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This week, Rebecca takes on the Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky scandal in honor of the upcoming FX series,Impeachment: American Crime Story. Josh comes on to talk about what it means to take responsibility for something now a days. Are there consequences?? Be sure to check out our website to leave us questions and comments!!
Angeline Compau:
Loosen up the waist bands. Settle in people. I'm pulling up my waistband over my gut. Getting comfortable for the next hour that we're gonna we're gonna chat
Rebecca Smith:
So, what's new? I already know what's new, so I know we're talking about it.
Angeline Compau:
Literally nothing new! I went to, I went t a bridal shower today. My, one of my friends. Her name's Kelly, she's
Rebecca Smith:
Oh yeah, who's was that? she's getting married in November. Are you in this wedding too, Or no?
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay,
Angeline Compau:
Nope, I'm, I just get to be a bystander which is great. I can. I can embarrass myself and not her.
Rebecca Smith:
Yay!
Angeline Compau:
She doesn't know me if she needs to, no, I'm just kidding. I would never do that.
Rebecca Smith:
As I do
Angeline Compau:
No. Oh, no, we have several friends that are alcoholics that we don't talk about that aren't invited because of that.
Rebecca Smith:
Nice.
Angeline Compau:
So, I'm not going to embarrass anybody and it's going to be cool.
Rebecca Smith:
And it's gonna be okay.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. What else have you been up to, you worked out week, did, you didn't go out this weekend at all? Other then today.
Angeline Compau:
No, not really. yesterday. You know what? I stayed in and watched? Columbo
Rebecca Smith:
What?
Angeline Compau:
I love, I love that show.
Rebecca Smith:
I was, it was 11 o'clock last night and I so wanted to text you and be like are you at Coyote Joe's?
Angeline Compau:
If you texted me and said, Hey, I'm down to go. I would have I would have put my pants on right away. Because I was up. I was watching Colombo. I was
Rebecca Smith:
Why Colombo?
Angeline Compau:
I don't know it was on and I got so into it. It was so good.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my god.
Angeline Compau:
My dad told me about he goes you like Murder, She Wrote. You'll really like Columbo.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
he was right. I love Columbo. Just one more thing. If you know, you know, I don't know.
Rebecca Smith:
The guy Kirk that I used to do work for, he watched Columbo all the time.
Angeline Compau:
It's so good. If you guys my true crimer friends. Columbo is so good. He's so good. You gotta, watch it.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. Yeah. Columbo. Okay. So I know that I said, we're starting our new series, right?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
On, we were gonna do like,
Angeline Compau:
You messing with me?
Rebecca Smith:
scary horror stuff. But I'm gonna mess with you for a second.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
for this week.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
only because I think for November, what we were going to do were political scandals, because it's an election month or whatever, because November's elections happen in November.
Angeline Compau:
Right. Right.
Rebecca Smith:
But that new series is starting on FX, that American Crime Story impeachment about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.
Angeline Compau:
Ohhhh,
Rebecca Smith:
So I thought well, maybe I'll get this in before that starts so people can go into that informed.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
so I'm hijacking this week and I'm gonna do Bill and Monica
Angeline Compau:
inform me too, because like I know about it, but I don't know about it.
Rebecca Smith:
I know that was me to, like I knew, but I wasn't really paying attention.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Cuz I was you know, whatever,
Angeline Compau:
right
Rebecca Smith:
So I watched this documentary on Hulu. It what's it called? Truth and Lies the Truth and Lies documentary.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
on Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. And wow.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
it's like,
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
it's like, so sad.
Angeline Compau:
Scandalous!
Rebecca Smith:
It's so scandalous. I don't even know where to start. What do you know?
Angeline Compau:
I know that he did not have sexual relations with that woman. That's what I know.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes, yes. Yes. Okay. So basically, he was a governor in Arkansas. Right. He was governor of Arkansas in 1988. was thinking about becoming the Democratic National. You know,
Angeline Compau:
President,
Rebecca Smith:
the
Angeline Compau:
candidate
Rebecca Smith:
candidate, yes,
Angeline Compau:
yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
That's it, bingo. So it was he was thinking about doing it. And this guy, Gary Hart, was actually the front runner for the the Democratic Party, right. Then this scandal breaks with this candidate, Gary Hart.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
and he has to go on because he was publicly accused of having an extramarital affair. And this and that. So this whole thing broke. He had to go on admit what he did, like one of those big news conferences whenever where his wife is standing behind, like, totally like that show The Good Wife, but yeah, so so that news breaks and basically ends his candidacy for President. So that whole scandal happened. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton is governor of Arkansas and it's basically like a known womanizer. So in 88 like he had the opportunity to step up and become the candidate but because that whole scandal broke, and him knowing like
Angeline Compau:
he was a known womanizer
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
like that was everybody knew?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my god, and he still had the nerve to deny?
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my god, it gets so much better.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, gosh, good. Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
So he said, Okay, so I'm not going to do that now.
Angeline Compau:
All right, i'm gonna keep it in my pants.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm gonna check it back and not have anything to do with that kind of distance myself, let all of the fervor whatever die down. And then so President Bush became president. Then after that, four years, runs that all kind of disappears in people's minds.
Angeline Compau:
He's just gonna have sex with his potato looking wife.
Rebecca Smith:
Harsh
Angeline Compau:
I'm sorry. I like Hillary
Rebecca Smith:
I don't think she was potato looking in the beginning.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I don't know. She is now,
Rebecca Smith:
no,
Angeline Compau:
sorry. Hey, I got nothing against you. You cool as hell! You just look like a potato. You're just not as good looking as...
Rebecca Smith:
Monica Lewinsky.
Angeline Compau:
yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, so that's my story.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
Just kidding. Um, so, four years goes by, and they decide okay, yeah. So in the meantime, like, they're very ambitious Bill and Hillary are very ambitious couple, you know, they're,
Angeline Compau:
oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
politically savvy, and this and that. And they just are looking for ways and ways and ways and ways and ways to get ahead.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So the first he runs for president, obviously, you know, wins. But during all of like this campaign stuff, like stuff just keeps coming out like about him. Like, there was accusations of him being like a draft Dodger. And not I mean, the womanizer stuff comes much later, like the bulk of it does. There were rumors about it, but the draft Dodger thing was like, the biggest one. And so basically, what he is saying is like, I'm not a draft order. I wasn't a draft Dodger. I was chosen, but my number didn't come up until super later. And by that time, I don't know. I don't know how he explained it away. But basiclly that he's not this draft dodger which was a big deal back then, like
Angeline Compau:
he has an excuse
Rebecca Smith:
for everything.
Angeline Compau:
Okay. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay, so then comes this scandal, this whitewater scandal. So basically, they get in business with this guy. McMurdaugh, I think his name was, and he's like an investor, like, Oh, I got this bridge in Hawaii to sell ya, this kinda guy, I guess,
Angeline Compau:
whoo,
Rebecca Smith:
they get involved with him. And this guy's super shady, like the super shady investments and stuff like that kind of almost like a known crook, but they still get involved with this guy. And so then this all comes out. So this they they appoint, like the special prosecutor to investigate, you know, shady dealings and how the Clintons are involved in the shady dealings of this guy that invests in property, so to speak, or whatever.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, okay, bad news.
Rebecca Smith:
So all of this is going on, he's still fucking gets elected president. Like,
Angeline Compau:
because he can get the saxophone. So good. Have you heard his jazz?
Rebecca Smith:
I think I think it was like, like, the way that he explained all of this stuff, I think, from what I remember, it was like, at first it was deny, deny, deny. And then,
Angeline Compau:
It's recreational like, things about drug use came out and it was, Oh, yeah, I partook in marijuana, but I didn't inhale. I know that all that kind of stupid stuff,
Rebecca Smith:
right? But so then he was portrayed, they kind of turned it around and started portraying him as like this flawed person that is now reformed of his bad ways. So can't you relate to this person that has made mistakes in his life, but is now on a better track of whatever you can become president
Angeline Compau:
Yes? Now I
Rebecca Smith:
He's like the every man, right?
Angeline Compau:
I love where they went with that.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
genius.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, so he's like the every man, anybody can relate to him and mistakes that you've made in your past and not wanting to be judged for them in the present
Angeline Compau:
Oh his PR crew. They were on point.
Rebecca Smith:
Absolutely!
Angeline Compau:
Oh, man, are they good?
Rebecca Smith:
Absolutely. So he wins the presidency. Right?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Then comes one of the first like, I guess, big sexual harassment claims, which was Paula Jones. So this woman, Paula Jones, accuses him of sexual harassment. The difference in this one being that it happened when he was the governor of Arkansas, which everybody already knew that he was a womanizer. Right?
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
The problem is with this one is that she had people to corroborate her story.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
and so then that became a bigger deal.
Angeline Compau:
What was?
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, Hello? Oh, sorry.
Angeline Compau:
Put your phone on silent!
Rebecca Smith:
I know.
Angeline Compau:
You rude.
Rebecca Smith:
I know.
Angeline Compau:
Just kidding.
Rebecca Smith:
So she has people to corroborate her story. I guess there were two state troopers that they were they were somewhere and I don't know they got
Angeline Compau:
what were the the accusations Exactly. What did he do?
Rebecca Smith:
that he had a sexually inappropriate affair with this woman.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, they were boning
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, okay.
Rebecca Smith:
Pretty much
Angeline Compau:
cool.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So
Angeline Compau:
cool.
Rebecca Smith:
The state troopers were there to corroborate her story. So it becomes like this big investigation.
Angeline Compau:
Were they watching?
Rebecca Smith:
No, but this dude Kenneth Starr gets appointed as a special prosecutor for it.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
So they bring it to the judge, the judge dismisses it saying you guys don't have really enough evidence or whatever.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
so they're in the process of appealing this. Okay. So this this is like, right around the time of his. He's about to be reelected. I believe. I from what I understand, okay, I don't know all of these dates are like, so muddled, because so many things were happening, like, at the same time,
Angeline Compau:
yeah, that's confusing,
Rebecca Smith:
and i'm like, geez, man. I can't keep them straight. There's so much shit. Okay. So Monica Lewinsky started there as an intern, she was 22. In 1998.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, nice.
