Jan. 14, 2022

S2- Episode 2- European Vacation!

S2- Episode 2- European Vacation!

The first episode in our movie series!  Josh picked European Vacation for Angeline to see.  As a classic that we quote several times, we show Angeline European Vacation so that she can finally get some of our references!!  In honor of one of Rebecca's favorite podcasts, The Rewatchables, we discuss this movie in terms of categories and what we liked the most.  Be sure to let us know how you feel about this movie by commenting on our website!  And if you are a lover of movies, go check out the Rewatchables podcast!

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Transcript
Josh Smith:

Jasper was really quiet when you told him to be quiet right there.

Angeline Compau:

Why is your mouth so close to the microphone?

Rebecca Smith:

Who are we right now?

Angeline Compau:

Why is your mouth so close?

Josh Smith:

It's the right way to do sound.

Rebecca Smith:

Whatver.

Josh Smith:

I've been told I have a good radio voice.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes you do.

Angeline Compau:

You actually do.

Josh Smith:

It's all about the distance from the microphone.

Rebecca Smith:

It's really not.

Angeline Compau:

You sure? Because I feel like your lips don't need to touch it.

Josh Smith:

They do

Angeline Compau:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

No, gross

Josh Smith:

I like to get my beard hair caught up in it when I talk. That's sick. Ew, what are you doing? Quit rubbing your beard

Rebecca Smith:

You're disgusting on it. Stop rubbing yourself you weirdo! You're disgusting.

Josh Smith:

That's alright Angeline, you don't know what I did to yours and Becky's microphones when you guys aren't here.

Angeline Compau:

Sick. I don't even... no words.

Josh Smith:

Excellent.

Rebecca Smith:

You're disgusting.

Josh Smith:

Let's talk about our movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Alright, our movie, European vacation, Angeline just watched it.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, I just watched it, it was freaking hilarious.

Rebecca Smith:

So you liked it?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah. Oh my god. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Yay.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, that movie was funny.

Rebecca Smith:

I think that this is one of the movies that we quote the most. For sure.

Josh Smith:

Yes, it absolutely. Is. There were many good quotes in this movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, we'll go over some of them.

Josh Smith:

Favorite quote.

Rebecca Smith:

So basically, okay, we're gonna do this. Like, if anybody's ever heard this podcast The Rewatchables it's awesome. You can find it anywhere. And it's a movie like they go through all the movies that they like to re watch or whatever and so they do like categories and things. So we have some categories rewatchable style,

Angeline Compau:

ah

Rebecca Smith:

to go through. Okay, so what what do you quote the most out of this movie Josh?

Josh Smith:

Big Ben parliament?

Rebecca Smith:

Big Ben, parliament. Yes, that's not all.

Josh Smith:

That's what I quote the most.

Rebecca Smith:

What else?

Josh Smith:

Uh,

Angeline Compau:

he's gonna pork her.

Josh Smith:

He's not gonna pork her.

Rebecca Smith:

He's not gonna pork her Russ.

Josh Smith:

He's gonna He's gonna porker. That's a classic.

Rebecca Smith:

That's a good one.

Josh Smith:

Dad, their speaking English

Angeline Compau:

That was the best.

Josh Smith:

Dad, he's speaking English

Rebecca Smith:

Dad, he's speaking English,

Angeline Compau:

you could not understand flipping word he was saying.

Josh Smith:

I'll bring you some dishwater, you won't know the difference.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I'll bring you some dirty dishwater, you won't know the difference.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, and then, Where are you gonna find a waiter like that in the United States?

Angeline Compau:

That's so funny.

Josh Smith:

And then, I want to write. You know what a sculpt, I need a bathroom.

Rebecca Smith:

Sculpt something massive.

Josh Smith:

and one of the ones you quote a lot is Rusty

Rebecca Smith:

Rusty, yeah I do say that one.

Josh Smith:

Those are my big quotes. I always quote on that movie.

Rebecca Smith:

we used to like, we would always say We'll be pigs!

Josh Smith:

oh and scarf some grimace proportions

Rebecca Smith:

you say that all the time

Josh Smith:

scarf some grimace proportions, it's such a good one

Rebecca Smith:

that one and then we also do like would you like that in the can?

Josh Smith:

You want that hear or in the can?

Rebecca Smith:

that one big ben parliament? Yeah. Oh, what did No she says would you like that in the can.

Angeline Compau:

No I'll just have it here. she do? She Queens Russ. She Queens

Josh Smith:

That is a classic

Angeline Compau:

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. What does the Queen do? She Queens

Rebecca Smith:

That and then we also growing up my brothers and sisters always say you don't want to like a rooster do ya Russ?

Josh Smith:

That's a good one that Joe, Joe Turnquist does that one. Aw, you don't want to look like a rooster, do ya? He does that a lot.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Then look Dad, bedpans.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, oh, that's a classic.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god

Josh Smith:

what he's brushing his teeth in the bedpan that's good

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my when I saw it. I was like that's a pee pot.

Rebecca Smith:

yes. And then Josh, you also say this all the time. And by the way, I've been good.

Josh Smith:

Classic.

Rebecca Smith:

You do that all the time.

Josh Smith:

Because you're not a man Russ.

Rebecca Smith:

So what do you what did what were your some memorable scenes?

Angeline Compau:

Ah, the beginning when they're on a game show pig in a poke.

Josh Smith:

The statutory rape scene?

Angeline Compau:

Yes! Where he Richard Dawson's the little girl. Who looks like she's like eight by the way. And he's like making out with her. That was the funniest thing. But also disgusting

Josh Smith:

It's a 15 year old girl that he is tongue in hand on the ass.

Angeline Compau:

Is that how old she's supposed to be?

Josh Smith:

Well she can't drive in that movie. So

Angeline Compau:

Oh, I thought she was like 12, but she has a boyfriend.

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yes. She's got a hot boyfriend.

Josh Smith:

I love the pink toilet paper.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

I learned something new. Because I didn't know that they had colored toilet paper.

Rebecca Smith:

That used to be a thing.

Josh Smith:

you could get white, pink or baby blue when we were growing up

Angeline Compau:

why would you do that?

Josh Smith:

And I want to say there was some yellow toilet paper as well.

Angeline Compau:

Ew, like pre pissed on?

Rebecca Smith:

I feel like there was yellow too.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Josh Smith:

It was not pre pissed on.

Angeline Compau:

But it looks like though if you get yellow

Josh Smith:

It was a soft yellow.

Angeline Compau:

That's sick.

Rebecca Smith:

soft yellow.

Josh Smith:

The pink was a hard pink though. like the blue was like a sky blue

Rebecca Smith:

Like the pink in the movie.

Josh Smith:

That was that was an accurate rendition. It was hardcore pink.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. And people would buy it to match like people would put those like rug things on top of their toilet.

Angeline Compau:

Oh Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

kinda like toilit seat covers and rugs all of that shit would match. And then you'd have your matching toilet paper.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. When my dad lived by himself he had those.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

yeah. Fuck those things.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

It's gross because you get pee on them.

Angeline Compau:

it's a pee catcher. That's why I think dudes did it.

Rebecca Smith:

It's disgusting

Angeline Compau:

pee catcher.

Josh Smith:

So, the statutory rape that was a good one.

Rebecca Smith:

That was a good one.

Josh Smith:

The pink toilet paper.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

I just like that, where he goes Clark, Ellen. Rusty, Audrey.

Josh Smith:

Ah. How about the I don't know if you guys picked up on it. She had a poster of Jack shirtless above her bed.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yes.

Rebecca Smith:

In the hotel room. That's when I said she a poster of him.

Angeline Compau:

She had pictures of him

Rebecca Smith:

Which Jack,

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

was hot, he's the guy from Karate Kid.

Angeline Compau:

Is that Billy Zabka?

Rebecca Smith:

uh, huh

Angeline Compau:

shut up!

