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We are back to our normal format and it's Angeline's week this week!! She chose to tell the tale of Roman Polanski and why he will never be able to return to this country. Then Josh joins us for curmudgeon corner to discuss men's footwear, the designated hitter again and of course the poop hole loophole!!!
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Listen No, we tried, but that's good.
Rebecca Smith:We are not DJ's.
Angeline Compau:No 10s and 20s and them 50s. Bitch.
Rebecca Smith:What up?
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:Hi.
Angeline Compau:You got me tic toking,
Rebecca Smith:I got you tic tokin' tonight,
Angeline Compau:you did, damn
Rebecca Smith:I know, I'm excited.
Angeline Compau:That was a good one.
Rebecca Smith:Everybody follow our tic tock because it's funny shit.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy girl
Rebecca Smith:You crazy girl
Angeline Compau:crazy girl,
Rebecca Smith:It's so good
Angeline Compau:I love it.
Rebecca Smith:I got Angeline in on a video tonight which is good
Angeline Compau:I watch tic tok like it's nobody's business. I've not made one.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:and we did.
Rebecca Smith:We did
Angeline Compau:We did it.
Rebecca Smith:We did it.
Angeline Compau:It was crazy girl.
Rebecca Smith:So now we're back to our regularly scheduled format.
Angeline Compau:Right? Which you totally set me up and you're like, Oh, your week.
Rebecca Smith:I just did four of them, five of them.
Angeline Compau:You got to pick movies, though.
Rebecca Smith:I'm just saying. I carried the team
Angeline Compau:I had, I had to pick a topic. And then I had to research it. I gotta tell you guys, I already want to tell you I didn't do the job.
Rebecca Smith:To be fair. I did tell you last week you had a whole week?
Angeline Compau:Yes. And as you all know,
Rebecca Smith:and you waited til last night,
Angeline Compau:as you all know, I always always procrastinate.
Rebecca Smith:And we're recording early this week too, because of your thing
Angeline Compau:that was another stupid thing because my dad's birthday is today.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And we're celebrating on our normal recording day.
Rebecca Smith:Yes, yes. So it's Friday night.
Angeline Compau:so happy early birthday, dad, because this is coming out. He's 70.
Rebecca Smith:Nice.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:That's awesome.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:happy birthday.
Angeline Compau:Happy birthday, Bob.
Rebecca Smith:Happy Birthday Bob. So, yes, people. Okay, here's the thing. With Tiktok.
Angeline Compau:yeah, We need 1000 followers on Tiktok to go live
Rebecca Smith:to go live. And so once we hit 1000, then we can do a live podcast.
Angeline Compau:That would be bad ass
Rebecca Smith:Which would be bad ass
Angeline Compau:bad ass.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. And I've gone down like I'm in a Tiktok rabbit hole like nobody's business every night every night.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:But
Angeline Compau:me too,
Rebecca Smith:like joining those live battles and shit. I just It fascinates me.
Angeline Compau:I don't get the battles And I don't get the going live. But God, can I
Rebecca Smith:fastenating. spend hours on TikTok you go live
Angeline Compau:just watching dumb shit
Rebecca Smith:to battle. This is weird. This is where it's weird. So you basically you have your fans, your followers. And then the other people have their followers, and you go live. And basically your followers are gifting you and their followers are gifting them. And then whoever's team it's like a four minute battle and whoever's team gifts the most of their person wins. Now,
Angeline Compau:that's insane
Rebecca Smith:you don't really win anything. you just basically get your person higher in the rankings. So they make more money,
Angeline Compau:maybe they'll get a blue checkmark.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know. It's crazy. But you can make serious bank with the amount of cash that these people are dropping on this. Now you don't necessarily have to give if you tap the screen, tap tap, tap tap and like it and share it that gives them points too which is basically where I'm at because I'm like, okay, tap, tap.
Angeline Compau:Tap, tap, tap.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. So not everybody that goes live though does battles, but it's fun sometimes.
Angeline Compau:So your cat is going nuts
Rebecca Smith:I know.
Angeline Compau:All right.
Rebecca Smith:All right. I've made Wilbur and Jasper into Tiktok stars on my personal page
Angeline Compau:you have and they're good. They're good. They're funny,
Rebecca Smith:they're living up to their dreams, their potential they gotta start earning some shit around here.
Angeline Compau:You know, they gotta step up their game,
Rebecca Smith:right?
Angeline Compau:The director and or producer of this podcast has given us all some,
Rebecca Smith:So everybody needs to
Angeline Compau:constructive criticism the last couple of weeks about stepping up their game
Rebecca Smith:as Rupaul would say you need to step up your pussy.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yes. Yep.
Rebecca Smith:In the immortal words of RuPaul
Angeline Compau:I love Ru Paul's drag race
Rebecca Smith:oh my stomach hurts from love nachos
Angeline Compau:those looked good.
Rebecca Smith:Their nachos at the pub are very good, but dirty
Angeline Compau:dirty
Rebecca Smith:hence the rock in my stomach. my god
Angeline Compau:Dude the sliders that I just fucking just doused with Mayonaise it was an absurd amount
Rebecca Smith:it was so gross
Angeline Compau:It was so delicious.
Rebecca Smith:Looks like a big white head popping, gross.
Angeline Compau:Now that's gross why'd you have to call
Rebecca Smith:Because that was how much it was, it was like a that? mountain of mayonaise on your
Angeline Compau:I did put a mountain
Rebecca Smith:slider
Angeline Compau:it oh my god. It was like oozing out the sides
Rebecca Smith:so gross
Angeline Compau:it was delish. I love the pub. The pub has good food if you're ever in Ortonville
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, the village pub,
Angeline Compau:the village pub.
Rebecca Smith:They do they have good bar food.
Angeline Compau:Yes,
Rebecca Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Rebecca Smith:Not great for keto. But
Angeline Compau:not for not for losing weight or diets or anything of the sort. But if you're in a bar food,
Rebecca Smith:there you go.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:There you go. How was your week? Good?
Angeline Compau:I think so.
Rebecca Smith:Um, let me get back to you on that.
Angeline Compau:Okay, have you seen the show Russian doll?
Rebecca Smith:I did. I watched an episode of it. I never really got into it. It's supposed to be good, though.
Angeline Compau:Okay, so I was told to watch it. This has been my week. And it's taken me all week to finish it. But me and my mom. Listen, listen, we watched it. We finished it last night. We stayed up to almost midnight, like oh my god. We have we have two more episodes. Let's just do it.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, my gosh,
Angeline Compau:she watched the first two. And she was like, I don't think I love this. And I was like
Rebecca Smith:that's how I was.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. And that's what she said the first two episodes did not suck her in and I was like, Well, I heard it's good. I'm gonna keep giving it a shot for 30 minute episodes, and then only having eight for the season. I was like, I'm just gonna go for it.
