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It's Rebecca's birthday month, so she gets all the picks!! Finally we watch and discuss St. Elmo's Fire, one of our favorites that Angeline has not seen. What did she think? Then Josh tells us the woes of doing the one chip challenge. The contest and the aftermath....
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Rebecca Smith:Guess what? It's my month bitches. That's right.
Josh Smith:It started off better than Angeline's month.
Rebecca Smith:It did. We watched St Elmos Fire. Finally Angelina
Josh Smith:St. Elmo's Fire
Rebecca Smith:Angeline was jamming out when the song came on.
Angeline Compau:I love that song
Rebecca Smith:we will post the video that Josh took of you.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Dancing
Angeline Compau:with the flash on.
Rebecca Smith:With the flash on like an old man.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Yeah. gave it away. gave it away.
Josh Smith:I did.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:First of all that sounds
Josh Smith:my phone automatically turn the flash on.
Angeline Compau:Your phone just automatically goes into old man mode.
Rebecca Smith:All right I need to start with. We did get a text, some little announcements and stuff. I got a text from one. Stacey joy.
Josh Smith:Stacy Joy
Angeline Compau:Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Rebecca Smith:Who is Josh's sister,
Josh Smith:formerly Stacy Smith,
Rebecca Smith:who said, I just listened to the first episode of I could be your mother and the three of you are hysterical. And my brother is also a big fat grouch. Yes.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Stacy
Rebecca Smith:She knows you
Angeline Compau:You want to be best friends?
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Who cares where you park your car if it's even hanging over the driveway.
Angeline Compau:Right? who the fuck does care.
Rebecca Smith:I replied back. I said Josh does. She goes he's ridiculous.
Angeline Compau:I love her. I love her so much.
Rebecca Smith:He's gotten called out by your own sister
Josh Smith:you would not be best friends with Stacy.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:no,
Angeline Compau:we would love each other.
Josh Smith:She would tolerate you because she can tolerate most things.
Angeline Compau:Prime example you
Rebecca Smith:you
Angeline Compau:you
Rebecca Smith:exactly.
Angeline Compau:Geez,
Josh Smith:Stacy used to pin me down, put her elbows on my arms and then like spit and suck it up?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:She's the oldest, I'm the youngest.
Angeline Compau:I love her. Oh, love her so much.
Rebecca Smith:Another thing is we're recording this early today.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait.
Josh Smith:You know what, here's a big
Angeline Compau:drop the bomb.
Josh Smith:Fuck you to Angeline
Angeline Compau:drop the bomb
Josh Smith:we don't do noon Sunday. I got plans on Sunday.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, but here's the thing is I told you last night we were doing it at noon. And I told you to plan accordingly.
Angeline Compau:You did not
Rebecca Smith:and you didn't listen.
Josh Smith:I did not hear that.
Rebecca Smith:You did not listen,
Josh Smith:I did not hear.
Rebecca Smith:Because you were gonna maybe come last night. And so I told him that and when you said Is she coming? I said no. She's gonna come at noon tomorrow.
Josh Smith:All I heard was tomorrow.
Rebecca Smith:Clearly,
Angeline Compau:yep.
Rebecca Smith:So he gets up this morning and by the way, wakes me up. Banging dishes
Angeline Compau:of course.
Josh Smith:I was Ruprect, banging my pots
Rebecca Smith:Do you know that movie?
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:She doesn't know that movie?
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:Dirty rotten scoundrel.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah, I've seen that
Rebecca Smith:Ruprect, are you begging your pots again?
Angeline Compau:I didn't know that was his name
Rebecca Smith:Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Angeline Compau:I need to watch that again,
Rebecca Smith:that was Josh this morning
Josh Smith:Angeline, do you need the genital cuff?
Angeline Compau:Sounds like I do, actually.
Rebecca Smith:So yeah, so he was all upset when I told him he couldn't do his like routine because you were coming at noon.
Josh Smith:I have my routine, I like to workout and I like to go for a long hike and then like come home lounge and then get my business done.
Rebecca Smith:What he didn't really ask me was why you had to change your time.
Angeline Compau:No, he didn't.
Josh Smith:I don't really care about you. Was there something bad? Are you going to the hospital?
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:are you pregnant.
Rebecca Smith:Do you want to know why we had to change the time?
Josh Smith:Do you have a date?
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:kinda.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah, technically I do.
Josh Smith:What's going on?
Rebecca Smith:Rob and April are out of town. So we're going to Rob and April's house to hot tub tonight.
Josh Smith:Who's we?
Rebecca Smith:the girls
Josh Smith:Are you one of those girls?
Rebecca Smith:yes.
Josh Smith:So I just got fucked out of my whole day.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Josh Smith:What the Fuck?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:I'm going to the hot tub. you know what else? I'm going stark ass naked.
Angeline Compau:I put chemiclas in it today
Josh Smith:I don't care. I hope you used so much bleach my asshole gets bleached
Angeline Compau:I put chemicals in, you can bring your
Josh Smith:I can't wait I wish I haden't showered, because then I would
Angeline Compau:Your nudie ass have gone in dirty. I was so excited to drop that bomb on you.
Josh Smith:Like right after a fresh duker, I'm getting in that hot tub.
Angeline Compau:She's like, we're gonna tell him on the podcast. I was like, this is going to be great.
Josh Smith:Let me just be clear audience like I'm not saying I'm a hero. I work a lot during the week. I don't get to do anything during the week. I basically come home scarf some food down. Go to bed. I mean, that's it. That's my work life. I get home at like 930 to 11 and I love the fact on Saturdays and Sundays I can sleep in I can work out and I drink like a pot of coffee I lounge and then I get my day and this morning I'm getting ready for my workouts like 930 and Beck's like Angeline's gonna be here at noon.
Angeline Compau:All we did was watch a movie. What the fuck? What are you gonna do? You laid on the couch and watched a movie?
Josh Smith:I skipped my workout and then Jasper and I are hiking, you know, we're following some deer tracks. We're in the woods deeper. I'm like, Oh, I better just fucking cut this hike short so I get home so you fucking whores, can go to the hot tub. Fuck this, I was just bragging about how awesome my wife was like, doing the floors for me. I take it back!
Angeline Compau:She made you totchoes
Josh Smith:You know what, it's even because she made us totchoes. My only grudge is against Angeline, you know you didn't do shit. I didn't get a coke, I didn't get a foot rub.
Angeline Compau:I'm not touching you
Josh Smith:I just threw that in there for good measure.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:So, yeah.
Angeline Compau:Suck it.
Josh Smith:Fucking boned.
Angeline Compau:We did
Josh Smith:Jasper is probably in on it too. Look at him.
Rebecca Smith:He's passed out.
Josh Smith:Fuck you guys. I got my five miles.
Rebecca Smith:I don't care.
Josh Smith:He's boned out.
Angeline Compau:You still did everything and can do everything you wanted to do today.
Josh Smith:I can, so it's not really the end of the world.
Angeline Compau:See, Jesus
Rebecca Smith:now you can workout and then come to the hot
Josh Smith:just for that tub.
Angeline Compau:You can
Josh Smith:If I get in that hot tub. Seriously, it's butt naked and I'm gettingin backwards. I'm getting backwards so you can see my balls hanging low and my ass.
Rebecca Smith:and your fire chili ring.
Josh Smith:Can't wait,
Angeline Compau:oh my God.
Rebecca Smith:Are you gonna talk about that?
Josh Smith:We'll talk about the movie
Rebecca Smith:we will.
Josh Smith:I might talk about it might not. a lot of people from work. Listen this I have to be a little more careful.
Angeline Compau:We could edit out your we should just edit all of you out. Actually. Let's just take you right out of this.
Josh Smith:I don't want people from work listening to this.
Angeline Compau:I say the same thing, but people at my work listen too
Josh Smith:yeah fuck that. Get your own life less listeners is fine with me.
