know you talked it through with Rob because this was a recommendation from Rob too by the way

Angeline Compau:

he said it was funny too

Josh Smith:

Rob I think a lot less of you now than I used to.

Rebecca Smith:

So okay, tell us walk us through.

Angeline Compau:

Ah, because it came out like in 2006 which was like, I don't know. I guess it was peak time for me and

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Josh Smith:

Says a lot.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Shit, you guys. I don't know. Honestly.

Rebecca Smith:

I dofeel dumber after watching that movie. I do feel dumber?

Angeline Compau:

That's part of the point it makes you want to go read a book. That's part of the point. Really, really? Why I picked it was because I was like, it's funny. And neither of you have seen it. And I've really focused on you probably haven't seen anything. Clearly you have no taste. Rebecca has seen everything so finding something that she hadn't seen was a that was challenging. And that's really

Rebecca Smith:

and you did it!

Angeline Compau:

I did

Josh Smith:

you know

Angeline Compau:

and I don't care if you feel dumber, that's the point.

Josh Smith:

So who gets to pick the next movie?

Rebecca Smith:

you already have a you picked it

Josh Smith:

what did I pick?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, no, I picked it. Sorry.

Angeline Compau:

She did

Josh Smith:

I haven't picked a movie yet.

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, you did you picked European vacation

Angeline Compau:

last week was yours

Josh Smith:

I had to pick from you know, a list of movies from you

Rebecca Smith:

No, I said a classic movie that we quote all the time because she never gets our reference.

Josh Smith:

Alright, so after you I get to pick again.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

And I'm gonna pick something that is so torturous.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna pick like a documentary about Dune.

Angeline Compau:

That's not the point

Rebecca Smith:

that the point of this

Josh Smith:

It is now

Angeline Compau:

Oh, no. I I'm gonna go in with such a bad attitude.

Rebecca Smith:

And, by the way,

Angeline Compau:

If you pick a movie and I'm gonna make sure I sit there stone face I will not even giggle. No, no laughs nothing. And then I'm, gonna come in after and be like thats worst thing I've ever seen. It's terrible.

Rebecca Smith:

By the way, I already sat through dune so you're off the table.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

by the way I'm putting effort into this podcast I'm being a good sport. I'm I watched the whole movie I never said a word during the movie.

Rebecca Smith:

He sat there like a crochity old man

Josh Smith:

cuz it was terrible, I was like oh my god how much longer so I have to sit here, please end this movie now

Angeline Compau:

you are such a crotchity old man.

Josh Smith:

Can there be a power outage soon, that's what I was thinking?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my God.

Josh Smith:

It's windy out. There's a chance the power will go out. Hold hold for that power outage. Do not go gentle into that good night.

Angeline Compau:

You're lucky I was prepared

Josh Smith:

rage, rage to the power outage.

Angeline Compau:

I was prepared for this. I already knew. Two weeks ago, when we came up with this. I said Josh is gonna hate it just for the mere reason that I picked it.

Josh Smith:

I just want to be honest with you.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. You can admit that I what I just said was true.

Josh Smith:

No, listen, if if the pope had picked that movie,

Angeline Compau:

oh my god

Josh Smith:

and made me watch it. I would say this sucks.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

sir Pope

Angeline Compau:

I doubt it

Josh Smith:

I would have said excuse me, Pope?

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, let's go through favorite scenes

Josh Smith:

favorite scenes. Angeline your favorite scene is?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, well, I got a couple so I have lots.

Josh Smith:

Audience, there's a shock.

Angeline Compau:

A lot. Um, toilet recliner.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, that's yeah,

Angeline Compau:

that was fucking hilarious.

Josh Smith:

So there's a lazy boy type,

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Josh Smith:

chair.

Angeline Compau:

That's also a toilet.

Josh Smith:

So you shit while you watch TV

Rebecca Smith:

while you watch ow, my balls.

Josh Smith:

And you get your feeding tube that you can just suck food in.

Rebecca Smith:

I have a question. What are they eating? Was it just like buckets of cheese?

Angeline Compau:

yeah

Josh Smith:

did that make you think of that kid from Edmonton? I still feel bad about that. I don't feel like we said cheese, but we laughed when they were torturing that kid

Rebecca Smith:

You said cheese

Josh Smith:

I know, I might have.

Rebecca Smith:

you did.

Josh Smith:

Don't let your kid wear a white t shirt. If you want to let your kid be chubby, that's on you don't let him go to a baseball game where white t shirt be dirty and just be sticking his hand and a bowl of cheese licking it and then wipe it on the shirt. Don't don't do that

Rebecca Smith:

He was eating the cheese out of the nacho thing. He was just fingering and shoving it in his mouth.

Josh Smith:

No it was the college kids the college,

Rebecca Smith:

no, you said it too

Josh Smith:

I did, I said Cheeeeese. I felt bad for that kid

Angeline Compau:

Ew

Rebecca Smith:

That's from Old School

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

that's when that guy said. Come on ump, get off your knees. You're blowing the game.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Which is really a good insult for now.

Rebecca Smith:

Anyhow, go back here. Next scene, please.

Angeline Compau:

Ah, okay. The movie Ass. I already brought that up, But that shit's funny. That's funny.

Josh Smith:

I would say that was a smiler for me.

Rebecca Smith:

That was funny.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, it was a smiler

Rebecca Smith:

the number one movie, Ass

Josh Smith:

that brought a smile to my face.

Angeline Compau:

Wow. You smirked

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, it's funny is when they reference it at the end when he's like

Angeline Compau:

yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

you don't have to just watch movies about ass, or whatever, they can have lines and a plot or something like that.

Angeline Compau:

You'll want to know who's ass it is and why it's farting!

Josh Smith:

in the in the movie ass when they showed that you would think they would have gotten like a nice ass but it was like an old

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it was gross.

Josh Smith:

I don't know if It was a man or woman. but It was like an old ass

Rebecca Smith:

It looked like a man's ass.