Rebecca Smith:How many seasons are there?
Angeline Compau:two. The second one just came out. So we watched it. And she goes, Oh my god. It was so good. She goes if I were to watch this on my own, I would have quit after the second episode. She goes, I'm so glad you made me finish it.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, so then maybe I'll actually watch it
Angeline Compau:it was it was really good. So now we're gonna watch season two. But anyway, that's been my week. I don't know what else happened the rest of the week. But this is, your cat's a shit dick. I don't remember anything else of the rest of the week. But I will watching that show. And it was great.
Rebecca Smith:Can I tell you my sister called me laughing hysterically?
Angeline Compau:Yes. Bring that up.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. So I got it. I got a call from my sister Stephanie the other day, and she's like, Oh my god, she goes, I am forever gonna say this line. I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. she's like, I laughed so hard at that, she goes, I couldn't stop laughing at that. And she's like, I'm forever using that.
Angeline Compau:Good. I hope please do. Please use it forever. When you're talking to anyone about anything
Rebecca Smith:you don't want to do.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, you would rather shit in your hands and clap, guys. I love that line. It's my favorite.
Rebecca Smith:It's a good one. It's a good one.
Angeline Compau:I love it.
Rebecca Smith:it's good. Okay, so it's your week. You picked a topic
Angeline Compau:my week, guys.
Rebecca Smith:I don't think we really came up. We kind of come up with a topic tonight. Just because we're both going in the same direction with our
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:like a theme. I mean,
Angeline Compau:yeah, we didn't have a theme at first. And we
Rebecca Smith:now it seems like we're developing.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:A theme and it's not a good one.
Angeline Compau:Not a good one. You guys.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:you guys. so we were we were discussing the other day
Rebecca Smith:Okay, because I had no idea where I wanted to go. And I was like, Okay, let's just do a quick Google search. And we came upon the whole Roman Polanski scandal. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So that's the direction I'm going in this week. We're discussing Roman Polanski.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:And if you don't remember, you kind of touched on him. Last season
Rebecca Smith:with the Tate murders.
Angeline Compau:With, yeah, he was married to Sharon Tate. And yeah, so if you haven't heard that one, go back and listen.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I don't know what episode is, you're gonna have to look that up on your own.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, you go. Yeah, we did. The Manson murders looked it up on your own time. We don't have time to look that up for you. So, so Okay, so and if you know me at all, I don't do good research. And I picked my topics, like the day before. So we're flying by the seat of our pants here.
Rebecca Smith:Basically, we're Wikipediaing this.
Angeline Compau:I'm on my phone right now. I didn't even have time to write anything down. And
Rebecca Smith:that means you were working hard. That's good.
Angeline Compau:So with my new job that I've been doing this week has been is especially busy.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:so I had not had time today to do anything to even listen to anything even our own which I normally listen
Rebecca Smith:you had time for a nap though, but I'm just saying
Angeline Compau:I had a small, small nap. Tiny
Rebecca Smith:Her faces that look like she wanted to murder me.
Angeline Compau:It was a tiny nap it was the smallest nap and normally I nap
Rebecca Smith:a tiny nap. for like three hours guys. So 20 minutes is not a good nap for me. Anyway, anywho
Angeline Compau:This is what Wikipedia says.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:Raymond, Polanski Polish French film director, producer, screenwriter actor. does all these things.
Rebecca Smith:Have you seen any of his movies?
Angeline Compau:Fuck, no,
Rebecca Smith:really?
Angeline Compau:No. No, I have not.
Rebecca Smith:I have
Angeline Compau:I have not he was born August 18 1933. Old as fuck he's 88 years old right now still kicking guys. So he was he's polish and Jewish. He was born in Paris, France. When he was young, he was ah like taken through the Holocaust. Shit.
Rebecca Smith:Concentration camps.
Angeline Compau:Thank you. Yeah, he survived the Holocaust. He went to a concentration camp. So did his dad. His mom. Like his mom didn't make it. I know just fucking shitty and feel bad for him.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So he survives that shit. He takes a liking to film and acting and directing and all that kind of shit. I'm getting to the good stuff, guys.
Rebecca Smith:We got to lay a foundation.
Angeline Compau:We're laying the foundation but just quickly, we're just touching on some
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So when he's going through this shit, he's he's like and stuff. He's doing film. This is this is how I do my research. Guys. This is Wikipedia thing.
Rebecca Smith:You're good.
Angeline Compau:So he's doing he's filming a movie he takes a liking to Sharon Tate. She's in one of his movies.
Rebecca Smith:What was that with a vampire movie or something?
Angeline Compau:What is this called? I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:It was a vampire movie or something like that.
Angeline Compau:Okay. Yeah, I'm not sure. But he he met his wife, Sharon Tate, when he was filming a movie. I guess somebody said I was listening to a podcast about him that he was one of those directors. That was like, we're gonna do this one scene like 800 takes and like, people didn't really love working with him. But they knew working with him. He was like a genius.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Okay, whatever. Good for you. Anyway, so he meets his wife, Sharon Tate, they're married in like, whatever year is that? 1968.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, it was because it wasn't too long before.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. No, they were married for a year. And then as you know, Manson murders. The people come in murder. Her three other people. her unborn child. And he's devastated obviously. So just wild that up until this point. He's survived the Holocaust. He's went through concentration camps. He's lost his wife in the most
Rebecca Smith:horrific way
Angeline Compau:horrific way. Yeah. So that happens in 1969. He does some more movies. He does some other stuff, whatever. So here comes 1977 He meets this girl through her mother, and I don't know the mother's name. Don't really care. The girl's name is like Samantha guymer.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:so he knows the mom because she does some acting. She does some modeling. And he's like, your daughter's cool. I'd like to do some photos of her like, do it like a shoot. And she's like, okay, so they do they do like a test shoot, and she does really well. And he's like, okay, like, I'd like to do a more extensive shoot with her. So her mom's like, yeah, sure, no problem. So this second shoot is March 10 1977. Her mom drops her off at Jack Nicholson's house he's sharing that house with his girlfriend, his girlfriend, Angelica Houston. I'm sorry, guys. I've been at the pub.
Rebecca Smith:See, here's the thing. Okay, so he I think Roman Polanski directed Jack Nicholson in Chinatown.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:And that's how they became friends.
Angeline Compau:Okay. Yeah, that's what Wikipedia says.
Rebecca Smith:See, I'm like a walking wikipedia.
Angeline Compau:You're doing well,
Rebecca Smith:thank you.