Angeline Compau:Stop it, no, we need listeners but
Rebecca Smith:Okay. St. Elmo's Fire. Do you guys want to hear some fun facts first?
Josh Smith:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Before we get into what you thought of it.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I can do it. Okay. Fun Facts. executive produced by the same guy who did the Breakfast Club?
Josh Smith:Well,
Rebecca Smith:both movies were dubbed as the little chills.
Josh Smith:Well, fantastic
Angeline Compau:why?
Rebecca Smith:did you ever see the big chill?
Angeline Compau:no
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, that's why.
Josh Smith:Not a great movie.
Rebecca Smith:It was in reference to the movie, The Big Chill. The producer is quoted as saying that these are both movies that nobody has ever seen before. Which is kind of true. Like you never saw that kind of high school.
Josh Smith:It's a good movie, because that's for a lot of us. That's what like, that's what it was when you got out of college.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:for your first year or a year and a half in the real world
Rebecca Smith:trying to figure it out?
Josh Smith:well, just going from partying like a rock star every day, to like
Rebecca Smith:trying to be responsible
Josh Smith:work and grow up.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:kind of sucks.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:that's true.
Josh Smith:Andrew McCarthy said it right college is basically just a four year excuse to fuck off.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:really? Really? At least for me. It was
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. The movie came out in 1985. Before you even thought of Angeline.
Angeline Compau:before I was even thought of
Rebecca Smith:things that happened in 1985
Josh Smith:Wait stop, nobody's thinking of you now either.
Angeline Compau:My phone you should you should look at my phone,
Rebecca Smith:She's gettin blown up!
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:blown up by dick pics doesn't count
Angeline Compau:that no no, I'm telling you right now. My phone is not dry. It is blowing up.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my god
Angeline Compau:people be thinking of me.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my god
Josh Smith:you dropped your hourly rate didn't you
Angeline Compau:no I had to up it.
Rebecca Smith:Alright, so things that happened in 1985 Josh, do you remember anything specific from 1985?
Josh Smith:the wall wasn't down yet.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, well. So we are the world was recorded.
Josh Smith:We are the World
Rebecca Smith:the live aid charity concert was performed
Josh Smith:way to go Willie
Rebecca Smith:in 1985. The wreckage of the Titanic was finally discovered. Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I didn't know that.
Rebecca Smith:Super Mario Brothers was released.
Josh Smith:Incidentally. Greatest Super Mario Brothers player in the world is me.
Rebecca Smith:The number one song of 1985 was What's your guess?
Josh Smith:Billy Joel's uptown girl.
Rebecca Smith:No. Angeline, you have a guess?
Angeline Compau:Oh, no. St. Elmo's Fire? Was it that song?
Rebecca Smith:That did go to number one in 85 But that wasn't it
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:the number one song
Angeline Compau:technically right.
Rebecca Smith:of 85 was Careless Whisper.
Angeline Compau:Oh.
Josh Smith:I don't even know what that song is
Rebecca Smith:George Michael Yes, you do.
Angeline Compau:Sexy saxophone.
Josh Smith:Maybe if heard it.
Rebecca Smith:Yes, you do. Top TV shows of 1985.
Josh Smith:Cheers.
Rebecca Smith:No
Josh Smith:Mash.
Rebecca Smith:No
Angeline Compau:family ties.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Ah
Josh Smith:Oh wow.
Angeline Compau:Fuck you, I wasn't even born.
Josh Smith:Alex P Keaton
Rebecca Smith:The Cosby Show family ties and Murder She Wrote
Josh Smith:Never watched Murder She Wrote
Angeline Compau:Angela Landsbury, Jessica
Rebecca Smith:Fletcher.
Angeline Compau:Thank you. That's her name.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Such a good show.
Rebecca Smith:How much do you think it cost to? What was the budget of this movie?
Josh Smith:$632,000
Angeline Compau:Oh, no. 5 million
Rebecca Smith:10 million. Oh, how much do you think it made?
Josh Smith:62 million?
Angeline Compau:Sure. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:37.8 million.
Angeline Compau:Oh, wow
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. It came in 22nd on the list of top grossing movies in 1985. It was beat by what do you think? Number one movie of 1985
Josh Smith:Back to the Future
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Josh Smith:I just guessed that
Angeline Compau:I didn't know that movie came out then
Rebecca Smith:Back to the Future made. 193 million.
Angeline Compau:Oh, it did yeah
Rebecca Smith:it's crazy.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:it was also beat by Beverly Hills Cop. The Goonies
Josh Smith:Goonies
Rebecca Smith:European vacation
Josh Smith:goonies never say die.
Rebecca Smith:And the Breakfast Club. It beat out Weird Science Out of Africa.
Josh Smith:Out of Africa
Rebecca Smith:The Color Purple.
Josh Smith:You got to wait like 10 years to watch out Africa. Then like the fourth time it's not that bad of a movie.
Rebecca Smith:No, it sucks. I was so bored and Clue, it beat out Clue.
Angeline Compau:Never heard of it.
Josh Smith:I missed Lorraine down in africa
Rebecca Smith:I showed him that Tiktok for the guy that gets the music lyrics wrong because Josh is known for doing that.
Josh Smith:The guy holds up a sign that says I miss Lorraine down in Africa
Angeline Compau:that's that's awesome.
Rebecca Smith:So critically aclaim wasn't
Josh Smith:you know, fuck you critics you guys suck donkey Dick all of you.
Rebecca Smith:It's received a 43 43% on Rotten Tomatoes. Rob Lowe won a Razzie for worse supporting actor.
Angeline Compau:What?
Josh Smith:I thought he did a good job
Angeline Compau:I did too.
Rebecca Smith:I know not
Josh Smith:you think he was wearing makeup though.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, I don't know. Well, it's 1985. Probably
Angeline Compau:They probably all were
Josh Smith:oh, good point.
Rebecca Smith:So listen to this okay critic David Denby called the director brutally untalented and said nobody over the age of 15 would like the work of the actors in this film.
Angeline Compau:I did
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, he said st Elmo's fire isn't drama. It's gossip, and peculiarly early adolescent gossip.
Josh Smith:That's because they're all 22 dick back David dick bag.
Rebecca Smith:Movie designed to be picked apart on the telephone. The sole survivor of the general disaster is Allie Sheedy, who manages to make something charming out of the Yup, petulance.
Angeline Compau:What
Rebecca Smith:this other lady said in the realm of films about close knit bands of school friends St. Elmo's fire falls midway between the Big Chill and Breakfast Club. Its characters are old enough to enjoy the first flushes of prosperity but still sufficiently youthful to keep their self absorption intact.
Josh Smith:But it splits the difference breakfast club's high school, big chill's like I don't 29 like early 30s. This is right out of college.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. st Elmo's fire is most appealing when it simply gives the actors a chance to flirt with the camera and with one another. When it attempts to take seriously the problems of characters who are spoiled. A fluent and unbearably smug, it becomes considerably less attractive. Well, that's true. not gonna lie. So you liked it. Angeline?
Angeline Compau:I did like it.
Rebecca Smith:What do you what did you like? What scenes Did you like? What did you like about it?
Angeline Compau:Um, I liked everything with Rob Lowe in it. Even though oh my gosh. Out There. There. There was a lot of drama. I was getting very
Rebecca Smith:you were very anxious.
Angeline Compau:Yes. Oh, my golly,
Josh Smith:Angeline was upset for a lot of this.
Angeline Compau:I was I was like, what is happening? Why is this happening? They make the worst choices. they handle all their problems in the worst way. I'm like, what?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, not good decision making?
Angeline Compau:Not at all.
Rebecca Smith:No,
Angeline Compau:not at all
Josh Smith:Except Alec, you know he typically,
Rebecca Smith:that Alec went from Democrat to Republican.