Rebecca Smith:
There was, or no. Before 98.
Angeline Compau:
When was he president? What years?
Rebecca Smith:
94
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
and then you serve two terms.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, did he?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
I didn't even know that.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, because the first term was all of that whitewater crap. And Paula Jones had just started and the second term was when Monica Lewinsky really came into play. So well he started it during his first term, okay, but people didn't know about it until the second term. So starting in the first term, Monica Lewinsky is an intern at the White House, right?
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Rebecca Smith:
So what happened is there was a government shutdown in 1998. During the government shutdown, everybody, everybody runs on like a skeleton crew. However, the interns are allowed to stay. So basically, you have all of these young interns, and like a skeleton crew of White House aides and staff or whatever
Angeline Compau:
it sounds like fun.
Rebecca Smith:
So Monica Lewinsky was pegged as like you know, the girl that was like, do late night pizza runs and you know, stuff like that to bring in food and this and that, so she starts like this flirtation with the President. Okay?
Angeline Compau:
Ah, huh.
Rebecca Smith:
He starts flirting back with her.
Angeline Compau:
Uh huh.
Rebecca Smith:
So then she decides that Okay, I'm going to start I'm going to make a move. I'm just going to make a move and see what happens.
Angeline Compau:
She's gonna touch his penis real quick.
Rebecca Smith:
So when she does this is what she does. There. Okay. So they have the Oval Office and then they have like a little office off to the side and that's they say that's where the President really does. Most of his work is in this little side office,
Angeline Compau:
Oh where he does most of his work?
Rebecca Smith:
But um, because the Oval Office is mostly for formal meetings and stuff like that.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
So they're in this little office, him and Monica, and she decides that she's going to flash her thong at him.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, wow. Wow, whoa. Scandalous
Rebecca Smith:
Jasper's wagging his tail.
Angeline Compau:
He knows I'm excited.
Rebecca Smith:
So yeah, so she's gonna flash him. Her thong. So she does that and he doesn't like immediately say What the fuck are you doing Get out of my office or whatever he kind of,
Angeline Compau:
he's like hell yeah
Rebecca Smith:
He gets turned on by her right?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So then she admits to like having a crush on him and this and that. And so they start like this little flirty thing back and forth. To the point where she's like, blowing him under the desk. Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
Uh, yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
he's on she's like, I think she said she clearly remembers him being on the phone with some congressmen talking about sending troops into somewhere while she's giving him a blowjob and
Angeline Compau:
I feel like it was helping him think better it's for the country guys. It was for America. Blowjobs for America. She's just very patriotic.
Rebecca Smith:
She's very patriotic and very then there was a discussion about like, one of the things was that he would like fuck her with a cigar
Angeline Compau:
No, thank you. I
Rebecca Smith:
basiclly take like a cigar and put it up or hoo ha.
Angeline Compau:
No, thank you.
Rebecca Smith:
and then smoke it.
Angeline Compau:
Gross she's gonna have cancer.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, I don't think it was it wasn't lit
Angeline Compau:
she was smoking it. no, just kidding.
Rebecca Smith:
Gross.
Angeline Compau:
No, I wouldn't even want it, ew, that's dirty! just sorry, that was loud. But it's,
Rebecca Smith:
it's gross.
Angeline Compau:
It's sick.
Rebecca Smith:
He's a disgusting person.
Angeline Compau:
You little pervert.
Rebecca Smith:
So all of this stuff is happening. So his aides and everybody in the White House sees kind of I mean, you can't miss what's going on. Right?
Angeline Compau:
She's got gum stuck to the top of her head guys.
Unknown:
They started to get really nervous because now it's coming up on re election. So they can't have this happening when they have to have him focused on
Angeline Compau:
right
Rebecca Smith:
reelection and possibly running the country.
Angeline Compau:
right, I mean...
Rebecca Smith:
forget the whole running the country stuff right now we gotta get re elected.
Angeline Compau:
We got an election guys! Guys, people are gonna vote.
Rebecca Smith:
So they decide that she needs to be transferred out of the White House, so they transfer her to the Pentagon.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
she's 22 she's having an affair with the President. She thinks like they're in an actual relationship like she's totally in love with him.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I'm sure
Rebecca Smith:
and god knows what he thought was happening but probably just another
Angeline Compau:
this is a really good cigar
Rebecca Smith:
disgusting.
Angeline Compau:
I know, it's so gross
Rebecca Smith:
that's so gross. She gets transferred to the Pentagon where she, where she befriends this woman by the name of linda tripp. linda tripp served under the Bush administration. And all she ever wanted was to work in the White House this and that. Well, when Clinton got elected, they kept her on staff, but they transferred her to the Pentagon. So she was kind of resentful about that she was a Republican, she was not happy about a democratic president, whatever. So all of that, and now she befriends Monica Lewinsky. Monica Lewinsky tells her
Angeline Compau:
bad idea
Rebecca Smith:
about this affair
Angeline Compau:
bad idea,
Rebecca Smith:
with the president under the guise that they're friends like, this is my girlfriend, I can confide in her, you know, I trust her. She's an older, wiser woman, she can advise me on things.
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Exactly.
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
So linda tripp is peddling a book that she wants to write. She goes to her literary agent, and kind of mentioned about I have this friend at the Pentagon that claims to be having this affair with the President. And the lady's like, well, how, how much do you believe her? And she goes, Well, I kind of totally believe her. Because I mean, she's giving some pretty specific information. She's like, I have some dates and some stuff written down. But I don't know. And the literary agents like, well, what you need to do then is find a way how are you mainly communicating with her? And she's like phone calls, and she goes, you got to find a way to document it better. So Linda tripp starts taping their phone calls
Angeline Compau:
Linda's a bad friend.
Rebecca Smith:
Linda's not a friend at all.
Angeline Compau:
No,
Rebecca Smith:
because you clearly hear the literary agent tell her like, you know, this poor girl is gonna get raked over the coals. If this ever comes out, like
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Are you prepared to lose her or the friend and Linda Tripp's like, Yeah, yeah, I don't care. I don't care. like totally heartless.
Angeline Compau:
Wow, horrible, nasty bitch.
Rebecca Smith:
But she looks at it as her civic duty to report what the President is actually doing and that he's, you know, this type of person. And I don't know, whatever
Angeline Compau:
I don't like you, Linda.
Rebecca Smith:
So now she starts recording. She has all of these like dates and stuff like that written down. So now she's going back to record conversations. And she has to kind of bring up things again, to get information out of Monica to get that on these tapes. That would be proof or evidence, right?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So Monica has given up all this information about it like and it's so like, in this documentary, they play the tapes and, like some of the snippets of conversations, and she's like, so totally gone in love with this president. I mean, she's like, she calls and she's like, I got to see him for 60 seconds today.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:
And she's like, Okay. and she's like he just so handsome. And oh my
Angeline Compau:
Oh, gosh, she's just so handsome. I just can't take it, you know, and then, then she's like, she, it was, he told me like, that it sucks that I'm not at the white house anymore. But as soon as he gets reelected, he's gonna bring me back. And so she's thinking like, I what they say is like, she actually really did think that he was gonna eventually leave Hillary for her. Like, if he gets reelected, or even after, like, all of that. I mean, so who knows what, probably not, but that's okay.
Rebecca Smith:
I know. I know,
Angeline Compau:
it's okay Monica.
Rebecca Smith:
I know. So you have all of the stuff going on with Paula Jones, all of that. So then finally, linda tripp gets all of this information documented that she wants to have documented. times, dates, encounters,
Angeline Compau:
I'm so disappointed in her
Rebecca Smith:
well, so then she decides to go to the lead prosecutor in the paula jones case Kenneth Starr. And this evidence comes to him right when they're getting ready to depose the president. So now they have information, hard evidence that the President has had an affair with another person, not to mention the rumored affairs with other women in the White House as well that have kind of just kind of gone under the radar or whatever.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So they're getting ready to depose the president in this paula jones case. They now have hard evidence that nobody knows that they have. So the President goes in the're recording the interview. And you see on this documentary they, you see them asking him these questions about paula jones deny, deny, deny, deny, and even Monica Lewinsky on these tapes. It's like if this ever got out, if anybody ever asked me anything, I would deny it. There's no way I would ever implicate him. There's no way I would ever do that. I would totally lie. So basically, she's now saying that she would lie under oath. If anybody was ever asked, or she would just lie. So they're deposing the president. And they're asking him about all of these other women that have come forward. And he's just like, No, no, you know, just kind of blah blah blah. So then they start asking him about Monica Lewinsky. And do you know her? Yeah, she was an intern for me and this and that, and have you ever given her gifts or whatever. And he's like, oh, people give me gifts all the time. He had given her like, a very specific book that he had given to several other women. I guess, like that was his move. But yeah, so he's like, Has she ever given you a gift? And he's like, I don't recall. People give me things all the time? I don't know.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
you know, just kind of basic stuff, then it gets into very more specific,
Angeline Compau:
uh oh,
Rebecca Smith:
things. And, you know, have you had any sexual contact with her? Have you, you know, certain specific things? And he's like, No, no, no, no. And so then they have written down, you know, this is what we mean by sexual contact, and then it's like a list of all of these things. And he's like,
Angeline Compau:
Nope,
Rebecca Smith:
no, I've never had sexual relations with this person. Right,
Angeline Compau:
yes.
Rebecca Smith:
Right. So that's under oath. That automatically is perjury for the President of the United States, which is a felony?
Angeline Compau:
Yes. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
he's in deep shit.
Angeline Compau:
Deep doo doo.
Rebecca Smith:
Then they take Monica Lewinsky and they wire linda tripp, she's going to meet Linda Tripp for lunch. They wire her up, they're talking to her. And they're saying that, you know, she's talking to her asking her specific questions. They get what they need to hear. Then the FBI moves in,
Angeline Compau:
okay?