Angeline Compau:You're helping me. So they're at Jack Nicholson's house. The girl gets dropped off. He's like, Hey, you want anything to drink? She's like, I guess she's 13.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:she is. 13 years old.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Samantha is like Sure. This is like a big time movie producer director. He wants to take photos of me. I'm not going to turn down some champagne. He's like, Hey, how about some pills. Like this is a quelude, it's, it's going to relax you you know, whatever. She's like, Oh, okay. I guess. Whatever. You know, she's like,
Rebecca Smith:It's the 70's why not,
Angeline Compau:it's the 70s Her mom dropped her off. Her mom knows where she's at.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:she's like, Okay, this is an adult. I'm just whatever. So they're there. He's like, we're gonna do some photos in the Jacuzzi. And he's like, why don't you take your top off? And you know, get in the Jacuzzi. Take your clothes off, get comfortable, but take some pics. She's like, Oh, I'm okay. I guess. And so she does. And so then he takes a couple pictures and it gets awkward because then he takes his clothes off. And he gets in the jacuzzi and
Rebecca Smith:dirty
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I know. And then he's like, is kind of touching her a little bit and then he he holds her up to the Jets. And and end if you know what I mean by that he's putting her
Rebecca Smith:vag.
Angeline Compau:Her Cooter.
Rebecca Smith:cooter up against the stream.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. Are those little massaging jets
Rebecca Smith:nice
Angeline Compau:right up against the clitoris?
Rebecca Smith:Remind me when we're at Rob and April's I'm gonna try that.
Angeline Compau:Oh, no, I will not remind you to do that. Do that with your own showerhead.
Rebecca Smith:They don't need it. They're good.
Angeline Compau:Why does my hot tub smell like dirty vagina?
Rebecca Smith:my vagina's clean. It might not be after that.
Angeline Compau:so she's like, This is really awkward. I don't know how I feel about this I don't love it she's so she's like, um, I have to go to the bathroom.
Rebecca Smith:She's 13 Yeah,
Angeline Compau:right, right. So she's like, I gotta I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm not sure I'm feeling so good. So A and I mean, she's not feeling that good. She just had some champagne. She just, yeah, she just Yeah, took a quelude. So she's in the bathroom.
Rebecca Smith:and the sexual assult thing
Angeline Compau:Well, just wait. Okay, so she's in the bathroom. He comes knocks on the door, and he's like, Hey, are you feeling better? And she's like, Ah, no, not really. I'd really like to go home. He's like, Well, you just come in here for a minute. You know, he takes her into his bedroom. And she's not really fully like she's feeling fuzzy. She's feeling dizzy. She's not feeling great. He fucks her vaginally, fucks her anally. Not to be, I'm sorry to sound so vulgar when I say that. But I didn't know how to say this there's like
Rebecca Smith:aren't you though? no other way.
Angeline Compau:They weren't making love.
Rebecca Smith:There was penetration
Angeline Compau:there was there. That's a good word,
Rebecca Smith:vaginally and anal penetrations.
Angeline Compau:Sodomy. So she's like, What the hell and didn't know what to do? She was saying stop like, I don't want and please stop. At some point. Angelica Houston kind of comes
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. home or she is home and she's like, what's going on? She knocks on the door. He's like, we're just taking some photos. Don't worry. We're like, we'll be out in a second. And she's like, okay, because she doesn't really know. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And Jack Nicholson is out of town.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So he takes her home after he's had his way with her he's done
Rebecca Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:And his or her. She runs into the house. She runs into her room. She's like, frickin distraught, because she just got raped. Her parents are like, Hey, come on in Roman, like, How did everything go? And he's like, Oh, great. He's like, I got some pictures from the last shoot. Let me let me show you how it got, like how good they look. And they're like, yeah, totally. So he's showing him the pictures. And like, before they even see anything bad. They're looking and they're like, dude, this, these pictures suck. Like, they're blurry. She's not even looking at the camera. Like you're, you suck, basically. And then so they're going through. And then they see that she's topless, in a couple of them and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
Rebecca Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:Whoa. I don't even know how else to explain it. But woah,
Rebecca Smith:here's my thing. Why would you let your daughter go to a photoshoot? Who's 13 with a grown man? Like by herself? Why weren't you there with her? Why wouldn't you go with her?
Angeline Compau:It was the 70s. And you're thinking in your head. You're like, this is Roman Polanski. He's a huge director, producer.
Rebecca Smith:And also a grown man taking pictures of my daughter who is 13.
Angeline Compau:Yes, but
Rebecca Smith:it would never happen now a days.
Angeline Compau:Oh,no. Because because of this incident that people can't trust adults.
Rebecca Smith:No.
Angeline Compau:And a lot of other reasons. But still, so the
Rebecca Smith:this specific incident. That's it, it ruined it for everybody.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, this is it. Way to go. Roman
Rebecca Smith:way to go.
Angeline Compau:Way to go. So her parents are kind of like, you got to go.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And so they talked to their daughter, and she's like, tells them what happened. And they're like, What the fuck?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So they go to the police. And they make a report. And like, the next day, he's gets arrested. And he's like, what's going on? He like, he has no idea like what the problem is? He's like, shit. Okay. So let me go back to my Wikipedia. And this whole timeline, because this is where the whole legal side of this gets really
Rebecca Smith:confusing.
Angeline Compau:Very,
Rebecca Smith:okay.
Angeline Compau:It's super confusing.
Rebecca Smith:Well, I don't think he ever served time.
Angeline Compau:They do arrest him. So they arrest him that day.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:they go and he he does plead guilty to unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor and the judge orders the director to undergo further proceedings. That happens. Then, the judge ordered him to undergo like a 90 day diagnostic screening for like mental health like to see like is he? Is he mentally stable because lets
Rebecca Smith:he doesn't know that that's not right.
Angeline Compau:Right. After 42 days, they, they released him, and he's put on probation. So this is this is January 1978. Now he's done 42 of his 90 Day probation, or well, the 90 day diagnostic screening probation thing that he's doing which he is, I think locked up at this point, but they let him out after 42 days. So that was January, February 1, Polanski flees the United States, after learning that a judge is going to send Polanski back to prison. And he's, there's an arrest warrant issued. He's, he's on his way to France, because he's got French citizenship there,
Rebecca Smith:right?
Angeline Compau:Because he's also kind of French,
Rebecca Smith:kind of French.
Angeline Compau:He's Polish, French. So that he he leaves the country he's like, I'm not going back to prison or no flippin way. And this is where it gets dicey. Again, because
Rebecca Smith:there's no extradition treaty with France.
Angeline Compau:I don't believe so. I think that's one country, because he spent so much time they knew where he was. And he spent so much time there. They could have gotten him.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And he kept working. And like, he kept making movies and doing all these things.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And there's a warrant out for his arrest, but they weren't arresting him. So this is this is why this gets confusing. And it's like, what am I reading?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Somewhere in between there. This is this is like 20 some years now. He starts he does that movie The pianists? And apparently he wins an Oscar for it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:But does he show up to get his award?
