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This week we are digging deep into the political scandal archive as Angeline tells us about her favorite horny President, Warren G. Harding and his weiner named Jerry! We have reached outside our generations to uncover a doozy! Josh joins us and has to eat crow for Michigan State's loss, he complains about too many handicapped parking spaces and there is a healthy discussion about the private lives of presidents and if Angeline would make a good leader of the free world! Don't forget to follow us on all social media, participate in the conversation and leave us comments or voicemails on our website!
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Angeline Compau:It got dark so early today
Rebecca Smith:I know cuz we fell back. Tucson didn't, but the rest of us did.
Angeline Compau:Tucson doesn't do that.
Rebecca Smith:No.
Angeline Compau:How do we get out of this?
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Angeline Compau:I want to not do it.
Rebecca Smith:Guess what Angeline?
Angeline Compau:What?
Rebecca Smith:We're monetized!
Angeline Compau:That's right! We are monetized. Excuse me while I take my purse off.
Rebecca Smith:I asked if you were ready and you said yes.
Angeline Compau:I forgot. I forgot I wasn't
Rebecca Smith:your coat's still on too, are you leaving that on?
Angeline Compau:I mean, I'm cold, but,
Rebecca Smith:okay.
Angeline Compau:It's also like, one of these jackets, so sorry.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah it's really loud.
Angeline Compau:Sorry.
Rebecca Smith:A shout out to Christian Allard who bought us a coffee.
Angeline Compau:Or five.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, he bought us five coffees.
Angeline Compau:That's so nice
Rebecca Smith:I know, right?
Angeline Compau:Thank you.
Rebecca Smith:And he left a very nice review for us. It was so nice. Thank you, Christian.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, thank you.
Rebecca Smith:I'm sure Josh will chime in here too. But,
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, there was that. And we had a different comment. I have to find it from I don't know who said that. Ed Gein- subtopic, nipples,
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Episode 32. I think you mixed up the Hogan and Warden stories.
Angeline Compau:Maybe.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know what he did to Hogan besides put her face in a sack.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:That was the whole comment. So that was it,
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:that may be you,
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, like trans... Like, mixed up some of the details of those stories, but that's it.
Angeline Compau:Perhaps.
Rebecca Smith:Perhaps, but thank you for that comment.
Angeline Compau:Don't know what I'm doing half the time.
Rebecca Smith:See how easy it is people? You can just leave us a comment, and,
Angeline Compau:yeah,
Rebecca Smith:we will correct ourselves.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Because nine times out of ten, we're probably wrong.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:And tonight will be no exception.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. You know what, though? I will blame the lights out podcast, because that's where I got my info from.
Rebecca Smith:Well, see?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Hopefully, they got some corrections too then.
Angeline Compau:Maybe?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:Maybe, but it's probably more likely that I screwed it up.
Rebecca Smith:We're not gonna admit defeat.
Angeline Compau:Sure.
Rebecca Smith:It was everybody else not us.
Angeline Compau:It's not me.
Rebecca Smith:Never our fault ever.
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:Ever! So what's up? What's what's new? I feel like I've seen you a lot more this week than usual.
Angeline Compau:I did see you at dance.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:I saw you at the salon, because apparently us getting our hair done together is now a thing.
Rebecca Smith:now a thing.
Angeline Compau:I'm into it. I'm into it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. So anything new since yesterday?
Angeline Compau:I slept all day today. I was so tired. I did barely anything. And then I started panicking because I was like, Oh my God, my mom's gonna be home in two days.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:And I was like, I gotta start getting ready for that.
Rebecca Smith:What do you have to get ready for like, is it?
Angeline Compau:I have to, I got I had to clean out the fridge. There's a bunch of old nasty food in the fridge. I had would... and then when I do that, now I got to take the garbage out, but guess what? We don't pay for garbage. We take our garbage to Rob and April's. So now I got a load in my car.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, your car's gonna stink.
Angeline Compau:It's gonna stink. And then, like we recycle a bunch of stuff. So I was looking in there and I was like, I need to take this too, but the stuff that's in there, I'm like, who put this in there? Who will put this in there? I know
Rebecca Smith:for recycling?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I know who did it. But I'm like, this is not this is not recycling stuff.
Rebecca Smith:Are you gonna rat them out on an international podcas?
Angeline Compau:No, no, but I'm like, What in the world? I can't do anything with this. And I don't know. Like we are expected to have like a tiny bag. And I don't know what will fit in Rob's garbage. It's just a whole stupid mess. I wish she would just pay for garbage and be done with it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:she's frugal. That's the word we use. She's frugal.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:So yeah, that's got to be done. I have not packed for my trip.
Rebecca Smith:No, you're leaving Tuesday, right?
Angeline Compau:Wednesday,
Rebecca Smith:Wednesday.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:So we did our cooking class last night.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's right, Sir La Table.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:I'm sure that's not how you say it but, I like to
Rebecca Smith:Sir La Table,
Angeline Compau:okay.
Rebecca Smith:It was fun though!
Angeline Compau:What do you do there?
Rebecca Smith:You cook, it's a cooking class.
Angeline Compau:And they have like somebody teaches you?
Rebecca Smith:They have a chef there. A couple of chefs there that teach you how to make
Angeline Compau:what are their qualifications?
Rebecca Smith:I don't know their chefs.
Angeline Compau:Are you sure?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Well, they I mean, she listed a bunch of restaurants that she worked in.
Angeline Compau:Oh, fantastic. I kinda I knew somebody that worked there. But I was like, I don't know what she did there. So I was like, she's if she's the one instructing. I'm like, I'm sure she doesn't have any qualifications, but I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Well, she could be a sous chef.
Angeline Compau:I don't know what that is.
Rebecca Smith:It's like an assistant to the chef.
Angeline Compau:Okay, maybe that's what it is.
Rebecca Smith:So they do a lot of like the prep work and stuff like that. So they basically carry out the chef's
Angeline Compau:where is this at?
Rebecca Smith:stuff. Sommerset.
Angeline Compau:I need to learn how to cook.
Rebecca Smith:There's they do a bunch of classes,
Angeline Compau:I need to learn shit.
Rebecca Smith:Like every day they have like three classes every day of the week. Like three different classes. It's really cool.
Angeline Compau:What did you guys cook?
Rebecca Smith:We made like cast iron steak
Angeline Compau:sounds delicious.
Rebecca Smith:And french fries, french fries. It was it was friets. Something and with a garlic aioli.
Angeline Compau:That sounds amazing.
Rebecca Smith:And a pair and nut salad pear and walnut salad with champagne vinaigrette
Angeline Compau:this is way too fancy for me.
Rebecca Smith:And for dessert an espresso chocolate mousse.
Angeline Compau:This is way too fancy for me. I eat cereal for dinner,
Rebecca Smith:it was all very yummy.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. That sounds delicious.
Rebecca Smith:So delicious. No, you go and they have like the the whole kitchen set up like a whole thing with like mirrors so you can see the like down onto the counter. So you like see in the mirror
Angeline Compau:Oh, so you can see what she's doing?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. And then they have like a bunch of like little burners on your little individual table. So you can like we made our steak at our at our little
Angeline Compau:station
Rebecca Smith:where we did our prep work our station. Yeah,
Angeline Compau:that's fun.
Rebecca Smith:It was fun. I would I think we're gonna do it again next month.
Angeline Compau:okay
Rebecca Smith:and then we got Josh's mom's Christmas present.
Angeline Compau:I can hear him
Rebecca Smith:I know. So because we get a discount, you get a 10% discount if you're doing the class.
Angeline Compau:Oh, sweet.
Rebecca Smith:So yes,
Angeline Compau:Sir La Table
Rebecca Smith:Sir La Table
Angeline Compau:Neat. I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna try out my French.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. And then we had John and Jodi's party on Friday.
Angeline Compau:That's right. That was this week.
Rebecca Smith:Yes, it was this week, not last week. That was fun. They had an amazing spread of food.
