April 15, 2022

S2 Ep15 - Happy Rex Manning Day!! Empire Records

S2 Ep15 - Happy Rex Manning Day!! Empire Records

This week we talk 1995's Empire Records.  Would you consider this movie a flop or a cult classic??  Stick around til the end when Josh discusses where Angeline should live, what we should do for Rebecca's birthday and so much more!!

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Rebecca Smith:

I don't know if I got it before the music started.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god.

Josh Smith:

My sinuses are clean

Angeline Compau:

check,

Josh Smith:

check.

Angeline Compau:

All right,

Josh Smith:

am I coming in Okay?

Angeline Compau:

I think so

Josh Smith:

check one check one

Angeline Compau:

check.

Josh Smith:

1222

Angeline Compau:

Hey guys,

Josh Smith:

Empire records,

Rebecca Smith:

I was gonna tell you I forgot and I meant to record it. I was at that concert on Saturday. They were like aggressively checking the microphone. As soon as I pulled out my phone to record it, they stopped but he was like CHECK, CHECK I was like, Dude, that is so loud.

Josh Smith:

That's what they do. That's what professionals do. I bring the professionalism to this team.

Rebecca Smith:

Whatever

Angeline Compau:

Somebody's got to do it.

Josh Smith:

Somebody's got to do it.

Angeline Compau:

not me. Hey, guys.

Rebecca Smith:

What?

Angeline Compau:

Happy Rex Manning day.

Rebecca Smith:

Everybody, man and gay recommending day was actually Friday. Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

but we're celebrating today

Rebecca Smith:

today.

Josh Smith:

Yep. Yep.

Angeline Compau:

To dizzle

Rebecca Smith:

so today, Empire records

Angeline Compau:

mom made us cookies, and pizza for movie Night today.

Josh Smith:

tots, tots.

Angeline Compau:

You made the tots, or did you make the tots?.

Rebecca Smith:

No, Josh made them

Angeline Compau:

you made the tats. And I didn't realize they were spicy. I put one in my mouth. And I was like, What the fuck is this? they're spicy

Rebecca Smith:

she almost died.

Angeline Compau:

Almost.

Rebecca Smith:

So how are you all feeling about the movie this week?

Angeline Compau:

Empire records really? I'm much better than fame.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, yeah,

Angeline Compau:

much better.

Josh Smith:

But as we discussed the black screen with no sound would have been better than Fame.

Rebecca Smith:

I can't wait for your month.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

say what, it was better than Idiocracy. give you that right there. I'm talking about Fame.

Angeline Compau:

You're a fucking liar.

Rebecca Smith:

I have to I'm gonna find it for you on my podcast today. The unspooled one with Paul Scheer. They he compared something to Idiocracy.

Josh Smith:

Oh, I thought you were gonna make me watch Idiocracy again.

Rebecca Smith:

They talked about it they talked about it in a favorable light.

Josh Smith:

Oh, then I don't want to hear it.

Angeline Compau:

Idiocracy is way better than fame You're the worst you were just saying

Josh Smith:

Don't feel bad I'm saying it's a piece of garbage just just a piece of garbage a little worse than a piece of garbage fame.

Angeline Compau:

No, that is

Rebecca Smith:

way to crush my childhood dude nice thanks

Angeline Compau:

Wow way to go Josh you wow just garbage human over there.

Rebecca Smith:

I know, right

Josh Smith:

horrible

Rebecca Smith:

terrible person

Josh Smith:

honey if it makes you feel that it was an attempt to insult Angeline

Rebecca Smith:

but it didn't

Angeline Compau:

well, look what you did. piece o' garbage. Oh, hey, and Happy anniversary to you guys on Friday.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, thanks.

Josh Smith:

Thank you

Angeline Compau:

hope you guys boned.

Josh Smith:

We had a lot of Taco Bell

Rebecca Smith:

Where's the crickets sound?

Angeline Compau:

hope you guys had lots o' sex.

Josh Smith:

Thank you Angeline

Angeline Compau:

I'm just saying

Rebecca Smith:

way to bring up sore subjects, angeline. I'm kidding

Angeline Compau:

Wait, are you telling me you're sore after all the sex? I that what you're saying

Josh Smith:

I'm quite the man

Angeline Compau:

Or are you sore?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh my God

Josh Smith:

I didn't stretch

Angeline Compau:

out oh my god. Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

There may have been penetration, i Josh's butt

Angeline Compau:

that's what I was thinking.

Josh Smith:

Isn't that the name of your cat.

Angeline Compau:

no what Josh's butt?

Josh Smith:

Penetration

Angeline Compau:

Oh, I thought you meant Josh's butt

Josh Smith:

that's the name of your dream

Rebecca Smith:

that's your fantasy.

Angeline Compau:

My fantasy is Josh's butt. ya no, my cat's name is penetration. It is.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, so Empire records. Fun Facts. Ready?

Angeline Compau:

lay em on me

Rebecca Smith:

movie was released September 22 1995. The budget?

Josh Smith:

6.2 million

Rebecca Smith:

no.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

do you have a guess Angeline?

Angeline Compau:

Oh 10 million. Fuck yeah! Pulled that out of my ass.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. What did it make?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, I bet it made a lot. Maybe like 100,000,000

Josh Smith:

32 million.

Rebecca Smith:

Made a whopping 304,000

Angeline Compau:

Are you kidding? It was it made no money. Why?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know.

Angeline Compau:

There was there. Not a lot of marketing for it

Josh Smith:

it's a box office bust

Rebecca Smith:

it was a flop for surzee Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Wow. I thought it was good. I thought maybe the high schoolers would a flocked to the theaters to see it.

Rebecca Smith:

Nope.

Angeline Compau:

Damn

Rebecca Smith:

top events of 1995. What happened in 1995? Joshua

Josh Smith:

I was a junior in college.

Angeline Compau:

Shut up.

Rebecca Smith:

Well, that's not on the world events.

Angeline Compau:

I started kindergarten

Rebecca Smith:

nice, that was on there.

Angeline Compau:

I knew it

Josh Smith:

for the second year in a row.

Angeline Compau:

I was not held back in kindergarten. I passed the first Time.

Rebecca Smith:

All right, you guys both suck.

Josh Smith:

95 Bill Clinton was President. That's all I got.

Rebecca Smith:

Oklahoma City bombing happened in 95. OJ Simpson trial began in 95

Josh Smith:

I remember that For sure.

Rebecca Smith:

Windows 95 was launched.

Angeline Compau:

That makes sense. Wow.

Rebecca Smith:

And the worldwide launch of the Sony PlayStation, was in 95

Josh Smith:

Sony PlayStation. Gone was the dominance of Sega

Rebecca Smith:

top TV shows in 95 Josh

Josh Smith:

I didn't watch tv we didn't have cable, I was in college

Angeline Compau:

95

Rebecca Smith:

I was poor. Cheers

Angeline Compau:

think

Rebecca Smith:

no

Angeline Compau:

friends.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes, that was on there, that was number three

Josh Smith:

Friends was on in 95?.

Rebecca Smith:

You're gonna kick yourself when if you don't guess it,

Angeline Compau:

Seinfeld.

Rebecca Smith:

Number two.

Angeline Compau:

Fuck you.

Rebecca Smith:

Number one.

Angeline Compau:

Why? Why not got this?

Rebecca Smith:

What was number one, Angeline?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know. Let me think let me think

Rebecca Smith:

if you get it, I'm gonna think you're cheating. And you looked at my notes.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, let me think

Josh Smith:

Baywatch.

Rebecca Smith:

No,

Josh Smith:

I just guessed one.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, is it another sitcom? Or is

Rebecca Smith:

no

Angeline Compau:

60 minutes?

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, that was last week. So I had to repeat it. I really don't know. I was guessing both of those

Rebecca Smith:

ER was number one.

Angeline Compau:

Would havve never got that

Josh Smith:

I never watched that

Angeline Compau:

no

Rebecca Smith:

top songs of 1995

Josh Smith:

sugar pie

Rebecca Smith:

It's sugar high

Angeline Compau:

What's that song? Mr. Jones and me

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, no.

Josh Smith:

Counting Crows

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

well, that was a bit before though.

Rebecca Smith:

Um, two of the top three were by the same artist.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, 95. Let's think

Josh Smith:

was it Pearl Jam second release album came out 95

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know but that's not it. I'm gonna sing a little bit of

Angeline Compau:

Ooh, Hootie and the Blowfish

Rebecca Smith:

no

Angeline Compau:

okay. I don't know

Rebecca Smith:

of the number two and number three I'm gonna sing...don't go chasing

Angeline Compau:

TLC

Rebecca Smith:

Yes, waterfalls is number two. What was number three.