Rebecca Smith:He can't
Angeline Compau:he can not.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:because he's got a warrant out for his arrest. He can't leave. So he gets this award. He doesn't accept it in person. So that's hilarious ha ha suck a dick. So then, there is another awards ceremony in I want to say like, Switzerland. This is me not doing my research, guys. So he it's like a, some sort of award, whatever. It's in Switzerland. He's getting like a director of the year some sort of shit, like, on his way there. They catch him at the airport. They're like, You're not going anywhere. Dude. You got a warrant out for your arrest. So they arrest him. This is 2009.
Rebecca Smith:How did they do that?
Angeline Compau:Because they caught him at the airport.
Rebecca Smith:So if you're at the airport, you're considered not on.
Angeline Compau:He was in he went to Switzerland already.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:so it wasn't he wasn't at the French airport leaving for Switzerland. He was he had already gone to Switzerland. He was probably going what back because it says he was arrested in Switzerland. And then the extradition proceedings begin there.
Rebecca Smith:So he thought he was safe being like,
Angeline Compau:yeah,
Rebecca Smith:over there but he's not.
Angeline Compau:Right.
Rebecca Smith:Got it.
Angeline Compau:And that's in 2009.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, okay.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, this, dude, I'm telling you how he managed to escape prison this whole time. From 78
Rebecca Smith:what's the statute of limitations on that?
Angeline Compau:right. I know. Right.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:who knows? I think there is a statute of limitations on like when you can like file charges and stuff, but since the charges were already filed against him, they're done. It's there is no statute of limitations now.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:So like, if they had not
Rebecca Smith:had they not filed charges, then it would have been different.
Angeline Compau:Right.
Rebecca Smith:I get it. Okay.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. So all of these things were already charged, but he just he fled and he ran away. So they arrested him in Switzerland. It says his lawyers tried to seek a dismissal of the charges against him. And fun fact, his motion to file this dismissal is supported by his victim, Samantha. She's like done with it, too.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Cuz it's fucking 2000 Whatever now.
Rebecca Smith:2000, and late
Angeline Compau:2000 and late. Nice. Nice.
Rebecca Smith:Nice callback. I think I did see that part in the documentary that she's like, I'm just done.
Angeline Compau:Yes. A judge ended up rejecting his motion for the appeal and to dismiss the whole thing because
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Angeline Compau:yeah, because they don't have to, and you raped a 13 year old girl in the vag and the butt in a jacuzzi, and
Rebecca Smith:at Jack Nicholson's house,
Angeline Compau:at Jack Nicholson's house. Oh my god. Okay, so this is her. This is the gi'srl statement, because she was like after. It's because it's like 2009 now and this is 30 years ago,
Rebecca Smith:right?
Angeline Compau:So she says, as wrong as he was to do what he did I know beyond a doubt that he didn't look at me as one of his victims. Not everyone will understand this. But I never thought he wanted to hurt me. He wanted me to enjoy it. He was arrogant and horny. But I feel certain he was not looking to take pleasure in my pain.
Rebecca Smith:Right?
Angeline Compau:And I was like, Oh, okay.
Rebecca Smith:So basically he didn't know better.
Angeline Compau:Right. And in this 20 minutes of the documentary that I started watching, that was what the investigator said,
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Angeline Compau:that they were like, he's from another country.
Rebecca Smith:Where that's the legal age
Angeline Compau:Yes. And he didn't understand what he was doing was wrong. And he really like, he just thought that it was okay. So and she said, after this many years,
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. like, I just want this to be over. I'm over it. I don't think he was trying to hurt me. After this many years, and he hasn't had any other allegations made against him. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:I think he's fine. I don't think he is
Rebecca Smith:a danger to society.
Angeline Compau:Yes. So she was like, I just want these charges dropped. I'm done with it. And I was like, that's pretty cool of her.
Rebecca Smith:Unfortunately, it's not always up to the victim.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, exactly. And at this point, because her this all happened when she was a kid, she
Rebecca Smith:can refuse to testify. Well, I mean, she'll probably be subpoenaed. I'm thinking they probably already took a deposition or something.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:prior, but
Angeline Compau:I think all of this is kind of done over and I think he's, I think he's in jail. Now.
Rebecca Smith:He is?
Angeline Compau:I don't know. Don't Don't look at me. Like, this is my topic. Like, I'm supposed to research this. Geez,
Rebecca Smith:Google, where's Roman Polanski today?
Angeline Compau:So we know he spent some time in prison. He was sentenced to 90 days at first for that psychiatric evaluation, which concluded that he was not a danger to society. And he was released. I mentioned that. And that was about it. He he did settle in like 1994. an out of court settlement thing with the girl Samantha for a lot of money. And I don't know that she got it all. Right away.
Rebecca Smith:All right.
Angeline Compau:So she got some, she got a lot. It was a little dicey about him getting it to her all at once. Because I don't I don't know
Rebecca Smith:he might not have had it
Angeline Compau:right. He was he wasn't allowed to leave. Well, I'll allow but he wasn't leaving France because he didn't want to be arrested. So I don't know how much he was working, probably did not have the money. When he was arrested in 2009. in Switzerland. He spent two months in prison, and then eight months under house arrest in his chalet in the Swiss Alps. But Switzerland eventually rejected the US extradition request too so then I guess it says here, in 2014 Polanski was arrested in Warsaw. And at first, Poland refused to extradite him. But in 2016, the government reopened the case and and then it was eventually closed by the Polish Supreme Court. So I maybe he didn't have to go to prison for this.
Rebecca Smith:I don't, because I think that I don't think he I think it's done now. Right?
Angeline Compau:I think so too. I was I was thinking he was in prison. But then again, why are you gonna send like an 80 year old prison?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. So I don't know. It's the Bill Cosby. So
Angeline Compau:yeah, that's true. That is true.
Rebecca Smith:So is he he's in Poland.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Well,
Rebecca Smith:or somewhere over there.
Angeline Compau:He might be back in France. Who knows? Who knows where he is. He doesn't want you guys to know where he is. But he was
Rebecca Smith:yeah he keeps getting arrested.
Angeline Compau:He keeps getting arrested trying, whenever he leaves France, which you should just stop.
Rebecca Smith:Stay there. Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So so much drama. But I think most of that is I think it's done now.
Rebecca Smith:I mean, he's not doing too badly.He still won an Oscar. He's
Angeline Compau:for the pianist.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, that's a good movie.
Angeline Compau:How much How did he did he record that or record? Did he film that in France?
Rebecca Smith:Probably. But yeah, he did. He did Rosemary's Baby, which was a good movie.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that old one. No, I never saw that. No,
Rebecca Smith:good. Good. That happened. And they were talking about when that because he did Rosemary's Baby in the late 60s. And then the Sharon Tate thing happened. And so there was all this speculation when it happened, like, was he a part of it?