Josh Smith:

Why the fuck didn't you get a good ass?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Could have put a good ass in that movie. That took that movie down from zero out of 10 to minus one out of 10 for pretty good a good ass I could have got a good ass

Angeline Compau:

Okay. Can you not say though that a lot of the stuff there was pretty clever and creative how they like evolved Starbucks into giving hand jobs and Fuddruckers into Buttfuckers

Rebecca Smith:

that was funny, the Buttfuckers was funny

Josh Smith:

That was another smirk that was a smirk, I would give the Buttfuckers the start was

Rebecca Smith:

That was funney I don't get why every I don't get how Okay, is it everybody just doesn't have like, like they've degenerated so much that everything is just porn and whores and

Angeline Compau:

It's primal. So like you just it's about sex.

Rebecca Smith:

For Men never for women. So basically, caveman.

Josh Smith:

I think Starbucks had had the woman's drinks, too.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know.

Angeline Compau:

I don't remember exactly. I feel like they were equal opportunist at Starbucks. I don't I don't know. But h&r block was the same way. You got your adult tax returns.

Rebecca Smith:

Everything was adult, adult chicken.

Angeline Compau:

With a whole release.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I think that was just when they were in Costco.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, that too.

Josh Smith:

Because in the beginning that machine that would give out food that was not sex. That was just Costco Carl's Jr. Fuck you

Rebecca Smith:

go feed your family.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Go feed your family whore.

Angeline Compau:

That's right.

Josh Smith:

So what else? Let's talk about scenes I need to see scenes. I want to hear

Rebecca Smith:

Are those your favorites?

Angeline Compau:

Those are a few of my favorites.

Rebecca Smith:

I didn't know it was this a very early movie for Terry Crews because I think they said his full name

Angeline Compau:

oh yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Terry Allen Crews.

Josh Smith:

Who's Terry Crews?

Rebecca Smith:

He's the guy that played the president.

Josh Smith:

Oh, okay. Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

White girls.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. White Chicks.

Angeline Compau:

White Chicks. Yeah.

Josh Smith:

White Chicks.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that was another early one for him.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that was a good one. I do like that one.

Angeline Compau:

I also liked the the masturbation channel. They came knocking on the door and he goes go away I'm batin. I'm batin. That's funny. I could see you saying that.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

see? Okay.

Josh Smith:

It wasn't funny, but ok. I say that every day, say it every day. Beck knocks on the door to go the bathroom. I say, I'm in here batin!

Angeline Compau:

and now he's laughing now. It's funny.

Josh Smith:

It's not funny.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Josh Smith:

Angelione takes offense that I think her movie was shite.

Angeline Compau:

You're a hater.

Josh Smith:

I'm a hater of that movie.

Angeline Compau:

I know, but some of that stuff was clever.

Josh Smith:

I'm waiting to see if there's any.

Angeline Compau:

I liked the names for the monster trucks at the end. The dill dozer,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah.

Angeline Compau:

The Ass Blaster. What notes do you have?

Josh Smith:

She's got nothing. She scribbled nonsense. The entire movie tried to play it off.

Rebecca Smith:

I didn't write down much only because

Josh Smith:

I told you. I told you Angeline

Rebecca Smith:

No, only because I just wanted to watch it. I just wanted to watch it and not have to concentrate.

Angeline Compau:

That's true.

Josh Smith:

She tried writing rubberneck on the notes I was taking.

Rebecca Smith:

I wrote down the Terry Crews thing

Angeline Compau:

you didn't take any

Josh Smith:

I did too.

Rebecca Smith:

I wrote down "what do you do? a little of this, a little of that." that's like a good line. I'm like that's what

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, right. I'm gonna start telling people.

Josh Smith:

That's a quotable line

Angeline Compau:

right.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

See? And I like that he the whole time couldn't figure out she was a prostitute.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that was funny. You're an artist.

Angeline Compau:

don't stop painting.

Rebecca Smith:

Josh, did you have any quotable lines?

Josh Smith:

I didn't, but I like the little of this, little of that because I could see somebody asked you what you do. It'd be good. Little of this, little of that. Yeah, like that.

Angeline Compau:

There you go. There you go.

Josh Smith:

I'll take that with me as a quotable line because I'd use that

Angeline Compau:

one positive came out of here. I'm happy. Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Can I tell you something, Josh?

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

In prime video. And this is people reviewing it. It has four and a half stars.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

Out of 5

Josh Smith:

Out of 20 or 5?

Rebecca Smith:

Out of 5

Angeline Compau:

Oh, see? Oh, I thought it was out of 10. And I was like, Oh, damn

Josh Smith:

I can't I can't be this far out of touch with reality.

Rebecca Smith:

Four and a half starts out of five.

Angeline Compau:

Do you feel like you are like, like Joe in the movie, and you're so much smarter than everybody else. And that's why you're like this movie's so stupid, cuz you're up here and we're all down here.

Josh Smith:

No

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, now we're gonna do now we're going to blatently rip off of of. How Did This Get Made and read some of these five star reviews?

Angeline Compau:

How Did This Get Made? Did it

Rebecca Smith:

How Did This Get Made does, It is another awesome movie podcast if ever you want to laugh your ass off

Josh Smith:

It's good for trips in the car.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. So one of the categories that they they do and how did this get made is second opinions. They look on Amazon because if they didn't like the movie, then they look on Amazon for maybe some second opinions from people that did like it.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

so they read the five star reviews on Amazon. So let me just read you some of these reviews on Amazon because there's plenty that are five stars

Josh Smith:

plenty.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

Yay,

Rebecca Smith:

five stars watch this often. That's the title. Long ago, our daughter loaned her DVD to us. She took hers back so we needed to buy our own. We laughed out loud when we first watched this movie. But lately we have seen some parallels between the movie and current events. Is this becoming a documentary? Five stars.

Angeline Compau:

Five stars. Five stars.

Josh Smith:

Who's let me see I need to hear the name of the person that wrote that

Angeline Compau:

why

Rebecca Smith:

why? you can look on Amazon

Josh Smith:

it's going to be like sphincter six, six.

Rebecca Smith:

It's de fuss. Here's a five star view from Adam. Amazing movie ahead of its time.

Angeline Compau:

It is

Rebecca Smith:

amazing movie ahead of its time. It was definitely funnier in the 90s before it became a documentary but still a great movie, which is odd because it wasn't in the 90s.