Josh Smith:

Yup,

Angeline Compau:

it was Billy Zabka

Rebecca Smith:

yes.

Josh Smith:

And then are you happy now? Dad? She's dead.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

that was good.

Rebecca Smith:

I can't believe you didn't know that was him. Which by the way,

Angeline Compau:

First of all, we gotta talk about Audrey having a hot boyfriend. She's not hot

Rebecca Smith:

I know.

Angeline Compau:

Rest in peace. By the way.

Rebecca Smith:

How did she die? Do you know?

Angeline Compau:

I have no idea. But she died at like 32.

Josh Smith:

Who's dead?

Angeline Compau:

Audrey.

Josh Smith:

Audry's dead?

Angeline Compau:

That one? Yeah. She died in 96. She was only 32 years old.

Josh Smith:

Sorry Audrey

Rebecca Smith:

The guy that played Rusty, Jason Lively, is brother of Blake Lively.

Angeline Compau:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Never heard of him.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, Blake's a girl.

Rebecca Smith:

You know who Blake Lively is. You know who Robin lively is?

Josh Smith:

Nope.

Angeline Compau:

Who's Robin?

Rebecca Smith:

Robin Lively was in the Karate Kid 3, the redhead.

Angeline Compau:

Hmm,

Josh Smith:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. You do the one that makes the pots in Karate Kid.

Josh Smith:

Pots?

Rebecca Smith:

Don't you remember she sculpted the pots? And she had a boyfriend so they never hooked up. And that's when the bullies came because they wanted him to fight in the all valley tournament and he didn't want to

Josh Smith:

drawing a blank

Rebecca Smith:

and they had to propel down, you're such an asshole. You know you, God you're such an asshole.

Angeline Compau:

Jason lively when he was going through puberty. Not cute. I don't know you look like now but sorry, no,

Josh Smith:

as the person in this group most likely to make not good out with a teenager. I'm surprised to hear that from you

Rebecca Smith:

Nice.

Josh Smith:

That's so sick. I would never So true though.

Angeline Compau:

No, I am not a raper

Rebecca Smith:

I'm not a raper that I need to mark down for the promo for next year. I am not a raper

Angeline Compau:

especially not a kid one. Right, yeah jot that down. Remember? Always Sunny? Through God, all things are possible. So, jot that down.

Josh Smith:

I'm a full on rapist.

Rebecca Smith:

A full on rapist

Josh Smith:

philanthropist, full on rapist.

Angeline Compau:

So good.

Josh Smith:

Those are mine.

Rebecca Smith:

That, ok so the other memorable scenes were, for me,

Angeline Compau:

Let me see what I wrote.

Rebecca Smith:

I know what you wrote. But for me, it was. I won't say yours.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

Big Ben parliament is one. Pig in a Poke,

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

is one.

Angeline Compau:

Him, him parking next to Stonehenge. That was hilarious.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my gosh.

Angeline Compau:

I picked, I picked up on that right away. I was like, first of all,

Josh Smith:

Who would park right up on it?

Rebecca Smith:

Park right up on it.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, who lets tourist just drive their car right up to it.

Rebecca Smith:

The German dancing scene, that was the other one.

Josh Smith:

I love it, I love that scene, especially when he headbutts the guy right?

Angeline Compau:

That was oh my god was in his later Hosen though. Hello.

Josh Smith:

You know, those weren't socks. He had like sweat bands

Rebecca Smith:

he had like sweat bands around your calves

Josh Smith:

but, no sock.

Rebecca Smith:

That's weird.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it was weird.

Josh Smith:

I thought that was weird.

Rebecca Smith:

But the best one

Angeline Compau:

The best was when they're in France.

Rebecca Smith:

French culture

Angeline Compau:

French culture.

Josh Smith:

Oh, yeah. They've been doing this for aeons.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

And their doing like the calisthenics and he's like doing it.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my gosh,

Josh Smith:

that is so awesome.

Angeline Compau:

He takes his wife for a romantic night out. He's talking about like she's got he's taken her out.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm gonna introduce you to French culture,

Angeline Compau:

and they end up at like a burlesque show. And they're topless. And she's not enjoying himself herself. But Clark Sure is.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

Hilarious.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. What do you think has aged the best out of this movie, because it's pretty old. It's from the 80s

Angeline Compau:

it is.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

1985. five years before I was born.

Rebecca Smith:

I would say, what I liked were like the electronic translators. That was a little bit before it's time

Angeline Compau:

yeah, it would have been expensive to have that

Rebecca Smith:

to have that translator. The 80s fashions besides the outfits in Rome,

Angeline Compau:

Right.

Rebecca Smith:

But the fashions were pretty dead on like, I would wear.

Josh Smith:

yeah.

Angeline Compau:

I like the jelly shoes.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, he had jellies on. She also had like buttons on her little jean jacket vest, which I used to have

Josh Smith:

flair

Angeline Compau:

for sure

Rebecca Smith:

flair. Totally had flair. Hers was like Gumby. I love that. gumby's another 80s thing. That's the commercials that they were singing. Oh, cheese or snow was another line. we always say.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, it's true. I was gonna bring that up.

Angeline Compau:

Cheese or snow.

Josh Smith:

yeah, it was a good one.

Rebecca Smith:

But that was the thing. Like anytime you were a kid and you'd get to like stay in a hotel room you'd like immediately go for the TV.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, heck yeah, I still do.

Josh Smith:

Because back then, like when you went to a hotel, they would have free HBO, Cinemax and you didn't have it at home, You'd be like, yes, jackpot!

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. But like the commercials they were singing totally remember those slogans for the

Josh Smith:

I do

Rebecca Smith:

the beer one.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Beer after beer,

Rebecca Smith:

If you've got the time, we've got the beer.

Josh Smith:

Budwiser

Rebecca Smith:

Is it Budwiser? That's what I thought.

Josh Smith:

It's a classic, king of beers.

Rebecca Smith:

and then reach out and touch someone was

Josh Smith:

at&t

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Reach out

Rebecca Smith:

Reach out and touch someone.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny.

Rebecca Smith:

They don't do that anymore. They don't have like, jingles.

Josh Smith:

No, they don't.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

bring them back.

Rebecca Smith:

Bring them back.

Angeline Compau:

Bring them back.

Rebecca Smith:

And the jellies with the socks mm, hmm

Angeline Compau:

oh gosh, I like jellies, but not with socks.

Josh Smith:

I still think that what didn't age well, was the rape scenes.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah. That

Josh Smith:

like you watch that now and you see an old man grab a 15 year old girl by the ass and make out with her you're mortified. But back then it was funny.

Rebecca Smith:

Back then it was funny?

Josh Smith:

It was funny back then, but now you look at it like holy shit he just went all out.

Rebecca Smith:

yeah

Josh Smith:

and that last time we better over just grabbed a handful of ass.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

That was sick.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

That was so gross.

Rebecca Smith:

I would say camcorders and all the different cameras that they use in this.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah

Rebecca Smith:

Probably did not age well. But I could see somebody like taking video on their phone and the phone getting stolen and

Angeline Compau:

Oh, for sure. That's true.

Rebecca Smith:

being put up.

Angeline Compau:

That's true.

Josh Smith:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

that kind of stuff.

Angeline Compau:

Did you delete that video?

Rebecca Smith:

That's another memorable scene, The minute you walked in the joint

Josh Smith:

I could see you were a man of distinction, real big

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, spender. I like that song.

Josh Smith:

That's what Beck sings to me when I come home from work.

Angeline Compau:

In her towel?

Josh Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, i knew it.

Rebecca Smith:

My fuzzy little heels. My fuzzy kitten heels.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Perfect.

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

absolutely. I need some pink toilet paper for that.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Josh Smith:

So next time I go to Meijer, which is hopefully never again. I'm gonna look for a different color toilet paper.