Angeline Compau:Oh, baby,
Rebecca Smith:because that movie deals with the occult and stuff like that, and all of those like occult things that the Manson Family wrote, and this and that, so he was, like, assessed by people were saying that Rosemary's Baby was real. And it was real ritual sacrificing, and this and that, and so that he was a part of it initially.
Angeline Compau:Do you think he was
Rebecca Smith:No
Angeline Compau:that's not interesting? I was hoping maybe, maybe, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:no,
Angeline Compau:no, so good. basically in a nutshell, he raped a girl
Rebecca Smith:13
Angeline Compau:13 years old and kind of got away with it.
Rebecca Smith:Crazy.
Angeline Compau:Crazy girl
Rebecca Smith:now we're forever ever gonna think of that if you've ever heard that sound on Tiktok. Um, okay, so next week, I think I'm gonna do Woody Allen. So we're gonna stay on this whole pedophile kick.
Angeline Compau:We're going pedophiles guys.
Rebecca Smith:Sorry,
Angeline Compau:no,
Rebecca Smith:so yeah.
Angeline Compau:No, we're not
Rebecca Smith:all right. Let's get Jack hole in here.
Josh Smith:I saved some but
Rebecca Smith:what does throaty mean?
Angeline Compau:Are you throaty today?
Josh Smith:I feel like I got a frog in my throat like, no, fucking around.
Angeline Compau:throaty
Rebecca Smith:there's that sound on Tiktok. Have you heard this
Josh Smith:check
Rebecca Smith:Angeline, Have you heard that sound where she's like I'm gonna take that dick.
Angeline Compau:Oh. It's from a movie.
Rebecca Smith:No, I know. But that's what, when you say frog in your throat is it
Angeline Compau:I wish we could get that sound. Do you like my erection selection? Just take it.
Josh Smith:So the ladies have had a few drinks tonight.
Angeline Compau:Wanderlust.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:with Paul Rudd and it's Paul Rudd goes gotta take that dick. I love that.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Josh Smith:I don't know how to respond. to our audience
Angeline Compau:Just take it
Josh Smith:I will say I got some I got some comments. You know, we were told to step it up. So I spent about nine minutes because I had a really busy week at work, putting together topics I'll let the ladies veto topics
Angeline Compau:no go for it
Josh Smith:I have five topics. We got the yeah to do an update to peeing outside in public based on recent events.
Angeline Compau:What? Who peed outside?
Josh Smith:we need to talk about a shoe update?
Angeline Compau:Oh, I know about this.
Josh Smith:I have a golf outing, which I spelled goof outing. I used my iPhone for tomorrow with Steve and then I have a shout out to some guys those are my
Rebecca Smith:I feel you save the golf outing for next week. So that you have can actually talk about it
Angeline Compau:Can I shout out to these guys. Who are these guys?
Josh Smith:I'm not gonna tell you
Angeline Compau:hey,
Josh Smith:until i introduce the topic. So which which topics
Angeline Compau:How you doing?
Josh Smith:which one do I cover? One two. All right, well, we'll start with peeing outside because that's That was my first topic.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Josh Smith:So for you there if you think about think about it, you know I live on a dirt road in a rural setting you know there are no
Angeline Compau:you're in the country
Josh Smith:Yeah, you have to pay to pick up your trash out here there's no city water or city sewage
Angeline Compau:we have wells and septics
Josh Smith:So in my view,
Rebecca Smith:okay,
Josh Smith:it's acceptable to late at night you know if you're outside go nowhere nobody's looking through holes in your yard I mean not like middle your yard you know behind the tree or corner or something you know, tuck away
Angeline Compau:as long as I don't see it, I'm cool.
Josh Smith:And just I'm just saying that that may that may make me a ruffian
Rebecca Smith:people walk their animals late at night here
Josh Smith:yeah but if you're down by the water and a fire pit by yourself you could throw quick hose
Angeline Compau:you pee on the fire?
Josh Smith:No No well yes I have but
Angeline Compau:oh my god.
Josh Smith:That's only to put it to put it out. But
Rebecca Smith:where are you peeing down by the fire pit you're not peeing on the beach.
Angeline Compau:Are you peeing on the beach
Josh Smith:you can lean in the
Rebecca Smith:You're disgusting
Josh Smith:the rock wall is six feet tall.
Angeline Compau:Why?
Rebecca Smith:You're disgusting.
Josh Smith:You could throw a hose up against those rocks
Rebecca Smith:No, I sit there
Josh Smith:on a rock
Rebecca Smith:people sit there dude
Josh Smith:I'm peeing in the crevice in the crevice
Rebecca Smith:I don't care about the crevice
Josh Smith:rock walls anyway so
Rebecca Smith:that's probably why those solar lights work anymore. Josh is peeing all over them,
Josh Smith:which is gonna make my point even more salient. I mean think about this. I think that's okay. And I think
Rebecca Smith:I think you're disgusting.
Angeline Compau:You think a lot of things are okay that are not okay.
Josh Smith:You know what I do think is not okay, is not washing your feet but back to a more topic more. I also have a large five gallon bucket that I scooped dog poop into, you know,
Rebecca Smith:in addition to your own human feces.
Josh Smith:I will piss in that bucket if I'm in the garage working put the garage door down you know, just throw a hose in the bucket. That's okay, in my opinion.
Angeline Compau:Can you not go in the house.
Josh Smith:Well you have to get to work boots on. You're all filthy from working outside. You don't want to come in, take your boots off. Shake dirt grass everywhere. Just throw a hose in the bucket. empty the bucket outside when you're done.
Rebecca Smith:Ew.
Angeline Compau:That's how I kind of feel
Josh Smith:again my you're making my point
Rebecca Smith:where are you emptying it
Josh Smith:in a spot where I don't want weeds to grow where that poison ivy used to grow yeah I killed that
Rebecca Smith:in our yard.
Josh Smith:No no it's
Angeline Compau:your piss can kill poison ivy. I feel like there's something wrong with you
Josh Smith:took a lot of
Angeline Compau:a lot of piss
Josh Smith:a lot of pick a lot of pisss over the year so the mulch bed up against the garage has a good flowers and then there's one spot where poison ivy grows every year so slowly
Rebecca Smith:it's in our yard. You're dumping your urine in our yard
Josh Smith:In the mulch pit
Rebecca Smith:In our yard
Josh Smith:right next to the septic field where all of our feces goes
Rebecca Smith:you are disgusting. So people walk in that grass.
Josh Smith:It's not in the grass, it's in the mulch bed that leeches into the septic field where
Rebecca Smith:so your urine is leaching, gross
Josh Smith:you don't understand
Angeline Compau:your toxic fuckin piss.
Rebecca Smith:You're toxic thunder.
Angeline Compau:Is killing poison ivy
Josh Smith:Oh yeah, it is doing that.
Angeline Compau:And if you're just like, yeah, we're just gonna dump it.