Rebecca Smith:
They pull Monica out, and don't place her under arrest, but strongly advise her to come with them. They take her to this room and they say, listen, we have this, this and this on tape. We have you saying this, we have you saying this? And she's like, nope, nope, nope. deny, deny, deny, deny, deny.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, no.
Rebecca Smith:
And they're like, the the jig is up, dude. Either you give up this president, or you go to jail for perjury.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, as well. If she should have just went to jail.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, but that's her career. Do you take down your own life for somebody else?
Angeline Compau:
What i was hoping,
Rebecca Smith:
Who is now denying you,
Angeline Compau:
I was hoping that if she went to jail, he would just do that thing where he pardons her and gets her out?
Rebecca Smith:
Well, okay, so so what happens is she's saying no, no, no, no, no, no.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Then he breaks up with her, like officially, like dumps her and says, You can't say anything.
Angeline Compau:
Shut up
Rebecca Smith:
Bla bla. Okay. So at this point, they're both deposed. Nobody knows anything. Right? They finished with that deposition. Paula Jones and her attorneys and everything are like we fucking Got him. Right.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
we know that we have this. He doesn't know that we have this. We know that. He just perjured himself. We fucking Got him.
Angeline Compau:
He doesn't know we know he knows
Rebecca Smith:
Right? You don't know that. I know. You know, we know.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
But so. So then they're kind of like celebrating under the radar. And then there's press like following them around and like they interview this one news guy. And he's like, we couldn't figure out like, why they were so happy with after the deposition of the President, like what had happened that they were so incredibly happy about it, you know, because they were at dinner, and we could see them, like celebrating something. And so then I think it was a reporter for Newsweek or something that got wind of this Monica Lewinsky story. He wrote it, Newsweek shelved it and said, we're not going to run this.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
no, we're not gonna run it. So then Linda Tripps literary agent called up Matt Drudge, and I don't know if you've heard of the Drudge Report?
Angeline Compau:
No,
Rebecca Smith:
now it's like this big show, like a news program show. At the time. It was like this little internet website that would dig up like, you know, kind of like investigative scandals, investigative journalism type stuff, or whatever, say Matt Drudge started it. She calls Matt Drudge, and gives him the story. And he immediately puts it up on his website, and then boom, it's out there. And Monica Lewinsky a household name.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, boy.
Rebecca Smith:
So at this point, everything is he said, she said, we deny you deny whatever. Until you know again now they're they're really threatening Monica with prison time and you're going to be ruined you Why are you protecting this person? That doesn't even care about you?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
he's denied you. He's denied everything.
Angeline Compau:
He broke up with you.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
you guys are dunzo.
Rebecca Smith:
So the one thing the one good thing, that linda tripp advised Monica about was there was a blue dress. Do you know about this?
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
So apparently, one of their encounters in the office. He ejaculated all over her navy blue dress
Angeline Compau:
stop it! stop it right now.
Rebecca Smith:
So Linda is advising Monica and she's like, Listen to me, the blue dress. And Monica is like, Yeah, she goes, I don't care what you do. Take that dress, put it in a bag, lock it away somewhere. She goes, do not touch that dress, don't go get it clean, don't do don't do anything with it. And she's like, why would I do that? And she goes, it's insurance for you, Monica. She goes, if it ever comes out, and this is like before anything I mean, she goes, if it ever comes out, people are not going to believe your story. Unless you have something to corroborate it.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
that dress has his DNA on it. And that corroborate your story.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, okay.
Rebecca Smith:
So that was the one thing that linda tripp did, right by Monica Lewinsky was to tell her to not touch that dress. So that's what she did. So now everybody's saying that you know, it's not true. The President's denying it we're gonna believe what the president says he's the president and
Angeline Compau:
yeah, not some little intern.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. And so now Hillary, they're all on the
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, trying to ruin bandwagon doing all of this PR saying, Oh, this is just a right wing republican thing coming at us. They've been coming at us forever about blah, blah, bl h. We're not going to believe h r. So Monica Lewinsky now tu ns into, like this villain o a person.
Rebecca Smith:
trying to ruin the presidency,
Angeline Compau:
and his marriage
Rebecca Smith:
trying to run his marriage trying to do all of this stuff when she like, didn't want to say anything at all
Angeline Compau:
right?
Rebecca Smith:
Really, it was linda tripp that brought everything out Monica Lindsay was never gonna say anything But now she's in the press being called a fucking
Angeline Compau:
right. liar. And, you know, right wing conspiracy and all this other stuff. So she's like, Fuck that, man. I got this dress. Oh, yeah. All right.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Show me that cum stain.
Rebecca Smith:
I know.
Angeline Compau:
Don't let your kids listen to the show.
Rebecca Smith:
So now they kind of have him by the balls, so to speak.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
they have physical evidence, not just these tapes, not just what Monica is saying. That stuff that can be corroborated as well like through dates and times or whatever.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
By staff by eyewitnesses. Obviously the aides knew everybody knew that. This is who
Angeline Compau:
right?
Rebecca Smith:
He was. So they have the dress in their possession. Kenneth Starr takes the dress. Now this paula jones case is a much bigger deal.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
they end up having to kind of get him by the balls. They have to impeach him.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
yeah. So he it goes through all that. I mean, we just went through an impeachment with President Trump.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
all this stuff. So they voted to impeach him. It was close to the time where he was going to be his term was ending.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So when it went to I don't know, either the House or Senate senate? I don't know. They basically acquitted him. At that point. He had denied it in the public, but then he came out and then it became like, what actually constitutes sexual relations? I mean, it's is oral sex sex because they never really had penetration sex him and Monica
Angeline Compau:
that we know of,
Rebecca Smith:
she says that they never did. So is oral sex sex, Angeline?
Angeline Compau:
Don't ask me. I don't know,
Rebecca Smith:
so with him saying I've never had sexual relations. He was still stand by that saying I never did. We never did. We never had sex.
Angeline Compau:
Okay. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
So then it becomes what do you consider sex?
Angeline Compau:
Like I said, Don't ask me. I don't know
Rebecca Smith:
Well, if you give someone a blow job, would you say you had sex with them?
Angeline Compau:
No,
Rebecca Smith:
I haven't. Yeah, I wouldn't either.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, no.
Rebecca Smith:
I know.
Angeline Compau:
But that is a sexual relation. So that's of sort Is that what she does now?
Rebecca Smith:
that's kind of how he gets around that whole thing. So he ends up getting acquitted of the charges and I don't know, if she does that. Now. She did that whatever. Then Monica Lewinsky becomes a household name. Not for a good thing. You know, kind of like the butt of every joke and horrible for a while, then goes on to, like make purses or for a while. Like, someithing in fashion something like that.
Angeline Compau:
what is she doing with her life?
Rebecca Smith:
Look it up. Paula Jones won her case, by the way.
Angeline Compau:
Well, you know what she needs to thank Monica for that.
Rebecca Smith:
Exactly.
Angeline Compau:
As of September 17 2021. Where is Monica Lewinsky now? She has a new TV show.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
oh, it's just the documentary thing. It's just
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Angeline Compau:
just that show. Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
She did like a one woman like an HBO documentary. Yeah, of just her talking. And there's like several documentaries obviously
Angeline Compau:
yeah. I cannot wait to watch that.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, Paula Jones posed for penthouse magazine.
Angeline Compau:
What? Oh, is she hot? what does she looked like?
Rebecca Smith:
I didn't think she was that pretty but.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my goodness. No. Oh my god, no. Paula Jones. Yikess. You guys Google that. Yeah, no, he Monica was an
Rebecca Smith:
I'm trying to see what she got... found Clinton in upgrade. civil contempt of court for misleading testimony in the Jones case, she ordered Clinton to pay 1202 to the court and an additional $90,000 to Jones's lawyers for expenses incurred, far less than the 496,000 that the lawyers originally requested. So she really didn't get it much for that.
Angeline Compau:
No
Rebecca Smith:
other than to do for the defame dethrone the president.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
What a cool story.
Rebecca Smith:
That's Monica Lewinsky.
Angeline Compau:
I like it.
Rebecca Smith:
So now that whole FX show is coming out about
Angeline Compau:
I want to watch that
Rebecca Smith:
the whole thing.
Angeline Compau:
I want to watch and whatever documentary that you watched on it is that
Rebecca Smith:
it's on Hulu.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I'm watching it. Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
It's called truth and lies. I just I um I went on Hulu and I searched Monica Lewinsky and
Angeline Compau:
I'm gonna watch that
Rebecca Smith:
there's a bunch of things, but that was the one that I just watched. That was really good
Angeline Compau:
how long was it?
Rebecca Smith:
Like an hour?
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I'm watching that tonight.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Oh my gosh. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
It was really good.
Angeline Compau:
Now that you mentioned that blue dress. I saw like old Halloween costumes from back in the day.
Rebecca Smith:
Remember the blue dress and a black Beret, becasue she used to wear that ugly black beret
Angeline Compau:
and and a nice stain on the dress. The stain is that I want to I want to bring that back.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my god.
Angeline Compau:
I'm gonna bring that back this year
Rebecca Smith:
for Halloween?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Look out for my blue dress guys.
Rebecca Smith:
And your Black beret.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, I'll get them. I'll get a beret. Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, she had some unfortunate style choices, but it was in the 1990s
Angeline Compau:
in the 90s.
Rebecca Smith:
That sucks, I never thought he was that cute of a president though. Like
Angeline Compau:
No, I need to Google him too. Yeah, but I don't ever remember.
Rebecca Smith:
Even back then
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Everybody's like oh, he's so handsome. I'm like, what? It's like that whole? Like that whole southern charm thing?
Angeline Compau:
No, he's not at all.
Rebecca Smith:
Now john f kennedy that I get
Angeline Compau:
totally. No, he's not handsome.
Rebecca Smith:
No,
Angeline Compau:
no. And I hate to say this. I feel really bad for their daughter.