Rebecca Smith:

They don't have it anymore. They don't sell it. Probably because of the dye.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that's true. I've never seen it.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think you're allowed to have that anymore.

Josh Smith:

It's not good for the nether nether regions.

Rebecca Smith:

They had a full on like living room and their bedroom. I did not get that. Because they had where she had the bathroom.

Angeline Compau:

Right.

Rebecca Smith:

And that whole thing like that doorway. And then they had like he put the camcorder on the coffee table. And there was like a couch there.

Angeline Compau:

I think there's a lot of money and preservatives. So.

Josh Smith:

There is, there is.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, I think so. They're living large.

Josh Smith:

What was your scene, Angeline?

Angeline Compau:

Them in the burlesque show was the best.

Josh Smith:

That was the best one.

Angeline Compau:

When he's doing the dance with them. That was the best.

Josh Smith:

it's funny though. It's all Chinese or Japanese

Angeline Compau:

Asain dudes

Josh Smith:

Asian businessmen.

Angeline Compau:

Asian businessmen with them?

Josh Smith:

Yeah. But, it's all Asian.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

And don't call Sheree a slut

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my God. Yeah, Rusty in there with the hooker. I'm sorry. sex worker.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

Rusty in there. And he's like, I paid her. That was great.

Rebecca Smith:

Here are things that I did not get. Like, for instance, what I mentioned we were watching it. When they are exiting, they get to London. And they're getting everything out of the car. And that guy comes up to help him in the whole joke is he's gonna smack them with the big long things.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

What was what were in those tubes. And why are you traveling with like 5 tubes of what

Josh Smith:

I've been thinking about it. I think those were Audrey's pictures rolled up.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah, that posters.

Josh Smith:

I think that was all the Jack stuff rolled up.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay. That does makes sense.

Josh Smith:

She had a lot of pictures of Jack and I don't think she put them all up.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Josh Smith:

I also noticed that Angeline has never flown first class.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah. She said that.

Josh Smith:

Which is sad.

Rebecca Smith:

Which is sad for you.

Josh Smith:

Cuz it's awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

it really is awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Wow, thanks. I'm a sad person. Okay, I fly coach.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

I did not know the trays folded into your armrest that was a new thing for me. I was like, what?

Rebecca Smith:

Typically they do there? And like if you're, um

Josh Smith:

unless you're the first first row, then they fold into the armrest.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, if you're in the first row of coach.

Josh Smith:

Wow.

Rebecca Smith:

because you don't have anything to come down from.

Angeline Compau:

I didn't know you guys were such experts on first class.

Josh Smith:

We are

Angeline Compau:

Wow. Whoa.

Rebecca Smith:

We're experts on flying in general.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, okay, fine

Josh Smith:

see, there's our class.

Angeline Compau:

And I'm wayyyyy down here.

Josh Smith:

Then there's yours

Angeline Compau:

I'm at rock bottom.

Josh Smith:

We call you the second tier.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, thanks

Josh Smith:

out of two. You're tier two out of two

Rebecca Smith:

Tier two. Do you think the English are that nice?

Josh Smith:

Well, you've been there. Well, how were you treated?

Rebecca Smith:

Not like that. I didn't really get any accidents though. Like I didn't like wrong anybody. But we were told like when I read like read the like the guide books and stuff like that before we went. It was all like, they don't like that Americans are so loud.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, we are

Rebecca Smith:

and if you're riding the tube, you need to just sit and be quiet don't have loud conversations, or anything like that to annoy people.

Josh Smith:

No fart wars,

Rebecca Smith:

no fart wars.

Angeline Compau:

I always thought that was like a Canadian thing. They were really nice. I never heard that about

Rebecca Smith:

Canadians are nice

Josh Smith:

Canadians are nice people.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. See, I heard that.

Rebecca Smith:

the French are rude.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, it sucks, I had a bowl of fucking corn thrown on my head in France.

Rebecca Smith:

You did?

Josh Smith:

when I was walking to work one day from the hotel.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

And it's early because they don't go to work till like 930 And somebody just threw a bowl of corn out from the night before the window and it just rained down on top of me.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

That's sweet I just got corn all over my fucking sport coat.

Angeline Compau:

You got corned.

Josh Smith:

I did. I'm looking up like I'm getting ready to like hey motherfucker and nobody even looked out I don't think they looked I think they just stood on the street and I just happened to be walking by.

Angeline Compau:

That's the funniest thing ever. They were just like

Josh Smith:

fucking bowl of cooked corn thown on my head.

Angeline Compau:

fuck whoever this lands on

Josh Smith:

we just throw, we just throw our corn right in the middle of fucking street in Paris.

Rebecca Smith:

You got straight up corned.

Josh Smith:

I did.

Angeline Compau:

Jimmy got corn.

Rebecca Smith:

Here's the thing. I don't know if they're rude. I think they're very passionate.

Josh Smith:

No, their fucking rude.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh,

Josh Smith:

rude.

Rebecca Smith:

We were in there. And I was going from one hotel to another hotel. Because you we I was staying at what like a Hilton, what

Josh Smith:

we were at the Marriott.

Rebecca Smith:

It was the Marriott. And then we were moving to a different one when you came back from your conference. So I was moving from just one hotel to another. I get my luggage. I go out and they're like, Do you need a cab? And I said, Yeah, I just I'm just going to this place. Not I don't know where it is, but. And he's like, Okay, so the guy gets me in a cab. And then the cabbie sees where I'm going. And he starts yelling at him. Like, he's like, Oh, she's going blah, blah, blah. And he's like, straight up, starts yelling gets out of the car and was like yelling at this guy.

Josh Smith:

Cuz it was too short of a drive for him.

Rebecca Smith:

It was too short of a drive. And he was there to actually pick up another fare that was supposed to be going to the airport, which is a lot longer on the drive. And then they had caught a different cab I guess.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

and so the guy's like, just set me up in this one. And this guy was pissed. And like yelling and I'm like, I'm so sorry. I can take some where, I can do something else. He's like, no no no, it's not you, and like just like continued yelling like throughout the whole ride there, just like yelling. And so I'm like, fearing for my life driving with him because he was still like mad. Oh my god. Yeah, so that's the thing. Like they're not just rude to Americans. They're rude to each other and like angry with each other all the time. I feel like but we did have some we met like all the people in the restaurants were mostly nice like the little bakeries and

Josh Smith:

so we thought just like the original movie vacation who knows what they're really saying to us? We ordered escargot, for all I know they just gave us cooked up Fucking snot balls.

Angeline Compau:

That's true.

Josh Smith:

They're still delicious, by the way. Cheese

Rebecca Smith:

Anything with garlic butter.

Josh Smith:

Cheese, garlic butter and some sort of snail

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, right you know fried loogy. I don't know. It was good.

Rebecca Smith:

So yeah,

Josh Smith:

we had rabbit rabbits good.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

that doesn't sound good.

Josh Smith:

Their burgers all come with a

Rebecca Smith:

Fried egg.

Josh Smith:

really fried lightly fried egg so it gets super juicy quick. Which is not bad, but I'd rather just go tomato

Angeline Compau:

I like eggs.

Rebecca Smith:

I thought people in London were nice. Like the promo we the like the pubs and stuff that we went to. We talked to people and they were nice. The people at the the Yeoman Warders at the Tower are nice

Josh Smith:

Yeoman. What is the Yeoman?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know they're like the military. Or like the Queen's guards.

Angeline Compau:

Is that what they call them?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeoman Warders. Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Yeoman Warders. Did not know that

Angeline Compau:

me either.

Josh Smith:

I thought a Yeoman was something to do with like the Navy.

Rebecca Smith:

Maybe

Josh Smith:

it's a rank

Rebecca Smith:

it's a military thing

Josh Smith:

I'm a yeomen. I'm gonna have to look it up.