Josh Smith:So my point
Angeline Compau:it's all in my yard
Josh Smith:you guys are helping me out here.
Rebecca Smith:No wonder people think we are hillbillies
Angeline Compau:I mean, yeah,
Josh Smith:I am a Hatfield. So
Angeline Compau:I am a hatfield
Josh Smith:so you're not Hatfield?
Angeline Compau:No, I'm quoting you
Josh Smith:You're a fucking McCoy.
Angeline Compau:I don't care, whatever I am.
Josh Smith:So here's how it goes.
Rebecca Smith:She doesn't piss in the yard.
Josh Smith:At a work environment in the parking lot.
Angeline Compau:I'm a Campau
Josh Smith:you should not take a leak.
Rebecca Smith:No.
Angeline Compau:we don't piss in yards.
Josh Smith:Although you date people who pee and parking lots
Angeline Compau:I don't date them it just it happened one time
Josh Smith:Let's go back a second were you on a date
Rebecca Smith:she went out on one date.
Josh Smith:So you were on a date
Rebecca Smith:she immediately did not date that person.
Angeline Compau:Right.
Josh Smith:But while you were on a date,
Angeline Compau:because that's gross.
Rebecca Smith:I think the date was over at that point.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, it was
Rebecca Smith:was the date over was there hug after?
Josh Smith:No, there was not
Rebecca Smith:was there a handshake?
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:hell no.
Josh Smith:which hand did you shake
Angeline Compau:I shook his dick for him? But that was about it. just kidding.
Josh Smith:you shook the dew off his Lily. So that was my
Rebecca Smith:Wait. So what's the point of this topic? Like what are you saying?
Josh Smith:My point is simple,
Rebecca Smith:Are people peeing in the parking lot at work?
Josh Smith:I'm just saying if that ever happened, you shouldn't do it.
Rebecca Smith:Why would that happen?
Josh Smith:It's happened to me. It happened to me a Ford. Which was crazy because it's Ford. It never happened at LaFarge because it's too fucking cold.
Rebecca Smith:Right, well, it's in Canada
Josh Smith:You're not going to shake that Louis outside. It has happened to me at Burgerflex. And I was just thinking about it. That's fucking crazy. Yeah. Like, there's things I would not do and I will pee in a garage and I will pee on my own beach and look, six foot rock wall. Nobody sits on the rocks. There are chairs
Angeline Compau:we sit near the rocks
Rebecca Smith:Yeah we do
Josh Smith:It's sand. There's 36 inches of sand.
Angeline Compau:I sit close
Rebecca Smith:to the rocks.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, no, no, it's
Josh Smith:It's clean.
Angeline Compau:It's gonna smell like
Rebecca Smith:what are you a hobo. Why do you gotta pee up against shit?
Josh Smith:I'm not taking a shit in our yard. I'm just
Angeline Compau:Now I'm concerned that you are actually are you shitting in that bucket and trying to blame jasper
Rebecca Smith:Can I just ask you ask please. Not to pee on the rocks.
Josh Smith:I will not pee. This is you know, why I'm not gonna do it. Because I think Greg would be like, Dude, don't do that.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, Greg Louganis would say not to
Josh Smith:I don't agree with you, Greg. But I'm gonna side with you
Rebecca Smith:No one's gonna come to our firepit because there's rocks hose down all.
Angeline Compau:Greg Louganis is a classy gentleman, and he would never do that.
Josh Smith:He does. Now I do have a quick shoe update. And I won't get the rest of my topics are because I want to go over. Shoe updates
Rebecca Smith:We obviously cut out a lot of Angeline.
Josh Smith:Quick shoe update. I'm walking around the office today and I've got my
Rebecca Smith:what shoes are we talking about?
Angeline Compau:Work shoes?
Josh Smith:My shoes. I've got
Rebecca Smith:Can you be more specific? You have a lot of shoe issues that you have had.
Josh Smith:I was getting to that.
Angeline Compau:Is this another Danner issue?
Josh Smith:No. That was I'm okay. I'm okay with them for the present. We'll talk later about that. So, I've got my black and oxblood saddle. Oxford's. These are leather polishable wooden soles. They're classics. Somebody says to me, Well, wait a minute. Those are old man shoes.
Angeline Compau:Well,
Josh Smith:I'm like
Angeline Compau:an old man. So
Josh Smith:no, no, no, definitely in class. This is from Angeline who is now basically swamp foot wearing scandals right now.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Yeah. That just saying how can you call black and an ox blood saddle Oxfords old man
Rebecca Smith:because kids nowadays
Angeline Compau:they don't wear those
Rebecca Smith:wear pointy shoes.
Josh Smith:They do, no men wear pointy shoes. What the fuck?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Just because you don't get it doesn't make it wrong. They look good.
Rebecca Smith:Not all of them
Angeline Compau:some of them do
Josh Smith:you know what they look like? They look like men trying to wear women's shoes. They do
Angeline Compau:whatever, whatever some people have style that's fashion.
Rebecca Smith:But I've seen people were like your kind of shoes with their short little pant suits with no socks. That's the same kind of thing.
Josh Smith:Yeah, no, it's just bad though.
Rebecca Smith:I'm just saying.
Josh Smith:You're either gonna go classy, or you're not. That's a half attempt at classy.
Angeline Compau:I haven't seen your shoes. Are they like the wingtips? Okay, yeah, those are a little old fashioned, Not gonna lie.
Rebecca Smith:I think they're kind of hipster.
Angeline Compau:They are. I could I could see that.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:it depends. They are a little old fashioned.
Rebecca Smith:But you work in an office with what? 22 year olds So
Angeline Compau:are they wearing like pointy pointy shoes? Are they wearing like square toes?
Josh Smith:No, no, everybody wears tennis shoes. Usually me but I didn't have jeans so I can't wear tennis shoes with dockers.
Rebecca Smith:That would be weird.
Angeline Compau:Are they round toe?
Josh Smith:Yeah, because I'm a man.
Rebecca Smith:He doesn't do pointy toes.
Angeline Compau:No, not pointy. I'm just squared.
Rebecca Smith:No he doesn't do that either.
Josh Smith:I'm not a cowboy. You know, those boots look cool. Don't get me wrong cowboys, you know, the hobnail square toe. And it's cool that you have to actually work on a ranch to wear that shit
Rebecca Smith:Do they make square toe wingtips?
Josh Smith:No, you konow why, because they're wingtips.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No
Josh Smith:All right, hang on. Next topic.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:Your old fashioned shoes. I'm not on board. By the way.
Josh Smith:I'm skipping the golf outing with Steve. I'm going to the shout out.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:shout me out.
Josh Smith:So big shout out to all the fellas out there that are in their 40s or late 40s. And the single dads too, is that what I'm seeing is a lot of dudes I know that are my age and I might know are starting to change and say you know, you gotta be a little more careful with what we started to change
Rebecca Smith:they're like you're 47 I think you've already you know, hit puberty
Angeline Compau:balls are dropping, even lower.