Josh Smith:Other than his, you know, girlfriend breaking up with him and totally blown it
Rebecca Smith:Alec, I feel like was is way to like emotional like he reacts to emotionally sometimes, which is weird for his character because his character seemed to have like, like the most together. But he portrayed himself like in his personal life as being like the least together because he would react on like a dime.
Josh Smith:Hmm.
Angeline Compau:Okay, spoiler alert for people who haven't seen it. He cheats on his girlfriend throughout the whole entire movie. And then when she calls him on it, he gets mad at her and kicks her out.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And then he gets mad at her for
Rebecca Smith:sleeping with somebody else.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:and they're not together.
Angeline Compau:It blows my mind. I'm mind blown.
Rebecca Smith:That's a guy for you that's a guy.
Angeline Compau:out of out of control.
Josh Smith:I gotta get my best line
Rebecca Smith:It's outta hand like they would say the movie.
Josh Smith:So this movie has one line. That is the best line ever.
Rebecca Smith:Wait, we're not to lines yet.
Josh Smith:I wanted to do it.
Rebecca Smith:Go ahead. We'll do lines.
Josh Smith:Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.
Rebecca Smith:I wrote that down.
Josh Smith:That's a perfect line.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:For those of you young boys that are 16 years old listening to our podcast because we've got a hoard of you.
Angeline Compau:Oh my God, that's funny.
Josh Smith:She is angry.
Rebecca Smith:So yeah, so some of the most memorable lines, and one that I use like because I thought it was so cool being in relationships in my teens when I thought, you break my heart, then again, you break everyone's heart.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. Dramatic. Everything is so dramatic.
Josh Smith:Also, why do they put ice in urinals? I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Do they really do that?
Josh Smith:I've seen a lot of bars where there's ice in urinals and I don't understand it.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Angeline Compau:have you seen the Hot Chick? when he picks up
Josh Smith:I'm not saying the ice with this hand he goes. Why is there ice in here?
Rebecca Smith:Gross.
Angeline Compau:It's so gross. Yeah, that's the thing.
Rebecca Smith: Dale Beverman:Kirby. How are you? I'm obsessed. Thank you very much. I used to say that all the time. How are you? I'm obsessed Thank you very much.
Angeline Compau:Kirby. We gotta discuss his ass
Josh Smith:by the way for those that are gonna have you know kids are gonna be girls Dale. Good name.
Angeline Compau:No, it's not
Rebecca Smith:Dale Beaverman
Josh Smith:I don't know about the last name.
Angeline Compau:It's not a name that I would think is good for a girl
Josh Smith:Dale or seven. Out of costanzas library. Seven.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:That's good name.
Rebecca Smith:The other one I liked Kirby. I always thought we'd be friends forever. Kevin. Yeah, well, forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:yeah. That was a good one. And then Kevin marriage is the concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete.
Alec:dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.
Josh Smith:Yep. Good line
Angeline Compau:That is a good line
Rebecca Smith:true, true, true Yeah,
Josh Smith:Kirby is a psycho some other good points. A lot of smoking in this movie. And I love it.
Rebecca Smith:I have some trivia about that.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:a lot of smoking.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Good. Smoking some camels. I saw some menthol
Angeline Compau:Newports
Josh Smith:Yeah, good shit.
Rebecca Smith:Andrew McCarthy started smoking because of this movie.
Josh Smith:Good job, Andrew.
Angeline Compau:Why are you encouraging him to smoke
Josh Smith:just like it.
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Rebecca Smith:so do you identify with any of these characters? Like, did you see yourself as any of these people?
Angeline Compau:No, cuz, I'm not a coke whore who's banging my boss so not that one
Josh Smith:yet.
Angeline Compau:True. True. There's there's still times I'm the loser virgin girl not that one.
Josh Smith:In that sense there is no hope Angeline.
Angeline Compau:I mean, I guess no,
Rebecca Smith:I think you would be Ally Sheedy, Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I don't want to cuz she sucks like and she's got a lady mullet.
Rebecca Smith:Just like her character though.
Angeline Compau:I know but she's, I guess, maybe I don't know because I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:You're a mix of jules and alley sheedy.
Angeline Compau:Yeah I like to have fun
Josh Smith:you got a little Jule in ya
Rebecca Smith:you do.
Josh Smith:Maybe a lot.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. You guys are horrible. Maybe maybe a mix? Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I like to have fun. I also kind of got it together
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, that's what I'm saying here mix of Jules and Alley Sheedy
Angeline Compau:Yep,
Rebecca Smith:definitely not wendy.
Angeline Compau:I'm definitely not like going to go lock myself in my apartment make people get a blowtorch to get me out
Rebecca Smith:she's very dramatic.
Angeline Compau:Oh. Oh,
Rebecca Smith:she creates that drama. And by the way, like when when she calls this is my this was my question. When she calls Alec and anney sheedy I forget her name in the movie. I always do um
Josh Smith:Jules.
Rebecca Smith:No Jules calls in the middle the night he has to get the hotel. Would you ever like, I get that you're all friends or whatever. But
Josh Smith:yes,
Rebecca Smith:you would
Josh Smith:at that age.
Angeline Compau:Oh, her name is Leslie.
Rebecca Smith:No, I'm not saying that. You wouldn't call, Leslie Yeah. But if she was my friend a girlfriend Why wouldn't I mean I guess she wants Alec to go get her cuz he's a man or whatever
Angeline Compau:she but okay, here's the thing
Rebecca Smith:I would feel uncomfortable.
Angeline Compau:if something happened and I needed somebody to come save me guess who I'm not calling you I'm not calling Josh
Rebecca Smith:would you call me though, like if I
Angeline Compau:I would call you
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, that's what I'm saying
Angeline Compau:here's the thing. I'm not gonna call my my
Josh Smith:I'm all fairness, I'm the best guy to call my way especially if you guys are at home sleeping in the middle of night and I'm not gonna be like hey, I'm calling Josh instead of Rebecca you would call Rebecca Rebecca would wake me up I'm the best guy to call cuz I have everything
Rebecca Smith:I would I would make you go with me but I will send you to go by yourself.
Josh Smith:Oh no, you'd have to come.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:she didn't even talk to Leslie she only talked to Alec
Angeline Compau:which i thought was inappropriate
Rebecca Smith:I did too.
Angeline Compau:very inappropriate. If I was Leslie, I 'd be like why you calling my man?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:after we get you out of whatever shithole you got yourself into and once you're safely in the truck
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:you're gonna get a fuckin thorough talking to
Angeline Compau:I hope so.
Rebecca Smith:Right.
Josh Smith:Because
Angeline Compau:I would deserve it.
Rebecca Smith:But she didn't go with him.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:she ended up not going with him that whole thing was completely made up. And then for her to say, let's go out but I don't want to waste this good coke. Let's Let's you and me go out.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Shady
Angeline Compau:and inappropriate.
Josh Smith:That's what you call a dishrag whore.
Rebecca Smith:That was crazy. the other part they liked that me and my sister's always quote was when her parents would whisper everything
Angeline Compau:Prison
Josh Smith:yes testicular cancer
Angeline Compau:oh my gosh, so good.
Josh Smith:Oh, I did want to say I saw this, I'll wait for like topics I gotta I gotta do. Also Wait, I have a couple other ones. I just want this audience to know that I'm going to bring this back. I'm going to bring it back hard. The, the sports coat with the collar up? I'm bringing that shit back. Yeah, my bald head can pull that off.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my god.
Josh Smith:Fuck Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Josh Smith:also, really interesting. Why so at one point when Andrew McCarthy has a bottle of what I'm gonna assume is fairly strong liquor in the brown bag. And the hooker takes a sip of it. But before she takes a sip, she wipes the top. Look how many dicks is your mouth been around? and you're wiping it off before you drink it?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I thought the same thing.
Josh Smith:You know what she's a clean hooker.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:you know what?