Angeline Compau:

Nope. Nope it was not that

Josh Smith:

Adams review is canceled.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

he doesn't even know what decade he's in

Angeline Compau:

it's inaccurate so it doesn't count.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, my gosh. Okay, Nick Smith five stars must watch for 2017 The parallels between modern life and this movie are fucking terrifying. But there are lessons that can be learned from it. So sit back and watch the glorious future we're heading towards

Josh Smith:

all these aren't people that are five star these are people that are just trying to get on their soapbox

Rebecca Smith:

anti-intellectualism, the loss of boundaries between government corporations and entertainment and a massive amount of trash.

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna pull a you guys. (snoring sound)

Angeline Compau:

Oh, you have some crickets?

Rebecca Smith:

No. Oh, here's a one star

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

don't buy that. Don't buy Oh, this is just about don't buy it here.

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, great comedy that makes you question humanity's future and what you can do to personally or to hurt.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

What you can do personal for your self growth.

Angeline Compau:

See? Okay, so don't you think it at least had a good message about reading and learning?

Josh Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

See? Okay, cool. Okay,

Josh Smith:

I agree.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, this one's long.

Angeline Compau:

The message was good.

Rebecca Smith:

Honey, I'm just saying you are in the minority.

Josh Smith:

I don't want to be in the minority on this. I'm fine. More times than not being I'm fine being alone most times

Rebecca Smith:

75% of the reviews. Over 23,067 Global ratings give it five stars

Josh Smith:

audience I really, really need you to restore my faith in humanity. It's slipping fast. It's

Rebecca Smith:

now why can't you just look at it for what it is, which is a stupid funny movie.

Josh Smith:

I didn't find the funny that's the problem. I just

Rebecca Smith:

Well, that's why I think you were going into it too critically.

Josh Smith:

I think so too

Rebecca Smith:

that's why I stopped writing shut down because I'm like, Okay, this this is a movie that I just have to kind of watch and just take it for what it is

Angeline Compau:

yeah, it's just astupid, funny movie. It's not the best movie of all time it's stupid.

Josh Smith:

I still don't think there's anything wrong with not finding it funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Just like European vacation was a stupid funny movie.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

there was not really anything educational about it. Or

Josh Smith:

I think European vacation was hysterical.

Angeline Compau:

You know what, though?

Josh Smith:

That was a very funny movie.

Angeline Compau:

That one didn't have a good message at the end. It did not teach me anything about like,

Josh Smith:

no, but not I have a log, not in the sense that you thought I said a log.

Rebecca Smith:

That's even the wrong movie.

Josh Smith:

Oh, no it's

Rebecca Smith:

That's Christmas vacation.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Oh, that's right.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, go suck. One. Go suck one.

Rebecca Smith:

So,

Angeline Compau:

that's from Idiocracy. Suck one

Josh Smith:

movie? No, good. But, you know, in all fairness, I never said a word during the movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you see the parallels of this happening in our current society? Much like the Amazon reviewers?

Josh Smith:

I think we're a long way off. Because some of that,

Rebecca Smith:

well, 500 years,

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, 500 years

Josh Smith:

there are science fiction books written about the same thing?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Not not, but they tried to keep it. Not as terrible.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, my gosh,

Angeline Compau:

less funny.

Josh Smith:

I wonder there's any truth to that, though? It seems it's not happening because

Angeline Compau:

we're in it.

Josh Smith:

But it seems like by and large and people are getting your more people now can read that. You know, the past terms, a percentage of the population and they can do their numbers their figuring.

Angeline Compau:

Well, that's a good thing.

Josh Smith:

I hope

Angeline Compau:

that's a good thing.

Josh Smith:

But the fact that 75% of people thought this was a good movie really scares me.

Angeline Compau:

See,

Rebecca Smith:

do you want to hear some trivia about this movie?

Josh Smith:

I'm ready.

Angeline Compau:

I'm ready.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, the very small Surgeon General's warning scene on Templeton's Tarleton cigarette I think small warning on the Billboard reads warning. The Surgeon General has one lung and a voice box, but he could still kick you're sorry ass.

Josh Smith:

That's funny.

Angeline Compau:

Don't laugh. Don't you laugh, Josh.

Josh Smith:

I didn't see that sign. I would have laughed

Angeline Compau:

That's funny though.

Rebecca Smith:

in addition to concerns about how to market the film 20th Century Fox also grew weary of the film's frequent harsh critiques of recognizable corporations. studio executives wished to shuffle the movie to DVD shelves as quickly and quietly as possible. The film's contract however, stipulated that it had to receive a theatrical release. The studio met the terms of the contract, but provided no marketing for the film, released it in an unusually small number of cinemas in select cities and pulled the film in all markets after only one week.

Josh Smith:

Wow.

Rebecca Smith:

So little effort was put into showing the film in theaters that some of the few cinemas that screened the film were forced to promote it as untitled Mike Judge project in their list of coming attractions.

Angeline Compau:

I think I do remember that's why it wasn't like bigger.

Josh Smith:

Did you see this in the theater.

Angeline Compau:

No, I saw it years later, like years ago,

Rebecca Smith:

Doesn't sound like anybody saw it in the theater?

Angeline Compau:

No, I think I saw it maybe

Josh Smith:

I thought she would have been that select Group, you know?

Angeline Compau:

No, but I it was not marketed. Well, like she said, so I think that's why a lot of people didn't see it, because I was really shocked that you didn't see it, but that would make sense.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. In Clevon's family tree there is a chimpanzee, a goat, a dog and Hank Hill.

Josh Smith:

I didn't see Hank Hill

Angeline Compau:

I didn't either, but the fact that there was a goat in there,

Rebecca Smith:

writer and director Mike Judge came up with the idea for the film while he was visiting Disneyland with his family and saw two mothers with kids in strollers, fighting and cursing at each other. He thought it would be horrible if humanity was like this in the future.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that's funny.

Josh Smith:

That's good.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Let's See,

Josh Smith:

I've heard about this stuff at Disney. Where I don't know what it cost but I'm gonna say like 10 grand for a week of family. I'm just guessing

Angeline Compau:

It's expensivee.