Angeline Compau:Shark coochie board
Rebecca Smith:A cooter board.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Yes. That's what Juliette calls it. A cooter board.
Angeline Compau:It is a cooter board.
Unknown:Yep. That's what it is. They had that big baloon arch that looked like a penis. Nice.
Angeline Compau:I like that. So that you had a busy weekend. I didn't do anything.
Rebecca Smith:I know, man.
Angeline Compau:I'm I was boring. This weekend. I told everybody I'm quarantining because I'm trying to not get sick.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, before
Angeline Compau:before I go, That is not cool. I don't want
Rebecca Smith:to Disney World. to get sick
Angeline Compau:So our first day they told us we're we're arriving at like 9am We can't check into our hotel obviously till three. We're not going to just like go to a park leave to go check in to go back to a park. So we're staying at the park from the time we get off the bus until like the park closes. And I'm like, you've got to be shitting me.
Rebecca Smith:I feel like we did that.
Angeline Compau:I don't know how I am going to stay awake. I'm going to need somebody's aderal.
Rebecca Smith:I feel like when we, when I was in junior high and we did the Disneyland trips. I feel like we didn't even stay at a hotel. We got on the bus. We drove to Disney. We did Disney all day. We got on the bus and we came home.
Angeline Compau:Oh, well. You guys lived closer.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, it was like a seven eight hour drive.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, we can't do that. We could we did that for like Cedar Point when we would do that.
Rebecca Smith:So how many days are you staying there? What's the plan?
Angeline Compau:We drive down wednesday?
Rebecca Smith:So you leave Wednesday night right?
Angeline Compau:Wednesday morning.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, Wednesday morning.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Rebecca Smith:and you drive straight through?
Angeline Compau:Uh huh
Rebecca Smith:And you get there when?
Angeline Compau:like nine in the morning Thursday. And then we do park day Thursday
Rebecca Smith:So is there like two bus drivers that in shifts?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, they do stay somehow have it planned out that there's stops and they will swap.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:bus drivers.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Because they can only drive like legally for eight hours or whatever.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:And then, so we got Park day all day, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, we'll be there. Well to whenever the park closes, and we'll get back on the bus straight from the park.
Rebecca Smith:which, April said like it was five, right?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, well, I think that's when she leaves.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:she's gonna be there till like five and then she's got to go. I don't know how late we're gonna be there. I think we can be there later till like eight or nine.
Rebecca Smith:So you are at this park for four days solid?
Angeline Compau:we're doing three days Disney and one day universal.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, okay.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:that's a long time.
Angeline Compau:I know. I'm hoping Disney is going to be a little more exciting. Because I haven't been there in like 15 years. Y'all better have some new stuff. Because last time I was there, I was not impressed.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:not impressed.
Rebecca Smith:It'll be fun because Rob and April will be there and
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah. No, it'll be fun. I like Disney. I just I had gone so many times as a kid that I was just like, I'm over it. But it's been so long for me now. I think it'll be cool.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I went with my sister to Disneyland again. And there was some new stuff.
Angeline Compau:Now land I've never been to.
Rebecca Smith:I've never been the world.
Angeline Compau:Oh my god. We got to swap worlds
Rebecca Smith:we got a freaky Friday this shit.
Angeline Compau:We should
Rebecca Smith:well, when we do our world tour for this podcast. We'll make sure we hit those cities.
Angeline Compau:That's a great idea. Our world tour
Rebecca Smith:I know. Alright, well, let's get the show on the road, shall we?
Angeline Compau:This, this dumpster fire that's gonna be my day?
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:Oh, god.
Rebecca Smith:What? So we're doing political scandals.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah. I picked this scandal because this is about the horniest president that we've ever had.
Rebecca Smith:But it's not Donald Trump or Bill Clinton.
Angeline Compau:You know, what's really funny? Is like somebody did like a comparison thing.
Rebecca Smith:Did they?
Angeline Compau:Of, of Warren G. Harding. And Donald Trump, which I was like that's really funny.
Rebecca Smith:I cannot even tell you when Warren G. Harding was president
Angeline Compau:dude, tell me about it. That's another thing. I was like. This is kind of interesting, because he's our 29th President wouldn't have known that. He served from 1921 to 1923. I didn't know that.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:I didn't know a lot of things. I was like, well, maybe somebody else needs to learn this stuff, too.
Rebecca Smith:We used to have a ruler growing up that had all the presidents on it. I still really couldn't tell you half of them probably. That's horrible.
Angeline Compau:I know. I can't tell you.
Rebecca Smith:That's horrible for me to say
Angeline Compau:me, too. I don't know him. I don't know any of them. I wasn't this guy wasn't even really known for anything. And
Rebecca Smith:I know the name and I know that he was president. So I guess that's half the battle.
Angeline Compau:True.
Rebecca Smith:But I couldn't have told you when
Angeline Compau:Yeah. You know what? That's really not important. Did he do a whole lot? No. No, he died during his presidency. So like,
Rebecca Smith:Oh, he did?
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Like he didn't do a whole lot. But you know what he did do?
Rebecca Smith:But did he die of natural causes?
Angeline Compau:Fuck some bitches.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, okay.
Angeline Compau:Um, he did die of a heart attack. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:I don't know if there was anything else to that. He said he got ill. And then he had a heart attack.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:so anywho
Rebecca Smith:horniest President
Angeline Compau:horniest. President. We'll see y'all I'll be the judge. I mean, this. This was speculated maybe before our last president. I don't know. I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Okay. So he was born November 2 1865. He's a native of Ohio. That says a lot right there.
Rebecca Smith:Those Ohians are horny.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Yeah. He
Rebecca Smith:Are they called Ohians? I would think so, right?
Angeline Compau:I like, I feel like that's a good word for them.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:That's what you are now. So he got married to this lady Florence Kling, somebody called her Flossie. And I was like, that's her real nickname. That's cool as hell
Rebecca Smith:Flossie
Angeline Compau:Flossie. That was an 1891. He married her. She's older than him by a few years.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:And she was married once before. She's from wealthy background. Is her Yeah, her dad's does something.
Rebecca Smith:So Flossie is not a floozy.
Angeline Compau:No, but she's got a keen business eye, they say,
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:and she's really smart.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:And everyone said that he kind of knows he went after her because she was smart. And she had connections and he was good at, you know, behind the scenes stuff. Getting him where he was he wanted he wanted her with him. Cuz she was where it's at. She was like, a Michelle Obama.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:She's cool.
Rebecca Smith:Or Jackie O.
Angeline Compau:oh, yeah. Jackie o, okay. Yeah, whatever you want. Yeah, get one of those ladies. That was like running the show.
Rebecca Smith:Got it.
Angeline Compau:So it was her urging, actually, that he began a political career. And he won a seat in the whole Ohio legislature and then he served some terms. And then he did some other stuff and ran for governor did that
Rebecca Smith:is this all on Wikipedia.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Or something else? I don't know. Some other website. So then in 1920, his friend he wanted him to do the presidential nomination. Harding was like me, like, I've not even, no, bad idea. I don't have I don't have a lot of experience. I don't really know what I'm doing. They're like, No, you'd be perfect for it because he had a good look, I guess for president. He was he was tall. He had a full head a silver hair
Rebecca Smith:Silverfox
Angeline Compau:broad shoulders. He had a really loud commanding voice like everyone thought that he would be good. And then he just came from like a good wholesome family in Ohio. Good All American dude. Like you just look like you would be a good candidate. So that's kind of where they went with that. And I was like,
Rebecca Smith:I'm gonna look him up so I can see what he looks like.
Angeline Compau:I don't think he's like super attractive.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, no,
Angeline Compau:no, but I mean, I guess for
Rebecca Smith:He looks very serious and presidential though.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He had a presidential look.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So yeah. Oh, so he's running for president and his running mate is Calvin Coolidge. Spoiler alert. he becomes president.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah, I'm looking at Flossie and she's a little plain Jane.