Rebecca Smith:The height of AIDS people
Angeline Compau:she was ahead of her time with COVID
Josh Smith:Yeah, that's what it was.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I would also like to comment that that baby was ugly
Rebecca Smith:That was not a very cute baby.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:And because it came up during the movie, even though it's not necessarily related to movie, my wife and I have come to an exact agreement that Angeline is retarded because she doesn't know how people found places pre GPS.
Rebecca Smith:You can't say that! Oh my God , the best
Josh Smith:How the fuck did not know that, it's called Rand McNally.
Rebecca Smith:Kirby cager is driving away from the cabin. And Angeline says how do you find places without GPS? How did people find places?
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Rebecca Smith:I said, a map
Josh Smith:you know when you wanted to go to Florida you just kept driving around, I don't know Dad, it's texas.
Angeline Compau:No, I what I met was this is a cabin in the middle of fucking nowhere you get like an address like you can't map you can't look on a map and be like well here is
Josh Smith:yes you can. a state road maps like an Rand McNally it has like the big map and then there's you can zero in
Angeline Compau:why do you keep saying Rand McNally, what is that?
Josh Smith:Audience there you have it. I don't even think it's in business anymore. So we know all the it's actually there's one in the back of my truck. All the maps of all the states in the road systems. It used to be made by the company Rand McNally.
Angeline Compau:Oh, okay. So is there like a city map too
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Okay with all the roads on it, like all the house numbers and all the shit
Rebecca Smith:not necessarily the house numbers but if you know that road, then you can look at the that's why addresses are on the sides of the buildings
Angeline Compau:so you have to have like 16 Fucking maps in your car at all times?
Josh Smith:Well, whatever you used to go to your gas station, they would have
Rebecca Smith:they would have maps
Josh Smith:all the maps you could buy for like, whatever local area you were in
Rebecca Smith:yeah,
Josh Smith:so yeah, you need like 100 Fuckin maps in your car.
Rebecca Smith:If you're going on a road trip or somewhere, you would take up the map, write down your directions, or whatever, or people would give you directions to their house. If you're like, in a city, you're going to take this road and and you just write them down and go,
Angeline Compau:I would never leave my house. I would actually if I did leave my house, I would never find my way back.
Josh Smith:The world might be a better place.
Angeline Compau:Probably,
Rebecca Smith:yes, that's why maps were a thing.
Josh Smith:That was a really good movie,
Angeline Compau:I understand that. I just didn't think that like, there you had okay, I guess.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, we didn't have GPS, or anything.
Angeline Compau:Well, of course not
Josh Smith:the one the one thing that movie does a good job of is you when you live in a dorm room or apartment for four years and you're used to that life basically no consequences because because really, college is pretty easy. Basically just big party. You just have to do the absolute minimal to get by. And it's really minimal and all the sudden, you're in the real world where you have to work Monday through Friday. It's a big change. For me it was especially when your friends are still out partying and decided to take a few more years which, I'm not dogging on.
Rebecca Smith:And you're no longer under mum and dad's money either. Like you're not getting that. I mean, Wendy was but
Angeline Compau:yeah,
Josh Smith:I didn't think not being under mom or dad's money was a problem. I thought just
Rebecca Smith:Well, yeah. Jules was advanced
Josh Smith:that sucks, I gotta work monday through Friday,
Rebecca Smith:two months on her salary or something they said, which I didn't know you could do
Angeline Compau:Yeah, no.
Josh Smith:first apartment place I ever lived in was the Polo road apartments.
Rebecca Smith:Polo. Rona
Josh Smith:polo, Polo. The Polo run. It was south of Indianapolis.
Rebecca Smith:on your own. That was your first apartment.
Josh Smith:When I got out of college. I was a plant accountant trainee
Angeline Compau:trainee.
Josh Smith:For three months I lived with my mom and dad and then they relocate you and I didn't know where in the country I was going and then they relocated me to south of Indianapolis. So I drove down. You know who bought all my furniture. I didn't have time when I was working. I just gave Sonny my sister my credit card and she bought me all the furniture and then moved it down and moved in polo run apartments.
Rebecca Smith:My first place was a guest house I lived in a guest house
Angeline Compau:good story, it was riviting
Josh Smith:guest house
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Of whose
Rebecca Smith:it was Friends of my sister, and they were renting out their guest house I because I was working like TGI Fridays, and I wouldn't house sit for different people. And then I'm like, I can't go back home after house sitting for I can't go back to my parents house at 23 or whatever. So I moved out and
Angeline Compau:can't do it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. So I moved out into the guest house.
Josh Smith:The best part about living on your own when you first moved out, at least for me, I could smoke. I was I was I went from like, you know, a pack every three days to pack a day. Soon as I got home from work I would smoke from from when I got home from work until I went to bed. Just fire em down. Just gunning cigarettes down it was so good.
Angeline Compau:I just like being able to leave and do whatever you want, whenever you want without someone bailing where you're going.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Oh, when you gonna be back?
Josh Smith:It is hard, though. All of a sudden, like you're cooking for yourself. And especially, I've no idea how to cook. It's not like you're gonna buy cookbooks or something. So you're just basically like, this is, this takes a lot of planning, shopping.
Rebecca Smith:You know what's funny is even now, like if I'm driving somewhere, and I'm like, I have to go make something. I'm like, No, I can go to McDonald's. I don't have to. I'm an adult. I still like, have that mentality of like, No, you can have that. No, you can have that because you're told that so much like growing up.
Angeline Compau:We have food at home.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:that.
Josh Smith:I told myself that now. Don't stop. Don't eat. I flunk that test although this year been good,
Rebecca Smith:but that is true. Like when she said I made that peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It was the best one. It is different when it's all your own stuff.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:it is
Rebecca Smith:for sure.
Angeline Compau:For sure.
Rebecca Smith:What do you think happens to all these people after? You think Billy made it in New York?
Josh Smith:I don't.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I don't feel like he did.
Josh Smith:And I think Kirby became a lawyer.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Do you think Alley Sheedy got together with either Kevin or Alec?
Josh Smith:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Which one?
Josh Smith:Not Alec.
Rebecca Smith:Really?
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I think she would get together with Alec. Faster than Kevin.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I think she would get back together with Alec.
Rebecca Smith:I think she loved Alec. I don't think she loved Kevin.
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:I think she used Kevin to get back at Alec.
Angeline Compau:Yes. And no offense but you having pictures of her like in
Rebecca Smith:creeper.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that's no red flag.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, and what kind of like he has all these things in his apartment to like, get women the things are a coffin
Angeline Compau:gross.
Rebecca Smith:Pictures of other women. A fake awards on your wall.
Josh Smith:He was weirdo.
Angeline Compau:They were all kind of weirdos that I was like, well,
Rebecca Smith:sorry if some guy followed me to a party and came in and told me that he was obsessed with me. I would not take him back to my apartment.
Angeline Compau:No See, that's what I mean about Kirby being a psycho. This whole entire movie He obsesses over andie? McDowell, which a she's not that great. So I don't I don't get it. But be he acts super psycho following her around when she's on dates with other dudes drives up to the mountains in the snow. For
Josh Smith:In a Chrystler
Rebecca Smith:Labaren, convertable
Angeline Compau:Just psychotic. Take a hint. She basically dismissed you the whole movie and acted uninterested and you wouldn't leave her alone.
Rebecca Smith:Here's the other thing I didn't like, which when they went to the food, shelter place. And they say they're going to take Wendy out for lunch. Before that Wendy's having a talk with the chef about how he thinks there's not gonna be enough food. And then she's like, Oh, why don't we just eat here? Like, you just had that conversation with the guy about there not being enough food and now you're gonna stress him out by eating there and not even eating it.
Josh Smith:Dick move.
Rebecca Smith:Dick move.
Angeline Compau:That was a dick move.
Josh Smith:And then she didn't even eat her food.
Rebecca Smith:Right?
Angeline Compau:Right.
Josh Smith:The whore.
Angeline Compau:Right?