Rebecca Smith:
Chelsea.
Angeline Compau:
not cute.
Rebecca Smith:
I think she's pretty now she was
Angeline Compau:
she got better. Yeah, she definitely got better.
Rebecca Smith:
She had a glow up.
Angeline Compau:
She did I'll give her that.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't know what's interesting is that my that knowing all of this womanizing and stuff, but Hillary stood by him. But they were saying to like in this documentary like Hillary's not an idiot. She knew
Angeline Compau:
Oh, hell yeah she knew,
Rebecca Smith:
that if she left him. That ruins her life, too. She wouldn't have been senator, she wouldn't be able to been able to move on. But I don't know if that's true.
Angeline Compau:
She probably could have.
Rebecca Smith:
I think she could have to. But they say that she needed him to have that platform.
Angeline Compau:
Well, it worked out for her anyway.
Rebecca Smith:
So yeah, like she'd given interviews and they're like, really the only people that should have been concerned about this whole thing. Were me and Chelsea because it involves our
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
our
Angeline Compau:
family
Rebecca Smith:
betrayal. It was our betrayal.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Not not really the American public.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
But it does bring into question, I guess, character. But man, look at all that shit. He did. And I don't know. I'm not gonna say it.
Angeline Compau:
I think everybody's got skeletons in their closet.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, of course, I do think that too.
Angeline Compau:
It just sucks that some people have to come to light.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
totally. When it's I honestly I don't think it has anything to do with your ability to be president. But
Rebecca Smith:
I think it's selective memory as far as like, you look at Trump. And then you look at how beloved Clinton is as an ex president, and I'm like, it's fucked up memory people because everything that bill clinton did was womanizing, everything. And at the time, they had portrayed Monica Lewinsky as a victim or as as the
Angeline Compau:
villain,
Rebecca Smith:
the villain, when really she was the victim. She was the victim of this powerful man. She was 22 years old.
Angeline Compau:
I don't know if she was a victim.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm not saying but I think that definitely,
Angeline Compau:
I mean, she wasn't the villain. They both were guilty, but
Rebecca Smith:
I don't know. I think that there's a certain corruption with power. When you're that close to a powerful man. He very well could have said to her, no, I this isn't something that is going to happen. I'm in this position. I'm married. I'm this I'm that.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah. for sure.
Rebecca Smith:
He took advantage of her just as much.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, but she wanted it.
Rebecca Smith:
I know she wanted it. But Gee,
Angeline Compau:
I'm just sayin! He could have said no, they both could have done the right thing they chose not to, but yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't know. I think she's 22 you're in your 40s.
Angeline Compau:
shady,
Rebecca Smith:
shady boots.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
shady boots
Angeline Compau:
coo coo pants and shady boots. I like your little terms.
Rebecca Smith:
Thank you. So okay, that's my rant on President Clinton.
Angeline Compau:
I have a rant. Before curmudgeon comes.
Rebecca Smith:
Is it about curmudgeon?
Angeline Compau:
. No, no, it's about my mom.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh no
Angeline Compau:
so I don't know if people know this, I'm going to tell you. I speak with swear words on the regular not just for this podcast. It's not just for you.
Rebecca Smith:
This isn't just show people.
Angeline Compau:
This isn't just the show. And if my mom tells me one more time, not to swear, and not to use profanity in her presence, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
Rebecca Smith:
Really?
Angeline Compau:
She's like stop speaking like that. Just stop. I don't want to hear it. Stop it. Who taught you to talk like that? I didn't teach you that. I didn't raise you that way. And I'm like, Ma'am, I'm just speaking. This is just my and I use fuckc as an adjective and as an adverb. I describe it with things I do. I use it for everything. She doesn't like it. I'm getting real irritated if she tells me one more time to stop.i'm gonna get real mad. So that's my rant. I use this is just how I speak. Get over it, lady.
Rebecca Smith:
I try not to but when I'm around, you no,
Angeline Compau:
I know,
Rebecca Smith:
no, I I don't know. Sometimes it just comes out. It does come out of me. Like I notice it more like when I'm with my friends, but don't swear like my friend Lisa.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And I'm just like, oh god. I should't have said that
Angeline Compau:
I Know when to not? I do. Like today,
Rebecca Smith:
sometimes it's hard to hold it in like I forget.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. No, like today when I was at the bridal shower, and I was sitting with people that I was like, I'm not going to use those words.
Rebecca Smith:
When You're in the comfort of your own home.
Angeline Compau:
And I if I want to describe something and say, like, you don't fucking remember that. And
Rebecca Smith:
to your mom?
Angeline Compau:
yeah, she's like, you don't have to say, fucking every time you say anything. I'm like, oh my god. It's not that big of a deal lady like I just it just came out. It is what it is. Now. Like, I'd like to say that you don't have to use those words all the time. I'm like, ma'am,
Rebecca Smith:
that's coming from Angelenos wearing a shirt that says I love to fart.
Angeline Compau:
I think my mom is really disappointed in me guys. But she should be disappointed herself. You raised me. suck it.
Rebecca Smith:
She didn't raise you to be like that Angeline.
Angeline Compau:
She says that and I'm like, oh my gosh.
Rebecca Smith:
did she ever cuss growing up?
Angeline Compau:
No, no, my mom. She does not swear. She's very prim and proper.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't think my parents ever really used the F word that much that I remember.
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
I remember like watching, like sporting events. And my dad would get really mad. And he'd be like all horseshit, he'd yell that and I'd be like, Oh,
Angeline Compau:
now my dad, my dad swears.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Well, he used to I don't know if he does so much anymore. But my dad always swore like growing up, I would hear everything. And then I have brothers, obviously. So that
Rebecca Smith:
it was never the F or though was always shit or
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, nobody really used the F word.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, I think the F words really come about in the last. With my generation.
Angeline Compau:
It's like the best word. It works for everything. It really is a sentence enhancer. That's from SpongeBob. You should watch that episode. It's so good
Rebecca Smith:
you and your SpongeBob.
Angeline Compau:
It's my generation, I should do a SpongeBob episode that came out when I was nine years old. Eight, eight or nine. grew up on that.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, by the way, we have to talk about the podcast that we did. I don't know when it's coming out.
Angeline Compau:
We did a crossover episode
Rebecca Smith:
we did
Angeline Compau:
hasn't been released yet.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't think it has been released yet. But when it does, we'll let you guys know to go listen to it. It's the books, movies and musicals. Oh, my podcast with Colleen and Elizabeth.
Angeline Compau:
Karen,
Rebecca Smith:
Karen, dang it! Karen and Colleen,
Angeline Compau:
Karen and Colleen,
Rebecca Smith:
I know because this is why I get confused because they use their middle names and they're in the emails.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Rebecca Smith:
it's Karen, Elise and Colleen Elizabeth.
Angeline Compau:
Okay.
Rebecca Smith:
It's like, Oh my gosh, I don't know whose name is whos.
Angeline Compau:
I just remember Karen specifically because I was like, that is not a name you hear for younger people anymore?
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
but they were so cute.
Angeline Compau:
oh I love them.
Rebecca Smith:
And I was so shocked that they actually wanted to do something with us.
Angeline Compau:
They were really good sports about listening to me.
Rebecca Smith:
Talk about the parent trap.
Angeline Compau:
And listening to me swear.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
they were really good sports,
Rebecca Smith:
because I remember when they contacted us, and I'm like, do they listen to our podcast?. Because I've listened to theirs and they don't. They sounded so sweet
Angeline Compau:
I know, I know
Rebecca Smith:
in the podcast on Harry Potter. You know,
Angeline Compau:
I definitely asked them beforehand. How are you about profanities? Is it okay, they're like, Oh, yeah, that's fine.
Rebecca Smith:
I was like, Oh, you shouldn't have on these the Kracken.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. You're getting Uncensored, fully Angeline.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So yeah, so we'll let you guys know when that episode goes up, and yeah, they're super sweet. They're really nice girls.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, it was a good episode.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah. So Alright, let's get the dick bag in here.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
Okay.
Josh Smith:
I heard that
Angeline Compau:
Ahhh
Rebecca Smith:
Now, what do you have to say to her?
Josh Smith:
How was the parking today? I left you a little bit of a challenge?
Rebecca Smith:
I left the garage door open so you could park in there Angeline Did you see it?
Angeline Compau:
I did but I didn't want to I was like this is bullshit why did he park like that? so you know what if he's gonna park like a dick bag I'm gonna park like a dick bag.
Josh Smith:
I did it just to mess with you today
Angeline Compau:
that was stupid
Rebecca Smith:
stupid
Angeline Compau:
i saw that and I was like what is his deal? he knows that's where I park
Josh Smith:
I did I parked and then I made sure the trash can was in the spot where you would pull in.
Angeline Compau:
I saw that too!
Rebecca Smith:
So how did you park?
Angeline Compau:
I just parked behind the garage like he doesn't like with my back end hanging out.
Rebecca Smith:
Nice
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
she did. Yeah, I got first off. Shout out to the Spartans 4 and 0. Go Green go white spartan nation out there. FYI, 4 and 0
Rebecca Smith:
Did you see that comment from john green.
Josh Smith:
oh yeah
Rebecca Smith:
Josh pug Go Green and john green. Our friend john green is like where am I going?
Angeline Compau:
Go Green. That's funny
Josh Smith:
I'd also like to say for my snack for the game, I made a mac and cheese but I also put venison and peppers from the garden with taco mix and onions in it. It was delicious.
Rebecca Smith:
he made his own chili mac
Angeline Compau:
that sounds good
Josh Smith:
But Becky also was made her own normal straight up Kraft macaroni. And I don't understand her.
Angeline Compau:
I don't either! It's so good.
Josh Smith:
It's okay, cuz I eat the rest of it. So basically, I had a box and a half of macaroni and cheese last night,
Angeline Compau:
and I bet it didn't even fill you up. You weren't even full.