Angeline Compau:We'll call it that. So his campaign slogan, tell me if this doesn't sound a little familiar, or at least it could be like, it sounds like something else that I've heard before return to normalcy.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:that was his campaign slogan in 1920 because it evoked a return to the way of life before World War One. And the Spanish flu pandemic.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:yeah. I just when I read that, I was like, Is that a joke? I had a Gu I googled that. I like a couple different websites, because I was like, not, that was not his slogan. So he was only president for about two years because he got sick and died. I don't even know if he really did anything too great. And there I went. That was like, I mean, I'm sure he did some stuff, whatever. not the point. It's not the point today, guys. The point is that after he died, some stuff, some dirty laundry, came to light
Rebecca Smith:after he died?
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:I know. I know. So,
Rebecca Smith:poor Flossie,
Angeline Compau:I know. Well, you know, Flossie, I think might have known a little bit about this.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:so 1923 He dies August 2, he had a massive heart attack died immediately, boo.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:By this time, some rumors were were floating around that he was having an affair with a lady that we'll start with the first one.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, boy.
Angeline Compau:This Her name is Carrie Phillips. She is from his hometown in Ohio. And they had started an affair in 1905. So for 15 years before his even became president. They were they were sleeping together.
Rebecca Smith:Why didn't he ever marry her?
Angeline Compau:Well, he was already married. She was
Rebecca Smith:Oh, that's right. He got married,
Angeline Compau:married in 1898.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So Carrie and her husband, Jim. were good friends with the Hardings like they would travel together and they would they would do things together. They were good buddies. She was friends with Flossie
Rebecca Smith:Oh, that sucks.
Angeline Compau:Yes. So Carrie was a school teacher. And they were best friends. They frequently like went out together it says they went on joint vacations together. And it was like it started and kind of in like a shitty time where I guess Flossie had like a kidney ailment. So she traveled to Chicago to get medical help. And then Carrie, and Jim had a son that died. And so the her husband was like, kind of grieving. And so he wasn't really there for and I guess they just kind of floated towards each other and just some shady
Rebecca Smith:comforted each other.
Angeline Compau:Yes. They liked to write each other letters.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:like naughty little letters to each other professing their love and telling each other all these things.
Rebecca Smith:I used to do that.
Angeline Compau:I know, right? Back in the day we didn't have texting or things like that. They would write each other letters and like it was really they thought hard about it. Like when she would send the letters and what days he would like have to go pick them up or whatever. And was making sure that his wife didn't get the letters in the mail because she was really the one who normally did get the mail. It was a whole big thing. I know these letters. They surface later on but this is a little passage of one of them. That was a little a little scandalous. This is what he wrote to her.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:I love your back. I love your breasts. Daring to feel where my face rests. I love your skin so soft and white.
Rebecca Smith:Oh
Angeline Compau:so dear to feel so sweet to bite.
Rebecca Smith:Ah
Angeline Compau:I love your poise of perfect thighs when they hold me in paradise.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my
Angeline Compau:I was like What in the world?
Rebecca Smith:It's like a poem
Angeline Compau:It was it was rhymie and dirty and I liked it
Rebecca Smith:ryhmie and dirty
Angeline Compau:I guess okay so and then also in these letters he nicknamed his penis Jerry so he would refer to it in like a third person. so if you're ever reading these or something and it's talking about Jerry he's talking about his junk. I it was just weird.
Rebecca Smith:So good. Why Jerry?
Angeline Compau:And I'd who knows I really I don't know this is bizarro to me. But eventually she did want more than just their little affair on the side and she she wanted more. She wanted him to leave Florence Flossie,
Rebecca Smith:Flossie,
Angeline Compau:and he was like, no, because I'm starting now to get my political career off the ground. I can't leave. I need her by my side because she's the brains of the operation,
Rebecca Smith:right.
Angeline Compau:You're just my little side piece. Love those. Love those sweet, creamy thighs. But you got to stay over there.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:so she was getting she got pissed. And she was like, Well, I'm gonna release these letters, then I'm gonna show them to your wife. And he was like, no, no, no,
Rebecca Smith:let's not be hasty.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, let's not do that. So that happened a couple of times. Like I think the first time he kind of calmed her down. I was like, listen, listen, just give me some time. And then finally, it was like, I guess it says about 1915. She was I had been later than that. It was closer to when he was about to be running for the campaign. And she was like, Oh, well, this could ruin your career. maybe now's the time for these letters to come out. And he was like, Okay, what do you want? So they came up with a deal, says Hardings problems became the Republican Party's problems. And the Republican fixer. His name was Albert Lasker. He was he was the one to fix all problems. He was like, okay,
Rebecca Smith:he's like the Ray Donavin of the Republicans.
Angeline Compau:I don't know who that is. But yes,
Rebecca Smith:have you seen that show?
Angeline Compau:No,
Rebecca Smith:it's a show on Showtime. It's so good Ray Donavin is the the fixer.
Angeline Compau:I didn't know that. So this guy says, here's the deal. You'll receive $2,000 a month, as long as he serves president, and you and your husband are going to go on a little trip. Go far away. For about a year. You have that to remain silent about everything.
Rebecca Smith:How is she gonna explain getting $2,000 a month though?
Angeline Compau:that's a good question. Who knows? I didn't think about that.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Oh, and then and her demands. Also, she wanted straight up front. $25,000 Which that she got.
Rebecca Smith:Whoa,
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Damn.
Angeline Compau:To stay quiet. Yeah. scandalous. 25,000. That's a lot of money and 1920.
Rebecca Smith:Exactly. How do you explain that?
Angeline Compau:I know where do you even keep that so you don't tell your husband? Because you can't tell them like, oh, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:they just decided to give me $25,000.
Angeline Compau:Well, and who would? Like there's no lottery then is there?
Rebecca Smith:I don't think so, but
Angeline Compau:I don't think so either. So like, you can't tell people can't tell your husband.
Rebecca Smith:Maybe the husband was in on it.
Angeline Compau:Maybe it was sad that she went to his wife and kind of did say something. And she was she I don't know. This is speculation. This is off of a blog or whatever. They think that she did know about the letters. And she did know about the affair.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:But she also wanted him to be president. She wanted to be she wanted to be a First Lady.
Rebecca Smith:Right.
Angeline Compau:She wanted to be there. So she also wanted this little problem to go away.
Rebecca Smith:Right.
Angeline Compau:So I don't know how true that is.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, well I mean look at Hillary Clinton and the same was saod about her.
Angeline Compau:Exactly, exactly. So Carrie knew a good deal. When she saw it. She took the deal. She took her money. She took her little trip with her husband it was only for a year I guess that they had to kind of disappear just to stay out of spotlight in case you know for the campaign and everything.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:so that all happened. Good riddance, bye-bye,
Rebecca Smith:bye-bye,
Angeline Compau:bye-bye. So here's the thing though. Warren Harding, kind of a horndog.
Rebecca Smith:Oh god.
Angeline Compau:Carries gone. He's
Rebecca Smith:little jerry can't stay in his pants.
Angeline Compau:He wants to come out and play. That's all I gotta say. So another girl comes in her. Her name is God. I don't even want to say her name. Her name is dumb. Her name is Nanna, Britain but they call they call her Nan.
Rebecca Smith:Her name was Nana. And then like my grandmother, Nana,
Angeline Compau:N-A-N-NA. Nanna Britain.
Rebecca Smith:Okay,
Angeline Compau:Nan, that's what they call her.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:She was 31 years younger than Harding.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:gross. So she was also from the town in Ohio that he's from. She was born in 1896.
Rebecca Smith:That would be like you dating a newborn now?