Rebecca Smith:So
Josh Smith:upsetting
Angeline Compau:Ah, not cool.
Rebecca Smith:So
Angeline Compau:selfish little bitches is what they are
Rebecca Smith:right? Who is your favorite character?
Angeline Compau:um, Jules? I do like Kirby only because it's
Josh Smith:Kirby Emilio Estevez and he's hot. Rob Lowe because he's hot. Judd Nelson was annoying. What about the nostrils?
Angeline Compau:super huge nostrils.
Rebecca Smith:They wanted Judd Nelson to play Billy Hicks. But he wanted to get away from like the bad boy thing and he thought it would be cool. Because in breakfast club he was so like, disheveled that it to be a complete departure from that.
Josh Smith:Well, he did a good job.
Angeline Compau:He did. I'm actually glad they did it the way they did it because Rob Lowe played Billy like, perfectly.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. So a little trivia for you. This is the first soundtrack written by David Foster. Do you know who David Foster is?
Angeline Compau:a writer.
Rebecca Smith:He's a huge huge record producer I think like Yeah,
Josh Smith:huge,
Rebecca Smith:huge,
Angeline Compau:huge.
Rebecca Smith:Yes,
Josh Smith:huge
Rebecca Smith:St. Elmo's fire man and motion went to number one on billboard for two weeks in September of 1985.
Angeline Compau:Such a good song.
Rebecca Smith:Demi Moore had to go to rehab and promise to stay clean in order to play her character. The director made her go to rehab before they started shooting because she had a cocaine addiction. Which then how hard would it be just having gone through rehab to come in and play a coke addict? Like, wouldn't that be trigger city all over?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:I bet you'd be pretty good at the acting though.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:I mean, she's, she looked convincing, she had that huge thing of cocaine.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god.
Rebecca Smith:The university scenes were filmed at the University of Maryland because Georgetown University is a Christian, I guess, university and Catholic University and they didn't like the subject matter.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I see that.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Emilio Esteves. And Demi Moore started dating during filming
Josh Smith:Oh la la.
Angeline Compau:I said, Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:he said that he was deeply in love with her and the two were shortly engaged, but never married.
Angeline Compau:Interesting.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. Rob Lowe was the youngest of the cast. who was the oldest?
Josh Smith:Jud Nelson. No, no, the girl.
Rebecca Smith:Mare Winningham.
Josh Smith:Oh, god. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Wendy. She was the oldest even though mare Winningham was actually cast to play the Virgin Wendy. She was in fact pregnant during filming.
Angeline Compau:No. I could see that now with all her little weird baggie skirts and stuff.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Andy McDowell credits this film for changing her life and career. Allie Sheedy was horrified by her sex scene with Andrew McCarthy.
Angeline Compau:Why?
Rebecca Smith:Because she doesn't. She was embarrassed.
Angeline Compau:Because It was in a coffin.
Rebecca Smith:It wasn't until the day of filming that she realized it wouldn't be a simple fade out before any of the naked stuff happened. So she were a bodysuit. Both McCarthy and Joel Schumacher the director made the process more comfortable. He knew I felt awkward and he shot it fast. She said of her director, he didn't draw it out into a painful exercise at all. And a mishap actually added some laughter to the scene. When the shower door was pushed out of frame. It was an accident that stayed in the film. much likely sheedy's reaction, it was my real laugh there she says but I mean, she had enough mind to call him Kevin and not Andrew. In that scene, I guess. The actors that played Wendy's parents were actually married in real life from 1957 to 1962.
Josh Smith:Well that's a short, short mariage.
Rebecca Smith:I know? Yeah. Jules, Jules is the only character whose last name is not mentioned in the film. Do you know first and last names everybody?
Josh Smith:Oh, not a kid.
Rebecca Smith:I know Kirby Cager. I know Dale Beaverman.
Angeline Compau:Wendy Beamish. Right?
Rebecca Smith:Was it?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:It was Billy
Angeline Compau:Billy Hicks.
Rebecca Smith:Kirby Cager. Alec Newberry
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:I didn't know Lesley's.
Angeline Compau:The only reason I know it is because I read it but it was hunter.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Leslie Hunter. Yeah. They said that in the script. Jewels of last name is Van Patten.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah. Interesting.
Rebecca Smith:Andrew McCarthy starts smoking because of the film which I told you Robert Downey Jr. was considered for the role of Billy Hicks.
Angeline Compau:He would have been good.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, probably C. Thomas Howell auditioned for the role of Kirby.
Josh Smith:No wouldn't have been a good fit.
Rebecca Smith:No?
Josh Smith:Not a C. Thomas Howell role.
Rebecca Smith:Brooke shields, Meg Ryan, Jamie Lee Curtis Melanie Griffith Sarah Jessica Parker. Bridget Fonda, Elizabeth Shue and Jennifer Jason Leigh were all considered for the role of Lesley. Interesting,
Angeline Compau:I don't care for Ally Sheedy. So I would have taken any of them
Rebecca Smith:they had also said that Laura Dern auditioned for the role of the prostitute.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:yeah. Naomi,
Josh Smith:Naomi,
Rebecca Smith:Naomi.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:It's just some of the little trivia that I found on that
Josh Smith:good movie. I give it I give it two thumbs up.
Angeline Compau:I did like it. Good. I like that one.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, I don't have to read reviews to the contrary.
Angeline Compau:No,
Rebecca Smith:there were some good reviews some bad reviews. I mean, it's all a mixed bag
Angeline Compau:right. That's how it's always gonna be
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:I liked it.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Despite the
Rebecca Smith:after us having talked about it at nauseam for a while now
Angeline Compau:well, mare Winningham I don't know about that one. I would not have cast her.
Rebecca Smith:Really
Angeline Compau:I would not have them like looking at her throughout the whole movie. I'm just like you're boring.
Josh Smith:Yeah, but that's what she was. That was the role
Rebecca Smith:That was the whole point was supposed to be the Virgin
Angeline Compau:I know. But gosh, they coulda got somebody way better. I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:She's really good actress though. She's like an award winning actress
Josh Smith:I think she fit the role perfectly.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I think you just hate her because you just don't like people that you know, try to be good people and live their lives normally.
Rebecca Smith:I feel empathy towards her because I feel like I was that girl like always wanting this guy that's my friend that never wanted me back and like a people pleaser type person like trying to do anything to get the attention of somebody that just kind of used me. I don't like that. She slept with him at the end
Josh Smith:She's not talking about me.
Angeline Compau:No, no. we're not talking about you. I don't know like, that's all fine and dandy. You could be a good person.
Rebecca Smith:Yet, I would have done the same thing, but I don't like that she did it.
Angeline Compau:She's a, she's just boring to me. So I don't know
Josh Smith:not a lot of dick pics on her phone.
Rebecca Smith:No.
Josh Smith:Not gonna let that go.
Angeline Compau:not everybody can be as awesome as me. So I get it. I get it.
Rebecca Smith:Cool. That's my first movie. Do you want to know what we're doing next week?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:All right. We're excited.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Josh Smith:I know that we're not doing it on Sunday at noon next week.
Angeline Compau:No we're not
Josh Smith:Fucking traders. Fucking traders.
Angeline Compau:Suck it
Rebecca Smith:it's between a few things. Which I told you. It's either gonna be ice castles.
Josh Smith:Never saw it.
Rebecca Smith:Or Fame.
Angeline Compau:I pick, ice castles because
Josh Smith:you think it sounds fucking horrible?
Angeline Compau:Because Fame doesn't sound good to me.
Josh Smith:Is ice castles. The one where like the hockey skater has to like skate. Figure skating.
Rebecca Smith:No, no. That's the cutting edge.
Josh Smith:What's ice castles?
Rebecca Smith:It's where the ice skater loses her sight.
Josh Smith:Oh no,
Rebecca Smith:and has to still skate.
Angeline Compau:Skate blind.