Rebecca Smith:
Doesn't matter. He still keeps eathing anyway.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
it did. We had a lot of work I had to do today to work out off a lot of work
Angeline Compau:
a lot of work.
Josh Smith:
I have a question for you Josh before you start. Have you ever gone on a date? And got completely shit faced?
Angeline Compau:
First Date never met somebody before
Josh Smith:
I was gonna say yeah you and I have been.
Rebecca Smith:
that's true
Angeline Compau:
Never met.
Rebecca Smith:
The night we met! That's true.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, you got shit faced first. date?
Rebecca Smith:
We were playing drinking games with Joe and Juliette.
Josh Smith:
I pretty much got shit faced every night back then.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
thanks.
Angeline Compau:
Nice
Josh Smith:
No.
Angeline Compau:
okay
Josh Smith:
not on a date? No.
Rebecca Smith:
No. Like you ask a girl out on a date. You're going to meet somewhere. Do you pre game? cuz You're nervous?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Bad idea. Right?
Josh Smith:
Never thought of it.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, just wondering
Josh Smith:
why is that what happened to you?
Angeline Compau:
no, just asking
Rebecca Smith:
no we're asking for a friend.
Josh Smith:
I need to know, on a first date? Or like 15th date?
Angeline Compau:
No, first.
Rebecca Smith:
No, very first date.
Josh Smith:
That's not good. whoever you friend is, that's no a good sign, just so you know.
Angeline Compau:
Nope
Josh Smith:
All right. That's really not good.
Angeline Compau:
No, it's not.
Josh Smith:
All right.
Rebecca Smith:
was that, like her first, like worst first date ever?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
cuz there's more to this story.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
All right so my....
Rebecca Smith:
Have you ever urinated in a parking lot on a first date?
Josh Smith:
not in a parking lot, but I've urinated not on a date, but I'm sure I've urinated in parking lots before
Rebecca Smith:
like in front of your date?
Josh Smith:
No
Rebecca Smith:
Like you're walking your date to their car and you have to pee so you quick go to their your car. Open the truck door and just piss on the side of your truck.
Josh Smith:
this guy... this doesn't sound good. Oh, this is not good. I mean yeah, I've pissed in a parking lot before when I really had to go at a tailgate event or, you know, like at a concert, you're trying to hide it, but I would never do it on a first date.
Angeline Compau:
Doesn't sound like a good thing to do.
Josh Smith:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my gosh
Josh Smith:
It's not good
Angeline Compau:
No.
Josh Smith:
But that does bring up a topic. You know, I feel like Becky gets mad when there's some sort of hose thrown in the yard and I'm
Rebecca Smith:
When it's unnecessary hose throwing, yes
Josh Smith:
I think in the country here as long as the sun's down and you have to go to the bathroom like you can try to hide behind a tree. But you can pee in your yard out here.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, okay. Yeah, It's in your yard. It's dark.
Josh Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, but it's not necessary.
Rebecca Smith:
I just think it's dumb
Angeline Compau:
you have toilets? you can be civilized.
Rebecca Smith:
Yet, when the power is out, he will pee in the toilet for some reason
Angeline Compau:
What? So you can stink up the house like piss
Rebecca Smith:
Exactly.
Josh Smith:
I do
Angeline Compau:
sick.
Rebecca Smith:
Disgusting
Angeline Compau:
that is gross.
Josh Smith:
So so so, What is this? I heard this the other day. And I've been seeing a trend where somebody says I take full responsibility. So here's my curmudgeon. What is that? So if I said I take full responsibility for something I screw up at work, I'm not gonna get a bonus. You can get fired you're going to not be you're basically going to work your ass late to make up for it to get everything caught up for where you're screwed up. So there's some pain associated with taking responsibility. There's, there's consequences. would you would you agree?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
There should be.
Josh Smith:
When you run your forklift into a wall so many times, eventually there's probably consequences.
Angeline Compau:
They take your license away and they make you walk.
Rebecca Smith:
Ohhh
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, you get to walk and pick parts.
Josh Smith:
I've been noticing on TV a lot. Everybody says I take full responsibility, but there's no consequences. I'm really curious. What exactly do you mean? What does it mean to say, I take full responsibility? Which means Listen, I get it's my fault. Don't punish me. And let's just move on because if that's all they need,
Angeline Compau:
yeah,
Josh Smith:
I'm down for taking full responsibility for everything.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
Becky has her hand up like a seven year old child.
Rebecca Smith:
I have a question. You know what the girl version of that is.
Josh Smith:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Own it
Angeline Compau:
We didn't check by the way.
Josh Smith:
What does it mean when you say own it?
Rebecca Smith:
That's take full responsibility for what you said. It's a real housewives thing. All the real housewives are big on you got to own it. You got to own what you said. Own what you did. Own it. Own it.
Angeline Compau:
That is dumb
Rebecca Smith:
it's so dumb. It's so dumb.
Josh Smith:
Are their consequences of owning it?
Rebecca Smith:
No
Angeline Compau:
you just have to check really quick cuz you didn't check.
Josh Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
check.
Josh Smith:
Oh, check thanks.
Rebecca Smith:
You're fine.
Josh Smith:
I was
Rebecca Smith:
what is it gonna explode if he doesn't check.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, you gotta check.
Rebecca Smith:
You're disgusting
Angeline Compau:
And say hi to Greg Louganis
Josh Smith:
Greg that's a good point.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, we didn't say hi to Greg yet
Josh Smith:
Greg, this is probably his 12th episode now.
Rebecca Smith:
Brian was very proud of last week's episode.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, good. He liked it.
Rebecca Smith:
So fuck you Brian
Josh Smith:
I think Brian
Angeline Compau:
I like Brian a little more because he was a good sport.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, see.
Angeline Compau:
He got one cool point
Josh Smith:
Brian I don't like you at all. I don't like you less, so that's gotta count for something you know what I did today I hiked my ass. And dipshit all the way out to the woods to my camera. I have a camera out on the state land for where i'm gonna hunt later on,
Rebecca Smith:
for your sexual encounters for what do you mean?
Josh Smith:
for deer
Rebecca Smith:
Your sexual encounters with deer?
Josh Smith:
oh only aftershoot them
Rebecca Smith:
Eeewwww
Angeline Compau:
Eeewww
Josh Smith:
I get all the way out there to change out the batteries and get everything done. And then I get home and the cover for the batteries is still my pocket and i'm like oh man
Angeline Compau:
so you gotta to go all the way back?
Josh Smith:
I didn't
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
it's got like multiple covers
Angeline Compau:
it's gonna rain.
Josh Smith:
I think it'll be alright. It's got a cover you know
Rebecca Smith:
is that for the one you just bought the camera you just bought
Josh Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
you take full responsibility.
Josh Smith:
I take full responsibility for my actions.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah you gotta own it
Rebecca Smith:
for the shitty pictures you are gonna get from that camera
Josh Smith:
So won't affect the camera quality. But if I left it out there like during the winter you have to I'll go out there I'm gonna hunt.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't know. Isn't that condensation? Gonna be bad for it?
Josh Smith:
So the way it works is it's a one unit and it opens up
Rebecca Smith:
I'm already bored
Angeline Compau:
get those crickets going again.
Josh Smith:
by the way, so next Saturday's Octobor 1st
Rebecca Smith:
anytime you start a sentence with well the way it works is..immediately i'm bored
Josh Smith:
I have updates for you. I'm gone til late Tuesday i've gotta go to Battle Creek and Saturday. Opening Day bow I want to go hunt that afternoon.so i will be gone til late
Rebecca Smith:
Saturday,
Josh Smith:
Saturday, October one baby
Angeline Compau:
sounds like coyote Joe's is gonna happen.
Josh Smith:
Coyote Joe's?
Angeline Compau:
coyote Joe's
Rebecca Smith:
she's trying to get me to go to the country bar with her.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
You have to know how to line dance
Angeline Compau:
nope, no you just have to know how to get drunk Can you do it? Can you do it?
Rebecca Smith:
Yee Haw
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
listen, I don't have cowboy boots
Angeline Compau:
so what, I don't either
Josh Smith:
it's a fairpoint
Rebecca Smith:
I don't have any kind of Jean shirt.
Angeline Compau:
Why would we wear that stuff? We don't have no just God
Rebecca Smith:
I always get hit on by women every time I go to country bars
Angeline Compau:
dump your tits out let's go dump them out.
Josh Smith:
I may need help dragging the dead deer out so you need to be on call
Rebecca Smith:
no
Josh Smith:
both of you Angeline, I need to grab a hoove and pull
Angeline Compau:
NO, I'll cry
Rebecca Smith:
you know I'm not doing that either. And I better not see any carcas
Josh Smith:
you know how fucking useless you two would be I would be worse off with either one of you.
Angeline Compau:
Yes you would, I would not help. I would be having a funeral for Bambi I would be like dude say a prayer for the little lost lady or buck
Rebecca Smith:
are so are you not coming home on Tuesday or you're
Josh Smith:
I don't know, depends on what time I get done? Most likely? Yes. But I want to prepare you.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, where are you going to stay?
Josh Smith:
If I leave there by seven,
Rebecca Smith:
Your whore's
Josh Smith:
I'll come home if I leave there like 10 or 11 I'll probably just get hotel nearby.
Rebecca Smith:
Mm hmm.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, we don't have to go to coyote Joe's but we can go somewhere else.
Josh Smith:
Here's what I think you otta do.
Rebecca Smith:
on Friday, or when?
Angeline Compau:
Oh yeah, Friday, Friday or Saturday. Either way, just dumped your tits out. That's all you need to know.
Josh Smith:
I'll be there for that one.
Angeline Compau:
Okay, cool.
Josh Smith:
Friday is not opening day. Friday's opening day lbut I gotta work so. I'm not hunting Friday.