Josh Smith:

Proud that I didn't know that.

Angeline Compau:

What, that's a good song.

Josh Smith:

No it's not

Angeline Compau:

Yes, it is.

Rebecca Smith:

what was number three Angeline

Angeline Compau:

Okay, so

Rebecca Smith:

waterfalls was number two

Angeline Compau:

Creep.

Rebecca Smith:

Yep.

Angeline Compau:

Fuck yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Number three. Number one

Josh Smith:

that's a good song

Angeline Compau:

that is a good. Song

Rebecca Smith:

number one overall in 1995 was Gangster's paradise.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, nice.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

Creep's The best song in that whole trilogy right there.

Angeline Compau:

I Like

Rebecca Smith:

it's not your version of creep. .

Josh Smith:

Still it's a good song.

Angeline Compau:

Is he thinking of the other

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, he's thinking of are you thinking of

Josh Smith:

Radiohead?

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that's not it.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, by TLC she said that.

Josh Smith:

Oh fuck that then, terrible.

Rebecca Smith:

Whatever top movies of 1995 Number one,

Josh Smith:

wait wait was it the low we just watched?

Angeline Compau:

No, that made no money

Josh Smith:

it was a low year.

Rebecca Smith:

a whales vagina

Angeline Compau:

95

Josh Smith:

95. I didn't watch movies.

Rebecca Smith:

What the fuck did you do in 95? You didn't watch TV

Josh Smith:

I drank beer. And

Angeline Compau:

he had circle jerks in his dorm room with his friends.

Josh Smith:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

pick a movie from 1995 or that you think was 1995

Angeline Compau:

Ace Ventura

Rebecca Smith:

no, good guess

Angeline Compau:

thanks.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm just gonna cuz you guys are aggravating.

Angeline Compau:

Were bad guessers.

Rebecca Smith:

Especially Josh.

Angeline Compau:

I was five

Rebecca Smith:

Josh's aggravating your good gueser you had some good guesses

Angeline Compau:

I had some good guesses.

Josh Smith:

You did?

Angeline Compau:

A two winners on TV.

Rebecca Smith:

1995 number one movie with Batman Forever.

Angeline Compau:

woulda never got that

Rebecca Smith:

it made 184 million.

Josh Smith:

184

Rebecca Smith:

number two. Apollo 13

Angeline Compau:

never would have gotten that

Rebecca Smith:

made 172 million number three. Toy Story.

Angeline Compau:

Ah,

Josh Smith:

didn't watch that.

Rebecca Smith:

Made 150 million.

Angeline Compau:

I had that on VHS.

Rebecca Smith:

Empire records came in 227.

Josh Smith:

I don't know why it was such a big flop.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know it was beat out by clerks and party girl.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

And Interview with a Vampire.

Josh Smith:

Clerks was a good

Rebecca Smith:

Indie. Yeah,

Josh Smith:

for sure.

Rebecca Smith:

But for it being an independent movie it beat out a major studio release? Anyway, it beat out Mr. Holland's Opus.

Josh Smith:

Never saw that that

Rebecca Smith:

That was that was good. I just saw that the other day. And

Angeline Compau:

I've never even heard of that

Rebecca Smith:

and dead man walking it beat out too which that movie aggravated the shit out of me. But

Angeline Compau:

What movie is that?

Rebecca Smith:

It's a good one.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know any of these

Rebecca Smith:

Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon

Josh Smith:

didn't see it either.

Angeline Compau:

No, I have no idea.

Rebecca Smith:

Critical response has an approval rating of 31% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Josh Smith:

Wow.

Rebecca Smith:

Based on 35 critic reviews, the consensus is that despite the terrific soundtrack and a strong early performance from Renee Zellweger Empire records is mostly a silly predictable teen dramedy,

Angeline Compau:

that's what it's supposed to be.

Josh Smith:

I do think Liv Tyler kind of made that movie a little teeny bopper.

Rebecca Smith:

variety called it.

Josh Smith:

She didn't suck.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, she opportunity to suck and she didn't suck. No.

Rebecca Smith:

variety called it a soundtrack in search of a movie. TV Guide gave it two out of five stars calling it a lame comedy

Josh Smith:

lame.

Rebecca Smith:

Roger Ebert called the film a lost cause but wrote that some of the actors might have a future in better films.

Josh Smith:

Well, that turned out to be true,

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Angeline Compau:

yes it did

Rebecca Smith:

LaPaglia Cochran Zellweger, Tyler Embry and Toony were all went on to varying levels of success in the following years.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Which brings me to my new category. What was that guy from?

Angeline Compau:

Yes. What was that guy from?

Rebecca Smith:

So the guy that played yo, Anthony LaPaglia?

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

So murdered axe murderer.

Angeline Compau:

I love that movie. And I knew right away.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that was that was in 1993. He was Married an Axe Murderer. So that's what you would know him from

Josh Smith:

Head, pants!

Angeline Compau:

Oh, no. Paper.

Josh Smith:

No, it's pants.

Rebecca Smith:

It's pants.

Angeline Compau:

It's paper. He wants the newspaper.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, that's later. Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

he said that later?

Angeline Compau:

Okay. I was about to say I was like, What? No way.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Jane, Debbie Mazar was also in. So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, she was

Rebecca Smith:

and she was also on Goodfellas. In 1990, she played Henry Hill's one of his mistresses. Yeah,

Josh Smith:

that's right. She did.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Lucas, Rory Cochrane. Was Do you know this one, Josh?

Josh Smith:

No. He's really familiar to me.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you know

Angeline Compau:

I have no idea who he is. But

Rebecca Smith:

he was in dazed and confused.

Josh Smith:

That's right.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. I know. You man.

Angeline Compau:

Dad gonnit. his hair terrible.

Rebecca Smith:

In this movie

Angeline Compau:

in this movie Empire records

Rebecca Smith:

. That was the cut though in 95. That Caesar cut George Clooney had it. I mean,

Angeline Compau:

the worst fucking hair I've ever seen in my life. Oh my god.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you know Renee Zellweger was also an dazed and confused which I don't remember her from that. She was also in they said in Reality Bites in 94

Josh Smith:

don't remember that. She was not the one and Chasing Amy that was the other girl that looks

Rebecca Smith:

no that's

Josh Smith:

kind of like her

Rebecca Smith:

Joey Lauren Adams.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

but Joey Lauren Adams was also an Dazed Confused.

Josh Smith:

Yes,

Angeline Compau:

she was.

Rebecca Smith:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She was in 1994. And then she broke out in Jerry Maguire and 96

Josh Smith:

broke out.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

She aint ever going back.

Rebecca Smith:

Cory Liv Tyler. This is her third movie. She did two prior to the silent fall and heavy which I've never heard of. She took off after this because after this she did stealing beauty that thing you do inventing the abbots u turn and Armageddon.

Angeline Compau:

Oh that thing you do is a good movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Love that movie.

Angeline Compau:

That was a good one.

Rebecca Smith:

Which Ethan Embry was also in?

Angeline Compau:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

Mark Ethan Embry credited as ethan Ethan Randall in his first six movies. I hadn't heard of any of them. I think Dutch was the only one I heard of. That was the with the guy from

Josh Smith:

You talking about the red haired kid. He played in that movie with Jennifer Love Hewitt. Where you

Angeline Compau:

Can't hardly wait

Rebecca Smith:

yeah that was later though.

Angeline Compau:

That's a great movie.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, he was in that thing you do. He was in Vegas vacation? Can't hardly wait,

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god, he's Rusty

Rebecca Smith:

and disturbing behavior?

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I forgot he's rusty in Vegas vacation.

Rebecca Smith:

And then Deborah Robin Toony was in Encino mand

Angeline Compau:

don't tell me

Rebecca Smith:

what else.

Angeline Compau:

She was in the fucking mentalist man.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, was she?

Angeline Compau:

Dude, she was the main character.

Rebecca Smith:

We're talking movies through Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

but The Mentalist was my favorite show.

Rebecca Smith:

I know but we're talking movies.

Angeline Compau:

You guys are the worst. Yeah, she wasn't Encino Man.

Rebecca Smith:

She was in Encino Man. And then she was in right after this. She was in the craft.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I never saw any of those.

Angeline Compau:

But if you saw The Mentalist, which is an awesome show, she's the main character one of them.

Josh Smith:

I'm not gonna watch her.

Angeline Compau:

You should though. You would like it.