Angeline Compau:

Google it

Josh Smith:

You guys commence

Angeline Compau:

in the meantime,

Rebecca Smith:

long distance phone calls too you don't get that nowadays

Angeline Compau:

that was so funny

Rebecca Smith:

she was on the phone forever

Angeline Compau:

tried to call her boyfriend

Rebecca Smith:

your mom's calling you to dinner? Ok, I'll wait.

Josh Smith:

I remember when I traveled internationally. And I would always be cheap when I called you.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Like that's a $17 call,

Rebecca Smith:

or you'd have to have like a calling card or something to use.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Here's the Yeoman definition. A man holding and cultivating a small land at a state a servant at a royal or noble household ranking between a sergeant and a groom or Squire and a page.

Angeline Compau:

Thank you. Thank you for that.

Josh Smith:

You guys are assholes.

Angeline Compau:

That needed to happen

Josh Smith:

A lot of people want to know what Yeoman.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think anybody wants to know.

Angeline Compau:

I think everyone has Google on their own phones and could have done that themselves.

Josh Smith:

I think you suck.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think that dog would have lived jumping off of the

Josh Smith:

No

Rebecca Smith:

top of the

Angeline Compau:

no

Rebecca Smith:

Eiffel tower, which I feel like they were pretty low, I feel like

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, they weren't at the top

Rebecca Smith:

the top is a lot higher. But I didn't go up to top.

Josh Smith:

No, the dog would not have lived.

Angeline Compau:

I don't think that dog would have went for that he didn't go for anything else.

Rebecca Smith:

It's like, well, that whole they set it up by playing Frisbee with them in the park

Angeline Compau:

right

Rebecca Smith:

on the ground

Angeline Compau:

and he didn't go for it. So why would he go for that one?

Josh Smith:

Rusty

Rebecca Smith:

Rusty

Josh Smith:

Beck does the best accent

Rebecca Smith:

Because we say it all the time.

Josh Smith:

I do you like the bed scenes. Where he hops in the first bed.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my God, yes.

Rebecca Smith:

The first bed he sinks

Josh Smith:

soft, soft bed.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah, that whole scene too where he goes into the wrong room.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

And she's in the bath and like, I'm so horny, why don't you just get in with me.

Angeline Compau:

Why don't you just get in here with me.

Josh Smith:

Ellen, when did you stop shaving your legs?

Rebecca Smith:

Josh says that all the time.

Josh Smith:

It's the best ever

Rebecca Smith:

If you could just release my leg...

Josh Smith:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

no

Angeline Compau:

It's hot, are you hot?

Rebecca Smith:

no,

Angeline Compau:

no.

Josh Smith:

If I could whistle like that that guy whistles, I would.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, that was good.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I can't.

Angeline Compau:

No, I can't either.

Josh Smith:

I get yelled at when I whistle.

Angeline Compau:

Too loud?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. It's just constant.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

and it's always the same song.

Angeline Compau:

You only got one tune?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

I got many tunes.

Angeline Compau:

Are you sure? I feel like your lame one trick pony guy.

Rebecca Smith:

You are

Josh Smith:

I'm not a very good whistler, but if I could practice I could get better

Angeline Compau:

go outside.

Josh Smith:

I do whistle outside.

Angeline Compau:

There you go

Josh Smith:

I whistle while I work.

Rebecca Smith:

As long as you're not around me, that's cool. Here's the best part of watching this movie with Angeline. Is that part where are they doing the dream sequences?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Clark's? No it was Beverly D'Angelo's

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

it was her deep dream sequence about Charles and Di, and Angeline's like, it's that really them?

Josh Smith:

Oh my God, she did

Angeline Compau:

I did.

Josh Smith:

I can't believe it.

Angeline Compau:

Maybe they were cool in 1985 and they wanted to be in the movie.

Josh Smith:

Is that really them?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think

Angeline Compau:

why?

Rebecca Smith:

the queen

Angeline Compau:

Why not?

Rebecca Smith:

Prince Charles and Lady Diana are all going to be on European Vacation movie

Angeline Compau:

You know what, they go the best actors ever that looked exactly like them. I'll say that

Rebecca Smith:

He does look like Charles the girl didn't look like Diana so much.

Josh Smith:

No not even close.

Angeline Compau:

She did too.

Rebecca Smith:

The lady that played the Queen looked like her.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

not even close.

Angeline Compau:

You guys suck.

Rebecca Smith:

The Queen lady was good.

Angeline Compau:

I thought you know what? It's a big movie

Rebecca Smith:

Back then, the Queen back then, not like the Queen now

Angeline Compau:

It was a big movie, they were gonna make a lot of money or something. They thought that maybe they'd get in there for some PR. That's what I thought.

Josh Smith:

So for those of you,

Angeline Compau:

So I did ask if that was really them

Josh Smith:

that are under the reign of the Queen. Just know that that's how little Angeline thinks of your sovereign Queen

Angeline Compau:

actually that is true

Josh Smith:

That she would be low enough to go into an American comedy.

Angeline Compau:

That's like, but that was such a good movie.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

it was a big franchise. So

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Angeline Compau:

you know,

Josh Smith:

not so much

Angeline Compau:

well, could've happened.

Josh Smith:

No, no, no, it couldn't

Angeline Compau:

I know it didn't now but

Josh Smith:

it would never ever happen

Angeline Compau:

well not now, cuz Diana's dead

Rebecca Smith:

Josh also likes that scene in the train. When they get to the train. They're all just trying to annoy each other.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, my gosh

Josh Smith:

I love it when the Dad is wrestling and then shhhh Joe turnquist Does that from time to time if he gives you the shhhh, he's about to Indian burn your shit. That's that's one of his go to moves in a wrestling match.

Angeline Compau:

Rusty was the worst

Josh Smith:

No. It's me.

Rebecca Smith:

Babe I know....Yes I do,

Angeline Compau:

oh that was the best they they were all annoying. I would have killed every one of them.

Rebecca Smith:

It's so funny

Josh Smith:

I think they had to put like Vaseline or something on Chevy Chase's eyelids to make them look like sleepy type angry like I don't know if you picked up on that.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah

Josh Smith:

He had that perfect like I'm either at a nap or just got woken from a nap and I'm going to fucking kill somebody.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Very little makeup. But they did that perfectly. That was well done.

Angeline Compau:

I thought it was just his excellent acting.

Rebecca Smith:

I didn't notice that

Josh Smith:

Good acting Chevy.

Angeline Compau:

Yep,

Rebecca Smith:

I did notice Audrey's pink lip gloss. I feel like I had that.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh, yeah

Rebecca Smith:

ice blue pink lipstick from

Angeline Compau:

Frosty pink.

Josh Smith:

That all that eating scene with her was perfect.

Rebecca Smith:

Is that how you eat?

Josh Smith:

That's how

Rebecca Smith:

where they bring her dream sequence.

Josh Smith:

That's how I would love to eat just keep bringing it.

Angeline Compau:

I can't believe her boyfriend was like she eats too much. I was like, Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

I like her thin

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god. It was horrible. Like, oh my god, I felt so bad. I think find a new boyfriend.

Rebecca Smith:

He's not nice.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

he was not nice.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

then he started seeing that bitch Debbie.

Angeline Compau:

That bitch Debbie.

Josh Smith:

He's the All Valley karate champion

Rebecca Smith:

not in this one,

Angeline Compau:

No.

Josh Smith:

He was just visiting from Chicago from the summer.

Rebecca Smith:

He was Jack, it was a totally different name.

Josh Smith:

It's a second second identity you know he has a West Coast and sort of a mid middle Midwest. Persona. He doesn't he doesn't, he likes to be two different people.

Angeline Compau:

I am really glad that Debbie went over there and kept him company.

Josh Smith:

Debbie's a good whore

Angeline Compau:

She's a good friend,

Josh Smith:

she a whore

Angeline Compau:

your good whore.

Josh Smith:

Your good whore friend.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Nice.