Josh Smith:

And you get there and your little shit kid is whining about something and I don't know if it was John or somebody told me that they took their kind and thier parents are like, you know how much this is costing us and i'm thinking, Oh my god, it's come to that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

it's horrible.

Angeline Compau:

and, you spend all this money and then you get there and they'll probably be like, I'm bored.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. And apparently a lot of people take out a loan to do the Disney World trip.

Angeline Compau:

I don't get that.

Josh Smith:

I don't get that either.

Angeline Compau:

I don't think I would like my kid that much that I'd want to take them somewhere that nice for them to be ungrateful about it. I'd be like, you can stay home

Josh Smith:

I think and again, don't have kids. A lot of that is that the parents can brag that they did it. It's more for the parents at this point.

Angeline Compau:

See, I don't have kids. Maybe they really are like, this is like Kid Mecca. Let's take them there. And they'll love it. But I don't so I don't know. None of us have kids here. We don't know.

Josh Smith:

It's a good point.

Angeline Compau:

I would take my cat to a cat land. Maybe.

Josh Smith:

I would take Jasper too I would take Jasper to dog land and Wilbur to a Cat land.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, so yeah, we were like,

Josh Smith:

That's a good point.I wouldn't take out a loan to do it.

Angeline Compau:

No, no, I would make sure that I could do it

Josh Smith:

I mean, I wouldn't drive more than 25 minutes. Five minutes to do it.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Josh Smith:

I wouldn't like

Angeline Compau:

but if you were like, if it was gonna bring your dog so much joy and he was gonna have the best time of his life. You would do it?

Rebecca Smith:

No, I wouldn't let you do it.

Josh Smith:

I would take him to somebody like Glenn's backyard. That's Jasper's

Rebecca Smith:

Disneyland

Josh Smith:

he gets to run around with a bunch of dogs for a few minutes

Rebecca Smith:

Beef Supreme is played by Andrew Wilson who is Luke Wilson's brother. He looked like Billy Ray Cyrus to me

Angeline Compau:

He did He didn't look like Owen or Luke so that's super weird

Josh Smith:

This movie. This Movie broke my Achy Breaky Heart.

Rebecca Smith:

In addition to the Fuddruckers gag, early drafts of the script,

Angeline Compau:

Buttfuckers

Rebecca Smith:

not on here.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Rebecca Smith:

early drafts of the script had another scene showing the devolution of sports with the stadiums. Marquee sign changing from championship baseball, to extreme baseball essentially just a bat fight to finally just fire. When Joe is escaping from prison. He runs past a rusted out DeLorean and obvious nod to another time traveling movie Back to the Future.

Josh Smith:

I missed that.

Rebecca Smith:

I did too

Angeline Compau:

I did not see that.

Rebecca Smith:

I did not. Nearly all the logos for actual present day businesses are altered in the future. Except

Josh Smith:

Pepsi

Rebecca Smith:

the exception is the logo for Fox News.

Josh Smith:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

which is the logo and used by the network at the time of this film's release.

Josh Smith:

I thought I saw a Pepsi one.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, but it was altered. It wasn't it didn't look the same as Pepsi.

Josh Smith:

So they definitely took a shot at Fox News on this one.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

I'm okay with that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that was funny.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, Fox News. I don't know if they do it now cuz I don't watch anymore. But I remember when, like Bill O'Reilly like every time there was a woman on the show. It was always blonde and attractive. And you thought, okay, and then like the ninth time you see a woman on the show you're like? Is there pattern here. So Fox News deserves get made fun of for that.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that was funny.

Rebecca Smith:

So, okay, Josh, here's one for you. When Joe is being rehabilitated via a demolition derby, the announcer declares his opponents are going to hit him with the Malikai crunch. This is a direct reference to happy days.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Season four episodes one and two

Josh Smith:

The pinkies.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Malikai brothers were enemies of Carol Pinky Tuscadero.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

a new tough girl in town who faced her and a demolition derby and whose killer move was the Malikai crunch.

Josh Smith:

I think in that episode, Fonzie faked that the car stalled and got them to crash into each other.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh,

Josh Smith:

I think the Fonz saved the day for Pinky. Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

rapper Scarface played the pimp upgrade along with his group ghetto boys Scarface has written and performed many of the rap songs in my judges comedy office space.

Angeline Compau:

I love the music

Rebecca Smith:

Damn it feels good to be a gansta

Angeline Compau:

I love the music and office space so good.

Rebecca Smith:

There you go.

Josh Smith:

I love the music, I don't hate it but I love the movie.

Angeline Compau:

I know I do love that movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Fritos last name pendejo is a spanish insult which means pubic hair but conveys the same sentiment as dumbass

Angeline Compau:

that's funny

Rebecca Smith:

his full name Frito pendejo means fried pubic hair or fried dumbass. it might be a reference to Fritos corn chips ill conceived and Mexican phobic Frito Bandito advertising character

Angeline Compau:

that's funny.

Josh Smith:

Oh, I wish I had some frito corn chips now

Angeline Compau:

I do like Fritos

Josh Smith:

you know what's really good. I know people don't like it. The Frito Lay bean dip you buy in the can I know it's not good for you. But that's the best fucking bean dip in the world just so you know.

Angeline Compau:

I could see you fingering that just like they did in the movie.

Josh Smith:

If nobody was home. I would be fingering that out of

Angeline Compau:

Yeah I could see you doing that

Rebecca Smith:

Josh, I think that you don't give this movie the can after I drained it dry with chips, but I would I would. enough credit. It's it's working on a higher plane here. The object that causes the garbage avalanche of 2505 is a beer can which is in fact recyclable?

Josh Smith:

You know what it is, I don't think I'm smart enough to recognize this movie for what it is the art, you know, just the form of art that it is. I think it's on me Angeline

Angeline Compau:

I think so too.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Incidentally, Greg Louganis, I have been, you know, just in awe of you for so long and made many nice comments. It would be really great if you could weigh in, particularly, hopefully on my side.

Angeline Compau:

what would you do if Greg Louganis was like I like that movie? What would you do?

Josh Smith:

I would no longer be a fan?