Josh Smith:

Probably not

Rebecca Smith:

the guy that played

Angeline Compau:

yeah, it's not sci fi and losery You're right.

Rebecca Smith:

The guy that played Rex Manning. What was he in?

Angeline Compau:

I know

Josh Smith:

it's onto my tongue just just hang tight

Rebecca Smith:

you need to know this because you love this movie.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah, you do.

Josh Smith:

Oh, I thought I was gonna say Greece but I don't love the movie Greece.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes, you do.

Josh Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

Yes you do.

Rebecca Smith:

You love the movie Grease 2.

Josh Smith:

I don't love the movie Grease 2

Rebecca Smith:

Yes you do, you know all the songs

Josh Smith:

Who was he in grease 2?

Rebecca Smith:

he was the main guy I have Three older. Yeah, he was the British

Angeline Compau:

Michael. dude. Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I have three older sisters. I grew up with A lot of that stuff in my house. White

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, Christmas, Bing Crosby,

Rebecca Smith:

whatever you love it.

Angeline Compau:

remember singing let's do it for our country. and now You're trying to say you don't love Grease 2.

Josh Smith:

I don't love it. But I do love the song. Let's do it

Angeline Compau:

If there's ever a reason to do it, that's it. for our country. That's it

Rebecca Smith:

for the country.

Josh Smith:

The red white and the blue.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, so here are my questions about the movie. What? Okay, first of all, whate do you say you liked it?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that was funny.

Josh Smith:

I love a good soundtrack. It was better than Fame. I'd seen it before. I think I saw it in college. Because they had a free movie channel which didn't play like the played like the movies that were three or four years old.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

So I think this one just came out.

Rebecca Smith:

This was on heavy rotation on cable for sure

Angeline Compau:

wait you saw it in college, so you like took a break from butt fucking your friends?

Josh Smith:

Oh, yeah. No, no, no, we, we butt fucked while we

Angeline Compau:

Wow. Okay, that makes sense. watched this.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh rexy, you're so sexy

Angeline Compau:

Yes, say no more, mon amour.

Josh Smith:

There was a Hubbard Hall ass waxing Rex Manning day.

Angeline Compau:

I love it.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, so here are my questions for you guys. Were when you were teen or in college? What would have been your ideal job?

Josh Smith:

Like while in college?

Rebecca Smith:

Like if you were this age? I think either working in a video store or like a record store something that that would be cool for me.

Angeline Compau:

That would be cool. I would like well, any job where you got to sit around and do nothing all day would have been cool. They did not work.

Josh Smith:

I was a lifeguard that was pretty cool. But I would have rather

Rebecca Smith:

lifeguards a good job.

Josh Smith:

I would have rather worked like, like for the DNR just ya know

Angeline Compau:

in like high school or college.

Josh Smith:

not High School High School lifeguard was just

Angeline Compau:

how old are they. They're in college. They're like

Rebecca Smith:

she's going to Harvard so they're just graduating high school.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. Yeah, that's why I'm like.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, another good job is mowing yards.

Rebecca Smith:

that's not a Fun job

Josh Smith:

You just sit there and zone out all day

Angeline Compau:

no, you need a job with like friends where you could hang out. Party,

Josh Smith:

we all smoked doobies and just mowed yards all during the day. Good deal was good job.

Rebecca Smith:

Where did you work for.

Josh Smith:

One of my friends had a lawn mowing company.

Rebecca Smith:

Nice

Josh Smith:

college. I go home in the summers. Mow yards.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

have you ever gone to an in store Meet and Greet for anything?

Josh Smith:

I got a Saturn once and they clapped for me when I drove out.

Angeline Compau:

I went to the auto show once

Josh Smith:

that was the first car

Rebecca Smith:

meet and greet, like you went to go meet like a celebrity or something in the store signing autographs

Angeline Compau:

I didn't go there for this. I went to the auto show. Right and and Vern Troyer was there and I did get his autograph. But I did

Josh Smith:

Who's Vern

Rebecca Smith:

mini me

Angeline Compau:

mini me from Austin Powers. I

Josh Smith:

did you get an autograph?

Angeline Compau:

did and I still have it. I just I didn't go for that though.

Josh Smith:

Did he sign a body part?

Angeline Compau:

No. I was like, I had to been nine or 10 so he would I would have been way illegal.

Rebecca Smith:

Who would you go to a meet and greet for? Like an in store meet and greet? Is there an author or a musician or something that you're like dying to meet?

Josh Smith:

Talking to me?

Rebecca Smith:

Both of you.

Angeline Compau:

I can't think of anyone right now.

Josh Smith:

I don't think it'd be a author musician but there's people I'd like to meet

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

I'd like to be like Colin Powell that'd be pretty freakin sweet.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, wilbur,

Josh Smith:

Wilbur'd like to meet cool guys like Oh, yeah. Fuck that ex secretary of state four star general up.

Rebecca Smith:

oh my gosh.

Angeline Compau:

The dog doesn't like that

Rebecca Smith:

I you won the M&M drawing at the beginning. When they were drawing m&ms, what would you have played?

Josh Smith:

So it's 95 Pearl Jam 10.

Rebecca Smith:

What would you play now? Pearl Jam 10

Josh Smith:

Nirvana, MTV unplugged

Rebecca Smith:

because I live in the 90s

Angeline Compau:

I would have played the Spice Girls

Rebecca Smith:

Tell you what I want, what I really really want.

Angeline Compau:

Or I'm giving you everything

Rebecca Smith:

oh my gosh

Josh Smith:

so you wouldn't have played anything from

Angeline Compau:

well, I'm trying to think of me being actually five years old and what I was listening to but right now what would I play? Prince erotic city. Oh, yeah. that's a good one Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

I probably would have played Prince back then. Or

Angeline Compau:

or pony? Genuine

Josh Smith:

smashing pumpkis maybe

Rebecca Smith:

if it was something alternative I would have done them too smashing pumpkins and no doubt all those people

Josh Smith:

could put them aisles and chains in there.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think Cory and AJ continue their relationship after

Josh Smith:

negative

Angeline Compau:

Maybe

Rebecca Smith:

if you had the opportunity to meet your teen crush would you have tried to sleep with them? in, the count out room?

Josh Smith:

Absolutely.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

who was your teen crush?

Josh Smith:

doesn't matter. I would have slept with her

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

in that count out room.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know who mine was but I would have totally tried to and then I wouldn't have gave a shit. What my expectations were I would have been like I came this far and he's willing we're doing it. Like hello

Josh Smith:

so when he whipped out as Dong

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

you would have leaped over the table blow first you would blow out the candle safety first right

Angeline Compau:

Right, that's true.

Josh Smith:

Then you would have leaped over the table

Rebecca Smith:

Then you would have blown something else.

Angeline Compau:

yes. Well, because like, like I said, you you come all this way you have him right there. He's ready and willing pulls his pants down, dong's out and you're just gonna run away.

Rebecca Smith:

That was her first time she was a little she wrote you romanticize your first time about what it's going to be. It never is what you romanticized, but

Angeline Compau:

you're gonna give up on your opportunity. That was your opportunity, man. You shoot. She had to take it and she ran away.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm glad she didn't though he's gross.

Angeline Compau:

He is gross, but I mean, she liked him. I mean, she thought about him since she was a girl.

Rebecca Smith:

That's another thing. Like he was a lot older than her.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that Well, I don't know if Brad Pitt. I mean, I can't think of anybody else right now. But if he did, and he whipped out his donger, I'd be like, Oh, right in the back of this room. That's fine. I'll take it.

Josh Smith:

Good Job. Angeline, way to be a trooper,

Rebecca Smith:

Take one for the team.

Angeline Compau:

Gina took one for the team.

Rebecca Smith:

she did.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, geeze.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think Warren actually started working at the store?

Angeline Compau:

I hope he did. That was hilarious.

Josh Smith:

I think Warren was 13 and not allowed to work. you had to be 15 back then.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah

Rebecca Smith:

How do you know, he wasn't 15.

Josh Smith:

That's, that's where I'm guessing.

Angeline Compau:

He said he was old enough. I think he said he was old enough to what?

Rebecca Smith:

I think he's working there.

Angeline Compau:

I don't know what He said,

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think Gina joined the band?

Josh Smith:

I do.

Angeline Compau:

Ya probably. Yeah. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think Rex Manning ever did another in store appearance?

Angeline Compau:

No.

Josh Smith:

I do not.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know. It turned out okay. Besides the end part like

Josh Smith:

besides begging an underage girl in an office. He was great

Angeline Compau:

she might have been 18

Rebecca Smith:

I think they're all 18

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

She just graduated high school.