Angeline Compau:

Debbie's a good whore

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, let's read some trivia off of IMDB.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Josh Smith:

What does IMDb stand for?

Angeline Compau:

Wait, what did you look up and you were like, oh my God

Rebecca Smith:

that he was Blake Lively's brother.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that was it. Okay. I was about to say, cuz that was nuts,

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that was nuts, right?

Angeline Compau:

Nuts.

Rebecca Smith:

All right. Harold Ramis. Do you know who Harold Ramis is Angeline?

Angeline Compau:

Ghostbusters.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Declined to return as director as he was busy with Ghostbusters. So did he direct the original vacation?

Josh Smith:

I guess so did not know that.

Rebecca Smith:

Ellen calls Clark Sparky in all for vacation movies.

Angeline Compau:

I did know that.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, in the DVD. In the DVD commentary for this movie. Chevy Chase said that the nickname was Beverly D'Angelo's idea and she still affectionately calls him Sparky. Ah,

Angeline Compau:

now I have a question.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Was she like hot back in the day? Was that like, did you find her attractive? Because I was watching it. I was like, I feel like she's supposed to be hot, but I don't.

Rebecca Smith:

I feel like she's prettier in this one than she was in the original vacation.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. I don't know. I just didn't know if she was like, good looking lady back in the day

Rebecca Smith:

I think she was

Josh Smith:

I think she is

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

Anthony Michael Hall was asked to reprise his role as Rusty from the first movie.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. I wish he would have

Rebecca Smith:

he made Weird Science instead.

Josh Smith:

He did a good thing

Rebecca Smith:

Which was another good one.

Angeline Compau:

It was a good movie. I wish you would have. Keep it the same kids

Rebecca Smith:

But there's the all kids are all of the kids are different in every movie.

Angeline Compau:

I know. I wish they would have got the same kids.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know. I think it's kind of funny that they're all different.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I think it's it's better that they did it.

Rebecca Smith:

In an interview, Chevy Chase said that after this film was released, he got dozens of letters from people who had visited London and ended up trapped in a roundabout.

Angeline Compau:

That was so funny. I just gotta get over to the left.

Rebecca Smith:

I can't get left.

Josh Smith:

They weren't very popular in America back then.

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Now they are.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Because Anthony Michael Hall declined to reprise his role is rusty. The producers decided to recast both children. Thus, Dana Baron was not asked to reprise her role as Audrey.

Josh Smith:

Sorry, Dana.

Rebecca Smith:

The first time Clark hits the bike rider, Eric Idle from Monty Python,

Angeline Compau:

right. Yep,

Rebecca Smith:

with this car idle shrugs it off as being just a flesh wound.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

that was funny.

Rebecca Smith:

A similar remark is also made in the book by the Black Knight after sustaining serious injury in Monty Python the Holy Grail. That's why I said have you seen that?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

It's just the flesh wound.

Josh Smith:

I never thought that the Holy Grail was that funny.

Rebecca Smith:

I liked it.

Josh Smith:

I'm ike the one guy that doesn't think it's that funny.

Angeline Compau:

I'm with you. It was alright. It made me not gonna watch any other ones.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you watch Spinal Tap?

Angeline Compau:

No, no, I didn't.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you watch you like Spinal Tap? Don't you?

Josh Smith:

No, I never saw it.

Rebecca Smith:

You never saw Spinal Tap?

Josh Smith:

Never.

Rebecca Smith:

Wow.

Angeline Compau:

Doesn't sound like you'd like it.

Josh Smith:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

it was funny. It's like a It's funny. It's like a rock spoof. Like a rock band spoof.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah, yeah, I know. It's about but,

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay. At the US box office, the film notally knocked back to notably knocked back to the future off the top spot.

Josh Smith:

Boom

Rebecca Smith:

which it had held for the previous three weeks

Angeline Compau:

Oh, back to the future would regain the top spot for the next eight weeks.

Josh Smith:

Boom.

Angeline Compau:

That's another good movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, Dana Hill, had type one diabetes.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

a disease which took her life in 1996.

Josh Smith:

That's terrible,

Rebecca Smith:

which made shooting Audrey's nightmare seen difficult because she had to eat all that food.

Angeline Compau:

They made her actually eat it? That's horrible.

Rebecca Smith:

Hill had to be very careful and she had to be very careful and avoid swallowing any of the food she was supposed to be eating. This was the final film in the vacation franchise she appeared in before her death. In this film. The family name is Griswald with an A in other vacations film, Griswold WOLD

Angeline Compau:

I was gonna say that

Josh Smith:

Did not know that

Angeline Compau:

I did notice that I'm like why is there an A in that I thought it was an O

Rebecca Smith:

yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, I knew that.

Josh Smith:

I don't believe you.

Angeline Compau:

I swear I did.

Rebecca Smith:

I just think of and the original one with John Candy what's this regarding Mr. Griswold?

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

And he can't quite say it. According

Josh Smith:

Sorry folks,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, sorry folks. Parks closed. In some scenes Chevy Chase wears a blue Chicago Bears ballcap he wears the same Chicago Bears cap throughout all four vacation movies.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

According to Chevy Chase, he and Amy Heckerling did not get along during filming.

Josh Smith:

who's Amy Heckerling?

Rebecca Smith:

She was the director.

Angeline Compau:

So I heard that a lot of people don't get along with Chevy Chase like at all.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

He's kind of a doucher.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, I heard it cut his career short.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

He's difficult to work with.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Which by the way, they were showing in Detroit Christmas vacation with Chevy Chase. And you can buy tickets to watch it with him. But tickets were like 200 bucks. It's like, Gee,

Angeline Compau:

Whoa

Rebecca Smith:

I know the closing credits and the picture of the closing credits include a picture of a dog with a gun held to its head. It's from the cover of a January 7 1973 issue of National Lampoon magazine.

Josh Smith:

We're gonna have she's gonna put a gun to your head Jasper if you don't quiet down.

Angeline Compau:

That's right.

Rebecca Smith:

The pig in a poke game show host Kent Winkdale, which is John Aston is a parody of two real life game show hosts

Josh Smith:

wait, wait, the one on family Family Feud he used to make out with every lady

Rebecca Smith:

Richard Dawson. Yes. Who kissed the female

Angeline Compau:

Richard Dawson contestants on family feud and one other guy. Who do you think?

Josh Smith:

Pat Sajak?

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Angeline Compau:

wait,

Josh Smith:

Well, I don't know.

Angeline Compau:

Alex Trebek?

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Josh Smith:

No, He was classy.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know if you'll know him. Josh might know him. Wink Martin, Wink Martindale.

Josh Smith:

From what show?

Rebecca Smith:

He was a show host in the 70s and 80s. Most notably from tic tac dough

Josh Smith:

I never watched that, but I do remember the Family Feud guy making out with every woman

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah.

Josh Smith:

Oh, Grandma, peck and then It'd be like, oh, and your 23 year old daughter. It'd be like it'd be like licking his lips going in

Angeline Compau:

he really would.

Rebecca Smith:

Although He is credited as one of the writers of the film, as well as for the characters John Hughes was not involved with this film. In fact, he had no idea they were coming out with a sequel until he saw a preview of it on television. The screenplay was written almost entirely by Robert Klain, with some input from director Amy Heckerling, but Klain was asked to incorporate unused elements from Hughes's script for the first film, resulting in Hughes being awarded a writing credit.

Josh Smith:

All right Hughes

Rebecca Smith:

Interesting

Angeline Compau:

that is interesting. Do you think he was mad?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know. I mean, it was a huge movie. So

Angeline Compau:

I don't know

Rebecca Smith:

Rowan Atkinson was considered for the role as the hotel manager. The role went to his not the Nine O'Clock News co star Mel Smith. So Rowan Atkinson is Mr. Bean, right?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah. I love Mr. Bean.