Rebecca Smith:All Star Cast Robby Benson
Josh Smith:never heard of him
Rebecca Smith:Tom Skerritt.
Josh Smith:heard of him.
Rebecca Smith:See,
Angeline Compau:man,
Josh Smith:I don't know I'd rather watch fame I don't think I have ever seen fame but at least I know the song Fame
Angeline Compau:You're like singy today?
Josh Smith:I sing a lot
Rebecca Smith:I know all the songs in Fame just so you know. It'll be like a Sing along if you watch that with me.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:Or
Angeline Compau:I only know the one song and I didn't like it
Rebecca Smith:Hot Lunch, because we did that for recital.
Angeline Compau:I know. I didn't care for that one.
Rebecca Smith:Or we could do the TV show fame and I can make you watch six episodes of that.
Angeline Compau:No, I'd rather watch a one and a half hour movie and be done with it.
Rebecca Smith:TV shows good.
Angeline Compau:I'd rather just watch the movie
Rebecca Smith:then. I can't decide between Empire records
Josh Smith:that's all right it's a good movie
Rebecca Smith:or party girl
Josh Smith:I don't know that i ever saw party girl
Angeline Compau:let me IMDb this
Rebecca Smith:I have the DVD right there look at it
Josh Smith:Empire Records is good.
Rebecca Smith:Empire records was good happy Rex Manning Day.
Angeline Compau:I would like to watch that because that's been on my
Josh Smith:love it
Angeline Compau:that's been on my list to watch anyway.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, so we'll do Empire records
Josh Smith:and Fame
Angeline Compau:fame and then my last one is going to be a vs.
Josh Smith:vs.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Oh the girl
Josh Smith:is the movie versus
Rebecca Smith:it's gonna be two movies and you guys have to pick which is the ultimate 90's movie
Josh Smith:wait but you can have two movies this last one, angeline?
Rebecca Smith:I can because it's my birthday.
Angeline Compau:She already told me about this, now you listen and you tell me if this is fair.
Rebecca Smith:no it's not Fair.
Josh Smith:sounds like she's stretching shit out to me
Angeline Compau:I know
Josh Smith:whole fucking month is yours because your birthday you can't just add on Oh, today I took a shit today we're watching three movies. But no, you pick one movie. Those are the rules. You follow the rules. Angeline and I get rules that are jammed down our throat all the time.
Angeline Compau:This year is that I don't even get a month. so this is fucked up
Josh Smith:I'll tell you what the VS is versus nothing
Rebecca Smith:it's gonna happen. It's best just to let it happen. It's gonna be a vs. Two movies. Two movie smack down.
Josh Smith:it's not
Rebecca Smith:it is, but they're good movies. That's why can't decide between the two of them. It's gonna be which one is the ultimate 90s experience. Movie. Which one do you is like you're
Josh Smith:just please tell me that none of them have Madonna in them.
Rebecca Smith:No.
Josh Smith:Okay. Thank God.
Rebecca Smith:It's Reality Bites.
Josh Smith:Okay,
Rebecca Smith:versus singles.
Josh Smith:By the way Reality Bites has the best definition of the word irony of all time.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:Yes,
Angeline Compau:okay. I've never seen it I've never seen it
Josh Smith:and a lot of smoking.
Rebecca Smith:So see those are two very good movies very kind of similar so which one did it better that's why when I do a versus
Josh Smith:no
Rebecca Smith:yes. it's happening
Angeline Compau:no.
Rebecca Smith:It's all happening.
Angeline Compau:I don't even get a month
Rebecca Smith:I'm tattooing it.
Angeline Compau:I don't even get a month
Josh Smith:tha's the best ever, Angeline doesn't get a month. that makes my day. The more you complain about that the happier I get. Like, I've got my own little jar of cocaine like Demi Moore. That wasn't a vial. That was a straight up baby jar of coke.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:like it was a it wasn't an eight ball.
Rebecca Smith:What did we decide fame or ice castles
Josh Smith:fame. you know why cuz I know the only I only know just fame I want to live forever.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, but see you've seen I feel like you've seen Fame because I watched it several times
Josh Smith:I have a lot of sisters that all Stacy literally Stacy and musicals and fame is like her thing. And no, I was a boy I went outside and I hid under a gasoline soaked rag so that I can least get out of it. That's that's one of my huffing began.
Rebecca Smith:You know what movie Josh did enjoy though. Staying alive.
Angeline Compau:Oh, me, too. I love that movie
Josh Smith:that movie was funny. I can't do his voice
Rebecca Smith:No, that's Saturday Night Fever.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Josh Smith:That's the best line ever you know I work a long time on my hair. And you hit it. I worked a long time on my scalp today.
Angeline Compau:Yes. you did shave it. no him? When they get the little tussle at the beginning. He's like you almost broke my pussy finger that's the fucking best line
Rebecca Smith:That's Saturday Night Fever, that is not staying alive. Staying Alive Was the sequel.
Angeline Compau:Okay, well, Saturday Night Fever is the best
Josh Smith:it is a good movie.
Angeline Compau:That's the best movie.
Rebecca Smith:Alright, so what do you have? Besides,
Josh Smith:I'm only gonna give you guys one topic. And
Rebecca Smith:give it
Josh Smith:it's not a topic. It's warning.
Angeline Compau:Oh
Rebecca Smith:geez.
Josh Smith:This is a warning to all of you people out there who think that Well, I could eat hot food. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I can eat hot food. I mean, I can eat. My wife would I can eat Hobaneros and chilies and Thai dragons. So I took the one chip challenge. And the challenge was, you know five dudes lined up. And you in front of you. You had milk and bread and butter and anything you needed to calm the heat. But the second you took something calming you lost.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, this sounds like Angeline's fantasy.
Josh Smith:Nobody everybody took that chip. And it was hot like it. It was the hottest thing i've ever eaten hotter than a raw habanero
Angeline Compau:Josh is not in my fantasies, FYI.
Josh Smith:That's good to know.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Josh Smith:so I ate that chip. And it was so hot. But no milk, no nothing. And neither did the other guys. So that was pretty cool. And it was hot like you you wouldn't have wanted to eat it. Then two hours later, that's like 10 minutes of yeh, probably five or six minutes of just tough pain. Two hours later, I'm sitting at work minding my business and all of a sudden it feels like somebody I mean, the best way to describe is that somebody is taking a like a power drill and just drilling through my stomach like it's just pain like not like getting punched in the stomach pain like like somebody's just running you through the sword repeatedly. And I had to go to the bathroom. I had to go the bathroom again. I had to go back and I couldn't tell I was gonna throw up or go to the bathroom and I started
Rebecca Smith:imagine it coming up you're
Josh Smith:still broken down and eaten yogurt or milk yet? And oh, god, it was so brutal. It's so hot. And so I don't know how it got hot that fast coming out. Then I had to find a couch at work at like 530 and lay down for a while took like a 20 minute nap and I guzzled a bottle of 16 ounce whole milk by the way. I haven't had cow milk let alone whole milk in forever. It's like a fucking milkshake. It's so good. For those of you that got whole milk is so good. I mean, I won't go back to it. It's not
Angeline Compau:that is weird
Josh Smith:have you had whole milk in a while?
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:it's fucking good
Angeline Compau:I'll send a milkshake.
Josh Smith:It's taste as good as the milk not not as good as a milkshake it was close. Yeah, it was and then so that was fine. Except all day all night Friday night when I went to meet you guys for a drink and then whatever ate like my taste buds had been burned out of my mouth. So everything had like a weird fruity flavor. No matter what ate the salmon tastes like fruit ate. Everything was weird. I literally think you just burned a layer of shit. And then next morning I went to take number two and lava I just I just got straight from the toilet right in the shower. I had no choice
Angeline Compau:sometimes it be like that.
Josh Smith:Yeah, it does. It did. It was it was I was sitting there on the toilet like well I can't touch this. I can't get near this. It's it's agony. It's this is the worst thing I've ever felt.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh.