Angeline Compau:
Okay,
Rebecca Smith:
okay, we're gonna have to go Saturday because I have to be up early to teach on Saturday morning
Josh Smith:
unless there's a depends on the wind. And then we'll talk about this is where my wife gets mad at me. If we're lucky it depends on the wind direction
Rebecca Smith:
it's so dumb you can never make a frickin plan anytime It's hunting season. What are our plans for this day? Ah, that depends on the wind
Angeline Compau:
I would punch a baby that's annoying.
Rebecca Smith:
Can't do that.
Angeline Compau:
That's annoying.
Rebecca Smith:
Joe and Juliet want us to come over to watch football to some other time?
Josh Smith:
We should have them out here.
Rebecca Smith:
Why?
Josh Smith:
Our Place is 10 times better
Rebecca Smith:
What? No it's not
Angeline Compau:
you know what you guys should do?
Josh Smith:
Not not the house of house is shit. I'm talking about the view the lake the woods.
Rebecca Smith:
Well, if you're watching football, why do you need to look at the view of the lake in the woods
Josh Smith:
because you could get out here early. We could do five or six miles get some exercise.
Rebecca Smith:
Not everybody wants to exercise.
Josh Smith:
I do
Rebecca Smith:
before a football game
Josh Smith:
look at that dog behind Angeline you know what that is?
Angeline Compau:
That's for your two's conversation. Just now, I was just like okay
Josh Smith:
It's a good point, good point
Rebecca Smith:
I'm just saying not everybody wants to hike and do a bunch of shit.
Josh Smith:
Would you like to go on a hike Angeline?
Rebecca Smith:
Some people just want to come over and hang out.
Josh Smith:
Or do you want to go on a hike?
Angeline Compau:
Okay, if it's between watch football and go on a hike, I will go on a hike.
Josh Smith:
Alright,
Angeline Compau:
I'm not coming over to watch football.
Rebecca Smith:
you don't invite people to come over and hang out and expect them to go on a fucking six mile hike.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, no, shouldn't do that. Let them know beforehand about the hike. And then. Yeah,
Josh Smith:
what if I supply footwear?
Rebecca Smith:
What?
Angeline Compau:
That's weird.
Josh Smith:
Just kidding. Just kidding. Alright, so my topic was good this week, although we didn't have a lot on it.
Rebecca Smith:
What was it?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
I take full responsibility for my actions what does that mean? So just FYI, for our 1000s of view of listeners now. take to the streets when somebody takes full responsibility.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, and ask them
Rebecca Smith:
start a riot?
Josh Smith:
If you punch somebody in the stomach and they shit their pants when you say you take full responsibility. That means you're wiping their ass you got to clean up your mess.
Angeline Compau:
No, no, that's not what it means.
Josh Smith:
What is owning it mean in that situation?
Angeline Compau:
You did it but you don't have to do anything about it.
Josh Smith:
Then that's not owning it!
Rebecca Smith:
If Angeline takes me to coyote Joe's and I get shit faced and I come home and throw up. It's Angeline's fault.
Josh Smith:
No,
Angeline Compau:
I didn't make her drink
Rebecca Smith:
She made me go you probably would make me drink.
Angeline Compau:
not uh
Rebecca Smith:
Lies
Angeline Compau:
I would not make anybody drink I am like the biggest lightweight. I'm gonna have two drinks and then I'll probably drive everybody home.
Rebecca Smith:
That's me. I'm the mom. Usually
Angeline Compau:
you are but I can do it. I used to be the mom in my group I used that used to be me. I used to never drink everybody was like you drive and I was like you got it.
Josh Smith:
You know it?
Rebecca Smith:
Why Coyote Joe's? Can't we go somewhere else.
Angeline Compau:
I did say that already.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, ok
Angeline Compau:
it doesn't have to be that.
Rebecca Smith:
But where else would we go?
Josh Smith:
you can go to bullfrog's but it's lame.
Rebecca Smith:
What? Not nowhere in Ortonville. nowhere.
Angeline Compau:
we're not going to bullfrogs
Josh Smith:
What about the bar? by Bull's gym
Rebecca Smith:
nobody ever goes there Josh. The whole point is to get out like so Angeline can mingle and meet people
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
What about the boat bar?
Rebecca Smith:
and I need a side piece.
Angeline Compau:
No,
Josh Smith:
no boat bar?
Rebecca Smith:
The boat is scary.
Angeline Compau:
I love the boat bar. Don't get me wrong, but there's not eligible bachelors there. So
Josh Smith:
I really have any good suggestions. You know what, the Detroit burger bar.
Angeline Compau:
They have great food
Rebecca Smith:
Joshua, again, not a place to go out meeting eligible suitors
Angeline Compau:
but they have good food you are you're right about that.
Josh Smith:
I'll keep my eyes peeled this week. I'll put out the vibe
Angeline Compau:
Do you have any young interns at your office
Josh Smith:
we do
Rebecca Smith:
that are cute
Josh Smith:
No
Angeline Compau:
Okay, cool. Well, ask them where they're hanging out just in case
Josh Smith:
I'll check it out.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. Take a poll asked where they're going on the weekends.
Josh Smith:
Will do, will do
Rebecca Smith:
not in a creepy way.
Angeline Compau:
No, do it in a creepy way. tell them like you're gonna be there.
Josh Smith:
What's cookin good lookin?
Angeline Compau:
Where you're hanging out this weekend, just want to know
Josh Smith:
Are you planting your flag this Friday?
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
I'm gonna get fired
Rebecca Smith:
you are
Josh Smith:
That's awesome.
Rebecca Smith:
So where does someone yong hang out now a days
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
you're gonna be that creeper
Josh Smith:
hey, what's up with the tube tops Do you have one?
Rebecca Smith:
What's the deal with tube tops?
Josh Smith:
Are they coming back and are you gonna wear what this Friday that's my new line.
Rebecca Smith:
Wow.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, yeah.
Josh Smith:
Yeah. tube tops are back by the way.
Angeline Compau:
They are
Josh Smith:
gonna get one for me for sure
Angeline Compau:
they make boobs look awfully saggy. But they're cool.
Rebecca Smith:
They do.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, they do. They don't make boobs look good
Rebecca Smith:
there's not a lot of support in those things.
Angeline Compau:
No,
Josh Smith:
I gotta sneeze. We're gonna cut this short.
Rebecca Smith:
Well,
Angeline Compau:
just do it like you do everything else
Josh Smith:
alright hit pause. so I can go blow my nose.
Rebecca Smith:
Just go blow your nose.
Josh Smith:
It's running
Angeline Compau:
Like a faucet he warned us and then he did it if he's owning it
Rebecca Smith:
own it
Angeline Compau:
oh my god
Rebecca Smith:
yeah
Angeline Compau:
he's obnoxious Do you hear that?
Rebecca Smith:
unnecessary noises
Angeline Compau:
I'm glad you're leaving this in. oh my god
Josh Smith:
I had double layer production on that
Angeline Compau:
he did it right in my face ah oh god he's brought the snot with him Why?
Rebecca Smith:
I don't like to use paper towels Does that hurt your face
Josh Smith:
all the paper towels the only thing tough enough to contain it. I pet the cat and then I touched my face I think but I haven't touched the cat.
Angeline Compau:
Bad idea. Where is Wilbone
Rebecca Smith:
around here somewhere.
Angeline Compau:
In his bone hole
Rebecca Smith:
His new bone holes in the closet so you can't shut the door. He gets all mad.
Josh Smith:
It will be like the time you left them outside in the rain storm. Poor Wilbur.
Rebecca Smith:
I didn't mean to I don't even know he was
Josh Smith:
Poor bastard. He was pissed. outside.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
You guys are both petting Jasper.
Angeline Compau:
he stuck his snout right in my arm. Like I had no choice.
Rebecca Smith:
You didn't. Choice is not yours.
Angeline Compau:
No.
Rebecca Smith:
Josh, What do you remember about Monica Lewinsky?
Josh Smith:
I did overhear thecigar story. Oh, store story.
Angeline Compau:
Did you like it? Something you wanted to try out?
Josh Smith:
I did know about the dress that he shot a skeet All over her dress. I remember is being amazed that the national so here's why I really didn't get about the whole thing. The National Organization of women the now crowd, which is a fairly liberal group, which I'm not dogging them, how they never really came out and said he has to resign like they didn't want to
Rebecca Smith:
they impeached him.
Josh Smith:
No, no, the National Organization for Women, the Republican Party basically impeached him.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
but I couldn't understand how he kept the support of the women's groups. And he did after he basically boned an intern.
Rebecca Smith:
he boned many interns
Josh Smith:
Yeah, but this one
Rebecca Smith:
denied it under oath
Josh Smith:
he did not have sexual relations
Rebecca Smith:
purjured himself.
Angeline Compau:
He was really good in bed. He had good reviews on Yelp.
Rebecca Smith:
And how would you know though you only use a cigar on you? You don't know.
Josh Smith:
It was a big cigar
Angeline Compau:
Yes.
Josh Smith:
and it was brown
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, it was.
Josh Smith:
Yeah. It just makes me think of the movie swingers. I don't think you can get away with it now though. I think that
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
old movie for those of you that have ever seen it?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, like me.
Rebecca Smith:
You've never seen swingers
Angeline Compau:
no
Josh Smith:
you should check it out. Five bucks has Greg Louganis likes the movie
Rebecca Smith:
I have the dvd if you want to borrow it.
Angeline Compau:
What's it about? swingers
Rebecca Smith:
swingers
Angeline Compau:
they swing
Rebecca Smith:
um hm
Angeline Compau:
Oh
Rebecca Smith:
no.