Rebecca Smith:

The opening title sequence showing the characters passports was chevy chase's idea he insisted that his name be shown first. In case the movie did well, but didn't you comment

Angeline Compau:

I did! Because he's always Clark W Griswold. on what his name

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I never knew what the W was. And now we know it's Wilhelm.

Rebecca Smith:

Wilhelm.

Angeline Compau:

What a name? Clark W. Griswold

Josh Smith:

Wilhelm

Angeline Compau:

Wilhelm

Josh Smith:

Vilhelm.

Angeline Compau:

Well, yeah, if you're in Germany

Rebecca Smith:

despite, okay, despite Audrey being 14 or 15 in the film, Dana Hill was 21 when the film was made.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, thank goodness, actually good thing because what if they really did have to make out with a 15 year old for that scene?

Josh Smith:

I still think he'd have done it.

Angeline Compau:

He probably would have but

Josh Smith:

yeah, he would have gottten in there.

Angeline Compau:

thank goodness she was of age.

Rebecca Smith:

This isn't she Okay. Beverly D'Angelo was good friends with Frank Zappa and his family, which was most likely how Moon Unit Zappa got the role of the girl that rusty meets in Italy.

Angeline Compau:

She had nice boobs.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, no, no.

Rebecca Smith:

That's Germany.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

that's Claudia's.

Angeline Compau:

Oh Claudia, she had nice boobs.

Josh Smith:

It's not really Claudia, but

Angeline Compau:

whatever it was.

Josh Smith:

I like to think it is

Angeline Compau:

Oh, so moon Zappa was Italy.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah

Josh Smith:

And that's the one the scarf some grimace proportions.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay. Adjusted for inflation. The $253 long distance phone bill when Audrey calls her boyfriend Jack in Chicago comes out to what in 2021 Joshua?

Josh Smith:

$1,375

Rebecca Smith:

No

Josh Smith:

I have no idea

Rebecca Smith:

$618.43

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

That sucks

Angeline Compau:

My parents will be pissed.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

According Yeah. Wilhelm This is Jason lively is the half brother of actress Blake Lively.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, half brother.

Rebecca Smith:

yes. Director Amy Heckerling once said that she disliked Chevy Chase so much that she refused to step on set unless she had a plane ticket to New York City in her hand so that she could leave anytime she wanted.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

dang

Josh Smith:

Chevy must be a real douche

Angeline Compau:

he is i've heard that. Like there was a movie about it too on Netflix that they kind of portrayed him to be kind of a doucher.

Josh Smith:

Wow,

Angeline Compau:

yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

The opening credits reveal the Griswolds address as 8805 Skyline Drive in Chicago, Illinois. I wonder how many people look up that address?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

to find them. The unexpected bathroom guests in the London hotel is Scottish actor Robbie Coltrane.

Josh Smith:

You've seen him in other films

Rebecca Smith:

who is known for having portrayed Hagrid the giant in all of the Harry Potter films

Angeline Compau:

was it really him?

Josh Smith:

That is him

Angeline Compau:

Whoa, that's so cool.

Rebecca Smith:

Clark can be seen wearing a t shirt from?

Josh Smith:

Walley World

Angeline Compau:

Oh yeah, he was wearing that like the whole time

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, the Griswold's destination and vacation. in the scene set in Chicago where he films Ellen in the shower. Later, while the family is in Paris. Rusty is wearing a WallyWorld sweatshirt in the restaurant scene.

Josh Smith:

Yep.

Rebecca Smith:

The only original generation Vacation film in which cousin Eddie doesn't appear?

Angeline Compau:

Ah,

Rebecca Smith:

he also did not appear in the origin in vacation. Oh 2015 Yeah, but that, hm

Angeline Compau:

I'm actually really upset about that. I didn't even realize that watching it. Where was he?

Rebecca Smith:

He wasn't in it

Angeline Compau:

I don't like that they kind of messed up in my opinion

Josh Smith:

There was no spot for him that

Angeline Compau:

if he would have showed up,

Rebecca Smith:

they could have stopped by like cousins Eddie's house or like broken down

Josh Smith:

They did a good job reintroducing him in the in the Christmas Vacation,

Rebecca Smith:

it would have to have been

Josh Smith:

which made it that much better.

Angeline Compau:

No

Rebecca Smith:

It would have been something like they broke down somewhere and all of a sudden like he's in that town that they broke down in or something on their road trip.

Angeline Compau:

That would have been great.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

they could have totally worked it in in some really funny way. They didn't they should have.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

is the cow. Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

According to Amy Heckerling, that car chase climax between the thief and Clark Griswald was the hardest scene to film out of every scene in the movie. Well, yeah. I don't know. I didn't once it hit after like once they hit Rome after the whole like dress like montage shopping montage. Then I kind of lose interest.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, maybe sorta just

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Along with Caddyshack 2 from 1988 also one that I really liked, and nothing but trouble from 1991 This is one of few films Chevy Chase has said he regrets starring in and thus his least favorite vacation movie.

Josh Smith:

I would say Caddyshack 2 is a turd

Rebecca Smith:

I love Caddyshack 2. Just tap it.

Josh Smith:

ButI would say that the European vacation is a good classic movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, totally

Josh Smith:

And he shouldn't be embarrassed. I mean,

Angeline Compau:

no way. That was so good.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah. Here. William Zabka plays Audrey's boyfriend jack in this film. Interestingly enough, he would also appear alongside Dana Baron Audrey from the first film in an episode of the equalizer in 1985.

Josh Smith:

the equalizer?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Josh Smith:

Cobra Khan is on the equalizer?

Angeline Compau:

I've never heard of it.

Rebecca Smith:

from 1985

Josh Smith:

I think there's a new equalizer series out what, what

Rebecca Smith:

oh is there?

Angeline Compau:

Never heard of it.

Josh Smith:

What did I say Jasper?

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Josh Smith:

I like to shake it off.

Rebecca Smith:

And you didn't know that that song that they play in Rusty's dream sequence.

Angeline Compau:

was a real song

Josh Smith:

Feel the heat

Angeline Compau:

I never heard of it

Rebecca Smith:

I know. It was a Robert Palmer but no, it was. What's the name of the band that they did. It was Robert Palmer and then two guys from Duran Duran.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

something station. I don't know. I'll look it up.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, I thought that was just a song for the movie. I didn't know it was real.

Rebecca Smith:

No, that was a big song.

Angeline Compau:

Nice.

Rebecca Smith:

This is power station. That's the name of it. This is the first National Lampoon film not to receive an R rating.

Angeline Compau:

Really? There's boobs

Josh Smith:

How is that possible when there's all the boobs?

Rebecca Smith:

It has to be R

Angeline Compau:

there were so many boobs

Rebecca Smith:

in Rome, the Griswolds pose in front of the hotel Nasionale

Josh Smith:

Nasionale, that's where the Nazi's stayed

Rebecca Smith:

built in 17, built in 1733 in Germany they are clearly in Bavaria

Josh Smith:

Bavaria

Rebecca Smith:

traditionally the Hello greeting expression is gurus got

Josh Smith:

Gurus got

Rebecca Smith:

German letters and jealous eyes from groups ditch got originally well, I don't know what that means,

Josh Smith:

I'll tell you what the fucking sausage looked good

Rebecca Smith:

ew no.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god. No.

Rebecca Smith:

That suasage and Sauerkraut? blah

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

no,

Josh Smith:

I would have taken that down and they were large dongers.

Angeline Compau:

Why were they so like pale, it looked uncooked.

Josh Smith:

Yes.

Angeline Compau:

It was sick looking.

Rebecca Smith:

It looked gray.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. Like they went bad.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

that's sick.

Josh Smith:

Like gas station sausage.

Angeline Compau:

That's so gross.

Josh Smith:

So good.

Angeline Compau:

I would.Yeah. I would barf.