Josh Smith:It felt like somebody was taking a screwdriver and jamming it up my ass it was so bad
Angeline Compau:what did it feel like to wipe
Josh Smith:that's why I had to go shower. I didn't. I went I used the bidet shower technique.
Rebecca Smith:You said that your butt got chafed
Josh Smith:it did at work
Angeline Compau:and then
Josh Smith:like people people listen to this. They can't know, they can't know what happened.
Angeline Compau:I heard that you did something
Josh Smith:something I'm not proud of. I did something that you can't do if you're man because people at work hear this. I may or may not have had to flush the toilet so it was clean water. Dip the toilet paper in the cold water and cool my ass off with a sopping wet piece of toilet water toilet paper multiple times. That's what I had to do, it was so bad. I told my Look Look, I'm not proud of it, but it was it was hot.
Angeline Compau:That's the best thing I've ever heard.
Josh Smith:I was so uncomfortable.
Rebecca Smith:The Ring of Fire
Josh Smith:it was that was what the guys out of my pocket. My fantasy. said there. Did you play? In your mind? Johnny Cash hurt? In my mind, I'm thinking No. Ring of Fire. Oh, so look, here's the thing. If you do do the one Chip Challenge Don't be stupid like me and think 10 minutes later you got it? Oh, you ain't got shit. You're just beginning the pain.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:that's just the beginning
Rebecca Smith:you said some of them cheated though and did like
Josh Smith:I found out after the fact that some of these pussies and for those of you who know who you are You did it. Pre peptoed up and like pep this I didn't I went in there empty fucking stomach. You know, let's get it done. I didn't take Pepto before I just went there raw Doggin
Angeline Compau:Why would you do that? If you're gonna do a challenge? You know, prep.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:just do it.
Josh Smith:By the way. I don't know. I think AJ listens to this. AJ. You are? A waussy. Pre peptoed pre peptoed
Rebecca Smith:Oh, aj, disappointed in you
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Why even do the challenge at that point?
Josh Smith:One dude's face turned. I mean, like,
Rebecca Smith:you You did not win the challenge. Because why?
Josh Smith:So the whoever tasted milk or whatever first would be out. So none of the five guys did it. So on that sense, it was a tie. Then the audience it was like 20 or 30 people watching this. Got to vote on facial expressions, I came in second place. And I never changed my facial expression. I just sat there taking the pain. But I could not control the fact that tears were streaming down my face. And one guy controlled his tears. Other guys were making faces or their faces turned beet red, or they would cough or whatever. I never made a noise except that I mean literally, I lost a liter of water as it streamed down my face
Angeline Compau:thats awesome
Josh Smith:I got credit because I was the only guy that didn't wear rubber gloves.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Josh Smith:yeah, I didn't touch my face after.
Angeline Compau:So people Pepto and wore rubber gloves.
Josh Smith:I understand the gloves because if you touch your face, it's hot.
Rebecca Smith:You touch that chip and then you went and jerked off and
Josh Smith:well we try we try not to jerk off at work. I Try not to touch my face after cutting Hobaneros
Rebecca Smith:You don't, but I wouldn't put it past other people and stuff. And I've also touched my Johnson to take a leak
Angeline Compau:oh my god
Josh Smith:fucking
Rebecca Smith:torture
Josh Smith:feels like somebody stuck a pin in the head of your johnson
Rebecca Smith:I was just listening to that podcast that you U Up podcasts. And she was talking about that a guy that fingered her and had jalapenos on his fingers and didn't know like had jalapenos earlier in the day and fingered her and she was like
Angeline Compau:I would, somebody would die? If someone did that to me. They're like, Whoops, I forgot no, you're dead now I'm going to murder you
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Jasper
Angeline Compau:He's upset too
Josh Smith:He want's it to end. You know don't ever give your pet the one ship challenge because if you do and I find you I'm gonna beat you fucking senseless
Angeline Compau:Jasper would die.
Josh Smith:Any pet we would kill it would kill a pet.
Rebecca Smith:We don't want to kill you. well, sometimes.
Josh Smith:I'm just now getting my sense of taste back.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:it was bad
Rebecca Smith:did you taste the totchoes.
Josh Smith:I did. They were delicious.
Angeline Compau:They were so good. And I lathered up the mayonaise,
Josh Smith:you can't put it on that aluminum foil.
Rebecca Smith:I know I realized that now because it sticks to it. I should have just left it on the thing so I could scrape it.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:or Parchment paper.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Parchment paper.
Josh Smith:I don't understand how Parchment Paper doesn't catch fire.
Rebecca Smith:I know.
Josh Smith:it's like some form of magic
Rebecca Smith:it is magic.
Josh Smith:Oh, by the way that Detroit pizza
Rebecca Smith:which Detroit pizza. we did a Pizza Challenge last night, a frozen pizza challenge. You got what read Barron's?
Josh Smith:The Read Barron's little guys that were deep dishes.
Rebecca Smith:What else did you get?
Josh Smith:It was like a Detroit company deep dish.
Rebecca Smith:I liked it. I liked it better than the Red Barron
Angeline Compau:the 20 cent pizzas
Rebecca Smith:read Barron's reminds me of school lunch.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, exactly what they are.
Josh Smith:So what I'm trying to do here is now that I used to be back in the day Jack's was four for 10 or three for 10 On a bad day now they're like you know 499
Rebecca Smith:cuz everybody knows how good they are
Josh Smith:I'm gonna you know gonna have to start we found Jack's, I don't know if it was me or you, because it was 4 for 10
Rebecca Smith:You did
Josh Smith:yeah. I found Jacks because it was the cheapest one. I was straight up totinos before that It was best. So you were dirty
Rebecca Smith:Jack's
Angeline Compau:I liked totinos
Rebecca Smith:totino's were dirty
Josh Smith:they they're just they're good. But there's a level of dirty that at once you hit 40 You can't do it.
Rebecca Smith:That was my jam. Tinos pizza a little bit burnt watching Buffy the Vampire slayer
Josh Smith:crispy.
Rebecca Smith:with All the lights off.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:my favorite thing to do
Josh Smith:I still do that. By the way. When you're not home. Girls weekends I stay home and I watch Buffy.
Rebecca Smith:Josh's gonna do that tonight. while, we're hot tubbing.
Josh Smith:I cannot wait to show up there in a robe
Rebecca Smith:you can't bring your Firebug bunghole in the hot tub
Josh Smith:I'll come in your robe because I don't own a robe. I'm gonna get out of the truck naked and just walk right there.
Rebecca Smith:You see that? That movie
Angeline Compau:nobody wants to see that?
Rebecca Smith:Well,
Angeline Compau:no,
Josh Smith:it's gonna be 11 degrees out you won't be able to see it.
Angeline Compau:Oh my God, that's great.
Rebecca Smith:You remember that movie? Sisters where he falls on that trophy? And then he goesin the pool and is like this feels good on my ballerina hole
Josh Smith:that was a good movie.
Rebecca Smith:I love that movie.
Josh Smith:Yeah, every time you guys hear a strange sound I want you to know I'm coming
Angeline Compau:ew,
Rebecca Smith:well , you might want to re-phrase that
Josh Smith:I meant, I'm approaching. I can't wait, is there a ladder. Is there a ladder in? so when I come down the ladder
Angeline Compau:so you're just gonna be in the fucking Woods jerkin it?
Josh Smith:No, no, I'm gonna show up and get in naked.
Angeline Compau:I just want you to know, every time you hear noise
Josh Smith:I meant approaching
Angeline Compau:it's my hand stroking my dick
Josh Smith:I meant coming to the hot tub, not coming on the hot tub.
Angeline Compau:Now you're coming in the hot tub. there is not enough chemicals for that.
Rebecca Smith:We don't need your jizz floating
Angeline Compau:no the filter is gonna clog cuz you probably
Josh Smith:filter probably gets clogged with all You hairy people.