Angeline Compau:That is disgusting. That's 100% what that's like, Ew, gross. Harding's sister taught school I
Rebecca Smith:yeah. guess. And in Ohio, and Nan was one of her students. For some reason, it says that as a young girl, she became obsessed with Harding. Even though he was married, she liked him. And at like 15 She started hanging like all these pictures of him around her room from like campaign stuff. And I'm like, That's kind of weird. I'm trying to think my equivalent of that would be like Sean Connery,
Angeline Compau:maybe gross, whatever. So they started having a secret affair that lasted about six and a half years and he would slip away from his special duties of doing Senator type things, and then presidential type things, and when he was in the White House, there was like a coat closet that measured no more than five feet square and that was there like one spot that they would be and the Secret Service detail was very helpful and would knock on the door when Florence Harding approached a signal that the President had better finish up so he could not get in trouble.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my gosh
Angeline Compau:Yes. There was one encounter, though, that it was apparently on the couch of his office as a senator, that she got pregnant.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, man.
Angeline Compau:Britton had a daughter and her name was Elizabeth Ann, and she was born October 22 1919. Harding never met the girl. And he did provide some financial support for the girl. But all that stopped when he died. So like there,
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah,
Angeline Compau:there affair continued to basically until his death. And she took the news, like super hard. And there was a whole big thing. So she came out and was like, Hey, this is this is Warren's kid. And everyone was like, Yeah, right. Little slut bag, No It's not No, it's not he would never do that. They slut shamed her.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:yeah. They're like, No, there's no way. And she like wrote a book. And like, she had some letters, I guess that she
Rebecca Smith:like the same kind of letters? So did he reuse those poems?
Angeline Compau:I don't know if he reuse the poems or not, but like they. They did compare letters later on. So like, and because everyone's like, well, maybe, maybe they're not. Maybe that's not the same maybe but they used them later on to compare it'ss a whole whole thing. It was because nobody wanted to believe it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:So it was it was I don't know, it was weird.
Rebecca Smith:I was looking up actors that are 62 years old to see if you would be interested in any of them.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah, lay it on me.
Rebecca Smith:31. You're okay. Well, it's not great.
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Rebecca Smith:Kevin Spacey?
Angeline Compau:No. He's a pedophile,
Rebecca Smith:Dave Coulier. from Full House
Angeline Compau:Cut it out. No
Rebecca Smith:Exactly, Matthew Modine.
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:Jason Alexander.
Angeline Compau:Fuck no. George Costanza.
Rebecca Smith:Um, I guess I'm saying Jack Wagner. From General Hospital. I don't even know if you know he is.
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Yep. Slim. pickins for the 62 year olds for you.
Angeline Compau:Not Good. Where's John Stamos on that list?
Rebecca Smith:Is John Stamos. 62 Oh, Simon Cowell.
Angeline Compau:No, no,
Rebecca Smith:Nikki six.
Angeline Compau:I don't know that is
Rebecca Smith:Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue.
Angeline Compau:That's gonna be a no for me, dog.
Rebecca Smith:What?
Angeline Compau:I don't know who he is A but no Motley Crue. Dude's
Rebecca Smith:Nikki Sixx is pretty hot. I gotta say, Shawn Bean from Game of Thrones.
Angeline Compau:Maybe? Maybe
Rebecca Smith:Oh we got a maybe.
Angeline Compau:Maybe,
Rebecca Smith:We got a maybe
Angeline Compau:we're gonna touch back on that.
Rebecca Smith:How old is John Stamos?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, we're gonna touch back on that. And then but in the meantime, talk. I'm gonna tell you about this book.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:In 1927 She produced a tell all book called The president's daughter about her relationship with the President. And by this time, I guess his reputation had taken a GIANT TURD because of the whole Teapot Dome scandal.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:that was a whole big thing. Even though that wasn't really him per se. But it was his. His people on his side. Yeah, you you put them in their place?
Rebecca Smith:Guilt by association.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. So anyway, everyone's like, ooh, this guy. And now all of a sudden he's got this daughter that from a relationship from a sidepiece. Like, not cool. The book didn't do so well. Like I said, they slut shamed her. Nobody believed it, everybody was like, No, I don't believe it. So for the rest of her life, the lady Nan she just lived her life and nothing ever came of it until like, way, way, way, way later. Talk about 2005 DNA testing confirmed that her mother was right all along. Elizabeth was his biological daughter
Rebecca Smith:Oh yeah, bitches. How did they have his DNA?
Angeline Compau:I don't know
Rebecca Smith:I wonder
Angeline Compau:I thought the same thing actually. I was like, maybe because he never had any kids with Florence. They'd never had children. So I don't know how. Unless I unless his sister had kids, or something like there must have been because he did have a lot of siblings. So there must have been some
Rebecca Smith:surviving member.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, that even though it's like down the line, but that must have been how they did it because you didn't have kids. There is a whole other big thing about the letters that Carrie Phillips wanted to put out these letters later on. When Nan was coming out with her book, she was like, Yeah, I'm going to confirm her story and help her out. But nobody believed her either. So they actually they took those letters when she tried to come out with them, and they took them away. And they were like, Nope, you can't have these anymore. And I don't know, like, who took them necessarily. It was somebody probably in the government. They're like, No, no, no, you can't have these. These are making everyone look bad. So they locked them up. And then they came out later in like 2014, or whatever. And they were comparing them and they were like, interesting. The handwriting seems to be a match and the writing style seems to be a match. It was a whole
Rebecca Smith:cover up.
Angeline Compau:Yes, scandalous
Rebecca Smith:from the horndog, horndog coverup,
Angeline Compau:yes,
Rebecca Smith:a little Jerry cover up.
Angeline Compau:There was another website that had a whole list of other women that came forward after and claimed that they had relationships with him. Also, those were the two big ones, because the one lasted like 15 years, and there was like over 40 letters that they had written to each other confirming, and then the daughter, but there was like a bunch of other ones because little Jerry just
Rebecca Smith:can't be contained
Angeline Compau:can not, man. I just was I kind of I know a lot of people are gonna disagree with me on this.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Angeline Compau:But I'm thinking I'm like, if you got to go and get some release, and that's gonna make you a better president. I don't need to know about it. You do what you do in your Oval Office? I don't really care.
Rebecca Smith:Well, you're not married to him?
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah. No, no, no, but that's why I don't
Rebecca Smith:But as like as a person. So you won't care if the President's having an affair?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, no,
Rebecca Smith:basically.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. No.
Rebecca Smith:I can't talk. azz azzz ahh. as, as a citizen of the United States. You do not care.
Angeline Compau:Yes. As a citizen.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Angeline Compau:As his wife
Rebecca Smith:as a voter.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, no, I don't care. You want to go do that?
Rebecca Smith:So you don't agree with like, like that says something, something about your character and your ability to be honest and run the country?
Angeline Compau:Well, I don't think any politician regardless
Rebecca Smith:is honest.
Angeline Compau:No. So
Rebecca Smith:that's the least of your worries.
Angeline Compau:So I as far as your ability to run the country goes, I don't think that who you bang and how many people you're banging has anything to do with it. If you could still run the country. I'm cool.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:I don't need to know about it.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Now if you talk about it, and you're gonna start saying some vulgar things about it. Like, I don't want to know that. I don't want to know how you disrespect women or anything.
Rebecca Smith:I don't think anybody's personal life. Should of our past mistakes.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Should be brought into any type of political
Angeline Compau:me either
Rebecca Smith:arena. It has nothing to do with what your qualifications are. I get that.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Now, as far as they're saying, You are a representation of the United States you should be a good upstanding moral character. I mean,
Angeline Compau:I suppose
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Angeline Compau:Why don't we do the Don't Ask Don't Tell.
Rebecca Smith:I don't think Anybody is perfect. I mean, everybody's gonna have a flaw. Everybody's gonna have something.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yeah, that was a Warren G Harding. You know what the G stands for?
Rebecca Smith:Jerry?
Angeline Compau:No. It's a weird name.
Rebecca Smith:Oh,
Angeline Compau:Gamaliel
Rebecca Smith:Gamaliel?
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:that sounds like a wizard.
Angeline Compau:Warren a Gamliel Harding you bum.
Rebecca Smith:Wow.
Angeline Compau:Sorry.
Rebecca Smith:So he only served not even a whole term in office because he died.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:that's sad
Angeline Compau:I know. I know. And he didn't even get to defend himself or say or anything about any of the issues because he was gone and all this stuff came about when he died.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:sorry about your luck, buddy.