Rebecca Smith:

No, you You're such a liar. Here's a fun fact. Angeline.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

and you're gonna be all up on this one.

Angeline Compau:

Yay.

Rebecca Smith:

Although the marketing campaign for this film went unoticed 20th Century Fox licensed the Bronto drink for sale. The drink itself has gained a cult following though it is no longer available for purchase. Ah,

Angeline Compau:

but that's so cool. It's based. It's just gaterade. It's got electrolytes.

Josh Smith:

It's brondo (singing)

Angeline Compau:

Is that something

Josh Smith:

What's that song?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know that song.

Josh Smith:

That song. Flandreau

Angeline Compau:

or, Oh, Fernando.

Josh Smith:

Landro Flandreau

Rebecca Smith:

you're so dumb. So those are just some of the fun trivia facts. I liked it. Would you Okay, so last category, would you recommend seeingthis movie?

Angeline Compau:

I normally would. But apparently it's not recommendable.

Rebecca Smith:

I would if you wanted something funny stupid to watch.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

kind of offensive. If you're not too easily offended.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, you have to warn people. It's very homophobic.

Josh Smith:

I would definitely not recommend this movie. But I would not recommend this movie to anybody that would be offended by all the homosexual comments. Because

Angeline Compau:

yeah,

Josh Smith:

that would not pass even as dense as I am. That would not pass muster in today's

Angeline Compau:

Oh, no, you can't make that today.

Josh Smith:

No, you cannot.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

you shouldn't anyway, I get it.

Angeline Compau:

No, you shouldn't.

Josh Smith:

you can't. And this movie definitely crossed that line. I don't think it did racially but except for the there was one n word,

Rebecca Smith:

one brief.

Josh Smith:

N word and I don't know that would pass muster. And

Angeline Compau:

that was mike judge himself.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

he's canceled.

Angeline Compau:

You might be

Rebecca Smith:

out. I liked it.

Josh Smith:

In the beginning. When they did the army experiment before it got crazy. I thought, the very like the first two minutes of that, alright, it's not gonna be great, but it'll be you know, it'll be okay. But then when he came out into the future, and like, for like two minutes, I'm like, This is gonna be fucking terrible.

Angeline Compau:

It's called Idiocracy.

Josh Smith:

I had hoped for like three or four minutes and I'm like, Ha, no

Angeline Compau:

the movie was called Idiocracy.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you read anything about the movie before watching it?

Josh Smith:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

So had you read something would you have like deterred yourself from

Josh Smith:

No, no, I would rather I don't know how I would have felt it if I read something. I like just going in blind. I had no thoughts one way or the other of this movie before I watched it. I had hope let's put it that way. Now I just have disappointment.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh,

Josh Smith:

resentment.

Angeline Compau:

So dramatic, so dramatic.

Josh Smith:

I don't feel I feel like the audience if they were to comment, would say I was not dramatic

Rebecca Smith:

I can see why like people of your generation would like it though. Or like I would make this like a rewatchable

Josh Smith:

Are you saying Anteline's generation is ghetto

Angeline Compau:

my all my friends love this movie.

Rebecca Smith:

No, I'm not saying that they're dumb. I'm saying it'sof a different generation.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Tell me who your friends that like this movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Kind of like how our generation thought Porky's and all that stupid shit was funny.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

that's fair point. Fair point.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

cuz looking back you think? Well, the only reason people watch Porky's is for thenudity.

Angeline Compau:

the boobs

Josh Smith:

Yeah, this is pre

Rebecca Smith:

even all the animal house all of those movies where I didn't think they were so funny.

Angeline Compau:

No, they're not like, hilarious, but they're all right.

Rebecca Smith:

Every generation so people of like my mom's generation would not get like Porky's or animal house or those movies.

Josh Smith:

Good point. So another way I just I'm just too old for it.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah. See? And that's I didn't even think of that. That is it's because it my generation.

Rebecca Smith:

That's kind of like music too like, I don't get music nowadays.

Josh Smith:

Good point. Good point.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

It's completely my fault. I'm just a bad watcher.

Rebecca Smith:

You're a bad person.

Angeline Compau:

You're a bad person. I get to say it for once. You're a bad person.

Josh Smith:

Yes. We did discuss today that you were most likely again,of this group to to commit statutory rape. Literally, we've all voted. You're the most likely

Angeline Compau:

This. Okay.

Josh Smith:

So let's get back. Have you committed statutory rape because one, so if I got a Bible, there's a Bible on the shelf I deploy. Let's see.

Angeline Compau:

I will put all my hands on it. I swear to god

Rebecca Smith:

have you?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. What? Yeah,

Josh Smith:

no,

Angeline Compau:

you are projecting some evil onto me right now Ricky Bobby and I don't like it.

Josh Smith:

You're projecting!

Angeline Compau:

do not put that evil on me. Yeah, first of all, you're gonna get me on some sort of watch list if you keep saying that. And

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

it's getting, it's getting thrown into the universe.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, hey guys, do you want to hear some fun facts about our podcast? Oh, yeah, I forgot to do this on the last one. Joshua, what do you have to say?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, why are you laughing over there?

Josh Smith:

No, I have nothing, to say.

Angeline Compau:

You have something?

Rebecca Smith:

What do you have?

Josh Smith:

I have nothing. I don't know what you're talking about.

Rebecca Smith:

You were starting to say something.

Josh Smith:

Nope.

Rebecca Smith:

You're a dick.

Josh Smith:

I didn't even do anything?

Angeline Compau:

Sure. You're still a dick.

Rebecca Smith:

You are. Okay. We are for our podcast. Overall. All Time downloads.

Josh Smith:

Give me the drumroll.

Angeline Compau:

We have one of those.

Josh Smith:

She knows what I'm referencing.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, oh, I'm thinking we really did have it.

Rebecca Smith:

2389 downloads

Josh Smith:

2389 downloads.

Rebecca Smith:

We are in a total of 27 countries. We have been listened to

Josh Smith:

27 countries. Literally across the globe.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

We have been listened to. And 322 cities.

Angeline Compau:

Wow.

Rebecca Smith:

Pretty cool.

Josh Smith:

That is pretty cool. I did have a question for our audience.