Josh Smith:

I think Rex Manning looked her up again and begged her again.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't think she would bang him again. I think that was a revenge bang.

Angeline Compau:

It was a revenge Bang

Josh Smith:

it was

Angeline Compau:

and good for her.

Josh Smith:

Good for Rex

Angeline Compau:

good for Rex.

Rebecca Smith:

Nice.

Josh Smith:

Good job. Rex.

Angeline Compau:

Ah, Cory called Gina a slut. And I thought that was pretty rude.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, the modern day version of whore.

Angeline Compau:

She was like, yeah, she thinks I'm a slut. I'll show you a slut. And then she did

Josh Smith:

I will show you some slutty whoreness

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Who is your favorite character?

Josh Smith:

I like the red haired dude.

Angeline Compau:

Lucas.

Rebecca Smith:

I like Lucas too

Angeline Compau:

Lucas is my favorite.

Rebecca Smith:

Lucas is funny. He has to stay on the couch and then he carries around that cushon.

Angeline Compau:

that was my favorite

Josh Smith:

the dude that walked around with the guitar while he was working. Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

he never did not have that guitar. That was crazy.

Angeline Compau:

That was weird.

Rebecca Smith:

And they Yeah, you're right. They didn't ever really work. I mean, the only one that seemed to ever really be working was Deborah. She was doing the taxes and, like counting the CDs and stuff.

Angeline Compau:

Um, I can't remember his name. Ethan Embry, Ethan Embry.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh no, I can't remember it either.

Angeline Compau:

But he was working and he was like, help.

Rebecca Smith:

help me please. Do you have any quotable lines?

Angeline Compau:

Let me see what I wrote down in my notes?

Rebecca Smith:

I like, I like what Lucas his whole speech about? Where's the money Lucas it's in Atlantic City. It could be another cities by now. What is it doing there? Recirculating

Angeline Compau:

Lucas is such a smartass and I love it. He was hilarious.

Josh Smith:

I felt bad for Joe.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah. He hired a bunch of bums. But that was on him. He hired them.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

That was funny. That part where they're like they played that? I want money.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my gosh.

Rebecca Smith:

Joe's money.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. It was perfect.

Josh Smith:

didn't he say that. He got Lucas from a like a home and got him out of there.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, he

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

saved him.

Angeline Compau:

And look what Lucas did to pay him back.

Josh Smith:

Kicked him in the ding ding

Angeline Compau:

ding ding.

Josh Smith:

Never heard that before.

Angeline Compau:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think or? Yeah. Do you think Deborah really tried to commit suicide with a lady bic?

Josh Smith:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

with the moisturizing strip.

Josh Smith:

No,

Angeline Compau:

I think she wanted

Rebecca Smith:

attention.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

same with the head shaving.

Angeline Compau:

Yep.

Josh Smith:

that's the part that pissed me off the most.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. we had to hear about this the whole movie

Josh Smith:

she didn't clean it up a little bit. It would have taken like 10 more seconds. But

Rebecca Smith:

she came into work and did it like it's not like

Angeline Compau:

that's how you know

Rebecca Smith:

a barbershop thing.

Angeline Compau:

She didn't do it at home. She came into work.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. Her hair was cute too

Angeline Compau:

my hair's in the sink if you want to glue that

Rebecca Smith:

glueing the quarters.

Angeline Compau:

Yep.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't have to explain my art to you Warren.

Angeline Compau:

My name's not Warren

Rebecca Smith:

Don't call me fucking Warren.

Josh Smith:

What was his name?

Rebecca Smith:

you never know

Angeline Compau:

no

Josh Smith:

Warren

Angeline Compau:

but he told him his name was Warren Beatty. That's his own fault

Rebecca Smith:

so funny. Okay, trivia. Are you ready? Screenwriter Carol Heiken Heikkinen bases script on her time working at Tower Records in Phoenix, Arizona.

Angeline Compau:

Was that what it was like? Cuz that's wild.

Rebecca Smith:

I know. Two days after Regency enterprises executive Michael Nathanson gave approval to proceed with making Empire records. He was approached with a script for clueless. As all as he already had a teen movie in hand, he turned down the eventual 57 million box office hit and proceeded with production of empire records

Josh Smith:

To this day, he still unemployed.

Rebecca Smith:

Can you imagine?

Angeline Compau:

No.

Rebecca Smith:

The large mural that Mark kisses on the outside when he was outside

Angeline Compau:

was pissed on by bums.

Rebecca Smith:

Who was that? Who do you think that was?

Josh Smith:

Madonna?

Angeline Compau:

I don't know.

Rebecca Smith:

I always thought it was Madonna, too.

Angeline Compau:

And it's not

Rebecca Smith:

no, it's Gloria Estefon.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, really?

Rebecca Smith:

never would have thought that

Angeline Compau:

nice

Josh Smith:

Bitch

Angeline Compau:

I like her.

Josh Smith:

I don't know her

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, Coyote shivers, who was the guy that played Berko the guy carrying around the guitar the whole time, the lead singer of the band, was married to BeBe Buhl at the time. Who was Liv Tyler's mother? So that makes him live Tyler stepfather?

Josh Smith:

No, kidding.

Angeline Compau:

That's weird

Rebecca Smith:

Isn't that crazy.

Josh Smith:

So she has to walk in and say hi, Dad.

Rebecca Smith:

I know.

Angeline Compau:

Hello daddy.

Rebecca Smith:

The movie was severely edited in post production, removing three significant characters and up to 40 minutes of footage. The story was also condensed from occurring over two days to a single day. And one of the deleted scenes the rooftop band gets arrested and taken away. And then Warren is supposed to have a sister but she was cut from the whole movie.

Josh Smith:

They cut Warren's sister

Rebecca Smith:

they cut a whole day.

Angeline Compau:

She wasn't necessary. Clearly.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah. That I wonder if I can't imagine that movie being any longer than it was. Oh, when angrily leaving Rex Manning's parting words are? Do you remember?

Angeline Compau:

fade away? I do remember.

Rebecca Smith:

Why don't you just fade away? Which are the lyrics from what song Josh?

Josh Smith:

Why do you keep?

Rebecca Smith:

Because you'd like this band?

Josh Smith:

fade away?

Rebecca Smith:

Why don't you all just fade away?

Josh Smith:

I can't think of it.

Rebecca Smith:

It's the song my generation by the WHO?

Josh Smith:

Oh, yeah. I don't know how I'm terrible at all music trivia. And movie trivia and TV trivia.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

That's that's your part of the trivia team.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, Yeah.

Josh Smith:

I suck

Rebecca Smith:

awards

Angeline Compau:

you do

Josh Smith:

except when it's for real and I destroy everybody.

Rebecca Smith:

Do you think that this movie won awards?

Josh Smith:

I think this movie made 300,000

Rebecca Smith:

Didn't even win any Razzies, it did win one award, which I don't know if you can count it. It won the 1997 ASCAP award so that it's basically a music licensing award. So if your song was bought for like people wanted to use your song and stuff so basically the most performed song from a motion picture in 1997 was till I hear from you by the Gin Blossoms so they won the award for this and that because it was on that soundtrack that's why considered Empire records award

Angeline Compau:

interesting.

Rebecca Smith:

That's all I got any other thoughts

Josh Smith:

what's funny is is every critic and obviously the people that voted with their dollars and everybody else basically said that movie sucked yet we still liked it a lot more than fame.

Rebecca Smith:

I think. I think it became more of a cult following

Josh Smith:

like people just destroyed Angeline, that means you and I have zero fucking taste

Angeline Compau:

I knew that about you. Okay, I guess now I know about me.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, welcome to The Club.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, guesss, I'm in

Rebecca Smith:

this movie was on heavy rotation in light and on my cable and stuff. And so it developed more of a cult following later on down the road, but yeah, which is why it's more well known than other movies even though it only made what $400,000

Angeline Compau:

That surprises me

Rebecca Smith:

crazy, right?

Josh Smith:

Is that so that means that it covered its cost and then made 400 That just 400,000

Rebecca Smith:

No, it made total 400,000

Angeline Compau:

it lost money?

Josh Smith:

Oh, yeah, they lost

Angeline Compau:

a lot

Rebecca Smith:

a lot of money

Josh Smith:

a lot of lot

Rebecca Smith:

and passed on clueless.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. Oh my God.

Josh Smith:

He totally got fired

Rebecca Smith:

right.

Josh Smith:

He was done.