Rebecca Smith:Sorry, dude
Angeline Compau:but it looks like you had some fun so good for you.
Rebecca Smith:Good job.
Angeline Compau:Good job. That was my story and I'm sticking to it.
Rebecca Smith:Okay, that was a good one.
Angeline Compau:It wasn't bad.
Rebecca Smith:I like it.
Angeline Compau:Alright, cool.
Rebecca Smith:That's good.
Angeline Compau:Cool.
Rebecca Smith:All right. Let's take a break and we will get Josh in here
Angeline Compau:okay.
Josh Smith:Are we ready?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:Check
Josh Smith:Is it starting?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I don't feel like I had a chance to check there was no lead in no music.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I forgot your song here. I'll do it hang on. (Plays the Purdue fight song)
Josh Smith:I deserve this
Angeline Compau:Yes you do
Josh Smith:I do deserve this. To take it and grin.
Angeline Compau:That is great
Josh Smith:Spartans really let me down.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh, that was great
Josh Smith:Check
Rebecca Smith:That was from Angeline and Brian
Josh Smith:I wanted to I want to do that thing straight out of Caddyshack. It's easy to grin when your ship comes in.
Angeline Compau:That was your wife's idea. And it was brilliant.
Josh Smith:It was
Angeline Compau:it was brilliant. She's got an evil mind and I like it.
Josh Smith:That was one of my topics, but I will admit that was very poor outing by the Spartans. We chased the sun, we got into the top five. And now it's a steady decline. Still, for we were supposed to have a losing losing season. So I had my fun.
Rebecca Smith:Yes, you did. You had a lot of fun at everybody else's expense.
Angeline Compau:Yes, you did I did. I did want to report out on the hunt this morning.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, Steve came over to go hunting again. Steve?
Josh Smith:So first off, Steve got here right on time, because he's late every single time. He's never on time. So
Angeline Compau:I love Steve
Josh Smith:you're supposed to be here at 5:20am He pulled up like 519.
Angeline Compau:Perfect
Josh Smith:So it didn't start off well, because we were sitting in the garage and making sure we had everything dressed getting everything to go and he goes, hey, should I bring my glasses for when the sun comes out?
Angeline Compau:No
Josh Smith:So he did not bring his glasses, but I was thinking oh, here we go. But to that end, this was the best haunt he and I've ever had. We saw eight deer. Three bucks could have shot
Angeline Compau:He did not shoot any
Josh Smith:could have shot two of them too small. (yawns) Too early.
Rebecca Smith:Are we boring you?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:There was a four point
Rebecca Smith:So I was yawning all through Angeline's too. But, i'm not bored. I was just tired
Angeline Compau:I'm tired too
Josh Smith:had a couple of does come in really close. So that was a lot of fun. And Steve was quiet. did not take any beer.
Angeline Compau:No beverages, no snacks?
Rebecca Smith:it was 5 am
Josh Smith:it was 5am No snacks. Let's see what else happened. He did have like the snort at one point like almost like,
Angeline Compau:he fell asleep
Josh Smith:like right when a doe was like seven feet away. But luckily she must have another deer snort and so she just seemed to let Steve's Steve's snorts pass.
Angeline Compau:That's funny,
Josh Smith:but he did a really good job today. It was probably one of the most fun hunts we have. And then we were watching these two really young like yearlings came walking through.
Rebecca Smith:I was gonna say...don't, the start of that sentence sounds bad.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Well, what happened is it all suddenly spooked. And we look, there's a little mangy coyote following him, which was cool to watch the coyote come in.
Angeline Compau:No
Josh Smith:It was not going to get them. It was too small. I didn't shoot it either.
Angeline Compau:Good Don't
Josh Smith:some people shoot coyotes. I don't.
Angeline Compau:That's horroble. Let him be.
Josh Smith:So that was my
Rebecca Smith:jasper, stop.
Josh Smith:Come here, buddy. Sit down.
Angeline Compau:Don't look at me
Josh Smith:He just wants to be friends.
Angeline Compau:I'm we are friends just not Right now.
Josh Smith:So I would say Steve totally redeemed himself
Angeline Compau:good.
Rebecca Smith:Totally redeemed himself.
Angeline Compau:Yes,
Josh Smith:I think this might get some negative reactions from the audience. And a little worried about it. But I saw it last night. There's too many handicapped parking spots out there. To think about it, just First off, I want to say that I'm a guy, you know, we live in the country and the parking lot can be empty. And my wife will tell you I parked the very farthest away every time
Angeline Compau:walking is good for you.
Josh Smith:And the problem is when we go down to all the shitty little, you know, fancy towns, Birmingham and Royal Oak and all those places, you know, there's no parking. And every time you go there, there's like 30 handicap spots that are wide open. And I'm not anti handicap I think people that have handicap should have them I'm totally fine with it. I'm saying there's too many of them because I have never seen more than a third of them full.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know what to tell you.
Josh Smith:Don't you think there's too many handicap spots?
Rebecca Smith:No
Josh Smith:How do they judge how many handicap spots there should be? I think about it.
Rebecca Smith:I don't know. It depends on how many businesses probably are in the building or, I mean, there's probably a law like the people with what does it called the ADA. That does that. For the disability. Businesses have to have so many spots per
Josh Smith:I don't think I've ever seen all the handicap spots ever full in any parking lot. Have you ever seen them all full?
Angeline Compau:No.
Josh Smith:Doesn't that
Rebecca Smith:people don't just say hey, let's put 50 handicap spots there has to be some type of regulation of it.
Josh Smith:I feel like there's too many
Angeline Compau:I, I'm with you on that.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:you know what?
Rebecca Smith:Gosh, you both are haters.
Angeline Compau:I'm not a hater, but I mean if they're not being used.
Rebecca Smith:Why do you guys not like disabled people?
Angeline Compau:No! If they're not being used and they're empty give us able bodied people a chance to park up front
Rebecca Smith:now
Angeline Compau:once in a while
Rebecca Smith:Can I ask a question?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Yes you may
Rebecca Smith:Do you agree with pregnant women parking?
Angeline Compau:No
Josh Smith:Yes, that was Canada. We're pregnant women can park in the handicapt spot. And that makes all the sense in the world. You're walking around with a bowling ball in your belly.
Angeline Compau:Okay, then go to the doctor and get handicap spot. the doctor can give you one of those if you need it.
Rebecca Smith:It's taking away from people that are truly handicapped.
Angeline Compau:Oh my gosh,
Josh Smith:so you really don't think a pregnant woman should be able to park in the handicapped spot.
Angeline Compau:Do we need as many of those
Josh Smith:maybe they would start filling them up at that point in time and the pregnant people would stop taking the regular spots. Either way, we would free up more spots for me.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:And that's really what we're after here.
Rebecca Smith:Here's what I think pregnant people are gross and they should just stay inside.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Yeah,
Josh Smith:I'm even okay, if you're carrying if you got a baby and you're, you know, you're carrying the baby, that would qualify, because again, you're still moving out of the regular spots. You're freeing up more spots.
Rebecca Smith:No cuz you can get a stroller.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. I don't know if there's like a lot of pregnant women are fine with walking. I don't know. I don't know. There's some that I guess can't
Josh Smith:even when they're like eight months pregnant.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, they want that baby to come out and walking does it. Alright
Angeline Compau:And then but I also like, if you're like so pregnant, that you can't walk then you're not going anywhere that you need. But if you're
Josh Smith:but if you're single, you're about to be a single mom and you got to get it done yourself.
Rebecca Smith:I'm just kidding, I'm not against pregnant parking. I'm not against anything.
Josh Smith:I think Angeline I'm really shocked by your stance on
Rebecca Smith:because it doesn't affect me so I don't this. care.
Angeline Compau:See that's that's
Rebecca Smith:it does affect you
Josh Smith:because they will be pulled from the regular parking crowd into the handicap crowd thereby freeing up more spaces for you.