Rebecca Smith:

What do you think? Okay, the country besides the United States, which is the bulk of ours? What do you think the next country is with the highest number of listens?

Angeline Compau:

Canada?

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, no.

Josh Smith:

The UK?

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Josh Smith:

What is it?

Rebecca Smith:

Germany

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

Way to go Germany.

Josh Smith:

Hey, my family and I are looking for sex.

Angeline Compau:

I get that now. I get it.

Rebecca Smith:

After Germany is France.

Josh Smith:

Oh, that's that frog comment I made

Rebecca Smith:

I know, not going over well Josh.

Josh Smith:

Just just going down

Rebecca Smith:

after France is New Zealand,

Josh Smith:

New Zealand.

Angeline Compau:

Wow

Rebecca Smith:

I know.

Josh Smith:

What does New Zealand have that nobody else has.

Angeline Compau:

Kiwi

Josh Smith:

Is that the only thing,

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know

Angeline Compau:

the Kiwi bird.

Rebecca Smith:

We have kiwi.

Angeline Compau:

Kiwi bird.

Josh Smith:

What is it New Zealand has?

Rebecca Smith:

that nobody else has? I don't know. behind New Zealand is then Canada.

Josh Smith:

Oh, Canada

Rebecca Smith:

and then the United Kingdom.

Josh Smith:

Ah. Nice.

Angeline Compau:

That's pretty cool.

Rebecca Smith:

So thank you, everybody for listening.

Josh Smith:

Can I ask the audience question?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

I was talking with Joe Turnquist today

Angeline Compau:

oh, already sucks.

Josh Smith:

The question sucks, or Joe sucks.

Angeline Compau:

Joe sucks.

Josh Smith:

Agreed. And we disagreed on something. And not not. We didn't have a strong disagreement, but I had just scooped the poop out of the yard. And I put it into you know, I scoop it into a five gallon bucket. And then I drive it around the block to the state land and I throw the poop in the woods. Well, he took that he's like, I'm like that's not littering. That's just throwing dogshit in the woods. He kind of thought it was bad. How do you see that as a bad thing?

Angeline Compau:

It's manure. And you know,

Rebecca Smith:

Animals shit in the woods.

Josh Smith:

They do.

Angeline Compau:

People would pay good money to have that

Josh Smith:

dog shit's not fertilizer.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, it's not fertilizer

Rebecca Smith:

as long as it's not like on a main path where somebody could step on it?

Josh Smith:

That was his question. I said no, there's a thick briar patch that you could never walk through that I just thrown in there.

Angeline Compau:

I think

Josh Smith:

that he said he thought the same spot I said no, I rotate spots.

Angeline Compau:

I think you should take it to Joe's house and throw it in his yard. That's what

Josh Smith:

ah, I will I used to throw it in Joe the cops yard but I felt like he has

Rebecca Smith:

not his yard into the woods behind his yard

Josh Smith:

but since, since there's so much that I started to feel bad about it so I take it to the other woods

Angeline Compau:

Let's take it to Joe turnquist house.

Josh Smith:

I think we should you know the next time we get invited over there.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Josh Smith:

I'm going to

Rebecca Smith:

now we're never going to be invited.

Angeline Compau:

Just show up anyway.

Josh Smith:

I'm just going to throw it right his backyard. I'm gonna go outside, say Hey, I'm just gonna run outside of the car real quick and I'm gonna throw that, you know what i'm gonna do, throw it right in the front yard.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my gosh

Josh Smith:

big pile

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

big steaming pile of dog shit.

Angeline Compau:

right in his flower beds too, do that

Josh Smith:

that would be a great thing to do to Joe

Angeline Compau:

You're welcome.

Josh Smith:

Thank you Angeline.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

you know, he listens to this you know, it's not gonna happen.

Angeline Compau:

No, he could still do it

Josh Smith:

He would never know.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my God

Josh Smith:

he would do after the fact

Angeline Compau:

right?

Josh Smith:

But it's too late. He stole my fucking jeans.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah

Josh Smith:

stole my jeans.

Rebecca Smith:

That was like 10 years ago

Josh Smith:

no, it's not just that he stole my jeans. He said he swapped them and maybe wearing comfortable jeans for that long ass flight.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, it's not his fault that you're stupid.

Angeline Compau:

And people don't forget

Josh Smith:

I don't I didn't forget that.

Angeline Compau:

People never forget

Josh Smith:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

never ever forget

Josh Smith:

what an asshole. Oh, so I talked to Joe the cop across the street about his snowblower. He's like, Yeah I don't even put it in the shed. It's right there. I was like, in the driveway? and he's like yeah, on the other side of the car. I'm like oh man I didn't even see it. I fucking shoveled that whole double driveway it was within 25 feet.

Rebecca Smith:

he was probably watching you on his little camera just laughing

Angeline Compau:

so crazy.

Rebecca Smith:

It's the best.

Angeline Compau:

I'm not surprised though that you aren't very observant. That seems like you

Josh Smith:

it's true.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

I feel like Angeline's mad I didn't like her movie.

Angeline Compau:

I'm so upset. Even though I was prepared. I knew

Josh Smith:

after I shovel off a place for you to park

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, you did. I parked there your road is a deathtrap

Josh Smith:

I know, I called Beck twice because I was like she she's not paying attention. She gets to the bottom of hell at a stop sign. If you like you can slide into the ditch

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, like well earlier like when I left you could tell because the sun was out and it was trying and it was a sheet of ice

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

down our road

Josh Smith:

almost went down. I did a straight up Scooby Doo fucking forty a second windmill. like I did on the ice

Rebecca Smith:

pulling in. Pulling in I almost hit our

Angeline Compau:

Oh, gosh, mailbox because I couldn't I was turning and I was breaking and

Rebecca Smith:

I did back it up and then try and get into the then it just started sliding. And I'm like, well, there goes our mailbox, but I didn't hit it. driveway and I was in 4 wheel drive. But it doesn't matter.