Angeline Compau:

He was working at a record store after that

Josh Smith:

Hey remember that time you passed up $50 million to lose 9.7 million

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

remember that time that's when you had a career.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god. I would I would do a Deborah and try and kill myself.

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

Ah,

Josh Smith:

with a lady bic.

Angeline Compau:

I'm sorry. Yeah, with a lady bic

Josh Smith:

Hey you know what, tell you what we have shears like she did you want me to take care of your hair tonight.

Angeline Compau:

No

Josh Smith:

that honey wouldn't that be fun.

Angeline Compau:

No, No, It would not be fun.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm just saying It would be fun.

Angeline Compau:

Then do your own hair.

Rebecca Smith:

No, I don't have a good shaped head to be bald,

Angeline Compau:

I don't either. That's what I said, I have a peanut head. Josh go shave your own head.

Josh Smith:

shaved,

Rebecca Smith:

Josh go shave your balls.

Angeline Compau:

I was gonna say, do that next go shave your balls.

Josh Smith:

I'm going to do that and put those in the cookies next time you come over, but I'm not gonna tell you which cookie it's in.

Angeline Compau:

That's sick.

Josh Smith:

Just take your chances

Angeline Compau:

not eating any cookies now.

Rebecca Smith:

cookie roulette

Josh Smith:

There you go.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, God.

Rebecca Smith:

Which by the way, we were on a trivia show, which is coming out. Did you get the email?

Angeline Compau:

Oh, no, I haven't checked. I have not looked at my email.

Josh Smith:

I got it.

Angeline Compau:

So yeah, we ran a trivia show two weeks ago.

Josh Smith:

So

Angeline Compau:

it's super cool.

Josh Smith:

What? What was the final score of that trivia game? What?

Rebecca Smith:

I don't remember?

Angeline Compau:

I don't remember the score. But if it you're looking for some praise because you won. Josh.

Josh Smith:

I don't think won is the right word. I I think it was much closer to domination,

Rebecca Smith:

it was a trivia podcast game show called the stuff I never knew. And we were guests on it. All three of us. So it's coming out tomorrow. So we'll post the links to it.

Josh Smith:

It was fun. It was fun and the host did a great job.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he was cool.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, he was fun. He was he just sent me something about tickets to something I have to look at it. But

Josh Smith:

we were so good. Our, as contestants, we've been gifted free tickets to the next. What did we get the tickets to the audience is hanging on the cliffhanger.

Rebecca Smith:

Would you like complimentary tickets to a trivia and games summit that I'm hosting?

Josh Smith:

Oh, Summit, and we're going to post this summit?

Rebecca Smith:

I'm sure it's probably virtual.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, then what do I need a ticket for?

Josh Smith:

Well, you got it.

Angeline Compau:

I don't like that

Josh Smith:

Angeline's out.

Angeline Compau:

I mean, I would go but don't tell me I need a ticket. Just give me a link.

Rebecca Smith:

People probably need tickets, so they know how many people are gonna be like joining

Josh Smith:

just can't show up willy nilly.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, on zoom. I can't

Josh Smith:

no.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

They probably sell tickets but he's offering us tickets. Oh, so we're, we're not posting

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Rebecca Smith:

she's cranky.

Angeline Compau:

Why are we hosting?

Josh Smith:

I thought we were good enough to be hosts?

Angeline Compau:

I'm not a good host. I lost that trivia.

Rebecca Smith:

we all know that.

Angeline Compau:

rude.

Rebecca Smith:

Ow

Angeline Compau:

That's what You get

Josh Smith:

Angeline do you entertain often?

Angeline Compau:

No.

Josh Smith:

Do you have any friends come over to your house ever?

Angeline Compau:

No. Why would I invite people to my house?

Josh Smith:

I'm just curious. Do you ever do that?

Angeline Compau:

I did. When I had my own place but I don't, I don't go hey, you guys. Would you like to come over and hang out with me? And

Rebecca Smith:

in the basement,

Angeline Compau:

my mom in the basement?

Josh Smith:

I think you should start doing that. I personally would love to go hang out at your house with you and your mom. I could hang out with your mom. We would talk a lot of stuff. I think we should both go over there. What do you think Beck.

Rebecca Smith:

Sure

Josh Smith:

We need to be invited over to a Sunday dinner or a Saturday dinner. I'm talking all the fixings.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

we'll just come over on Easter.

Angeline Compau:

You might as well

Josh Smith:

we'll bring the biscuits.

Angeline Compau:

Okay. Okay. I don't care. You guys come over.

Josh Smith:

Do you think you mom

Rebecca Smith:

are we recording next Sunday? Because it's Easter.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah. I don't work Monday.

Josh Smith:

I do

Angeline Compau:

Oh, look at that. You suck

Rebecca Smith:

We could do Saturday,

Josh Smith:

Saturday? That's my day

Angeline Compau:

What if I have a date?

Josh Smith:

Okay, Saturday's yeah.

Angeline Compau:

What if I do?

Rebecca Smith:

Do you have a date on Saturday?

Angeline Compau:

Maybe?

Rebecca Smith:

Do you?

Angeline Compau:

No

Josh Smith:

Saturday's fine too

Rebecca Smith:

We'll figure it out later this week when we're going to record Do you have any curmudgeons?

Josh Smith:

No, I did have one thing

Rebecca Smith:

I told you to come up with some.

Josh Smith:

I did talking to Joe at the bar. I'm Tired

Rebecca Smith:

why do you always yawn

Josh Smith:

that was fun. I never get to see Joe in person. So I met Joe today at the pub. Your your mortal enemy.

Angeline Compau:

First of all, I like Joe he's nice

Rebecca Smith:

I was gonna call you and we're gonna crash but I didn't know what time they were gonna be back.

Angeline Compau:

I'm fucking upset. I would have. I would have went to the pub.

Josh Smith:

He specifically asked just to see me.

Angeline Compau:

I don't care

Rebecca Smith:

lovers.

Angeline Compau:

A, I don't care b i love the pub. And nobody called me.

Josh Smith:

We did went there and I saw a huge Turkey today when I was scouting for hunting I mean, like

Angeline Compau:

huge

Josh Smith:

10 inch beard on it.

Rebecca Smith:

Did you tell Angeline what you got for an anniversary present?

Josh Smith:

No, I got the live robotic fishing lure.

Angeline Compau:

what

Josh Smith:

robotic Fishing lure.

Angeline Compau:

Wow.

Josh Smith:

Pretty awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Josh Smith:

It literally swims itself around and then I got three, lifelike swimbaits which are fishing lures.

Rebecca Smith:

Fishing stuff,

Angeline Compau:

where are the crickets. That's cool. You like that stuff? That's good for you.

Josh Smith:

And I got that necklace for Becky that I told you about.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, he told me.

Rebecca Smith:

do you want to see it

Angeline Compau:

Yes. I liked it. I liked that idea.

Rebecca Smith:

did you see it already.

Angeline Compau:

No, no, you told me about it though. I was consulted. I thought that was so cute. What he called to tell me about it

Rebecca Smith:

yes, it's a little necklace in the shape, and it has a

Angeline Compau:

i love it

Rebecca Smith:

the shape of Michigan and on it

Angeline Compau:

and the heart where we live.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Found it on Etsy.

Angeline Compau:

So let me tell you about when Josh called me. He called me this. And he goes, I heard about Right.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay. this necklace. And it was on this website called like, vesspa. And I go, I go, you mean Etsy. He goes, Yeah. I don't know how you got etsy from vespa but good job. But I was like, I just knew where your head was at it was awesome.

Josh Smith:

And then I went and rocked it out on the website signed up.

Angeline Compau:

I like that's super cute.

Josh Smith:

I also decided today, I would like to start golfing again. So I'm going to need all new clubs. Need you to start saving up?

Rebecca Smith:

No, you get an allowance every month.

Angeline Compau:

Why don't you make an only fans and save up yourself?

Rebecca Smith:

Listen,

Josh Smith:

what's an only fans?

Angeline Compau:

Only fans let's see. It's like a website. And you

Rebecca Smith:

yeah, it's just a website that people have it's kind of like a tick tock but just sign up and then you like put up videos and people give you money. You get subscribers.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

That's all you need to do.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, people have to pay to subscribe to you

Josh Smith:

don't think I'm gonna make enough to buy golf clubs.

Angeline Compau:

You might

Rebecca Smith:

you know, you could put up videos of you working out shirtless.

Angeline Compau:

Most

Josh Smith:

don't think I'm gonna make enough to buy golf clubs.