Josh Smith:
It's about manifest Destiny Oh audience the 1000s that I think
Rebecca Smith:
oh god here comes
Josh Smith:
I think people would would would agree if I called myself a bit of an influencer so for those of you that you know feel the need to be influenced I have a suggestion for you there's a new show
Rebecca Smith:
you already talked about this on here
Josh Smith:
Yeah, so I watched first two episodes good but certainly back so stick with it you're gonna love it audience
Rebecca Smith:
you're boring yourself
Angeline Compau:
Yeah
Rebecca Smith:
You're so boring you're boring yourself yawning while you're talking about the foundation Oh which by the way our power went out so I'm almost 200 pages in on Dune
Angeline Compau:
you're beating me now I know I got
Josh Smith:
the power went out for a bit there for no good reason
Rebecca Smith:
I'm telling you we lose power for no reason all the time when we had that big storm when everybody else lost power we were fine
Angeline Compau:
you all were cool yeah, yep I remember that.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah the nicest days our power goes out
Josh Smith:
five minutes after I get the damn generator while I haul that fucker all the way up to the top to the garage change the oil which is a pain in the ass because it's not in a good spot
Rebecca Smith:
how far is it from from our house to the garage
Josh Smith:
30 yards 30, 30 yards
Rebecca Smith:
up hill. So you had to haul that generator
Josh Smith:
yeah, down hill is no problem
Angeline Compau:
it's a walk
Josh Smith:
and then as soon as I did it I get a text from Millar after I plug it back in five power power back on dude. I forgot to tell you so he was over there you know his generators on the side of his house.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
And he's over there you know screwing around with it. And we have all these little rotten small potatoes or tomatoes in the in the pot. And we had a few other soft tomatoes. So he's pushing this generator. So I haul off and I rifle, cherry tomato, and it went right behind his head and it like hit his house and just exploded because it was rotten and he didn't see it. So then I had all those little ones and I was launching them you know just like at 45 degree angle they were all laying like couple hit him on the back and it's it's slightly sprinkling outside and he's looking up at the roof and I hit him with a few smaller ones I missed them with another massive rotten one. And I was on the porch and laugh and like a little kid for like 10 minutes as I sit there and pebble him with those tomatoes, he finally sees me and then I show the one where I just missed his head. That would have been a good one cuz like I whipped that thing and it just exploded . I didn't mean to aim it at his head. Anyway, I thought that was pretty funny that I sat there and pelted it with tomatoes
Rebecca Smith:
did he find it funny.
Josh Smith:
I think he did. I don't think he would have found it funny if that one hit him in the face
Rebecca Smith:
or that he had to clean up the side of his house from Rotten Tomatoes.
Josh Smith:
You know, never actually did volunteer to celan up
Rebecca Smith:
you did not take responsibility.
Angeline Compau:
No he did not
Josh Smith:
I did not own it.
Angeline Compau:
Wow.
Josh Smith:
By the way, there's one lady on that. That has got these huge lips.
Rebecca Smith:
That's Lisa Rinna. She's the own it girl. She always says that. those are her natural lips.
Angeline Compau:
No, there they are not .
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Josh Smith:
wow.
Rebecca Smith:
She's had those since the 80s. And she's always had them. If you look at old pictures of her they show
Josh Smith:
they're like diaper huge,
Angeline Compau:
She's not owning it. She's not owning it
Rebecca Smith:
I'm just telling you.
Angeline Compau:
this dog just I have my hand here and
Rebecca Smith:
He's starved for attention Angeline
Angeline Compau:
I have been petting him for like an hour.
Josh Smith:
By the way, can you pull your sweatpants up higher?
Angeline Compau:
Nope, This is how comfy
Josh Smith:
are you serious.
Angeline Compau:
They're up to my boobs. I had
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, I love I
Angeline Compau:
you missed it. When I did this
Rebecca Smith:
wait, stand up. Let me see if that shirt is tucked into your sweat pants.
Angeline Compau:
Let's see where, how high.
Josh Smith:
It's not tucked in!
Angeline Compau:
See how high up your pants now
Josh Smith:
below belly button.
Angeline Compau:
But this is how I wanted to sit so that my gut would be comfortable.
Rebecca Smith:
Can I take a picture of that so I can put it on our instagram?
Josh Smith:
she should be coding right now?
Angeline Compau:
I'm comfortable.
Rebecca Smith:
I'm taking a picture.
Angeline Compau:
This is so like, get Jasper in it
Rebecca Smith:
wait Jasper's head we can't have him block the shot of the pants.
Angeline Compau:
Yes. I love it.
Josh Smith:
Holy crap. Does she look like a grandma
Rebecca Smith:
did you see her shirt?
Josh Smith:
How can I It's so fucking her pants fare so up high. I love to...oh my gosh
Angeline Compau:
I had this specially made.
Josh Smith:
Angeline is wearing a shirt that says I love to fart
Angeline Compau:
yes. stop licking me.
Josh Smith:
I can't help it. I like to lick you Angeline. Poor Jasper all he wants is to be loved. He's not causing any commotion
Angeline Compau:
he's making my hand.
Josh Smith:
Well
Rebecca Smith:
he's breathing is hot breath on me.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah. It's your turn to pet him now.
Rebecca Smith:
No. He doesn't want me.
Josh Smith:
I took him in tall grass today. He had a ball. He loves the high grass. Feels like a hunter.
Angeline Compau:
He's about to whine. He's about toget mad
Josh Smith:
He's not gonna cry come here. Sit down.
Rebecca Smith:
This is fun for our audience.
Josh Smith:
Good boy. Anyway, so I only had the one topic this week, which is a dry week for me but I would like to say that Hamburger Helper, which was a good thing when we were kids. My mother never made it but might when I would stay at other people's houses.
Rebecca Smith:
Your mother never made hamburger helper.
Josh Smith:
No, it was beneath her.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
she was really kind of my mom to snotty like always making us like home cooked meals
Rebecca Smith:
Oh my mom was all about what whatever. Whatever was easy.
Angeline Compau:
My mom was not against hot dogs and beans but she never made hamburger helper.
Josh Smith:
No Never had I never had Ramen until I went to college.
Rebecca Smith:
Really?
Josh Smith:
I didn't know what the fuck Ramen was
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, no I didn't know
Josh Smith:
we never had spam.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh we had spam
Angeline Compau:
sounds gross
Josh Smith:
once in a while we get a sugar cereal but it'd be like if somebody else bought it for us.
Rebecca Smith:
we had sugar cereal.
Josh Smith:
I used to ask my mom like hey, can we have that we can't afford it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
I used to think Dad, are we gonna lose our house. What are you talking about? we can't afford anything? I don't know talk to you mother.
Rebecca Smith:
we used to eat steak ums. did you ever have steak ums?
Josh Smith:
I've never had that til went to college.
Angeline Compau:
What is Steak ums?
Rebecca Smith:
it's Good it's like it's like roast beef. Right that you just cook it's like thin pieces like you would make like a Philly cheese steak with
Angeline Compau:
Oh, okay.
Rebecca Smith:
And they're like thin pieces of meat and then you put them in a pan heat him up and then you'd eat him.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, they're they're delicious, but they're not I don't know that the real meat?
Angeline Compau:
Probably not. It doesn't sound like it.
Josh Smith:
The're good.
Rebecca Smith:
Good
Josh Smith:
we never had little Smokies until I went to college.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, yummy we would have little smokies for like school lunch.
Angeline Compau:
Is that your nickname in college? Lil, smokey.
Rebecca Smith:
That's his name now.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
We had those for school lunch, little Smokies
Josh Smith:
and those lunchable things that people parents what do you waste that is dumb. By your kid that thing of crackers. What do you think? is such a crock of shit
Angeline Compau:
for parents who don't want to make a sandwich and I don't blame them making a lunch for your kid sucks
Josh Smith:
the kids I need like seven of those
Rebecca Smith:
you're not a kid.
Josh Smith:
I used to get whatever was the all you can eat portion of the cafeteria no matter what it was
Rebecca Smith:
my go to lunch in high school was a bean burrito with barbecue Fritos.
Angeline Compau:
Delicious. Jasper, I knew he was going to whine I knew it
Josh Smith:
All he wanted to say was hi.
Rebecca Smith:
I did not like the pizza boats. that was the Worst
Josh Smith:
What? that was delicious
Rebecca Smith:
no
Angeline Compau:
what is a pizza boat
Rebecca Smith:
like a French bread pizza.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, I like those
Josh Smith:
Oh, Stoffer's French fried pizza best pizza in the world. Do you see your two pieces right? Yeah, then I slice them down the middle long way. So I've got like sticks. It's easier to really enjoy it. Well,
Angeline Compau:
that's genius.
Josh Smith:
Yes, yes.
Rebecca Smith:
That's gross. you know why because it's too much bread and it's always soggy in the middle.
Josh Smith:
It's not soggy in the middle, it's good.
Rebecca Smith:
Yes, it is. Because if you cook it if you cook it to where it's not soggy in the middle then It's so fucking hard on the ends that you can't eat it.
Josh Smith:
That's why you saw it right down the middle.
Angeline Compau:
I bet it would cook more evenly if you cut it in half.
Rebecca Smith:
I don't like it.
Josh Smith:
No, no, I cut I cut. I cut it after I cook it.
Angeline Compau:
Oh,
Josh Smith:
I don't have the problem.
Rebecca Smith:
I'd rather have bagel bites.
Josh Smith:
bagel bites are good, but they're not stoffer's
Rebecca Smith:
or pizza rolls.I'd rather have pizza french bread rolls over everything.
Josh Smith:
No.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, hell yeah.
Josh Smith:
Not over stoffer's
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, shut your mouth.
Angeline Compau:
If you know me at all in real life, you know I'm a whore for pizza rolls
Rebecca Smith:
Me too! Ask Juliette
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, yeah,
Josh Smith:
you also like the
Rebecca Smith:
pizza roll
Josh Smith:
those the very dirty cheap the cheapest
Rebecca Smith:
Tinos pizza.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, they're dirty.
Rebecca Smith:
You know what? That used to be my go to every time I would watch I would put it to a Tinos pizza and burn it a little bit.
Josh Smith:
Yeah.
Rebecca Smith:
And then watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Josh Smith:
Except for that last part that shits good.
Rebecca Smith:
That was my favorite. My weekly thing at that. That's what I do. And then watch Buffy in the dark.
Angeline Compau:
That's funny.
Rebecca Smith:
in my apartment. Eating my totinos
Angeline Compau:
nice.