Rebecca Smith:Well, that's true.
Josh Smith:Maybe Joe Joe is now getting the second ball so
Angeline Compau:Oh, man,
Josh Smith:that's been a tough road for him. So
Angeline Compau:are they haning in the water in the toilet bowl.
Josh Smith:The moon, like a testicle hangs low.
Angeline Compau:sorry, Joe.
Josh Smith:So shout out to all those guys. Joe being one of them not not for the one ball. But he those guys are doing a really good job of a we're changing our diets. Not as much as some people but and we're all exercising. That's a shout out right there.
Rebecca Smith:That's Good.
Angeline Compau:I'm so proud of you guys.
Rebecca Smith:Josh has not changed his diet.
Josh Smith:I'm in for the exercise out on the diet for sure.
Angeline Compau:Ya know your diet. Well, who cares? Because you can eat whatever you want. But you exercise and you stretch. That's the most important thing that you do That what takes you over the edge. I think
Josh Smith:that was an open door right there. Walk right through
Rebecca Smith:you Stretch.
Josh Smith:I do Stretch.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:And tomorrow before I let you know which I'm not going to describe my golf outing with Steve but tomorrow before I golf. Big time, there's going to be a good 10 to 15 minutes of stretching by the way.
Rebecca Smith:In our yard or on the course
Angeline Compau:you're gonna hit some balls tomorrow. I hope you get some good strokes.
Josh Smith:This is why I call you swamp foot, right now.
Angeline Compau:That's a good name, I love it.
Rebecca Smith:Joshua, do you know anything about Roman Polanski?
Josh Smith:He was a he's still not in jail. But there's a warrant out for him.
Angeline Compau:Maybe
Josh Smith:I don't know where he lives today. Or I don't think he got pardoned. but he can't come back.
Angeline Compau:Maybe in France, maybe he went back toFrance.
Josh Smith:There's a, there's a I don't know the background of the story
Rebecca Smith:have you seen any of his movies.
Josh Smith:No. Well, I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:You've seen Chinatown. Haven't you,
Josh Smith:I never saw that
Rebecca Smith:Rosemary's Baby.
Josh Smith:No, but
Rebecca Smith:that's a good one too. That's scary for you though. You're Chicken.
Josh Smith:What did he do?
Rebecca Smith:uh, had sex with a 13 year old
Angeline Compau:unlawful sex
Josh Smith:with
Rebecca Smith:a minor
Josh Smith:a 13 year old. That's gonna be a problem. You're not coming back. They let you back. Somebody should shoot your shit.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Says he's lived in France since 1978.
Josh Smith:They're okay with that. So there you sleep sleep with a 13
Rebecca Smith:apparently that's a natural occurrence over there
Angeline Compau:it might be maybe their 13 year olds are a little more mature. I don't know.
Josh Smith:Gotta say I understand why you would take in you know somebody from another country if you really thought they were being wronged you know, said something that
Rebecca Smith:he was still he still won an Oscar after all of that.
Angeline Compau:He couldn't accept it. but he won it
Josh Smith:never been a big fan of the Hollywood crowd myself. So
Rebecca Smith:I know,
Josh Smith:but to say, You know what we as a country are okay, you know if it's a 13 year old, so yeah, come on in. France, that's a double thumbs down
Rebecca Smith:he was a citizen of France already.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:They should have arrested him.
Angeline Compau:I don't know if their laws are like that.
Josh Smith:The should be.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Legal age might be different over there.
Josh Smith:Oh, the United States, the homeland of security, just came out with a new department. And it's about it's designed to help prevent misinformation, and false.
Rebecca Smith:False reporting. That's not gonna happen. They talking about like Twitter and all that shit.
Josh Smith:Well, it is kind of weird that it came
Rebecca Smith:Well, they're not able to because Elon Musk just bought Twitter and he's gonna take a private
Josh Smith:well, this is a government authority designed to regulate public and private, you
Rebecca Smith:so basiclly there's no, free speech anywhere?
Josh Smith:Well, I hope. You know, that's, that's a reach but it certainly causes is it causes us normal people to, I haven't read the article. But the the initial reaction to the headline for me was exactly.
Rebecca Smith:That's toeing the line of constitutional right.
Josh Smith:Didn't the Nazi's try that or the Russians try that. That's not good. Yeah, well, yeah,
Angeline Compau:I did not read.
Josh Smith:That was not one of my topics. And so the moral of the story is Angeline is not aware of all these things.
Angeline Compau:Yep. I like to stay
Rebecca Smith:wait till it's on facebook
Angeline Compau:blissfully unaware. I don't have Facebook. I don't want to know anything about
Josh Smith:You don't have Facebook?
Angeline Compau:no. And you know what, I love it.
Josh Smith:am I too old. Because is that why it's Facebook.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:You have all the other ones too, but you never
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:I was one of the original tweeters.
Rebecca Smith:No, you weren't.
Josh Smith:yes I was
Rebecca Smith:No you weren't.
Josh Smith:I did. I tweeted a long time ago. Quotes.
Rebecca Smith:Joshua, you didn't even sign up for Twitter
Josh Smith:audience I tweeted quotes from the American Revolution when tweeting first came out. I was in this very room. No, I did it.
Angeline Compau:I wish people could see my face.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, my God.
Angeline Compau:When did Twitter come out?
Josh Smith:Who knows the exact year come on,
Angeline Compau:like 2007?
Rebecca Smith:Well, you said you were one of the first
Josh Smith:I was one of the first in this room. We're in this house.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Josh Smith:Yes,
Angeline Compau:either way. I like to stay blissfully unaware of what's going on. It's yeah, no, I don't. I don't want to know
Josh Smith:why.
Angeline Compau:I don't know
Josh Smith:you live here.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I do. But it's can I control it? No. Is shit gonna happen that it's just gonna happen? Yep.
Josh Smith:So, you know, Stalin, rule for you wants to call you something.
Angeline Compau:What was that?
Josh Smith:It's not really true, but they used to say Stalin used to call the populace or some of the populace be useful fools. It actually really wasn't Stalin, somebody attributed him later. But still,
Angeline Compau:I have opinions and all that shit. But like, I don't, that's nothing that I can do about anything. It's all gonna happen. Regardless, so what does it matter?
Josh Smith:I hope that's not the definition of democracy.
Angeline Compau:Who even knows anymore?
Josh Smith:Should I go to my next topic? Or did we go
Rebecca Smith:Oh you have another one?
Josh Smith:Well, I have lots of topics.
Angeline Compau:So many topics.
Rebecca Smith:I thought you only had those. You have to save some. Yeah, I guess.