Rebecca Smith:

No most people on there do porn stuff.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, it's

Josh Smith:

why don't you sign up? Angeline

Rebecca Smith:

or pictures of feet?

Angeline Compau:

No.

Josh Smith:

You could listen, sign up. And then because it was my idea, give me 10% of the cut.

Angeline Compau:

No, but I'm gonna tell you right now I have a friend that has one right? She made 50 grand last year just on the side. Doing that her only fans? I kid you not. So I mean, like, I've thought about it, because that's a lot of moulah

Rebecca Smith:

It's not all porn stuff.

Angeline Compau:

No, it's not like some people like are musicians and they'll post their musical shit. Some people sell their underwear on there lot of things go down.

Rebecca Smith:

Some girl was selling her farts in a jar.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's called art

Rebecca Smith:

You could totally do that one

Angeline Compau:

it's called Art. That's how people are trying to make a living and get noticed.

Rebecca Smith:

I don't know if I'

Angeline Compau:

farts in a jar that somebody is gonna find that artsy

Josh Smith:

Can't wait till the next time I get yelled at for farting in the house. I'm gonna scream. It's art.

Rebecca Smith:

money down the drain because you're not jarring it up and selling it.

Josh Smith:

I still have that fart spray in the garage.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, you should fart in a jar. You should claim they're yours and sell them. You know how much money you guys would make?

Josh Smith:

I really don't think a lot. I

Angeline Compau:

no people would buy them. If they thought that your wife was farting in a jar. They would buy that shit.

Josh Smith:

No, I don't want to be. I don't want to be known as the one. That's the couple that farts in jars.

Angeline Compau:

You could use an alias you don't have to use your real names and you

Rebecca Smith:

we'll use Angeline's pictures.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Rebecca Smith:

I'll run it all

Angeline Compau:

then I'm getting a cut. I'm gonna get a cut out of this then. If you're using my pictures. I get 40%

Rebecca Smith:

40

Angeline Compau:

Hell yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

It's just your picture.

Josh Smith:

That's worth about eight.

Angeline Compau:

No, no,

Rebecca Smith:

I would say 10.

Angeline Compau:

I'm the mark. I'm like the marketing.

Rebecca Smith:

I'm the person doing all the work. Josh is the other person doing all the work

Angeline Compau:

He's doing all the work because he's fighting in the jar

Rebecca Smith:

and I'm running it

Angeline Compau:

but I'm bringing in the clientele.

Josh Smith:

I gotta make sure not to shart in a jar.

Angeline Compau:

I'm bringing in

Josh Smith:

that's a lot of work.

Angeline Compau:

I'm bringing in

Rebecca Smith:

that's just extra money.

Angeline Compau:

The business

Josh Smith:

I gotta be at work in a professional setting and leave and go fart in a jar

Rebecca Smith:

Actually I'm bringing in the business because I'm Marketing you

Angeline Compau:

but, if it wasn't me, bringing it in?

Rebecca Smith:

Let's make it Jasper.

Angeline Compau:

Jasper's dog farts.

Josh Smith:

I think we saved the 10% and we give it Angeline Jasper. We bring in more with him than we do with her.

Angeline Compau:

Maybe although anybody can get a dog and have it fart in a jar.

Rebecca Smith:

No, no, you gotta run up behind him and catch them

Angeline Compau:

I did think about selling some feet pics though. I thought about that. Some girls sell their underwear on there. I wouldn't do that because that sounds like a lot of work but you make a lot of money. Just saying

Rebecca Smith:

but then you have to buy the underwear?

Angeline Compau:

That's what I'm saying though it's work you got to shop you got you got to wear em. It's like, whatever no,

Josh Smith:

can you just wear like 10 different pairs on a Saturday? Do they know you wore them. I mean, come on.

Angeline Compau:

That's true. They probably don't.

Rebecca Smith:

They sniff them. They do. They will

Angeline Compau:

they wear them on their face

Josh Smith:

Just loan them out to all your friends. I'll tell you what, I'll wear them. I'm gonna wear my one of my hikes.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

on a hot summer.

Angeline Compau:

I feel like a guy buying underwear would know that. It's balls sweat.

Rebecca Smith:

Josh is gonna thong it out.

Angeline Compau:

not snail trail but ball sweat

Josh Smith:

this is gonna be straight up. Just ass sweat.

Angeline Compau:

That's yeah, no, guys would know he'd be like, this is this is not female. Cooter juice

Josh Smith:

Let's try.

Angeline Compau:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

I'll you I'll

Angeline Compau:

I could put some tuna juice in there.

Rebecca Smith:

Ew

Angeline Compau:

Drain a tuna can, we'll sprinkle it in all these panties

Rebecca Smith:

if your areas smells like tuna. There's problems

Angeline Compau:

you need to see a doctor but I'm just saying it's a good option. If we're trying to put out a lot of

Rebecca Smith:

You've got some sort of bacterial infection. product.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, for sure. But like if you're trying to get a lot of panties sold quickly. A can of tuna juice.

Josh Smith:

Not again. You're not right. in the head

Rebecca Smith:

You can do it.

Josh Smith:

Not good.

Rebecca Smith:

Mama needs the renovation?

Angeline Compau:

Honestly, I'm trying to get out of my mom's basement. I think this is a great idea. Oh,

Josh Smith:

you work full time.

Angeline Compau:

I know.

Josh Smith:

Haven't you been saving up for years?

Angeline Compau:

I've been saving a little bit also I go out. I go to Florida. I travel.

Josh Smith:

So no, you have not been saving

Angeline Compau:

I have too been saving jeez,

Josh Smith:

it doesn't sound

Rebecca Smith:

God dad.

Angeline Compau:

that's what I'm saying right now.

Josh Smith:

how many years. Have you been in there?

Angeline Compau:

What?

Rebecca Smith:

What's it gonna take Angeline?

Angeline Compau:

First of all the market is garbage. Can I just say that like four years ago, you were like don't don't buy a house right now. You told me that four years ago and you've told me that every year

Rebecca Smith:

and you've always said stay as long as you can?

Josh Smith:

I did.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

How long as that been?

Angeline Compau:

Shut up. Just shut up.

Josh Smith:

No, I really don't know the answer.

Angeline Compau:

I've been at my mom's it's been over a year.

Josh Smith:

That's nothing

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Well, how much money do you think I'm saving?

Josh Smith:

Angeline we'll charge you $925 a month and and we'll pay utilities but you have to do all of my chores except for mowing.

Angeline Compau:

What are

Josh Smith:

wait, what chores Do you want done? So she has to weed eat

Angeline Compau:

weed eat?

Josh Smith:

and weed flowerbeds? I'll mow?

Angeline Compau:

Well, let's see here. If we're talking about eating weed, I could do that.

Josh Smith:

And then, floors for sure. Right beck.

Angeline Compau:

I can do floors. I like cleaning. I do like cleaning.

Josh Smith:

And like folding laundry

Angeline Compau:

and 925 is cheaper than you can find any apartment. So

Josh Smith:

we need a four month security deposit

Angeline Compau:

four months. Where am I sleeping?

Josh Smith:

Couch?

Rebecca Smith:

No. If we do the renovation, you can have the spare room

Josh Smith:

hmmmm

Angeline Compau:

you're ridiculous. This is your idea. And now you're already not on board

Josh Smith:

How about that smelly beanbag.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

It's Jasper's Jasper's bed

Rebecca Smith:

they can wash it.

Josh Smith:

You can wash it.

Angeline Compau:

I have my own bed. Can I just bring my own bed?

Rebecca Smith:

I'm afraid we can't allow that.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

we got that cot.

Rebecca Smith:

The slumberjack

Angeline Compau:

I'm paid $925 to sleep at a cot.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah,

Angeline Compau:

I can't bring my own bed

Rebecca Smith:

It's a nice cot.

Josh Smith:

It's a nice cot and we're picking up utilities.

Rebecca Smith:

Super nice.

Josh Smith:

Oh, your showers have to be really short. We got a septic field here. We can't you can no fucking

Rebecca Smith:

we're gonna be like your mom.

Angeline Compau:

Dude. You guys

Rebecca Smith:

put you on a timer.

Josh Smith:

Does your mom Yes, she?

Rebecca Smith:

We had this discussion before.

Angeline Compau:

My mom times my showers. I'm not joking. Is not funny?

Josh Smith:

It's because you're on a septic field right

Angeline Compau:

no, I don't know why there should be no reason why.

Josh Smith:

If you're on a septic field, you gotta be a little careful.

Angeline Compau:

Don't don't because if she listens and she hears you say that she's gonna justify why she's been doing it. And I don't feel like I don't feel like that's a real reason.