Rebecca Smith:But it doesn't matter because I'm always gonna park the furthest away anyway.
Josh Smith:Except if you're in bermingham,
Rebecca Smith:Birmingham,
Josh Smith:then you'll be like I got a park somewhere.
Rebecca Smith:I usually just find the furthest parking.
Angeline Compau:There's not pregnant spots there.
Josh Smith:I'm saying there should be
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Josh Smith:they should be allowed to use the handicapped spot.
Angeline Compau:That's what I said.
Josh Smith:Is that what she said?
Rebecca Smith:No. I said there's addition. Sometimes they have a ditch in addition to the handicap spots, they'll have reserved parking up front for
Josh Smith:oh, no, no, I don't want I don't want to separate I just want to consider that handicapped.
Angeline Compau:That's what I'm talking about
Josh Smith:I want pregnant people to be considered handicapped so they can stop and use that extra space
Rebecca Smith:Joshua
Angeline Compau:expectant mother parking they have their own specific
Josh Smith:No I don't agree with that.
Angeline Compau:That's what I said.
Josh Smith:We're on the same page now.
Angeline Compau:Thank you. Okay.
Rebecca Smith:Do you agree with executives having their own parking?
Josh Smith:Absolutely not!
Angeline Compau:No. No, everybody parks
Rebecca Smith:yet, you had one in Canada?
Josh Smith:I did at LaFarge. I remember that.
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:That's was great.
Angeline Compau:Oh, not cool
Josh Smith:My beat up Ford Ranger all dented in on both sides. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:Next to the Porche Cyeanne.
Angeline Compau:Yep.
Josh Smith:I remember when I had to go to the country club is like hey, can you park on the back?
Rebecca Smith:Employee parking
Josh Smith:Where the help parks at the country club. Loser.
Angeline Compau:No, we can't know that. We're associated with you.
Josh Smith:I was not good. I was not good. I like that.
Rebecca Smith:Didn't they get mad at you for letting your people park in your spot.
Josh Smith:Yeah, I was told if you can get here before me, you can have it like whoever to me it's first come first serve. I just always got in first
Angeline Compau:good for you.
Josh Smith:Then when Larry went out of town, the big boss went out of town his executive assistant used to take it. And she was mean. She was one of those executive assistants that treated everybody else, you know, like garbage and made a lot of assumptions with her position. Plus she was sleeping with her boss.
Angeline Compau:Wow.
Josh Smith:So she used to park in his spot. And so one day she'd
Angeline Compau:she sounds cool been
Rebecca Smith:He used to park in her spot
Angeline Compau:Woah
Josh Smith:meeting other women in the office. He did park in her spot apparently. As soon as he retired. He got divorced. She walked out on her husband and they got married.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's lovely.
Josh Smith:So the day that he was out of town I parallel parked. So he went out of town I parallel parked in his spot and my spot so she couldn't and then she came into work and started crying.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:because you're mean
Josh Smith:I felt no remorse whatsoever.
Angeline Compau:Good.
Josh Smith:There's a lot of people in that office that would give me like the silent thumbs up because she just had this like tyrannical rule of the office.
Angeline Compau:That's funny.
Josh Smith:Yeah, it was funny.
Angeline Compau:Like you are a
Josh Smith:I was kind of a hero that day
Angeline Compau:you were here for justice. And I like it.
Josh Smith:So simple rule. Let's propose this going forward. Let's start a movement. We're not going to have separate parking for pregnant women. But all pregnant women are entitled to park in the handicapped spot.
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:After so many months of pregnancy,
Josh Smith:yeah, you don't get a ticket. You know, they just have to wait by your car. And if you're walking out and you're you're me, you're not going to be a pregnant woman. You need to get your ticket. I mean, i'm just saying
Angeline Compau:but yeah, I guess maybe after so many months? I don't know. Depends on all, I guess.
Josh Smith:you basiclly gotta be Showing.
Angeline Compau:You gotta condition though to that. I don't know that. Your doctor can give you a pass.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:to use it anyway. So it doesn't matter. You don't need
Rebecca Smith:anything special.
Josh Smith:You don't
Angeline Compau:but yeah, maybe maybe somewhere at the end of your second trimester. I don't know.
Josh Smith:Exactly. Exactly.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:So talk to me about your mood today. You get out
Angeline Compau:I'm I'm much better today guys
Josh Smith:did you free yourself up
Angeline Compau:freed myself.
Rebecca Smith:Free your mind
Angeline Compau:Yes, yes.
Rebecca Smith:Hey, is that all your topics?
Angeline Compau:You gotta save some?
Josh Smith:Um, well, I did have a request from Joe turnquist to cover something we already covered
Angeline Compau:again.
Josh Smith:Yeah, he let me know via text and he was right cuz I was watching some of these seriously guys fucking knock it out with the tennis shoes you got like $1,000 suit on and some fucking Skechers
Angeline Compau:no, they don't wear Skechers
Josh Smith:whatever they were put some fucking shoes on dress shoes
Angeline Compau:I don't know
Josh Smith:what
Angeline Compau:it depends on I don't know you got it see it put together because there's sometimes
Josh Smith:I've seen it put together
Angeline Compau:sometimes it looks pretty cool
Josh Smith:No, no, no
Angeline Compau:like not like running shoes now like you're about to run a marathon shoes but like some really hip sneakers. You don't think that's cool?
Josh Smith:Not with a suit you can wear really hip sneakers with a pair of jeans I think Joe turnquist is onto something here people, it's rare that I agree with it. very very rare rare okay
Rebecca Smith:but I don't like scandals on men either
Angeline Compau:I don't know, you guys. I like scandals
Josh Smith:I don't think a man should wear sandals unless he's in his yard.
Angeline Compau:I like sandals.
Josh Smith:For women it's fine.
Angeline Compau:I like men in sandals to unless your feet are disgusting. Like you gotta groom yourself but otherwise,
Josh Smith:cut your fuckin toenails.
Rebecca Smith:Your Hobbit Feet
Angeline Compau:yeah your habit feet cannot be exposed.
Josh Smith:Fucking Bunion covered Hobbit feet walking around.
Angeline Compau:If you got feet like that. That's a no go
Josh Smith:when you're walking on concrete and literally gravel and you just keep going. Goat hooves have calluses on the bottom of your feet and fucking sickos
Angeline Compau:don't do that
Rebecca Smith:okay, You have to save some topics because we're recording another episode tonight.
Josh Smith:Oh, I have to think of other topics so so I will save the Italian racist speech one for later.
Angeline Compau:What?
Rebecca Smith:Oh, yeah.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's right. I heard. I heard about.
Josh Smith:Oh, hey, did you see the picture of us in front of the penis?
Angeline Compau:Yeah, yes. I saw
Rebecca Smith:she didn't see the one that you took of me.
Angeline Compau:No, I didn't see that one. But I saw I saw the penis.
Josh Smith:Yeah. Talking about the one that we were at a party or you saw some more penis this weekend. Did you have like a big date? Dates plural.
Rebecca Smith:Josh?
Josh Smith:No.
Rebecca Smith:Do you have a name for your penis?
Angeline Compau:Whoa,
Josh Smith:no,
Rebecca Smith:no.
Angeline Compau:Okay, cool.
Rebecca Smith:Do you know what Warren G Harding's penis name was?
Josh Smith:No. What was it?
Angeline Compau:JERRY
Josh Smith:That's actually a known fact.
Angeline Compau:Yeah
Rebecca Smith:I don't understand why you would name it Jerry though.
Angeline Compau:I don't know. Cuz I guess if you're if you're you know sending letters to your mistress and you want to talk about your wiener you don't you don't call it that. You gotta you got to name it something so that people if they do read your letters are
Rebecca Smith:If you're talking about jerry, nobody knows.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:Did you just do one show or two shows?
Rebecca Smith:One
Josh Smith:We have to do another one tonight. Okay, so I have time to think of topics.
Angeline Compau:yeah
Josh Smith:I'm Bone Dry over here.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, gosh.