Josh Smith:All right. So I have this topic. And I don't know if the audience or my wife would be interested in this, but it's actually called the ponder segment
Rebecca Smith:Veto.
Angeline Compau:Go For it,
Josh Smith:I read my potential my
Rebecca Smith:Is this like deep thoughts? I'm gonna get my nachos
Angeline Compau:with jack Handy. Thosesmell so good.
Josh Smith:Can we talk about the sports topic then? Because
Rebecca Smith:no, I want to hear about pandering
Angeline Compau:what's what's pandering.
Josh Smith:Alright, so it's not pandering. It's Pondering.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I want to hear about that. I know that is.
Josh Smith:So one of my topics and pondering, and this is the lightest they get deeper. I'm a little upset. And it's a topic we briefly touched on about them changing baseball.
Rebecca Smith:you already did that
Josh Smith:I know but
Angeline Compau:about the designated hitter
Josh Smith:I'm still stuck on it. Yeah. Because think about it.
Rebecca Smith:You're gonna have to let it go, dude.
Josh Smith:Think about this for a minute. Like they're against steroids. They don't really care about the players, but they're against steroids. So why? Because it changes the statistics of the game. It has nothing to do with player safety. It warps it to give somebody advantage or somebody else till everybody does it and all of a sudden the whole game gets changed. Like it did homeruns You know guys hit the 70s two guys that were not 60 caliber homerun guys, I'm talking about Sosa Maguire. Right they all of a sudden start hitting the 60s. Clemens who's would have made the Hall of Fame without it but is a machine just stays a machine forever. So
Angeline Compau:what if it is about safty, because the pitcher is got to keep his shoulders in perfect condition for pitching and he doesn't want to ruin anything by hitting.
Josh Smith:So why make roughing up the ball illegal doesn't hurt a single person. But they did make it illegal. And the reason why they made it illegal is because it would give one pitcher an advantage over others. So they make it legal for everybody. And they didn't do that because it changes the statistics of the nature of the game. So why would you all of a sudden, after all these years change the designated hitter? Because it's obvious it has more offensive the game. So it makes it more exciting to the consumer. And it pleases the union because it gives older guys a chance to stay on longer. Which means you know, they're totally fucking with the statistics of the game on the pure basis of money. Joe Joe turnquist would agree with me about this.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's because you and Joe are like just
Rebecca Smith:the same person
Angeline Compau:you guys make out in your free time like I don't
Josh Smith:that was for Joe. No, we don't make out
Angeline Compau:Yes. You two like to touch tips and go hey, how do you feel about the designated hitter?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I don't like it. Me either.
Rebecca Smith:It changes the statistics of the game
Angeline Compau:yeah. That's you're dicks hitting
Josh Smith:You're gonna have to delete this next part, Angeline
Angeline Compau:that's your dicks hitting.
Josh Smith:do you know what Docking is
Angeline Compau:which one of you guys is uncircumcised?
Rebecca Smith:Have you ever heard of soaking?
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Soaking
Josh Smith:I don't know what it is
Rebecca Smith:ok, this is what
Josh Smith:it makes me think of a bubble bath
Rebecca Smith:I don't know cuz I think this is like a weird millennial thing.
Josh Smith:Is it a bubble bath?
Rebecca Smith:No. I heard
Angeline Compau:listen
Rebecca Smith:that in like certain religions, like the Mormons or whatever because they want to stay up pure for marriage. What they do is they will insert the penis into the vagina. But they won't like move around. They just sit there
Angeline Compau:no thrusting.
Rebecca Smith:So there's there's insertion but there's no like.
Angeline Compau:Wait
Rebecca Smith:pounding
Josh Smith:Fair enough. Does he blow his junk? Does he blow his wad?
Rebecca Smith:Neither of them move?
Angeline Compau:No,
Rebecca Smith:That's why it's just called soaking.
Angeline Compau:They sit there and do nothing. However, sometimes they will get a friend that will like stand over the bed. Or like go under the bed
Rebecca Smith:and like jump around,
Angeline Compau:jump around or push their feet up against this so they're not doing the movement but it's happening.
Josh Smith:So don't question do we equate this to the younger crowd?
Rebecca Smith:I guess
Josh Smith:no way that dude is not blowing a nut
Angeline Compau:well, by just soaking probably not. Maybe
Josh Smith:he is. he's 18
Angeline Compau:he's probably like 14 but when your friend is helping you
Josh Smith:14 No way.
Angeline Compau:I don't know these kids. They tried everything so young. But either way So say your friend you two are soaking your dick is just sitting there laying their limp. Hard but limp not doing nothing and your friend is just like bouncing on the bed. And it's making the movement for you. You're definitely blowing your load. Jasper agrees
Josh Smith:Yes, it Affirmative. Yes.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:He's ready for nap.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. But yeah, soaking is a thing.
Rebecca Smith:That's it so how is that not sex?
Josh Smith:It is sex.
Angeline Compau:Oh, it's the same
Rebecca Smith:I don't get how they think that's not sex
Angeline Compau:it's the same as the poop hole loophole where they put it in butt and try and call that not sex
Josh Smith:I have never heard it called that
Angeline Compau:It's a poop hole loophole it's not sex if you put it in the butt
Josh Smith:Is that what you tell yourself every day
Angeline Compau:No, I just do it regular but there's
Josh Smith:do a regular butt are doing
Angeline Compau:regular vaginal sex but there is a girl it's god its Garfunkel and Oates. The it's like Simon Garfunkel daughter and oats. His daughter. They have a group and they have a whole a whole song about it. Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus. And it's a whole it's a whole thing about
Josh Smith:That's a terrible title.
Rebecca Smith:It's getting away with it. Yeah. So they're not they're not losing their virginity
Angeline Compau:Their still pure when they get married. you have to watch it. It's the videos great. it's on YouTube.
Rebecca Smith:I think that's gonna be the name of our podcast
Angeline Compau:poop hole loophole
Rebecca Smith:Roman Polanski and the poop hole loophole.
Josh Smith:France you're still on my shit list. I love your coffee. I love your bread.
Angeline Compau:I love kissing French style.
Josh Smith:I love your wine.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Josh Smith:I've enjoyed your country your
Angeline Compau:I love your toast.
Josh Smith:People were really nice really, really great country but come on, man.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Can't you just can't allow that
Rebecca Smith:I just don't know these days?
Josh Smith:Ok is that a wrap because I'm hungry and you ate my nachos. I'm wrapping it up so I can get on that shit.
Rebecca Smith:No, I'm getting on that shit my nachos
Josh Smith:Angeline, Could you do me a favor?
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:later on tonight when you take a shower. Could you wash your feet?
Angeline Compau:No. But you know what I'll do is I will stand in my soupy soap water and let my feet soak I love it.
Rebecca Smith:Alright, bye bitches.
Josh Smith:Bye Greg
Angeline Compau:Bag Greg.
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