Rebecca Smith:

Christie Brinkley does not appear in this film as Clark's deam girl.

Angeline Compau:

That's true.

Josh Smith:

She doesn't. There's no farrari

Rebecca Smith:

As she did in National Lampoon's Vacation and Vegas Vacation.

Josh Smith:

Oh Christ. The dog went on the sandwiches.

Rebecca Smith:

Picnic Basket. that's Good.

Angeline Compau:

Why? Yeah, they messed up with that too. She needed to be in that one.

Rebecca Smith:

Nope.

Angeline Compau:

She shows up in Vegas. She shows up on the way to Walley world. She could have easily been in Europe at the time. Easily.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I think she was busy with Billy.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, possibly

Rebecca Smith:

Billy Joel

Josh Smith:

she's busy with BJ

Rebecca Smith:

gross

Josh Smith:

Billy Joel. Piano player. Angeline, sing us a song

Rebecca Smith:

give us a song your the Piano Man,

Angeline Compau:

I like Uptown Girl.

Josh Smith:

Uptown girl. You know I can't afford to buy her pearls. Oh,

Angeline Compau:

yeah maybe one day when my ship comes in, she'll understand what kind of guy i am see, good song.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. Oh, whoa

Rebecca Smith:

You're such a dork

Josh Smith:

Are you kidding me? Billy Joel's got some. Awesome songs

Angeline Compau:

I know. For the longest time that's a good one.

Josh Smith:

Oh, mmm baby.for the longest time

Angeline Compau:

I know Billy Joel I didn't know they were together.

Rebecca Smith:

I don'tlike Billy Joel but

Josh Smith:

What? we just jammed out!

Rebecca Smith:

I don't like his songs.

Angeline Compau:

Ah, remember in stepbrothers. They had a whole Billy Joel. cover band.

Rebecca Smith:

Stephanie likes Billy Joel.

Angeline Compau:

Thank you, Stephanie. Thank you for having good taste.

Rebecca Smith:

I mean, I know the songs but I was never a big fan just cuz the radio.

Angeline Compau:

I like Billy Joel

Josh Smith:

she could kill with a smile, shake a balloon with her eyes. She can ruin your face with her casual lies

Rebecca Smith:

Is that she's always a woman

Josh Smith:

yeah, I don't know the words. She's always only a woman or always a woman. Something like that.

Rebecca Smith:

Whatever. So that's it! So Angeline, you would recommend this movie to other people your age?

Angeline Compau:

Yes, I would

Josh Smith:

I would like to know I'd like to say that I picked this out. I was given a menu of things and I didn't want to pick out a shitty movie.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

And here's what I think's gonna happen. I feel like my wife's gonna pick out a good movie.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

and Angeline's gonna pick out a piece of shite. So the next time we get on this podcast when I tell you is a piece of shit. Guess who fucking picked it out?

Angeline Compau:

Me?

Josh Smith:

The piece of shit in the middle.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that's me. Piece of shit In the middle

Josh Smith:

with her fucking headband.

Angeline Compau:

yeah and my glasses

Josh Smith:

Sitting over here in a camouflage shirt and headband

Rebecca Smith:

It's cold out

Angeline Compau:

Um, this is tie dye What is wrong with you

Josh Smith:

your tie that looks like camouflage.

Angeline Compau:

Because it's green.

Rebecca Smith:

I think it's cute.

Angeline Compau:

Thank you. I got from Target,

Rebecca Smith:

honey. Listen, you're talking to a guy that tucks flannels and fish pants

Angeline Compau:

I know and

Rebecca Smith:

why

Angeline Compau:

he probably is going to hate my movie. He's not even going into it with an open mind. He's gonna hate it because he's Josh.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

but my movie is funny.

Rebecca Smith:

we'll see. will be the judge of that.

Angeline Compau:

You guys will be the judge

Josh Smith:

I want you all to have the mental picture of two thumbs down.

Rebecca Smith:

You don't even know what it is yet.

Josh Smith:

I don't need to know, I know who picked it.

Angeline Compau:

I told you guys

Rebecca Smith:

I know you told me he doesn't I remember anything

Josh Smith:

I don't pay attention to anything you say Angeline, you should know that by now. I do like that Wilbur's getting homey in there again.

Rebecca Smith:

Getting homey. Rollin with the homies

Josh Smith:

Also, this is the first, other than getting my shoes polished. I had every chore done.

Rebecca Smith:

good job.

Josh Smith:

I can go into the next week fully caught up on chores.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh wait, we have to tell him what it is for next week.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

so they can watch it.

Josh Smith:

Oh, yes let's hear it ready audience for

Angeline Compau:

my pick

Josh Smith:

is

Angeline Compau:

for next week Idiocracy. So stupid. and for those of you that have seen it and know, it's hilarious. You know how dumb he sounds right now. But neither one of them have seen it. And it was a very

Rebecca Smith:

I have not seen it

Angeline Compau:

hard, hard thing to do to find a movie that Rebecca has not seen.

Rebecca Smith:

It is. That is a tough one.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. And so I'm actually really excited about it

Josh Smith:

You know why she hasn't seen it? because it sucks

Angeline Compau:

I don't know why because I didn't see it when it first came out. But I saw it years later. And I was like, How have I not seen this? And the oak even told you it was funny?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes he did.

Angeline Compau:

yes, he said

Josh Smith:

after his Geller like performance.

Angeline Compau:

Oh geez

Josh Smith:

Wow.

Angeline Compau:

You know, until you guys pointed it out. I had never seen it because we don't normally

Rebecca Smith:

oh my gosh. How do you not see it?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know we've we're not. I don't know. We I don't think we've ever played a game together like that before.

Rebecca Smith:

Greg Louganis, let me just set the scene.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, please.

Rebecca Smith:

They were totally Yes. Like Josh said high fiving

Josh Smith:

Oh good answer! Way to win a chip there!

Rebecca Smith:

Oh yeah, Yeah, that's it.

Josh Smith:

I was gonna say that but then you said that but then I said that and then see how we came together? Way to go team A!

Rebecca Smith:

that is exactly how it went.

Josh Smith:

They were like the cheerleaders on the on the

Rebecca Smith:

It was!

Josh Smith:

Saturday Night Live live with Jim Carrey is the cheerleader

Rebecca Smith:

You know what we need? The perfect cheer.

Josh Smith:

We need to cheer. Go Rob. Go Rob.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, it was so funny.

Angeline Compau:

I can't

Rebecca Smith:

That's exactly what it was. It was like I was gonna say this, but then you said that, and I was like oh my god. Yeah. That was that had to be it.

Josh Smith:

It was literally Angeline's chance to play with her brother. Finally.

Angeline Compau:

That was it.

Rebecca Smith:

Finally you got to play with him, awww

Angeline Compau:

He played a game with me, he was on my team!

Josh Smith:

look how upset Wilbur is right now.

Angeline Compau:

It was, I can't

Josh Smith:

Are you fucking kidding me right now.

Angeline Compau:

I honestly that's really funny. I can't even deny that that is that is exactly how it went down. It was. It was weird that I whatever. But it was fun. It was awesome. We were awesome teammates even though we lost.

Rebecca Smith:

You were a good teammates.

Angeline Compau:

We were

Josh Smith:

and you lost

Angeline Compau:

and we lost. But

Josh Smith:

yeah, the guy who you interrupted him, you know getting this kiss on was the best part of your team and you fucked him all up mentally.

Angeline Compau:

We did not. The game was over.

Josh Smith:

You fucked him up. He'd come in with a couple tough clutch.

Rebecca Smith:

He did

Angeline Compau:

He did

Josh Smith:

and then you completely fucked this whole game up like he couldn't get out of his head after that. He's like, I don't know is my shirt tucked in? Is my shirt not tucked in his lipstick on my face? I'm called out the dad's right next to me.

Angeline Compau:

Rob didn't even notice.

Josh Smith:

Well, he noticed after you said it, a little kid.