Josh Smith:Yes. Yes. By the way, covered the pontoon. This is a real quick one. Because I know you guys have to
Angeline Compau:and you moved it.
Josh Smith:So here's the deal. And I'm just gonna say to my neighbor, you know, hats off I saw you and your two assistants take it down. Whereas I went out there and just knocked it out by myself. A lot of planning
Angeline Compau:he's saying he's better than you.
Josh Smith:I needed some car batteries. I needed some tarp. I needed 500 feet of nylon rope. There was a lot like
Rebecca Smith:you sound like a murder like a murderers list.
Josh Smith:I had boards I had old T shirts and duct tape to you know get everything else I mean this thing is put together
Rebecca Smith:now, is it going to stand up for the first snow we shall see.
Angeline Compau:Oh,
Josh Smith:I I'm pretty optimistic.
Rebecca Smith:You're gonna have to go and brush off snow every time it snows though.
Josh Smith:what do we think about that Jasper.
Angeline Compau:He likes his years played
Josh Smith:he does
Angeline Compau:he's got soft ears, I like playing with them.
Josh Smith:He sleeps pretty hard to you be amazed how hard this dog can sleep. I was amazed he got up with me to go outside this morning. Normally, you know he's hard to get out of bed. But as I walked up the stairs at like 510 He just came running up I was like we don't take walks in the dark.
Rebecca Smith:We got a comment on our website Josh for a correction for one of Angilene's topics.
Angeline Compau:Of course it was mine.
Rebecca Smith:It's it should have been mine. I've every time I talk it's always inaccurate. I think it's from somebody that we don't know which was cool.
Josh Smith:Was it somebody from Ireland or Amsterdam?
Rebecca Smith:I don't know.
Angeline Compau:Who knows.
Rebecca Smith:And we got money.
Josh Smith:How much money
Rebecca Smith:we got five coffees
Angeline Compau:how much money
Josh Smith:five coffees. I would love a coffee right now actually,
Rebecca Smith:you know who got us coffees.
Josh Smith:Joe Ashley,
Rebecca Smith:no, I told you.
Josh Smith:I forgot who
Rebecca Smith:Christian Allard
Josh Smith:Oh, Mr. Christian, Mr. Sorry,
Rebecca Smith:Mr. Christian oh the time has come
Josh Smith:I think it's actually Mr. Vice President Allard. If I'm correct?
Rebecca Smith:Yes.
Josh Smith:His latest title
Rebecca Smith:so Is that all you have for this round
Josh Smith:it is it is I'm gonna go research topics
Rebecca Smith:do you know anything about Warren G. Harding?
Josh Smith:Warren G the rapper? That's the only one I know.
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah. What'd he say regulate
Rebecca Smith:regulators,
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:mount up
Josh Smith:No, I don't know anything about Warren G. Harding other than the school in the Christmas story was Warren G. Harding elementary school.
Angeline Compau:Oh nice! I love that they named it that
Josh Smith:Life could be really rough at Warren G. Harding elementary. I'm pretty sure that that's what it was. I have to look it up but
Angeline Compau:they named his school after
Josh Smith:Warren G. Harding
Angeline Compau:a guy that cheated on his wife and had a baby out of wedlock. With his mistress
Josh Smith:I'm pretty sure A lot of presidents did that.
Rebecca Smith:And named his penis Jerry, do you think that?
Angeline Compau:More than that we know.
Rebecca Smith:Do you think that a person's personal life should be taken into consideration as a presidential candidate?
Josh Smith:Well, yeah, you can't say you can't say no. Because I mean, what if it's some dude that, you know, goes down and beats people to death? You know? That's important to know.
Angeline Compau:Okay, that's important.
Josh Smith:What if it's, what if it's a 60 year old man that's out boning 18 year olds while legal? I'd want to know that before I voted for him.
Angeline Compau:I don't know if you if
Josh Smith:you know, it's something you might want to know
Angeline Compau:that beating people that does. Other people beating the president off different.
Josh Smith:So you wouldn't mind if you're 60 year old? I'm just a 60 year old president was laying into some 18 year old chicks
Angeline Compau:if their okay with it too.
Rebecca Smith:If it's all consensual?
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Josh Smith:I don't know, I mean,
Angeline Compau:if it doesn't have any effect on how he leads our country,
Josh Smith:or what if he was a dog beater?
Angeline Compau:That's not cool,
Josh Smith:not necessairly illegal. But you'd want to know that he beats dogs.
Angeline Compau:Okay, then I would never vote for him. But I wouldn't if he beat people either.
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:can't be abusive.
Josh Smith:That's my point. That's his personal life. But he beats dogs. I probably wouldn't vote for him.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:yeah.
Angeline Compau:True.
Josh Smith:When you're running for public office, some of your life becomes public.
Angeline Compau:Okay. Some of it. Some of it.
Josh Smith:Yeah.
Angeline Compau:But like, who your boning on the side that
Josh Smith:you and your wife are into ass play that probably doesn't come into the public eye. If you and your wife
Rebecca Smith:what if you and your wife have an open marriage, and
Angeline Compau:that's true.
Rebecca Smith:And people are saying, Oh, you cheat, blah blah.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Josh Smith:I'm not sure I'd be worried about that. But what if you and your wife were into, like, literally, you know, public ass play with, you know, 30 people at a time. I might not vote for you. I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:Why not? I'd be like Yeah.
Josh Smith:I mean, I think that was Bill Clinton, by the way, but I'm just kidding.
Rebecca Smith:30 people, no
Angeline Compau:maybe? Who's to say, What if, What if you found out the presidential candidate and his wife are swingers? Yes.
Josh Smith:That wouldn't really bother me.
Angeline Compau:I see. Okay, now what if they're swingers and they beat dogs? Totally different. Right?
Josh Smith:No, exactly, it's personal life.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. But who they're banging on the side? I don't know. That doesn't bother me.
Josh Smith:I don't know. So you could say like, you find out that he, you know, you find out that he's cheating on his wife. That matters, because it means you can't trust this dude. Like, you should have gotten divorced. And there's your personal life comes into play when you're running from public office, if you don't want to do that don't run.
Angeline Compau:How are you supposed to know? When you're like, Okay, so, you're like, 31 and you're like cheating on your wife, and you are doing some stuff. But now you're 70 Fucking five. And you don't know that all this stuff is gonna comeout. You can't you can't know that.
Josh Smith:There's gonna be a statute of limitations. To be honest. I agree. There needs to be a statute of limitations
Rebecca Smith:of how long
Josh Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:yeah,
Josh Smith:I don't know. But you know,
Angeline Compau:so what you're saying is, you got you're gonna stop cheating now. So when you run for president...
Josh Smith:I just want to be clear to the listeners. I'm not going to stop cheating.
Angeline Compau:what if I never knew that I wanted to run for president late like, later on. And I did a whole bunch of shady shit. Cuz I was like, I don't care I'm not running
Josh Smith:you already did the shady shit.
Angeline Compau:Exactly
Josh Smith:This is actually a real scenario.
Angeline Compau:Exactly. That's why I'm bringing it up.
Josh Smith:That's alright. So audience.
Rebecca Smith:Angeline for President
Josh Smith:Will you consider forgiving Angeline so that she can run for president? Are you 35 yet?
Rebecca Smith:Everybody, go on our website
Angeline Compau:No I'm not 35. Don't you have to be 45?
Josh Smith:I thought you had to be 35. But I'm not sure.
Angeline Compau:I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:No, I think it is 35? Because I don't think Kennedy was 45
Josh Smith:were you born in United States. And are you actually a citizen? I just need to know.
Angeline Compau:As far as I know. Yes.
Josh Smith:You look Slavic. That's why I'm asking.
Angeline Compau:Is that for real? Because that's kind of cool.
Josh Smith:No, you don't look Slavic. I said the slovs. I was I was saying they would say and how Slavic women were really pretty our friends that traveled, traveled there. And I said, What about the men and they did not have kind of things to say
Rebecca Smith:about the Slavic men
Josh Smith:It wasn't me Slavic men.