Josh Smith:
I used to do that a lot with Jack's pizza except the Buffy
Rebecca Smith:
we didn't have Jack's pizza
Angeline Compau:
I didn't watch Buffy either
Rebecca Smith:
What is wrong with you people you watched Angel don't even pretend like
Josh Smith:
Ahhh
Rebecca Smith:
Yes you did. You're such a liar. Josh
Josh Smith:
There's things I'll admit to watching I just don't.
Rebecca Smith:
Own it
Angeline Compau:
I just found out like last week that David Boreanaz was on that show and I looked at him.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah.
Angeline Compau:
And I was like, Oh, Dang.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, yeah,
Angeline Compau:
I see what you're doing David. But I didn't know he was on that show
Rebecca Smith:
angel on Buffy. And then he had his own spin off called Angel.
Angeline Compau:
Um, I didn't know that. Until like last week
Rebecca Smith:
before bones.
Josh Smith:
Bones.
Angeline Compau:
I you know, I
Josh Smith:
I nver watched that show, either.
Angeline Compau:
That's a good show.
Rebecca Smith:
I now he's what Navy SEALs or something. Some kind of seal show.
Angeline Compau:
My mom loves bones. And every time she'd be like, you would you want to watch bones. And I'm like, we watching boners so then she'd get really upset. And she didn't like it when I called it boners.
Josh Smith:
I feel like that you could be a better daughter.
Rebecca Smith:
Angeline's mom doesn't like it that she cusses it's
Angeline Compau:
no she's been yelling at me.
Josh Smith:
Well, it's her house. And Wilbur says it's her house.
Angeline Compau:
So why does that have to mean anything?
Josh Smith:
Listen when your mom comes over to your house where you paid the mortgage, and says stop cussing, you can say Shut up. You shouldn't but you can.
Angeline Compau:
I can't even help it just flies out my mouth.
Josh Smith:
You can help it.
Angeline Compau:
Just how I talk.
Josh Smith:
You can help it
Angeline Compau:
I swear like a sailor. Yeah,
Josh Smith:
you just don't make the effort.
Angeline Compau:
Sometimes I get excited, I suppose especially if I get excited then it just flies out and she goes but you stop it. You don't have to say the F word every other word
Josh Smith:
you don't. You're a foul, foul
Angeline Compau:
I don't
Rebecca Smith:
this comes from Joshua
Josh Smith:
a foul fart loving millennial
Angeline Compau:
who doesn't love a good fart your stomach always feels good after a good fart. That's why babies
Rebecca Smith:
don't even don't even say like you don't fart
Angeline Compau:
babies smile after they fart you know that because it feels good
Rebecca Smith:
You're the worst in the world.
Josh Smith:
Really?
Angeline Compau:
Yeah.
Josh Smith:
I smile after i fart. Jasper farts when he gets off the couch.
Rebecca Smith:
That's why Josh is so happy. He farts all the time.
Angeline Compau:
Jasper?
Rebecca Smith:
Josh
Angeline Compau:
Oh, Josh yeah
Rebecca Smith:
Jasper farts when he gets up on the couch
Angeline Compau:
I'm sorry, i'm such a bad person. I love what you do that.
Rebecca Smith:
That's good.
Angeline Compau:
I've never heard it. But I love hearing that.
Josh Smith:
So where are you guys going next Saturday. So I know what's going on?
Rebecca Smith:
Well, you're supposed to do some investigating for us
Josh Smith:
that's right I will figure it out. I will talk to all the people.
Angeline Compau:
I'm supposed to have company at my house next Saturday.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh, that's right. We can't go
Josh Smith:
whose company?
Angeline Compau:
I'm having family come in from my mom's brother and my cousin.
Josh Smith:
So you're grounded?
Angeline Compau:
Maybe.
Rebecca Smith:
Coyote Joe's might have to wait?
Angeline Compau:
Maybe,
Josh Smith:
Beck's going hunting with me. We'll do a double in the ground blind
Rebecca Smith:
never gonna happen If I go hunting with you I'm just gonna sit there and bring a cowbell and say RUN!
Angeline Compau:
yes Run Aw
Rebecca Smith:
Run deer run!
Josh Smith:
alright, that's our show for today.
Rebecca Smith:
Oh you decided when we're done
Angeline Compau:
I have to go blow my nose
Rebecca Smith:
I decided when we're done
Josh Smith:
sorry about that
Angeline Compau:
that sounded so like
Josh Smith:
I really do want a pop too, but I'm not gonna go get one
Rebecca Smith:
I want a Shasta! Did you guys have Shasta here?
Josh Smith:
Shasta, Shasta's good shit just
Angeline Compau:
That is what they sold at K-Mart
Josh Smith:
they got beat by faygo
Rebecca Smith:
that was their campaign slogan I wanna pop wanna shasta
Josh Smith:
Is Faygo still around?
Angeline Compau:
Hell yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
we didn't have fago
Angeline Compau:
hell yeah Faygo's still around I got the other day
Josh Smith:
did you get some rockin rye.
Angeline Compau:
At the shower I was at today they gave away rockin rye? They gave away faygo pops. It was the best and I took a rockin rye
Josh Smith:
I like Faygo red, red pop
Angeline Compau:
no there's nothing like rockin rye.
Rebecca Smith:
No idea.
Josh Smith:
Yeah, we need to get you a faygo red.
Angeline Compau:
We gotta get you a rockin rye and a cream soda.
Rebecca Smith:
Ew,
Josh Smith:
and a pork soda
Angeline Compau:
What's wrong with you?
Rebecca Smith:
that's the Primus album
Josh Smith:
get yourself a can of pork soda you'll be feeling fine
Rebecca Smith:
Wynona's got a big brown beaver
Angeline Compau:
You don't like cream soda?
Josh Smith:
By the way you don't like Tool, the band?
Angeline Compau:
No
Rebecca Smith:
why?
Josh Smith:
For the audience for those of you that have never heard it Tool69
Rebecca Smith:
it's good.
Josh Smith:
This is necessary it's a great thing to listen to while somebody is getting murdered. not to say that you should murder
Angeline Compau:
never got into it.
Josh Smith:
Because you are a tool.
Angeline Compau:
You're a tool
Rebecca Smith:
Tool reminds me of my ex boyfriend
Angeline Compau:
Let me read this. This funny meme that my friend sent me today for you
Josh Smith:
It wass funny.
Angeline Compau:
Dune is just Star Wars for people who listen to Tool and that is the truth if I've ever heard it
Rebecca Smith:
That is true.
Angeline Compau:
It is true.
Josh Smith:
disappointed by that.
Angeline Compau:
Thank you Cassie for sending that to me.
Josh Smith:
Oh would you like some chili to take home?
Angeline Compau:
No. were you being serious I thought that I thought you were joking
Rebecca Smith:
Josh made me make him chili today.
Angeline Compau:
Why not? I thought you were joking, but maybe
Josh Smith:
you're welcome.
Angeline Compau:
I feel like you shouldn't ever give away food though because you'll just eat it.
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah,
Angeline Compau:
you're gonna miss it. He's gonna miss it.
Josh Smith:
I'm am gonna miss it
Rebecca Smith:
Yeah, come I think we made a full crock pot of chili a huge one. Come Tuesday afternoon it'll be gone.
Angeline Compau:
That's what I'm thinking.
Rebecca Smith:
Cuz Josh will eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner on Tuesday night he will be cursing your name.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah, see that's what I that's what I don't want
Josh Smith:
Just as an FYI. I'll be cursing your name tonight too.
Rebecca Smith:
Every night.
Angeline Compau:
Oh, don't be saying my name at night you sicko? Sick,
Josh Smith:
here's what I need. I really need a juice or something.
Rebecca Smith:
Go get one.
Josh Smith:
There's no place thats close without being closed. You want me to go Where's What time is it?
Angeline Compau:
Nine.
Rebecca Smith:
I can go to Bueches
Angeline Compau:
go to Bueches
Josh Smith:
i can't go cuz I'm in sweatpants.
Angeline Compau:
You can go, trust me, it's Bueches
Rebecca Smith:
Do you see the things that I do for you?
Josh Smith:
appreciate everything you do for me.
Rebecca Smith:
You do not. Lies. Alright,
Angeline Compau:
Josh can't go to Bueches beacuse he's afraid that he's gonna pop a boner in his sweatpants. That's what he's afraid of
Josh Smith:
to walk around with. I'd have to like, you'd have to like put the drawstrings on the top of it. And then untuck the shirt.
Rebecca Smith:
He had to tuck it into your pants.
Angeline Compau:
You saw a bag of funyuns and got excited.
Josh Smith:
Oh, I totally would get about her for a bag of Funyons.
Angeline Compau:
Exactly
Josh Smith:
That's all it would take Helen Hunt and funyuns or Helen Hunt holding a funyun
Angeline Compau:
Oh my God,
Rebecca Smith:
Josh just almost killed himself trying to get up
Angeline Compau:
Josh tried to get up I forgot he was still wearing his headphones. He like pulled and he got stuck. Just like a dog when you pull up on a leash Oh my gosh. I wish I could describe it better.
Rebecca Smith:
I reminded me of that scene in um, did you see My Big Fat Greek Wedding? She's at the travel agency.
Angeline Compau:
Yeah,
Rebecca Smith:
he's at the window and she gets up and gets yanked back.
Angeline Compau:
Yes, that's exactly what it just looked like. Oh my gosh. Oh, that was the best
Rebecca Smith:
Are you done snotty? how does one person have that much snot
Angeline Compau:
ew
Rebecca Smith:
Focker has to go.
Angeline Compau:
bye Josh.
Rebecca Smith:
Bye everybody
Angeline Compau:
Have a wonderful week. Hi, everyone. I know we mentioned earlier that we did a collaboration with our friends. over at books, movies and musicals. Oh my! that episode is live up on Apple now so please go check them out. Karen and Colleen were so much fun to hang out with. Please check it out books, movies and musicals. Oh my
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