Angeline Compau:

I know. That was funny.

Josh Smith:

Yeah. That kid's raging hard dog hard. He was like, No, I'm literally I'm in cold water now. You took him down.

Angeline Compau:

Hey, somebody's gotta embarass those kids.

Rebecca Smith:

That's right.

Josh Smith:

It's true.

Angeline Compau:

It's not gonna be Rob because he's not paying attention. It's gotta be me

Rebecca Smith:

it's got to be

Josh Smith:

April seems to be always paying attention.

Angeline Compau:

Oh she is

Rebecca Smith:

Oh yeah.

Josh Smith:

But I think she's more of a let it go

Angeline Compau:

well, that kind of stuff. But we asked all the kids we said hey, who picks on you more Rob or April, and they all voted. Mom teases them the hardest and it was hilarious. They she is she goes hard on the teasing.

Rebecca Smith:

She goes hard,

Angeline Compau:

she does. She does. They're all gonna need therapy one day. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, they actually are all really good sports about teasing. That's why give it to them.

Rebecca Smith:

I love that Ryder brought Ella to house sit.

Josh Smith:

Smella

Angeline Compau:

me too

Rebecca Smith:

Smella

Angeline Compau:

That was adorable.

Josh Smith:

And I said Where did you sleep? She said she made Rob go downstairs with Jasper's

Rebecca Smith:

Ryder

Angeline Compau:

yeah, Ryder went down she was in there

Josh Smith:

Jasper was like going I'm going with Ryder. Oh Ryder did did lay on his stomach and get the full

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, he said he wanted to test it out and I said you're gonna get poked in the butthole by jet by Jasper that's what he does.

Josh Smith:

He laid on his stomach and Jasper went deep.

Angeline Compau:

oh by the way I hope you guys wash your sheets cuz I totally

Rebecca Smith:

yes we did.

Angeline Compau:

Raw dogged.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew

Angeline Compau:

buttholed all over your pillow you got pinkeye buddy?

Rebecca Smith:

No, I washed them that night.

Angeline Compau:

Yep. Yep.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh Josh, you got raw dogged by Angeline.

Angeline Compau:

Raw dog butthole Yeah, sure did. Sure did snuggled all up in there.

Josh Smith:

I can't wait to get you back.

Rebecca Smith:

Think about that image when you put your giant head on your huge pillow

Josh Smith:

just know that some point in time.

Angeline Compau:

I did. I did hot yoga. I got all my my vag musk all up in the sheets

Rebecca Smith:

she musked up

Josh Smith:

It's all right. actually, Beck washed the sheets as soon as we got home.

Angeline Compau:

Thank goodness

Josh Smith:

First thing she did

Angeline Compau:

excellent call. Because I had

Rebecca Smith:

You did not

Josh Smith:

I had to stay up late to wait for new sheets on I farted on your pillow. my bed. Don't worry Beck, apparently it was worth wait. note to self continue to wash sheets as soon as I get home.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Excellent. Excellent. What's sad is the next morning because the boys were so happy they the whole bed was just animal furred again cuz they were like

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Josh Smith:

all over me that night.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that's cute. they missed you

Josh Smith:

Yep, Wilbur gave me good butthole rubbin.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

He likes to back into me. You know, butthole

Rebecca Smith:

butt first?

Angeline Compau:

yeah,

Josh Smith:

on my face at like seven o'clock. What's up? You know, get a few switches of the tail of the head.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I don't want to open my eyes because I don't want to see into that brown hole.

Angeline Compau:

You think he likes your beard hair itching his butthole?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

I think he does.

Angeline Compau:

I think so too. I think he does.

Josh Smith:

He does

Rebecca Smith:

Alright, shutting it down.

Josh Smith:

Shutting it down. Listen, Happy Fucking New Year.

Angeline Compau:

Again,

Rebecca Smith:

Idiocracy for next week?

Josh Smith:

Idocracy

Angeline Compau:

do your homework.

Josh Smith:

Fuck you, Joe.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, all that good stuff

Josh Smith:

Happy New Year, Greg Louganis.

Angeline Compau:

I love you, Greg.

Rebecca Smith:

You're saying Happy New Year, but we're like three weeks in now

Angeline Compau:

let's go. It's ok, we're gonna. Oh, you know what,

Josh Smith:

January 2 is when we taped this Greg.

Angeline Compau:

But you could start wishing me an early birthday.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, yeah. Angeline's birthday is coming up.

Josh Smith:

When's your birthday?

Rebecca Smith:

About three weeks into January.

Josh Smith:

uh, that's a long ways away.

Angeline Compau:

Duce duce guys, duce duce.

Rebecca Smith:

What

Angeline Compau:

22nd

Rebecca Smith:

Oh I thought you were gonna say you were 22, I was gonna say, you're not fucking 22

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

I am on my fantasy football weekend

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

so you guys are taping on your own that day.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, girls night

Angeline Compau:

That's my birthday.

Rebecca Smith:

No, we don't have to tape on her birthday.

Josh Smith:

Hey, No raw dogging on my shit

Angeline Compau:

first of all on my birthday

Rebecca Smith:

We are not taping on her birthday

Angeline Compau:

on my birthday we're going out doing

Josh Smith:

your birthday is a Sunday, isn't it?

Angeline Compau:

No, it's Saturday.

Josh Smith:

You guys go on out I'll be, I'll be up north

Rebecca Smith:

Are we going to Coyote Joes?

Josh Smith:

I'll be ice fishing

Angeline Compau:

I want to go to a waterpark. That's what I want to do.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm out.

Angeline Compau:

I know she doesn't want to do it.

Josh Smith:

I want to go ice fishing. Tell you what

Angeline Compau:

Well, it's not your birthday? So.

Josh Smith:

Tell you what? We'll just do Becky get her some polar bear. Well, I'll I'll chainsaw a nice hole out in the middle of Lake. You get out there do a little polar

Rebecca Smith:

the polar plunge

Angeline Compau:

Your lake is not even a little close to frozen.

Rebecca Smith:

It's not.

Angeline Compau:

Will be by then.

Rebecca Smith:

It's not

Josh Smith:

will be by then. you'll be walking on it next weekend.

Angeline Compau:

I doubt it.

Rebecca Smith:

You want to bet?

Josh Smith:

I'll bet you I could walk two three feet out next weekend for sure

Rebecca Smith:

No, you can't, this is what he does he changes it

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, right in the middle.

Josh Smith:

Well fuck that. Like 70 feet deep in the middle.

Angeline Compau:

So you're saying it will not be frozen?

Josh Smith:

Well the whole lake will be frozen over just not walkable by next weekend.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know what's the Weather's supposed to be like?

Josh Smith:

Suck it when you look at that because then you're gonna say

Angeline Compau:

Is it going to be freezing all week?

Josh Smith:

holy shit, he knows his shit.

Rebecca Smith:

Freezing.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

what's the low?

Angeline Compau:

The lowest wi'll be

Josh Smith:

You're looking at hourly dipshit

Angeline Compau:

No I'm no, i'm looking at next week, this is Monday. Eighteen

Josh Smith:

Oh yeah so, 9 16 7.

Angeline Compau:

Oh at night.

Rebecca Smith:

the lows. what's the highs?

Angeline Compau:

that's at night times. The highs are like 28 30

Rebecca Smith:

Nice

Josh Smith:

putting in two inches a night when it's below 10

Rebecca Smith:

two inches of ice.

Josh Smith:

A night, min

Rebecca Smith:

when it's below 10

Angeline Compau:

Oh, it's nine degrees right now here guys.

Josh Smith:

yeah

Angeline Compau:

The only reason it's not frozen now is because

Rebecca Smith:

Ugh, it's a fucking windy

Josh Smith:

north wind

Rebecca Smith:

a northeaster, I don't know what that means. All right later bitches

Angeline Compau:

peace out