Angeline Compau:

I don't have 4 wheel drive guys,

Josh Smith:

we covered this on our

Rebecca Smith:

you just have to go super slow.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it's gonna be tricky biz

Josh Smith:

we covered this in season one the last time I did the Scooby Doo windmill. And then I went down and then my dog proceeded to ass rape me

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, that was awesome.

Josh Smith:

added insult to injury as I go down in full view of all the houses

Rebecca Smith:

oh, which, by the way. I know. I don't know. You're gonna say it. But I'm surprised you haven't already said it. That we owe you $1

Angeline Compau:

Oh, do we?

Rebecca Smith:

There were people out ice fishing today.

Angeline Compau:

Ah,

Josh Smith:

oh, yeah. So so let me let me fill it in. It was yesterday, I drilled holes in the ice four inches. And today there was probably seven different ice shantys out there.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

all fishing. Like the parking lot was full. And I think people didn't know where the road was, you know, the little loop? No, they just literally, there was no getting out of there without just four wheeling over the humps and stuff. People just forgot how to park. Which was weird. So really weird.

Angeline Compau:

Idiocracy

Rebecca Smith:

All right. So I know you wouldn't recommend it. I'd say go see it, but whatever.

Angeline Compau:

If you're looking for something stupid to laugh at.

Rebecca Smith:

Like if you're if you're down with the COVID or something like that, and you're looking for something stupid to watch on TV. Sure.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Watch, Ow, my balls.

Rebecca Smith:

Ow, my balls.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Alright, so our movie for next week. My pick? For Angeline?

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

it's coming to America. Cuz she's never seen it and we quote that shit all the time.

Josh Smith:

yeah, it's gonna be aged. But back then. It was really funny.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

When was the last time you saw it?

Josh Smith:

Oh, my gosh. Huh. Over a deck over a decade. We saw the second one because you wanted to watch that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

And was

Angeline Compau:

well, I watched the first one fairly recently because it was on my movie list. But yeah, for a podcast.

Josh Smith:

the royal penis is clean.

Rebecca Smith:

Again, she hasn't seen it so she doesn't get that refrence.

Angeline Compau:

But you know what? I'm gonna go in with an open mind. Open Heart. I'm gonna laugh at funny stuff. Man. I'm not gonna hold in my laughter. Like, like a,

Rebecca Smith:

like a bitch

Josh Smith:

you really think I held by laughter.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yes,

Rebecca Smith:

I do.

Angeline Compau:

I do. I think you tried so hard to be like that thats not funny.

Josh Smith:

I had no intention of doing that.

Angeline Compau:

You sat there with a sourpuss look on his face the whole time.

Rebecca Smith:

That's right. You did. the whole time.

Angeline Compau:

The whole time.

Josh Smith:

You guys suck.

Rebecca Smith:

All right. So watch that movie next week. By

Josh Smith:

Is this our new full time format. the way, guys, please.

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Angeline Compau:

no,

Rebecca Smith:

this is just for the movies. We'll go back to our

Josh Smith:

I'm okay with anything. I don't have

Rebecca Smith:

our regular format with our next topic.

Josh Smith:

I think the audience has realized I've put almost no effort into this. You do all the work. And

Angeline Compau:

yeah,

Josh Smith:

Angeline and I think Angeline

Rebecca Smith:

Angeline does work.

Angeline Compau:

I don't really no

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, you do your topic. Okay. I do that.

Josh Smith:

I don't do that.

Angeline Compau:

i Well, you know,

Rebecca Smith:

I do everything else

Angeline Compau:

She does everything, but i'm still.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my god. I almost forgot to say

Angeline Compau:

oh,

Rebecca Smith:

we got our first fan gift.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

From Cara.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Cara Davis made us shirts.

Josh Smith:

Did Angeline get a shirt?

Rebecca Smith:

We all got shirts.

Josh Smith:

Where's your shirt you didn't wear it over here?

Rebecca Smith:

she wore it to work the next day like you did!

Angeline Compau:

Yeah I did too

Rebecca Smith:

we just see a huge thank you to Cara

Angeline Compau:

I gotta send you my picture Cara, amazing.

Rebecca Smith:

We're gonna put it on our Instagram. Cara made us t shirts with Josh's famous quote. That's in the promo.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you remember what it is? Josh?

Josh Smith:

It's not about Democrats or free money. It's not about Republicans more. It's about Funyuns.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

I don't remember making that quote, by the way, but

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Josh Smith:

I remember. I remember Jamaica you fuckwad.

Angeline Compau:

That was funny as fuck.

Rebecca Smith:

So yes, so Cara, thank you so much for that she made us all t shirts and then it has our little

Angeline Compau:

yes

Rebecca Smith:

website on the back.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Can we do a curmudgeon corner next Sunday? Let me let me tell you why. Let me tell you why. I think next Saturday, Joe and Steve are going to come over for our first ice fishing outage.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

so we're gonna go in this lake I want to go to Mud Lake because it's a little harder to get to a little more, you know, secluded and just seems like you're in Alaska when you're in that lake. But either way, the likelihood of good stories about idiots you know, Steve taking 45 minutes to get dressed to go ice fishing after you got dressed to come over

Rebecca Smith:

I have a better idea why don't you guys record here. after you're done ice fishing?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

every time you have seen us go ice fishing.

Rebecca Smith:

I know.

Josh Smith:

People come back past the point. Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

well, that's what would make it fun.

Josh Smith:

You would have to do all the work.

Rebecca Smith:

I will do all the work. I'll sit in here and all you guys have to do is sit here on the mics and talk

Josh Smith:

I'll try to get them

Rebecca Smith:

I can like ask you questions if you want to ask questions. I can

Josh Smith:

the only downside of you know do that. And I will try that. I know there'll be in a hurry to get home. I will make every effort but I can promise you that even if I get them to it. I can't see Steve talking at all on the podcast.

Rebecca Smith:

Why Steve is a great storyteller

Josh Smith:

for not and he loves to tell stories. Favorite thing? I think he's gonna freeze up.

Angeline Compau:

Oh geez,

Rebecca Smith:

no, no, we're just sitting here asking questions.

Angeline Compau:

even 15 bears deep.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I think he will.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my

Josh Smith:

Steve is literally the storyteller though.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

when we get together. He loves to hang out. He's not a solitude guy he just so that'll be fun. That'll be a fun thing.