Josh Smith:

What is your timer? Is it the mean? What's your time?

Angeline Compau:

It's honestly it's whatever she feels like it's been too long. She doesn't even time it so I've gotten in there before. Where I've like not even gotten my hair wet yet. I've just stepped in and I hear get out. Like I just got in here. And she's like, Oh, and I'm like, Yeah, you paying attention.

Josh Smith:

So if you guys thought about my denied ice fishing, have we thought about my other options for our outdoor podcasts?

Angeline Compau:

Have you want to go on you want us to go on a camping trip

Josh Smith:

and go on a camping trip? We can go

Rebecca Smith:

Can we just go regular fishing.

Angeline Compau:

I like fishing. Oh yeah. If we do that,

Josh Smith:

that's too easy for you guys because he's just sitting on the pontoon not doing anything then we get to work.

Angeline Compau:

I will fish I'll throw my pole

Josh Smith:

so that's a no no, you gotta you gotta work for like ice fishing would have been a little bit of work.

Angeline Compau:

Why?

Rebecca Smith:

Ice fishing is just sitting in the shanty, that's that was your thing.

Josh Smith:

I'll do a Saturday show, but you have to go. You have to go on a hike. Saturday, and then we'll do it.

Rebecca Smith:

I can't do anything until the summer because I teach on Saturday.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, yeah.She teaches on Saturday. So I'm out too.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, my gosh.

Josh Smith:

If we'll do that the next year. I'll consider Oh, we can't do it next year. Because that's your 50th birthday.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

And we're not going to Vegas. We're going down someplace nice.

Angeline Compau:

Yes. Where are we going? Yeah, make-a.

Rebecca Smith:

You're gonna have to plan something

Angeline Compau:

what are we doing this year for your birthday. What do you want to do? I hope, you know, I want Rebecca to get drunk like I did on my birthday.

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, boy. I can't do that

Josh Smith:

I'll take you guys bowling again and we'll go

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, I'd go bowling. bowling.

Josh Smith:

Like, did go the rock and bowl. I'm not gonna dress up rock and bowl though.

Angeline Compau:

Where's what's a rock and bowl?

Josh Smith:

Isn't that what you went to go do

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

when you fell asleep

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Rebecca Smith:

it's not called Rock and bowl

Josh Smith:

on our bathroom floor.

Rebecca Smith:

Cosmic bowling.

Angeline Compau:

cosmic Bowling. rock n bowl.

Rebecca Smith:

That's what it used to be called back in the

Josh Smith:

I trying to think of something else fun that you'd day want to do. you wouldn't like to go karts? I don't think

Rebecca Smith:

no.

Angeline Compau:

I love to go karts. It's not my birthday. It's cool. That's cool.

Josh Smith:

Holly Hotel. Fancy.

Angeline Compau:

let's Do something haunted? Not the Holly hotel

Rebecca Smith:

what's haunted in April.

Angeline Compau:

Like we could go on our own haunted tour of one of those like, what's that asylum? That's like closed down but like

Josh Smith:

nope not going

Angeline Compau:

why?

Josh Smith:

I don't want to go to that shit

Angeline Compau:

Yes, you do you want let's conjure up some spirits.

Josh Smith:

Nope. Not doing it.

Angeline Compau:

Scared?

Josh Smith:

Yeah.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, okay.

Josh Smith:

Never gonna do that.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

Josh won't even go to the haunted house.

Josh Smith:

Tell you What? tell you what? I'll drop you guys off on deal road and you guys walk up and I'll run around and every you know, half mile, I'll scare I will scare the shit out of you guys.

Angeline Compau:

Oh my god, that that would be cool.

Josh Smith:

I can do it.

Angeline Compau:

remember when We were at Rob and April's couple weeks ago, and we kept hearing shit in the woods. Me and Kayla were like, that was it? What was that?

Rebecca Smith:

i'm like sitting there? Like, what are you guys talking about? They were freaking out

Angeline Compau:

because you could hear shit in the woods.

Rebecca Smith:

It's the woods

Josh Smith:

it's just deer walking around.

Angeline Compau:

Dude, it was creepy. I was like, what was that? Yeah, and luckily Kayla was with me on that because she was like I didn't want to say anything.

Rebecca Smith:

I said it was you in the woods waiting to come into the hot tub.

Angeline Compau:

I wish it was though because now I don't know what it was. It could have been anybody

Josh Smith:

it was but I think it was mashed banana hammock got hung up on a tree and ripped off. So I ran home

Rebecca Smith:

it was animals and woods sounds. I don't think anybody was watching us.

Angeline Compau:

Wow, I could have been a serial killer.

Josh Smith:

No,

Angeline Compau:

could have been

Josh Smith:

If it was a serial killer

Rebecca Smith:

don't thing there have been murders around here.

Josh Smith:

He would have killed you.

Rebecca Smith:

True. True that

Josh Smith:

at least two of you. Well, yeah, one to tell the story. Yeah, that's true. Angeline he would not have been the one.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Josh Smith:

you'd have been the first to go.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

April would have come home and send more than dirty vaginas and my

Angeline Compau:

Oh, that was hilarious. That was hilarious. April came home and she texted us all she goes why is my hot tub smell like dirty vagina?

Rebecca Smith:

So I said how do you know what dirty vaginas smell like

Angeline Compau:

and she said Angeline told me

Rebecca Smith:

yeah.

Josh Smith:

Did they have fun in Florida?

Angeline Compau:

They did. They got me the best shirt for watching the rats and for dogs sitting for them. it Says prestige worldwide boats and hoes.

Josh Smith:

Oh

Angeline Compau:

its the best shirt ever.

Josh Smith:

There's a guy at work that has Dale Dover check or whatever.

Angeline Compau:

Dale doback

Josh Smith:

dale doback worldwide prestige worldwide. That's his nametag on his desk.

Angeline Compau:

that's Awesome.

Josh Smith:

It is awesome.

Angeline Compau:

Love it. best movie Ever.

Rebecca Smith:

Alright, so next week's movie.

Angeline Compau:

stepbrothers.

Rebecca Smith:

No, it's not your week

Angeline Compau:

well when it's my turn. I'm picking stepbrothers.

Rebecca Smith:

What did we say next week is gonna be

Josh Smith:

it's yours right

Angeline Compau:

Reality Bites?

Rebecca Smith:

Oh, that's right. It was supposed to be my vs. Episode. But,

Josh Smith:

but we're gonna rewatch fame.

Angeline Compau:

No,

Rebecca Smith:

no, there's five Fridays in April.

Josh Smith:

That isn't fair. You don't get there's only four weeks you get

Rebecca Smith:

no, there's five Fridays so I get five week

Josh Smith:

Hey What are we watchingsto Reality Bites?

Angeline Compau:

Singles? You said those are the last two

Rebecca Smith:

no thats my verses episode

Angeline Compau:

were splitting that up into the last two

Josh Smith:

I'm not watching two movies on a Sunday.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, no, I can't do that either.

Josh Smith:

We can't

Rebecca Smith:

you can too.

Angeline Compau:

I'll be here at like nine in the morning then.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, well to brunch.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, that's fine.

Josh Smith:

If we watch if we're to watch two movies on Sunday before your birthday, I'm counting as your birthday gift.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay,

Josh Smith:

you're not getting squat.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Okay.

Josh Smith:

I always wanted to buy us robotic vacuum cleaners. I don't want to buy it for your birthday, because that seems like such a dumb ass.

Angeline Compau:

get a roomba

Josh Smith:

That's what I'm talking about. But you can't buy that for the birthday, it makes you lookelike some dipshit dude. But I really do want one.

Rebecca Smith:

And I never. I've never subscribed to that. Like, if it's something that I want. Like, I wouldn't care if you bought me like a blender or any household item, especially if it's something that I wanted.

Angeline Compau:

And you're gonna use. I wouldn't care.

Josh Smith:

I bought you the bread stuff for Christmas.

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah.

Josh Smith:

And you gave up baking bread.

Angeline Compau:

I asked for a steam cleaner one year and I was so happy when I got it.

Josh Smith:

Cleveland steam cleaner.

Angeline Compau:

Yes, it was.

Josh Smith:

It was it made in Cleveland. It was

Angeline Compau:

yeah, it was.

Josh Smith:

Okay. What else do you want for your birthday? Let's establish this now. Let's throw out some ideas. Give me something to work with.

Rebecca Smith:

I really don't need anything.

Angeline Compau:

She wants six orgasms.

Josh Smith:

Yes,

Rebecca Smith:

Angeline, we're talking realistic.