Angeline Compau:I'm not hairy
Josh Smith:Look at your look the main
Rebecca Smith:we're not swimming in the hot tub. You don't even really get your head wet in a hot tub.
Angeline Compau:And the rest of my body is clean. Yep,
Josh Smith:I waved at somebody because somebody drove by the white Jeep and I thought it was you
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's so nice. You do like me
Josh Smith:The rone dog and I were trying to get home before you because I didn't know how far out we were like, Oh, look, there's the jeep and I'm thinking I better fucking hustle beck's gonna be pissed.
Angeline Compau:No.
Josh Smith:And then I got home 11 minutes to spare audience 11
Angeline Compau:You know, I'm never early you should have known it wasn't me,
Josh Smith:you know, but it's one of those things where like, in my mind as I was like, maybe like three quarters of mile from home. I'm like, fuck, I'm going to be cutting this close. And I know what will happen if you were here before me. Like, I'll come in to the face. Not your face.
Angeline Compau:Right?
Josh Smith:You know what the face is? The angry face. You know? It's crazy.
Angeline Compau:That's funny.
Josh Smith:It's funny, because when somebody gets mad at me for being late, it happens like once every six years and I'm late for something just doesn't happen. And I'm like, Are you seriously gonna give me shit? Like people are late to my stuff all the time. If I came in late and you beat me here, I'd be I'd have gotten in trouble.
Rebecca Smith:Josh got the face this morning because he woke me up at the dishes.
Josh Smith:Ah, you know, I fucking hate a dishwasher when you put a plate in with the little bongs or tongs or whatever the fuck it is. It shouldn't slide around one little plate and all the fucking dominoes just fuck man. I put one little dinky plate in there tapped another plate that's like a domino of just
Rebecca Smith:Here's what boggles my mind though is you were so good yesterday, knowing I had to get up early anyway. But yesterday he came up he made his coffee. did not make a noise. Came, went back downstairs and I you know, I know you didn't make noise because I was already awake.
Josh Smith:The dishwasher was empty.
Rebecca Smith:So why are you why are you? Why are you opening the dishwasher?
Josh Smith:I'm up there. I'm making my coffee. I'm heading back downstairs. Right I got a plan. And I see this loan dish on the cutting board. You know what? She's gonna say? Why did you leave that?
Angeline Compau:now.
Rebecca Smith:No,
Angeline Compau:from now on you say I'm not putting any dishes away?
Josh Smith:Right now that hell will freeze over before I put another dish in the dishwasher?
Angeline Compau:That's how you do it?
Rebecca Smith:I have never said to you. Why did you leave that one dish there. I have said that to you when you have been doing dishes all along and then you leave one dish because you randomly do that. I don't get that.
Josh Smith:I may wash 38 dishes but the 39th i fucking leave it out
Rebecca Smith:I never get mad at you for not doing dishes the night before. In fact, I say just leave it I'll do it in the mornings
Josh Smith:all the things you get mad at me they just they just accumulate so much. It's hard to remember that in general. I just know you're going to be mad.
Rebecca Smith:Here's what I do get mad at. You know what I got I got this morning was
Angeline Compau:I'm sorry. I'm just I feel funny in couples therapy right now.
Rebecca Smith:This is what he does. And he he's usually really good about like picking things up except for little random things. Like I will walk by a piece of Kleenex that's his on the ground for two weeks. And he will break he will break hangers and just leave him on the cloth on the closet floor and just walk around them for a week. won't pick it up and throw it away. I have to do that. That shit bugs me because I had to do it this morning.There's still a broken hanger down there
Josh Smith:the little hook part.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:they snap off all the time
Rebecca Smith:so throw it away.
Josh Smith:I don't understand how they keep breaking,
Rebecca Smith:I don't understand why you don't just throw it away.
Josh Smith:Who's making them that week is the most important part. My shirts aren't that big.
Rebecca Smith:So why aren't you throwing them away? That doesn't answer the question.
Josh Smith:I don't know why. But I don't know why they're breaking. Think about what the proximate cause of the problem is not me throwing them away. It's the breaking
Rebecca Smith:no the proximate cause of our problem? Is you not throwing them away.
Josh Smith:Oh, do me a favor when you go out tonight. Can you take the trash out for me?
Angeline Compau:No
Josh Smith:Just push the can out.
Rebecca Smith:I'll do it because I'm leaving to go.
Josh Smith:She how she chips in
Angeline Compau:she lives here and you just got done telling me that I'm not welcome here like ever.
Josh Smith:I said you're always welcome outside?
Angeline Compau:Yeah. See? So why am I helping you
Josh Smith:this summer? I've got a lot of chores to do to make the yard. Great Again.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:Make the Yard Great Again.
Josh Smith:I could use some help.
Angeline Compau:I'll think about it.
Josh Smith:Good workout.
Rebecca Smith:You can pay Ryder.
Angeline Compau:You haven't been too nice to me today.
Josh Smith:I said that if you called at two in the morning, I would seriously get and I wouldn't even give you shit until you were safe in the car.
Angeline Compau:Actually, if we didn't discuss how last week you threw my shoes outside
Josh Smith:that I did
Angeline Compau:so why am i helping you.
Josh Smith:Because if you were ever really in trouble, I would help. it's good point.
Angeline Compau:I would help you too if you're ever really in trouble,
Josh Smith:you'd never be in a position to help me?
Angeline Compau:Well, I would though
Rebecca Smith:yes she would.
Angeline Compau:I would help you.
Josh Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:Who would you call? this guy
Rebecca Smith:What if I was out of town?
Angeline Compau:Hey,
Josh Smith:Actually that's true. I have called Angeline for help. Before on several occasions.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I have I have called no one helping out with the rone. No, that's true. It's a good point. Angeline has been a great helper audience.
Angeline Compau:And if like something happened, like if she was out of town again, and you were like having an emergency, it's like three in the morning and your car's tipped over across the lake or whatever. Who would you call this guy? Yeah,
Josh Smith:I'm not calling I just walk home. well,
Angeline Compau:Oh whatever. You could call me though. And I would help. I would call Rob and be like hey get your truck.
Josh Smith:Angeline
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah.
Josh Smith:hero. Because she has come over. I forgot those times. I call her when Beck's out of town. Like I'm working late.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Can you please stop over and let the dog out and She does.
Rebecca Smith:See
Angeline Compau:Yeah, do I that
Josh Smith:She comes over. It's really not for me though. It's for the roane.
Angeline Compau:That's because he's my boyfriend.
Josh Smith:He's a good beast.
Angeline Compau:he's a good, boy.
Rebecca Smith:All right. Is that it?
Josh Smith:That's, we got audience.
Rebecca Smith:That's all we got, St. Elmo's fire.
Josh Smith:Greg, Greg, just FYI. I love you.
Angeline Compau:I bet Greg like St. Elmo's fire.
Rebecca Smith:I just posted all of our videos on social media.
Josh Smith:Good job Greg.
Rebecca Smith:I'm Excited.
Angeline Compau:I'm still in shock. That he
Rebecca Smith:acknowledged you
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:Yeah. Oh, Joe wants me to talk about my gluttonous issues. But we'll do that next.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:Oh, also also, Joe. Ashley did the one chip challenge and was far superior to me? Not with me.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, really? He did it.
Josh Smith:He even got through it faster. He's badass.
Rebecca Smith:Nice. Joe, Ashley.
Angeline Compau:Joe. Ashley messaged me Friday commented on my video of you said Josh sucks. He sucks so much.
Rebecca Smith:I'm going to put that on tic tok
Angeline Compau:he said, more that a Hoover and I said hilarious, that's how much you suck
Rebecca Smith:more than a hoover
Angeline Compau:Yeah, so
Rebecca Smith:I'm gonna make it tick tock out of that video.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:what video?
Rebecca Smith:The video view at the bar. All right. Bye, guys.
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