Rebecca Smith:

What if I

Josh Smith:

and you're both Welcome to go ice fishing with us? Angeline you cannot be in the shanty you have to sit outside on a bucket

Angeline Compau:

pass.

Rebecca Smith:

You're a dick, I'm not going out there

Josh Smith:

You can be in the shanty. We will put Joe outside so you can be in it Why can't I be in the Shanty?

Rebecca Smith:

I'm not doing it.

Josh Smith:

Shanty has standards.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, man

Rebecca Smith:

you wouldn't want to be in a shanty. It stinks like feet

Angeline Compau:

ew, then no.

Josh Smith:

not yet it's still early in the season. Nobody's taking a shit in theshanty yet

Rebecca Smith:

Garlic farts and feat Angeline that's what it's gonna smell like.

Josh Smith:

Not yet. Not yet, but we're hoping by the end of the season

Rebecca Smith:

gross.

Josh Smith:

We gotta have goals.

Angeline Compau:

It's gonna be a no for me dog.

Josh Smith:

nobody's taken a shit in the shanty yet.

Angeline Compau:

Why? Why do you say yet how about nobody takes a shit in the shanty.

Josh Smith:

Well, I mean, you don't aim to take a shit in the shanty, but at some point like when you're a mile out or your Mud Lake and all that you gotta go Yeah, like, I gotta fucking walk miles back, get my cars.

Rebecca Smith:

Why would you sit in the Shanty? Why don't you just go in the woods and shit?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Like that might work. But sometimes you're in you're in like a lake that you know, it's just a lake. It's flat. You can see for miles

Rebecca Smith:

you have a fucking auger. Why do you just drill a hole ice and shit in the ice.

Josh Smith:

What you do is still, you know, everybody can see. Everybody can see you. So you take a bucket.

Rebecca Smith:

But if you're in

Josh Smith:

you shit in the bucket while you're in the shanty, then you just throw that on the ice.

Rebecca Smith:

So there's basically shit on the ice.

Josh Smith:

Well, it's in the bucket on the ice.

Rebecca Smith:

Then what do you do with this shit? When you're done?

Josh Smith:

You leave the bucket or you

Rebecca Smith:

you leave a bucket of shit on the ice

Josh Smith:

or you take the bucket back put the bucket in the trash.

Angeline Compau:

That's a good bucket. Why not just like throwing your turd out and rinsing it or something? You just throw a bucket away

Josh Smith:

I can honestly say that I I would not save the bucket at that point.

Rebecca Smith:

You guys are gross.

Angeline Compau:

Go poop in the woods and save a bucket. Damn.

Josh Smith:

You can't poop in the woods when you're on Lake St. Clair.

Rebecca Smith:

It's kind of like save a horse ride a cowboy?

Angeline Compau:

Save a bucket.

Josh Smith:

I can't wait for Angeline to have to take shit in the woods and I'll hear that story. Oh, she's like, No, I can't even take a shit in a hotel. People.

Angeline Compau:

That's true. I can't

Rebecca Smith:

I pooped in the woods before

Angeline Compau:

I would

Josh Smith:

I have shit in my pants while in the woods before.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, no, I can't. I can't poop. I'll hold it for days.

Josh Smith:

Really?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

That's weird

Josh Smith:

You ever at to the point where you just can't hold it anymore.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah. Then Then there's there's no hope,

Rebecca Smith:

it's not like I wanted to poop in the woods. I had to I had no choice.

Josh Smith:

You mean? Wait a second. Did you not just save it up so you could have the experience you didn't like?

Angeline Compau:

Who does that?

Rebecca Smith:

I did do a technique that I learned though.

Josh Smith:

You hold on to the tree in front of you.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. You pull your pants down. You hold on to the tree in front of you and you squat back so that you don't hit anything

Josh Smith:

you don't want to lean up against the tree because then you're gonna shut down your dad your pants and your legs and you gotta yell at the tree in front of you gotta hold it's gotta be true, but yeah, a good grip on it. One hand that shit.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, this is good to notice in case because if I ever do have to poop is not going to be a solid. It's gonna be a liquid

Josh Smith:

and then you take your sock off and

Rebecca Smith:

wipe your butt with your sock,

Josh Smith:

then you leave your sock in the woods.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I remember years ago I was scouting a hunting spot with Claxton

Rebecca Smith:

that's why I wear a fanny pack now with like, Kleenex

Angeline Compau:

That's smart. It's not gonna go to the woods

Rebecca Smith:

just don't go in our woods because its full of How about that shit apparently

Angeline Compau:

it's shit socks.

Josh Smith:

Well if you ever see a sock or a towel in the woods don't pick it up because that's what it's that's what it is. Somebody has to

Angeline Compau:

Can't people like bury it so that somebody doesn't like accidentally pick it up bury your shit

Josh Smith:

I don't think I've buried it

Angeline Compau:

why? Get a stick or something and make a hole

Josh Smith:

its gonna degrade, it's fabric it's not like it's

Rebecca Smith:

well on a walk I don't have anything that make a hole with

Angeline Compau:

a stick

Josh Smith:

you're already uncomfortable like your, you've got you've soiled yourself.

Angeline Compau:

This is why I don't even go in the woods. I just stay home so that I stay where there's toilets.

Rebecca Smith:

Alright, so anyway, everybody rate rate us review us that other people in different countries listen to us.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Because of you rating. So you can rate us on Spotify. Now you can rate us on Apple. You can go Leave us comments. And Josh really want you to comment on our website, or call us on the website and leave a message or you can write a message whichever

Angeline Compau:

mm,

Rebecca Smith:

but we want to hear from you, Germany. We want to hear from you.

Josh Smith:

I will learn

Rebecca Smith:

I will learn

Josh Smith:

I could learn German. I can

Rebecca Smith:

Okay. All right. Thanks,

Josh Smith:

Good day.

Rebecca Smith:

Thank you guys.

Angeline Compau:

Good Day

Rebecca Smith:

Go watch coming to America for next week.

Josh Smith:

Please do.

Rebecca Smith:

Bye

Angeline Compau:

bye. Greg Louganis.