Angeline Compau:

Oh, right. I forgot. Okay. Okay. Let's think

Rebecca Smith:

be realistic.

Angeline Compau:

Let's think here.

Josh Smith:

A heated vest.

Rebecca Smith:

No.

Josh Smith:

vespa.

Angeline Compau:

A golf cart.

Josh Smith:

It's not a golf cart community paved roads got a paved road for golf cart.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

ATV things like the

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, side by side.

Rebecca Smith:

Arctic Cat.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

four wheeler.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that's good too

Rebecca Smith:

I don't like four wheelers?

Angeline Compau:

I do. Can I get it

Josh Smith:

what about one of those anarondak chairs? Just one.

Rebecca Smith:

It was? Yeah.you konow what, we should get one of those lily pads for the boat.

Angeline Compau:

Oh,

Josh Smith:

that's not really a present for you, though. Is it?

Rebecca Smith:

yeah it is, I would be using it?

Josh Smith:

Yes. I'd never use it.

Angeline Compau:

You would though. You would use it you would get on it. I bet. You

Josh Smith:

know, the only time we use stuff like this when you guys are here.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, yeah. No, but you would use it. I have friends. I got friends. Are they want to hang out on the boat? Cassie wants to hang out on the boat this summer.

Rebecca Smith:

I like Cassie

Angeline Compau:

Cassie's in

Josh Smith:

So Kayla brings chips and always the guac Angeline rarely brings anything

Angeline Compau:

because Kayla is always on top of snacks.

Josh Smith:

Oh, who's this? Cassie? Lady was she gonna bring?

Angeline Compau:

Maybe she'll bring Funyuns

Josh Smith:

if it's Funyuns or Miller Lite, we can talk but if it's not okay,

Angeline Compau:

Cassie listening

Josh Smith:

could be a chili cheese chip too. Okay, but don't come in here with like some sort of Doritos because Becky and I will both so your shit out. No Doritos.

Rebecca Smith:

don't even think about it.

Josh Smith:

If it's a cool ranch. I will throw you out.

Angeline Compau:

I'll bring coke to I'll start bringing cokes

Rebecca Smith:

Kayla's brother will come over to probably

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

what's he gonna bring?

Rebecca Smith:

He'll bring beer.

Josh Smith:

Okay.

Angeline Compau:

Do you need like a really cool brand ambassador for your company? Because that could be me. I will promote the crap out of your weed.

Josh Smith:

No.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, fine.

Josh Smith:

You give up on your dreams?

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

Okay fine.

Rebecca Smith:

She said no,

Josh Smith:

it's like the guy Tommy Boy. No. Okie dokie.

Rebecca Smith:

Okay, then.

Angeline Compau:

Well, okay, then

Rebecca Smith:

sounds good. We just watched that the other day.

Angeline Compau:

I love that movie.

Josh Smith:

I thought it No, I'm not gonna laugh the 50th time I've seen this

Angeline Compau:

that movie's so good.

Rebecca Smith:

do i have a mark on my face

Angeline Compau:

no, shipshape

Rebecca Smith:

it really hurts.

Josh Smith:

I got pissed all over myself. And I got my thing stuck in my zipper. is awesome. the very sinner

Rebecca Smith:

Yeah, that's Josh's favorite sinner.

Josh Smith:

Who's your favorite alfalfa?

Angeline Compau:

who's your favorite little rascal

Josh Smith:

alfalfa

Rebecca Smith:

or spanky.

Josh Smith:

It's so good. I love that.

Angeline Compau:

That's a pretty girl down there. I wonder if she's dating one of the Yankees.

Josh Smith:

We're gonna get sued for copyright infringement.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, that's right.

Josh Smith:

All right. I'm getting ready for bed.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah, me too.

Rebecca Smith:

Yes.

Josh Smith:

I'm gonna come up with some curmudgeon corner topics.

Rebecca Smith:

You keep saying that and every be weak you have nothing

Angeline Compau:

I think You're losing your touch. Oh, not as angry. Am I making you happy?

Josh Smith:

No, no.

Angeline Compau:

No, no. It couldn't be that

Josh Smith:

I really was tired today. told beck. I was gonna work out for two hours and after like an hour and 15 minutes, I was taking a breather. She comes down. She's like, that's not two hours.

Angeline Compau:

That's hilarious.

Rebecca Smith:

No, I said you have another hour to go.

Josh Smith:

I did.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny.

Josh Smith:

I made it for like an hour,

Angeline Compau:

that's not two hours.

Rebecca Smith:

I said you have another hour to go and then you're like what? And I said, you said you're gonna work out for two hours.

Josh Smith:

Listen up. We still haven't seen any funds come in for my golf cart boat or four wheeler.

Rebecca Smith:

If you liked this podcast

Josh Smith:

if you like it,

Rebecca Smith:

share it with your people

Josh Smith:

share it with people.

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

Instagram story it

Josh Smith:

Instagram story.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

tick tock it.

Josh Smith:

Yeah, we can. Can you just moan? Yes. While we're talking?

Angeline Compau:

Yes.

Rebecca Smith:

get us some listeners do it?

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

that way you won't have to give us money. We'll get other people to give us money

Josh Smith:

I need a four wheeler.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Josh Smith:

I can't keep this piece up forever.

Rebecca Smith:

For my birthday,

Josh Smith:

for her birthday.

Angeline Compau:

Do it

Josh Smith:

for the kids that are

Rebecca Smith:

follow us on all the social medias because I have some funny videos of Angeline dancing to st. elmo's fire or the got 600 likes on Tik Tok. That was pretty cool.

Angeline Compau:

We could make some funny videos and be doing lots of things. We can make some money

Rebecca Smith:

here's what I'm going to start taking like some of the things that we've said they talked about and we're gonna like reenact them and make videos out of them and put them up there.

Angeline Compau:

Okay, that's right. Yeah.

Rebecca Smith:

So follow us.

Josh Smith:

Follow

Rebecca Smith:

and tell people and leave us reviews. If they're good.

Angeline Compau:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

you know what's funny is like Joshua, stop, antagonizing.

Josh Smith:

I'm not antagonizeing

Rebecca Smith:

Yes. You're just sitting there staring at him. You know, he just wants you to pet him.

Angeline Compau:

That's funny.

Josh Smith:

Love My Dog

Rebecca Smith:

antagonizing. Here's what's sad is that when we go when I go to like our analytics stuff, which by the way on Spotify, now, our audience is mostly male instead of female.

Josh Smith:

That's right.

Angeline Compau:

that's neat

Josh Smith:

Men unite, unite men.

Angeline Compau:

can We see who's listening.

Rebecca Smith:

You can see like those type of demographics male to female and age range,

Angeline Compau:

okay,

Rebecca Smith:

from Spotify. Apple does not even register us as a podcast. It's like we don't exist on Apple because I don't think

Josh Smith:

fuck you Apple

Rebecca Smith:

like because they have so many though. We're not like ranked or anything. And so it's like we don't exist

Josh Smith:

I still have those 99 cents bottle rockets. Angeline. Can we do something with you and bottle rockets that'll get our ratings up?

Angeline Compau:

Do you want to put them in my butt

Josh Smith:

I was thinking shoot them at you I don't want to stick

Angeline Compau:

Oh, okay.

Josh Smith:

anything up your butt you know,

Angeline Compau:

oh my god,

Josh Smith:

you can go on the beach by yourself. We'll film you putting it in your butt. Shoot it over.

Angeline Compau:

It'll be like jackass.

Josh Smith:

Yeah,

Rebecca Smith:

yeah,

Josh Smith:

I was just gonna shoot them at you, but

Angeline Compau:

Nevermind.

Rebecca Smith:

Nevermind.

Josh Smith:

I've seen jackass. It's good,

Angeline Compau:

my mom ever hears this where it's gonna be so bad. She told me what day she goes. People can't like they don't know who's listening. Right? So I could just listen right? One day you won't even know. And I was like, I guess she's like Oh, I'm do that. I was like, Please don't

Josh Smith:

I don't want my parents listen. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't

Angeline Compau:

I know, my mom's definitely gonna be ashamed

Josh Smith:

my dad say..you guys doing your do Hickey it was because I don't name it right either. What do you call it up? Like I don't know a tape show. Hickey? Back does all the work.

Angeline Compau:

That's so funny

Josh Smith:

shuts your hole, immediate silence.

Rebecca Smith:

All right, I'm cutting this down.

Josh Smith:

All right. Goodbye, Greg. We love you

Angeline Compau:

bye.