Rebecca Smith:So would you vote for Angeline?
Josh Smith:I would not.
Angeline Compau:I've done some shady shit
Rebecca Smith:really?
Angeline Compau:I know nothing about politics, but I could wing it. I could wing it
Rebecca Smith:you could wing it.
Angeline Compau:I could wing it. I just have to hire
Rebecca Smith:here's what here's what would happen
Angeline Compau:a really good administration behind me. I know who to hire
Rebecca Smith:Angeline would become president
Angeline Compau:Yup.
Rebecca Smith:And then like we'd find out all sorts of covered up shit.
Angeline Compau:Oh, Yeah, you would
Rebecca Smith:Angeline would reveal all secrets.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. But it would have nothing to do with my ability to run the country.
Josh Smith:My very first question, Angeline is Is there are there aliens?
Rebecca Smith:Yes. The government already admitted that
Josh Smith:that'd be my very did the government really admit there's aliens?
Rebecca Smith:yeah
Josh Smith:What government
Rebecca Smith:our government
Josh Smith:said we have discovered aliens
Angeline Compau:Let's google it
Rebecca Smith:said that it wasn't Yeah, that the alien all that shit area 51 It's all true.
Josh Smith:I feel like if our government came out and announced that aliens had visited us, I wouldn't have missed that. I know that I don't catch a lot. it'd be like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. We landed on the moon.
Rebecca Smith:Just saying. I would vote for you and Angeline
Angeline Compau:Thank you.
Josh Smith:I would not but I would like to know what what's up with the aliens?
Rebecca Smith:maybe you could be her chief of staff.
Angeline Compau:Did they? Did they admit to aliens or just UFOs
Rebecca Smith:Oh, isn't that the same thing?
Angeline Compau:No,
Josh Smith:no.
Angeline Compau:They just admitted to UFOs
Josh Smith:unidentified, flying object
Rebecca Smith:I think it's the same and I feel like it's the same thing
Angeline Compau:anything can be an unidentified flying object.
Josh Smith:If we catapulted Angeline across the lake and she flew through and people didn't know. That would be an unidentified flying object. That's not an alien. Although,
Rebecca Smith:wow.
Josh Smith:Are you in fact of this planet Angeline?
Rebecca Smith:Do you believe in aliens Josh?
Angeline Compau:Don't look for my belly button.
Josh Smith:Oh, no, it's not good.
Angeline Compau:Nope. Don't look.
Josh Smith:Did your cord just went up your anus? Is that what it was?
Angeline Compau:Yes.
Josh Smith:I don't know if I I don't know. It's been a lot of stuff out there. I want to believe in them.
Angeline Compau:Oh, I do.
Josh Smith:I want to believe in the universe that we're not alone and that there's some cool shit out there. Like, Dune
Rebecca Smith:Oh, God yes. Do you believe in Sasquatch?
Josh Smith:I do.
Angeline Compau:Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:You do? Shut up!
Josh Smith:I don't know that they or it is still alive. But I think at some point for sure
Rebecca Smith:really?
Josh Smith:too many things
Angeline Compau:I don't know
Rebecca Smith:I don't know about that one either, you and Jason, would get along. Well. You believe in ghosts.
Josh Smith:Oh, for sure.
Angeline Compau:Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:you believe in? Angels and Demons?
Josh Smith:Yes.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Josh Smith:I believe that children are our future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way. Angeline, if you could show them all the beauty you possess inside.
Angeline Compau:There's that much.
Rebecca Smith:Give them a sense of pride.
Angeline Compau:I'll try.
Josh Smith:Come on.
Angeline Compau:I'll do what I can, but
Josh Smith:yeah, Angeline if you could just let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be. do you not know the words of the song Angeline?
Angeline Compau:I know the song but no, I don't know the words
Josh Smith:you decided long ago to name your cat penetration. And that sort of puts out the wave.
Rebecca Smith:Never to walk in anyone shadow.
Josh Smith:You know what if you fail if you succeed?
Rebecca Smith:at least you lived as you believed
Angeline Compau:what does my cat's name have to do with my ability to run the country
Josh Smith:no matter what they take from you. Actually, you can't say you don't have any dignity. So you're fucked?
Angeline Compau:I feel like that's an excellent quality to have.
Josh Smith:I can't believe you if you would've known the words of the song we could have had a third part of the tripod.
Angeline Compau:You guys no
Rebecca Smith:you ruined it
Josh Smith:we're fucking unicycling over here again.
Angeline Compau:Pick a better song, that one sucks
Josh Smith:That's the point of it that it sucks
Angeline Compau:it's a sucky ass song.
Josh Smith:it got sang by sexual chocolate.
Angeline Compau:Ew, What?
Rebecca Smith:did you see Coming to America?
Angeline Compau:No.
Rebecca Smith:Oh my God,
Angeline Compau:no,
Rebecca Smith:I can't with you
Angeline Compau:I know.
Josh Smith:let me ask you something. If I said no soup for you, would you get the reference?
Angeline Compau:I mean, yeah, I get it,
Rebecca Smith:she knows that one.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. I get that one. I do. I find it funny? No,
Rebecca Smith:she doesn't know like, movies.
Josh Smith:Oh,
Rebecca Smith:No not. Some I do.
Josh Smith:Do you know, the only person that's even better than he's up there is probably better than Juliette in terms like you and I always quoting movies, the one person that could probably beat Juliette. I mean, none of them could do as well as us. Which is kind of an insult to us. Not other folks. Steve Houle.
Rebecca Smith:Oh, really?
Josh Smith:You'd be shocked. Steve Houle knows them all.
Rebecca Smith:That's Good.
Josh Smith:Loves the Breakfast Club.
Angeline Compau:See, I've seen that
Josh Smith:Married?
Rebecca Smith:Married
Angeline Compau:That's 16 candles.
Josh Smith:Good point
Rebecca Smith:That's funny because Ella was telling me about about Saturday school. That they do you Saturday school?
Angeline Compau:What?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:Like from Breakfast Club.
Rebecca Smith:That's what I said and she's like, yeah, uh huh...
Josh Smith:you mean detention right?
Angeline Compau:Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:yeah, but it's called Saturday school.
Josh Smith:when I was in school. detention was after school.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah, I never thought the breakfast that's weird. But yeah. She said, Oh my gosh,
Angeline Compau:I would be so pissed off. If I got in trouble. And they were like, well, you have to come in on Saturday. Now I'd be like, Oh, no.
Rebecca Smith:Yeah,
Angeline Compau:fuck that.
Josh Smith:Especially if you got to work.
Angeline Compau:Yeah, some kids work. Yeah. What do you suppose to do
Josh Smith:most kids worked? You didn't work in high school
Angeline Compau:no, not like I did but like under the table type stuff I don't like work work
Josh Smith:You worked in high school, didn't you?
Rebecca Smith:Yeah. Not until like Junior year.
Josh Smith:Summers and then
Rebecca Smith:When you could drive
Angeline Compau:when you're 16
Josh Smith:when you could drive drove my parents 1984 Lincoln Towncar.
Angeline Compau:Oh, that's another thing. What if you got like the Breakfast Club? You're in trouble. You got to go to Saturday school and your parents have to drop you off wouldn't they be pissed.
Josh Smith:I think they showed that in that.
Angeline Compau:Yeah. Yeah, my mom would be like uh, No. Like what?
Josh Smith:Well, Mr. You find a way to study. That's a good line. I love that. All right. I'm gonna let you get your show. I think I think of some topics.
Rebecca Smith:Okay.
Josh Smith:Before I go, would you like to take a hamburger home?
Angeline Compau:Okay.
Josh Smith:Vennison burger
Rebecca Smith:oh god.
Josh Smith:Is it gamey?
Rebecca Smith:No
Angeline Compau:You'd tell me
Josh Smith:honey was it gamey
Rebecca Smith:no
Josh Smith:I used a lot of spices.
Angeline Compau:Okay,
Rebecca Smith:k, bye
Angeline Compau:is there cheese on it?
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